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Location: Toronto

About: I aim to fix the way we think about, interact with, and eat food, but I would give up my lofty values in a cholesterol encumbered heartbeat for a year's worth of foie gras

Favorite foods: probably the next thing I eat

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The Ten Most Recent Posts By drastic

From Talk

Taste shapes: Kiki and Bouba in the kitchen

Last night, Food Network Canada showed an episode of the BBC's excellent "In Search of Perfection" where host Heston Blumenthal set out to create the ultimate chili con carne. In the show, Blumenthal decided that cornbread is a better accompaniment to chili than tortilla chips. Why? Because chili is a Kiki and so are tortilla chips, but cornbread is a Bouba.

Kiki and Bouba are the names of two shapes from a psychology experiment. You’d know just by looking at them which one is Kiki and which one is Bouba. In fact, that’s the point of the experiment.

I was reminded of that idea this morning when the coffee place downstairs featured a cinnamon pastry flavoured coffee. I thought I liked spices in coffee, so I was surprised when I didn't like this. I’ve mentioned on here before that I am the #1 proponent of fennel seed in coffee. The difference between the two? Fennel seed makes coffee a Bouba and cinnamon forces it further into Kikiland. Or at least that’s how I see it.

What foods do you think are Kikis and which are Boubas? Can any of you think of foods that could go either way based on small changes?

From Talk

"Locavore" is a terrible word

The concept is good and it probably should have a word, but "locavore" ain't it. Etymologically, that word come from the Latin "locus" meaning "place" when actually we intend to mean local food as in food from the eater's proximity, or vicinity. I propose two alternative words to replace this blight on the English language: "proximivore" or "vicinivore". What do you all think? Any other suggestions? Please just stop using "locavore".

The Ten Most Recent Comments By drastic

From Required Eating

Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want

The slogan is necessary. Somebody has got to challenge the vegetarian conspiracy against girls.

Even if it weren't in response to this shirt, PETA and the rest of them would continue to prey on the body image insecurities of teenage girls.

Don't eat animals, they're made of FAT and you are what you eat, fatty. Plants don't have FAT*, they have oils (never mind that they're pretty much the same thing),so if you don't want to be FAT, you'd better start eating them tubby. Or just don't eat anything.>>

I don't know if the vegetarian community is conscious of it, but it depends on this sort of propaganda. Even if it is damaging, it increases enrollment which is necessary for their community's survival as other vegetarians come back to their senses and realize that meat is good and a little bit is not going to kill anybody (or make them fat).

They have evolved to keep membership by perpetuating amongst them the idea that they can never go back because somehow vegetarianism damages the systems in your body that digest meat. They don't tell you that up front.

So you jerks at PETA, keep telling girls that if they eat meat they'll get ginormous and have to cut their breasts off. But you'd better be prepared for the world to figure out that you are full of crap.

From Talk

Your $200 Pizza

Fennel pollen. Jamón ibérico de bellota. If it's pizza, it's got to have cheese, but expensive cheeses are generally older cheeses, and don't work as well on pizza as a fresh mozzarella.

Still, $200 bucks is still a crazy lot of money for pizza.

From Talk

Taste shapes: Kiki and Bouba in the kitchen

Ok, so I have still done a terrible job of explaining this. It's not that the food is the same shape as the original Kiki or Bouba. If you did the experiment with two foods instead of two shapes, which one would people guess was called Kiki and which Bouba.

Lets say that you had a hot pepper and a bowl of sour cream and told somebody that in some made up language one was called Kiki and the other Bouba. I bet most people would guess that the hot pepper is Kiki. Some food is not obviously a Kiki or a Bouba, but a lot of foods are.

From Required Eating

Speaking of Food-Related Neologisms ...

If she had used the etymologically correct "vicinivore", this picture would never had existed and my life would be somewhat less amazing but I'm still a hater.

From Talk

Taste shapes: Kiki and Bouba in the kitchen

I tried to put a link in the original post but it didn't take. Let's try again:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouba/kiki_effect

Maybe you had to see the show. I think it explained the idea as it relates to food much better than I could. Don't know if "In Search of Perfection" airs in the states, but it must somewhere on the internets and is worth the search.

From Required Eating

In Videos: Czech Out the Kitchen of the Future

Goofy? I'm not so sure. Punch cards may not have survived, but the idea of programatic food prep did in the barcode programmed Beyond Microwave.

And regular Good Eats viewers have seen Alton's Zevro dispenser, though they might not have one at home yet.

From Talk

Are You a Fennel-Phobe?

Fennel = crazy delicious

I put it in my lasagna. I grind some fennel seed in my coffee. I even have fennel flavoured toothpaste (Crest extreme herbal mint).

I understand that it's not too popular. Fennel is the jazz of flavours. It requires a bit of understanding to be appreciated.

Most people today do not want to be challenged by a flavour. The "tongue tastes" (sweet, sour, salty, meaty, fatty) are winning out over nose flavours. People drink out of straws so that they don't have to smell their beverages. Boring brown food is king as proven by the popularity of the failure pile in a sadness bowl.

A coworker explaining his hatred of black licorice compared it to the similarly shaped red candy. "With the red stuff I could eat it through the whole movie".

Well who said you were supposed to eat licorice like that? One is enough. Somehow our internal gluttons demand for us to eat only that which can be continuously stuffed into our guts without waking up the part of our minds that appreciates flavour. It is a sort of willful ignorance.

If you don't like fennel, please consider that maybe you are wrong. As much as you are entitled to your own opinions, in this case, you are just being picky. Please go to the bulk store and buy one tiny piece from the licorice allsorts bin. Try to remember the first time you tried a really hot chicken wing. Harness that sense of adventure and try this little candy. It's not bad for you. It's not even bad. It is flavourful. It is interesting.

From Talk

What to do with 24 leftover egg yolks?

The Other Half of the Egg, by McCully, Pepin, and Jayme, states that:

"unlike egg whites, yolks will not freeze successfully. They can be stored uncooked for several days if placed intact in a container and covered with cold water."

If you can get a copy of this book, you will never have to ask a question like this again. Sadly, it seems to be out of print so you will have to find a used copy.

My favorite yolk user has got to be creme brulee, but mayonnaise and hollandaise are both great. What about duchesse potatoes?

From Talk

Does anyone make an angel food cake from scratch?

This was my birthday cake growing up and was always served with the first strawberries of the season. I have made my own a few times but it sure does take a lot of eggs. I guess it frees up a lot of yolks for creme brulee.

One of my great mess en place moments involved realizing I didn't have any vanilla, ten egg separations too late. There was no turning back, so I used the only extract on hand, which happened to be mint, and some cocoa. As much as I love mint chocolate, this is a downgrade from the real deal. I strongly recommend double checking everything (and there are only five or six ingredients) before you start.

From Talk

Herbs & Spices: Which ones are impossible to live without?

  1. How has nobody mentioned fennel seed yet? Something that can improve everything from sausage to coffee has got to make the list.
  2. I would need cloves, but then I'd need cinnamon too. Maybe I could trade them for allspice? Jerk chicken and pumpkin pie need something.
  3. Cumin makes my list. One dimensional chili is on the menu tonight
  4. Only one parking space left for herbs. Maybe oregano? Could help that chili and pizza and souvlaki, too.
  5. I’m assuming vanilla, garlic, and chili peppers are exempt.

Responses to Comments by drastic

From Talk

Gone but not forgotten

Mr. Fipp's Pretzel Chips.

From Talk

Gone but not forgotten

BITTER: you can still get charles chips in a tin!

From Talk

Gone but not forgotten

I registered specifically to add my desire for
Regal Crown Sour Cherries!
I had a craving for them suddenly and went online to look for them only to find out they are discontinued. I am sad.

I also want to add one more gone but not forgotten, but I think I may be the only person who has ever eaten this cereal:
Concentrate
It turned to mush when milk was added and had a great taste. I guess most folks like their cereal crunchy but I never did.

From Required Eating

Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want

Alas, PETA's response didn't have the saving grace of being funny. What a shame to miss a chance to show that they're smarter...

From Required Eating

Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want

@holdthemayo

Damn, you're correct. They are still together. :(


From Required Eating

Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want

Screw PETA. screw them and their sexist anti-badonkadonk ways. I'm not sure that there's an organization out there that I *wished* so much I could get in line with that has *ever* pissed me off as much as PETA has over the years.

I'm "real".

I love animals.

I was a vegetarian for years.

I'm not anymore.

Still love animals.

I eat meat and I like it. I try and buy the most local humanely raised/slaughtered meat I can find.

Yeah, the shirt's pretty silly, but so are most of the tees in my collection.

The whole "skinny bitch" thing also saddens me greatly. But, If eating meat guarantees me a tuchus like Jessica Simpson's, then pass the chops.

(Unrelated: in my opinion, Oreos took a big downturn flavor-wise when they took out the lard. Sorry, but it's true.)

From Required Eating

Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want

Real girls can eat steaks or tofu, or both, depending on their mood.

You couldn't find examples of more than alleged Hollywood vegetarians? Really? There are high-profile vegetarian athletes, too. Tell me that they all look like Kate Moss.

I eat vegetarian, and I have to say that I've yet to meet a vegetarian or vegan who agrees with PETA anti-feminist, hyperbolic tactics. I hate the recent idea, perpetuated by books like "Skinny Bitch," that vegetarianism/ veganism is some sort of weight loss plan. Oreos are vegan. That should say it all.


From Required Eating

Real Girls Eat Whatever They Want

Real?

The shirt said "real"?

Is Jessica Simpson real? I have no proof of that.

From Talk

Vegetarians: What dish could (briefly) turn you back to meat?

I am a vegetarian for a lot of reasons, so I no longer eat meat at all. For the first year or two, especially at Thanksgiving and Christmas, I would miss it, but now I don't "crave" any sort of animal protein.

Okay, maybe ONE THING still gets to me --- the smell of pancetta sauteeing in a pan, but even then, the smell has to be enough, because as much as I'd love a taste, I won't take one. Really. I swear. Honest and truly.

From Talk

Vegetarians: What dish could (briefly) turn you back to meat?

A NY Strip steak, lovingly cooked to medium rare or less, is a thing of beauty.
That, and anything you shove in front of me when I've been drinking. I get the booze munchies. Usually it's hot wings that get past my veggie filter in this state.
Strange that my meat concessions should be some of the bloodiest/boniest options, instead of something barely meat-seeming like a burger or chicken nuggets.
(Vegetarian for objections to the meat industry. So actually that farm-raised, ethically treated, happy cow that becomes my steak at a fancy steak place is fine with me.)