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Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
I love to eat beef
All juicy, salty, and sweet
Fills my stomach well.
FDNY Visits Artichoke
If these guys dont know that tossing flour in a 500 degree gas oven is an idiot move they probably shouldn't be using them. But thats another story. I just ate there for the first time after a few attempts. The line moved relatively quick. I dont know why there even is a line in the first place, they have six oven shelves to work and could probably be a little more thoughtful in the expediting department.
As for the pizza, (Joe and Pat's is THE standard), the pizza is crap. Yup, total crap. You have to be drunk to eat it. They should move to Chicago at that thickness. I imagine they had to leave Staten Island because that kind of garbage would not be tolerated. I'll stick with Bleeker in that hood or some of the thin slices on Ave. B..
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Turns out we had one extra book sitting around. So we have six winners instead of five! And the winners are:
dark brown salty crust
right amount of pink inside
sizzle juicy drip
—benzado
The judges say: Perfect invocation of the perfect burger.
You once were a cow
Now you are a burger
Tasty little cow
—UncleTupelo
The judges say: Fun and wickedly dark, from the cow's standpoint. If haikus had titles, this one's should be "Bwahahahah."
this is Mc Nuggets
i said i want a Big Mac
fix your intercom
—maqloubeh
The judges say: We've all been there, man. Amen.
Fresh from the butcher,
When almost rare, good moist beef,
Seasoned, stands alone
—LunaPierCook
The judges say: Right on. The best burgers need little more than seasoning.
Pastures of cows & steer
Fields of golden wheat
A Burger is Born
—Q80 BurgerBelly
The judges say: Simply beautiful. Captures not only the spirit of burgers but the spirit of America at its best, as well.
Family cookout
Behind me, sizzle and smoke --
I can see burgers
—EatingInTranslation
The judges say: Evocative of Memorial Day and summer weekends in general.
Thanks to everyone who entered. And it is clear we will have to hold a burger limerick contest soon!
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
I was reading through my RSS feeds as fast as I could and got here just at noon. Sad face.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Only word is yum!
Will travel for a burger
Cross country and back.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Juices hot and red
Dribble slowly down my chin
A bite of heaven.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Family cookout
Behind me, sizzle and smoke --
I can see burgers
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Need perfect burger
Grind Round, Grind Grind Grind Three Times
Serve with Zinfandel
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
No beef, no burger
Veggie burgers shalt not be
Nor can ground turkey
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Sizzling foreplay
Juicy medium rare love
Beefy orgasm
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
got burger?
is on my mind
course ground chuck is extra fine!
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
grilled ground beef patty
adorned with hot melty cheese
happiness ensues
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
the outside is bun
the middle is juicy meat
all of it is gone
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
fat, juice, cheese, heat, char
(grease spot on my paper plate
ketchup on my shirt)
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
vacation coming
burger busting adventure
is on the menu
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Louis's Lunch Place
Connecticut's claim to fame
was his burger first?
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Dad's cooking
you're once raw hunger
twice flipped over and over
three times charcoal black
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
sink your choppers in
my sweet meat inside a bun
lips teeth tongue and gone
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
sizzle, ouch! you hit
the grill but your pain is so
delicious to me
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
St. Louis World's Fair
The burger's grand beginning
Ubiquitous treat
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Burgers on the grill
Dry aged 80% lean
Platform for ketchup
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Ground beef and embers
Flare ups
Juices dripping on my hands
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
writing this haiku
sure makes me crave a burger
I'm off to find one!
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
dark brown salty crust
right amount of pink inside
sizzle juicy drip
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
patty full flavor
Bun fixins and cheese of favor
get me fries please
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Burger, I must say
A perfectly built sandwich
Accept no others
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I love to eat beef
All juicy, salty, and sweet
Fills my stomach well.