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Dennis Lee

Dennis Lee

Contributor - Serious Eats Chicago

An extremely handsome, perpetual troublemaker, and lover of food (which is a terrible combination, by the way), Dennis more or less tripped and fell into food writing after writing semi-rude (well, okay, totally rude) comments in the Serious Eats comments section under the extremely questionable username "Fart Sandwich."

One thing led to another, and after a test review with the esteemed Daniel Zemans, the Serious Eats staff decided to give Dennis a crack. To this day, no one knows why. No one. Seriously, nobody.

Boy, did they regret it!

Now Dennis is the mastermind behind the Lunch in the Loop weekly feature, along with as many shenanigans he can pull off before he gets in any real trouble...that you know of.

During the day, he masquerades as a harmless Sales and Marketing Associate at an amazing company named ServerCentral.

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  • Location: Chicago
  • Favorite foods: Pretty much anything that'll fit into his mouth. And if it doesn't fit into his mouth, get a hammer, and we'll make it fit. That's the "royal we."
  • Last bite on earth: His aunt's famous kimchi. Or, maybe avocado. Steak? Does bourbon count as a bite of food?

Lunch in the Loop: Loop Pizza

The previous pizza businesses in this location haven't had much luck. One of the last versions, Pizza Broker (best name ever) disappeared. Then it was Nicola's Pizza, which wasn't much different. Now it's Loop Pizza. Maybe the spot is just suffering from a curse. A pizza curse. More

Lunch in the Loop: Roly Poly Sandwiches

Roly Poly Sandwiches, as I learned during my research, is a chain restaurant that only serves wrap sandwiches. But my child-like curiosity got the better of me, and I knew I had to visit. Besides, the place is called Roly Poly, how could you not want to go? More

Lunch in the Loop: French Accent

The food at French Accent is served buffet style (I see some you buffet-haters rolling your eyes already) and it's a little overwhelming at first; there are a ton of choices. There's a carving station, a panini station, a very big hot buffet line (complete with desserts), and a bar—for those of you who prefer your calories in the form of alcohol. More

Lunch in the Loop: Ceres Cafe

Ceres Cafe is located on the ground floor of the Chicago Board of Trade, and it's mostly known for their extremely strong after-work drinks. But they've got an enormous diner-style menu too, in case you're not going for a three-Martini lunch. More

Lunch in the Loop: Halo Asian Mix

As the name suggests, Halo Asian Mix's menu is varied—there's Hawaiian (Spam Loco Moco, anyone?), Filipino, Japanese, Chinese, and even a whole Thai section. Not everything is a winner, but as they say, variety is the spice of life. More

Lunch in the Loop: Ba Le Lands in the Loop

Now that we're all grumbling and back at the office, we can at least take solace in good lunches while we despair at our desks. I am happy to report, however, that there is now another place that offers bánh mì in the Loop, bringing the total number of places to two. Good job, downtown Chicago. More

Las Vegas, NV: Don't Bet on the $60 Rossini Burger at Burger Bar

Hi everyone!

The reason why I picked this place was honestly due to curiosity. I had a gut instinct about what I thought it might be like, but you never know until you try, right? Plus I did have all that money from slots and I figured, what the fuck, why not. And I knew you guys would be interested in hearing about it too.

(And to those who got the reference to The Room, internet high-fives to all.)

Business Dinner in NYC Near New Yorker Hotel?

Hi,

Probably 8 - 10 people. Those sound like great ideas, I'll have to mull them over and pitch them to the ol' boss.

Anyone else?

Thanks Kristin!

Asparagus-palooza at the Green City Market in Chicago

These pictures are outstanding.

A Fond Farewell To National Managing Editor Erin Zimmer

Erin, it's been awesome working with you. Let us know where you land so we can say hi.

Video: Season 2 Premiere of Top Chef Richard Blais's 'Burger Lab'

I think he learned all of his video making skills from Guy Fieri. Holy shit. The rack focuses are making me dizzy and he's shouting every single word at my face! I'm scared. Hold me.

What Gross Food Stuff Did You Do as a Kid?

Jesus. What DIDN'T I do? I'd put a shitload of condiments from the fridge in between two pieces of white bread. I will never forget the taste of grape jelly, American cheese, and sweet pickle relish in one bite.

Oh God the memories, make them stop, make them stop!

Chain Reaction: Little Caesar's Deep!Deep! Dish Pizza

Hi everyone! Thanks for all the comments. Nothing like fast food to get people talking.

@monopod -- I was thinking the same thing, maybe their machines weren't quite calibrated for thicker dough, but it was severely undercooked. It just occurred to me that perhaps the dough was frozen or cold before it went in, and so it didn't cook fully.

@monkeyrotica -- The sausage is the weird pelletized kind. Smooth texture, off-putting in that overly processed sort of way. But there were whole fennel seeds, which gave it a little texture and more flavor.

TGI Fry-Day: Buffalo Style Tofu 'Wings' at Ground Control

The fact that these look good to me is my body's way of crying out for help. And by help, I mean, vegetables and fruit.

How to Make Koolickles, Kool-Aid Soaked Pickles

Ben, I was just talking about these with my coworker yesterday. She didn't believe that these were a thing. I'm totally making some, flavored with sweet justice.

Serious Eats Chicago Visits Ed Debevic's So You Don't Have To

I'd rather ride a tricycle into the Chicago river than go back and eat at Ed Debevic's.

Buuuut we did have a pretty good time. Elliot saved the day.

6 Places to Eat Ramps in Chicago

Jim-Bob, that was awesome. Internet high-five!

Staff Picks: Where Do You Take an Out of Town Guest in Chicago?

@jwardell

It's a bit of a walk from the El stop, if you can handle hoofing it for a while, then standing in a long sausage line. If you have comfortable shoes and it's a nice day out, I think you'll be okay. Plus, you get the added bonus of being able to go to the great Joong Boo Market filled with a bunch of awesome Korean food (I'm a little biased).

A cab ride from downtown Chicago would be really pricey, if that's where you're staying, plus getting a pickup from around there would be kinda difficult to go back.

Chicago, IL: Dense Beef at Old Town Social

@jordanhojo That's what I meant, I re-read that sentence and can see the confusion. Always salt a patty right before cooking it! Just not like waaay early.

Chain Reaction: Pizza Hut's Crazy Cheesy Crust

Um, Niki, you're hilarious. How am I not married to you? How did I think that previous question was totally not creepy?

11 Caramels We Love in Chicago

Whoa, @fleurdesel. That's super cool. I had no idea there were two types of bergamot. That's confusing! You learn new things every day.

11 Caramels We Love in Chicago

(Sorry for being THAT guy. You know I got your back.)

11 Caramels We Love in Chicago

Damn, girl, how's that enamel on your teeth?

Bergamot is actually a citrus fruit, not an herb. It is used to flavor the Earl Grey group of teas. It's interesting to me that it comes off like black pepper because it's a citrus like a lime or lemon.

Chain Reaction: Gordon Biersch

I think I had a praise dump this morning...

Farewell, Serious Eaters!

ALAINA!

Oh, man. Thanks for being awesome.

Bar Eats: Gaslight Bar & Grille

I'm pretty floored by the lamb chops and the tuna tacos. How badass is that?

Lunch in the Loop: Osaka Express

Haha, thanks guys. My friends told me I should have a food show on Adult Swim or something where I just screw around.

Cakespy: Cadbury Creme Scotch Eggs

No.

Well, maybe.

Okay.

7 Great Places to Buy Bacon in Chicago

You know, I think that the whole reason you did this post was so you had an excuse to cover a place called "Mr. Spanky's." Well played, Nick.

Well played.

Staff Picks: Our Favorite Food Moments in Movies

Um, Leandra and Robyn, I love you guys. You knew that anyway.

Leandra -- my favorite food scene is from Spirited Away too, but oddly, it's the sad scene where Chihiro is crying when she eats the rice balls that Haku brings her when things seem so hopeless. Food tastes a lot different when you're crying. You need it, but you don't want it. It's such a bittersweet scene, and it's moving.

Now I'm embarrassed. I'll go get into a barfight now. DUDE POWER!

Behind the Scenes of Slurping Turtle's Housemade Ramen Noodles in Chicago

This is an amazing slideshow. I'm very impressed, Roger.

The Serious Eats Chicago Dog Style Guide

Here's the thing: Most people think that the Chicago dog has an inflexible formula, one set down from on high, which mandates a certain seven toppings that must be included or the whole deal is off. But the reality I've encountered over the many years I've been searching for the best hot dog in Chicago is far more varied and interesting. Here's the guide to make sense of it all. More

Standing Room Only: Hot Diggity Dogs

At first glance, Hot Diggity Dogs looks like the kind of place that has been open for 40 years or so. The menu doesn't help. The stand, located underneath the Wellington Red Line station, specializes almost exclusively on the trinity of hot dogs, Italian beefs, and burgers. But, in fact, it has only been open for little over a year, making it one of a number of places that have popped up in the wake of Hot Doug's immense success. More

6 Off-Menu Dessert Mashups at McDonald's

Years ago, a friend introduced me to a mildly hilarious unofficial off-menu dessert at McDonald's: an apple pie and a vanilla ice cream cone, smashed up in a cup together to make the best McFlurry McDonald's doesn't know about. This concoction doesn't have an official name (yet) but it got me thinking: if it was that easy to improve upon the pie, there must be other undiscovered treasures hiding within plain sight. The only logical next move was to find out. More

Meet & Eat: Blake Royer, 'Sausage City'

Blake is a part of the old school. In the blog world, that means he's been writing for Serious Eats since early 2007—years before he even thought about living in Chicago. But in a general sense, it's also true. Sure, he's made his own bacon before, but how many other people have had to butcher the pig first? More

Hangover Helper: The Slinger at Diner Grill, Chicago IL

Diner Grill is a 24-hour joint inside of a beat-up old train car, and it's pretty much known in Chicago for serving what I like to call "belligerent drunk people food." They serve breakfast, burgers, and fries, at all hours of the day, but most people show up around 2 a.m. looking for something greasy to fill their post night-of-mayhem hunger pangs. More

Joe's 5 Best Fried Bites of 2011 in Chicago

I've only been writing TGI Fry-Day for about a month and a half, which means I've barely dipped my toe into the bubbling fry pot that is Chicago. But that doesn't mean I just started eating fried food. If I'm wet behind the ears, it's only because I had an itch in the middle of my order of fried pickles. Submitted for your approval, here are my top five fried obsessions from 2011. More

A Look at the Serious Eats Chicago Launch Party

I knew the main reason Ed wanted to have a launch party in Chicago was so that he would have an excuse to get as many of his favorite Chicago restaurants together in the same room as possible. Picking one was an impossibility, but our preliminary list quickly grew to the point where there were almost as many restaurants as potential guests. In the end, we settled on four amazing places . More

Chicago: 7 Favorite Taco Joints

In any big city, tacos are a great representation of what the local food scene has to offer. Small, simple, and versatile, this is street food at its finest. Or it's a popular chef (ahem, Paul Kahan) doing tacos at their cheffiest-finest. There's quite a bit of diversity on this list: from the homey, traditional carne asada and carnitas to kalbi (Korean short rib) to a crunchy fish taco. More