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Alton Brown's Sardine-Avocado Sandwich Diet

maybe not so literal?

when AB says he eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he's not trying to schill the New Single-Food Diet. it's a turn of phrase, not a dictum for losing weight.

msmor does a pretty good job of rounding up his actual diet/eating routine; avocados and fatty fish are on the "eat at least 3 times a week" list, not "eat every day".

And as a commenter on the original talk thread pointed out, the man was running 4 miles a day. It's not a miracle, it's good sense and exercise.

AB is trying to educate people about smarter eating. As tasty and nutritive as this is (i had one yesterday), it's not a wondersandwich that magically makes you thin.

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Alton Brown's diet

Take a breath, Panicky Princesses. Sure, it might sound austere for those who live to eat, but the man's talking good sense. He's not crash-dieting, citing miracles or paying into a cult that sells pathetic pre-packed synthetic sustenance.

He's merely using his broad expertise on food to eat with more nutritional efficiency, and thereby upping the odds that we will have many, many more years of Good Eats.

He's not even telling YOU to do it. He's telling you how HE did it, for himself.

As much as I enjoy reading through (and contributing to!) a blogroll of feasting filth, seeking banana peanut butter bacon cupcakes everyday is simply not sustainable.

Nobody's sense of taste should be questioned for taking better care of oneself, and considering AB's legacy of recipes and work, it's ludicrous to suggest that one nutrition-based episode calls into question the taste legitimacy of episodes to come.

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Cocktails and Spirits with Paul Clarke: Women and Whiskey

I can't tell you how many times a waiter has plunked down my order in front of my male companion, even if they themselves took the damn order from my mouth. Catalysts for these mix-ups:

1) Brown liquor: Bourbon, Scotch, or cocktail variation thereof (i.e. Manhattans, Old-Fashioneds). Clear liquors tiptoe into this arena if ordered in stiff proportions (i.e. anything "up" or "neat"), as do pints of heavier ales ordered in succession.
(Click for continued ranting.)

Favorite Whiskey for Everyday and Every Day: Jack
Favorite Whiskey for Feeling Fancy: Four Roses (TY, LeNell, for that intro!)
Favorite Scotches: Highland Park, Oban, Compass Box (Asyla, Hedonism, Peat Monster), Scalpa

Got into whiskey when I moved to NYC 8 years ago (cold winters and brown liquor go hand-in-hand), and it was worldly-wise bourbon-loving women that took me under their wing and taught me to love it.

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How Do You Use Foods Past Their Prime?

Veggies slightly past their prime are at-home in stratas (an eggy stale-bread casserole!) and frittatas...

when in doubt, mix into ramen, pasta, soup or rice. ;)

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Alton Brown's Sardine-Avocado Sandwich Diet

maybe not so literal?

when AB says he eats it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he's not trying to schill the New Single-Food Diet. it's a turn of phrase, not a dictum for losing weight.

msmor does a pretty good job of rounding up his actual diet/eating routine; avocados and fatty fish are on the "eat at least 3 times a week" list, not "eat every day".

And as a commenter on the original talk thread pointed out, the man was running 4 miles a day. It's not a miracle, it's good sense and exercise.

AB is trying to educate people about smarter eating. As tasty and nutritive as this is (i had one yesterday), it's not a wondersandwich that magically makes you thin.

From Talk

Alton Brown's diet

Take a breath, Panicky Princesses. Sure, it might sound austere for those who live to eat, but the man's talking good sense. He's not crash-dieting, citing miracles or paying into a cult that sells pathetic pre-packed synthetic sustenance.

He's merely using his broad expertise on food to eat with more nutritional efficiency, and thereby upping the odds that we will have many, many more years of Good Eats.

He's not even telling YOU to do it. He's telling you how HE did it, for himself.

As much as I enjoy reading through (and contributing to!) a blogroll of feasting filth, seeking banana peanut butter bacon cupcakes everyday is simply not sustainable.

Nobody's sense of taste should be questioned for taking better care of oneself, and considering AB's legacy of recipes and work, it's ludicrous to suggest that one nutrition-based episode calls into question the taste legitimacy of episodes to come.

From Drinks

Cocktails and Spirits with Paul Clarke: Women and Whiskey

I can't tell you how many times a waiter has plunked down my order in front of my male companion, even if they themselves took the damn order from my mouth. Catalysts for these mix-ups:

1) Brown liquor: Bourbon, Scotch, or cocktail variation thereof (i.e. Manhattans, Old-Fashioneds). Clear liquors tiptoe into this arena if ordered in stiff proportions (i.e. anything "up" or "neat"), as do pints of heavier ales ordered in succession.
(Click for continued ranting.)

Favorite Whiskey for Everyday and Every Day: Jack
Favorite Whiskey for Feeling Fancy: Four Roses (TY, LeNell, for that intro!)
Favorite Scotches: Highland Park, Oban, Compass Box (Asyla, Hedonism, Peat Monster), Scalpa

Got into whiskey when I moved to NYC 8 years ago (cold winters and brown liquor go hand-in-hand), and it was worldly-wise bourbon-loving women that took me under their wing and taught me to love it.

From Serious Eats

How Do You Use Foods Past Their Prime?

Veggies slightly past their prime are at-home in stratas (an eggy stale-bread casserole!) and frittatas...

when in doubt, mix into ramen, pasta, soup or rice. ;)

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Eating Out Alone in New York

Grand Central Oyster Bar is one of my fave solo places--either in the tavern or at the counter--slurp varied bivalves, maybe a bracing oyster stew or giants chowder, and a very cold dirty martini.

Eating without feeling the need to make small talk is an occasional luxury more peeps need to indulge in. ;)

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Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?

Egg in a Basket! Eggs in a Frame! One-Eyed Susan!

(even more delish if you cook a sausage in the same pan! mmmm....sausage grease sponge....)

This is Toad in the Hole...not the same, but also tasty!

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Should Recipes Shrink to 140 Characters on Twitter?

there are peeps who thought food blogging was somehow less legitimate than print recipes/criticism, too. ;)

when a restaurant gets reviewed by Serious Eats AND the NYT, i don't feel the need to choose one--i read them both, and feel more informed by their different points of view. having more than one medium on the same subject means more perspectives, and a fuller picture.

Twitter recipes are the same schtick. Frankly, those who are skilled in crafting 140-character recipes don't need to be legitimized by those who feel that their recipes are more real.

At their best, Twitcipes are kinda gorgeous, playful, distilled pockets of mystery that can reveal someone who really knows their way around the kitchen. it's FUN to read a haiku on risi e bisi, and fun to try and use it to produce a meal! frankly, anything that brings a fresh angle on what we eat is a good thing.

As much as I enjoy the touchy-feely, narrative-driven species of recipe that sells cookbooks and drives cooking blogs, I don't think food lovers have to choose between those recipes and Twitcipes, or say that one has more soul than another.

Print recipes, blog recipes, and Twitter recipes all have a role to play in communicating to each other the joys of breaking bread, and how to duplicate the experience. Eaters need not be threatened by new mediums. ;)

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Food-Related Idioms from 'I'm Not Hanging Noodles on Your Ears'

Glee, thanks for this! Food idioms rock!

Some of my faves are Japanese ones:

Okoge: literally means burnt rice stuck on a clay pot...idiomatically means fruit fly/fag hag, as (you guessed it!) the idiom for gay man is clay pot rice cooker! ;D

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Grocery Ninja: Kumquats Are Grown-Up 'Mega Warheads'

(>. kumquatface!

TY for the tips! will need to score myself some!

in chinatown crackseed stores, they sell these lil fellers simply dried whole, or preserved w/ licorice for an extra funky-kick--infinitely snackable, kind of like the sweet-tart-citrus answer to raisins.

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Baoguette: Great Vietnamese Sandwiches in Murray Hill, Possibly the Best Banh Mi in NYC

@ jasonmolinari & CafePhine

THANK YOU! that's my biggest beef w/ NY banh mi...NONE of the supposed temples (Ba Xuyen, Nicky's, etc) use the most important component: A rice-flour baguette.

If you're going to argue that a terrific regional specialty needs to elevated/enlightened by using the best ingredients, it's strange to start off on the wrong foot with the BREAD.

Nitpicky, yes. But a rice flour baguette is the product of TRUE fusion (NOT trend-fusion), the staple of a formerly French-occupied country, and absolutely represents the essence of Vietnamese food. It has an airier crumb and texture, and swapping it out w/ a wheat one is tantamount to swapping LA pizza crust w/ NY pizza crust.

I'm sure Baoguette serves a delish sandwich that I'd be happy to indulge in. But it's momofuku-ed vietnamese food, customized to midtown lunching and trend-chasing needs. Call a spade a spade.

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The Presidential Primaries: Who Actually Has a Food Policy?

the problem w/ food politics is...politicians.

no presidential candidate will risk the support of "farm states", who have small populations but equal say in the Senate (and therefore disproportionate political clout).

i would be really proud of ANY candidate who'd have the balls to seriously address food policies, as they not only affect each of us as individually as eaters in this country, but as terrible neighbors who have enormous (and unfortunate) influence in the global food market.

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