I listen to music. I cook. I blog about it. Mayhem ensues.
Now here's the important question. Once a gummy bear has been infused, will it still accept a dip in chocolate and not have the chocolate slide off as it dries?
'Cause a dark-chocolate-dipped rummy bear would probably be too perfect for our flawed universe.
(As a side note, anybody who has not made chocolate-dipped gummy bears at home should do so immediately. They're way better than the storebought ones and dead easy to do.)
@findingmykid -- You have invented the grown-up, liquid version of those Cadbury fruit & nut bars that used to be exotic in the U.S. (in the days before they showed up at supermarkets)! That's a compliment -- your cocoa should taste like my memory of how good they were, not how they actually taste now.
I once persuaded a bartender to make a White Russian with creme de cassis rather than Kahlua. It was pleasing.
Yeah, while trying more things would be scientifically interesting and I would READ it, once it becomes 18 steps to get the Perfect Faux Ramen Nooodle, I'm not going to actually do it, as I could take the bus to the Asian supermarket for real ramen noodles with less effort.
I would still read it, though.
Anyway, this is very cool!
I have enough favorites to be in a carbohydrate haze for weeks.
Red bean rolls, I adore to such a degree that I figured out how to make a passable (not great) quickie version at home (largely because the nearest Chinese bakery is really inconvenient and its rolls, not very good).
There is a mince-meat moon pie that I've had in San Francisco from some tiny Chinatown bakery, and I can't find it elsewhere. It has roughly the density of lead and probably shouldn't be eaten in one sitting, but it's wonderful.
If anybody wants to promote the Sesame Ball & Egg Custard Pie Diet, I am so there.
Nothing works more than once in prodding the chronically late. They do this stuff because they're going to do it.
The best thing to try, for peace of mind, is just having stuff to do so that you don't care if Latie Bird is late. But some Latie Birds will see your lack of distress and start being even later, and the next thing you know, dinner is at 10 p.m. and the restaurant staff doesn't want to tell you about dessert.
Oh, that looks good!
There's a similar dish served at my favorite Indian buffet that I've been meaning to reconstruct at home, so now I have a starting point. (I suspect it's mostly a difference of ghee versus olive oil and then the spice profile.)
@Mmmmmph -- The internet's certainly loaded with food bloggers claiming Velveeta is mandatory in place of half the cheddar, though how many of them are actually Southern is not something I'm up for researching.
The mark of true adulthood is having more than one go-to drink, so that when the gin-and-tonic isn't mixed to your specifications, you can shrug and order a glass of wine or a martini or whatever else suits your palate.
Also, yeah, totally what ryuthrowstuff says about being cut more slack if you're the kind of regular on slow nights who already has a "let's discuss amazing drinks!" relationship with the bartender. A major reason to have multiple default settings is that sometimes you'll be a newbie or occasional customer at a place that's swamped and noisy, and just getting a basic drink will be a feat.
As a child, I regarded unfrosted brown-sugar as the epitome of Pop Tart sophistication.
I've tried the oat ones because Big Lots had them, and they're okay. I keep a large package in the office of whatever flavor looked good from Big Lots, which usually means buying rival brand Toast 'Em Pop Ups.
When I noticed a three-year-old jar of barely used tahini in my refrigerator, I made halvah. It's incredibly easy and turns out to taste much better fresh than packaged.
@SheilaC -- My thought exactly! My mom used to crank out bajillions of butter cookies, and I positively loathed them (and still do).
Rainbow cookies, now... rainbow cookies are worth trying to find. I haven't had one in years because Arizona is not big on Italian bakeries.
I'd swear that on the East Coast, even grocery stores had a larger selection of cookies than the six described, but it's been so long that I don't remember details.
@colonelcash -- Two options! If you're confident in melting chocolate, you can add alcohol directly and it won't seize (non-alcohol-based flavorings will cause seizing, unless you add a little milk or oil or butter to the chocolate).
Alternately, add a little bourbon to the condensed milk and then just use a tad less in relation to the crushed crackers (since you've upped the moisture) or add some food-processed unsweetened coconut or ground nuts to up the dry ratio. Put the excess bourbon-laced condensed milk in your next cup of coffee.
@Desert -- If you have Whole Foods or a locally owned chi-chi-mart, check there for non-Philly cream cheese.
It's also very easy to make at home. You can do it with rennet and the whole nine yards, but the easy-peasy way is to take live-culture yogurt that's not full of stabilizers (probably from the same source where you could just buy the cream cheese), plop it in cheesecloth, and hang it over a bowl to drain for a few days.
The tangier your original yogurt, the tangier the resulting cheese. Sugar and flavorings will not stop it from turning to cream cheese (you get flavored cream cheese!), but you do need live cultures and not a whole lot of better-living-through-chemistry. The more fat in your yogurt, the fattier and creamier your cream cheese.
Oh maaaaan, that is a grueling cooking regimen if you're not a professional chef at a restaurant! I give you props for keeping up the self-discipline this long and wish you well on the journey to a completed book.
Does NYC not have grocery stores? Out here, supermarkets sell bagels (ranging in quality from the ridiculous to the sublime, and yes, there's plenty of ridiculous) and also sell cream cheese. I'm absolutely certain I can have a bagel and schmear for under $1 a day, and if I want to get fussy about bagel quality, they're more tedious than difficult to make.
@AdanMedra -- Yeah, I was surprised to see refritos classified as Tex-Mex, when that's an indigenous dish across the Southwest and even shows up in Louisiana in a red-bean version.
I was also surprised to see use of dried chiles classified as a Tex Mex invention, when that's indigenous cuisine in New Mexico.
"Puffy tacos" are definitely indigenous cuisine and show up in a number of variants in different regions; the question is when they date from (they seem to appear widely once there's herding onto reservations, as flour and lard were commonly available, but that doesn't rule out earlier origins).
@sdfishtaco -- Three words: choice of flavors. Nobody locally is going to sell me a dark-chocolate-coated ice cream bar that's lemon... or cherry... or coconut... or peppermint. But know I know how to make one if I'm gripped by the conviction that having one is of vital importance.
@Desert Dryad -- Jarritos has or had a zero-calorie, no-sugar Light line of a couple of flavors, including tamarind, but they get horrid reviews. I've never tried them and can't even remember if I've seen them in stores.
Thank you for embracing Mexican pop!
While I'm not really a pop drinker, I make an exception for Jarritos pineapple and Jarritos tamarind, both of which have enough edge to survive the extreme sweetness of the brand.
@Android User -- I remember McNuggets going from "a thing I eat sometimes" to "ew, gross" around late 2003, and that corresponds with the switch to all-white-meat. So you may not be imagining it.
In Arizona, ordering a "frappe" is not going to lead to my being served a lovely ice cream drink, but ordering a "milkshake" WILL accomplish that goal.
Lecturing servers on why they should adopt regional New England usages will accomplish nothing other than possibly getting me banned from restaurants.
@Traveller -- Once upon a time in a small town in Minnesota, every swimming trip was finished with a frosty at Dairy Queen, and judging from the lines, this was the only thing to do in town. That was before the big truckstop gas station got a Subway, when there was only the pizza place, the sitdown coffeeshop, and a couple bars.
I wouldn't do DQ weekly now (despite there being one near my house), having moved on to live-culture froyo... but every few years, a strawberry-cheesecake blizzard is exactly what I need to achieve full contentment.
@Jwink3101 -- What Chipotle and Qdoba serve are Mission-style burritos, that being the emblematic burrito of San Francisco's Mission District, rather than a burrito that's on a mission. I don't think California has a name for the rest of what it does in the name of Mexican food.
Rick Bayless is the source who comes closest to making sense in the article, since he recognizes that what's served in the rest of the Southwest is not Tex-Mex. New Mexican food certainly isn't Tex-Mex, and it's closer to native foodways than what's usually on the menu at Mexican restaurants here in Phoenix (which is closer to the foodways of Ohio snowbirds, though still not the greasy, processed mess that the article author claims).
Panda Express is what would happen if Target opened a quick-serve Chinese restaurant. It's clean, bright, predictable, and not particularly authentic as Chinese food.
It's also better than the similar-looking no-brand places at mall food courts and at least seven locally owned Chinese restaurants that come to mind off-hand, though not necessarily superior to regional fast-casual chain Pei Wei. I eat at the Panda maybe twice a year, but it's never something I actually regret.
I've never salted my pasta water, and my pasta doesn't taste "flat," even when eaten with nothing but a little olive oil and parmesan. It tastes like pasta.
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