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I actually have a wall at work where we put our favorite fortune cookies...

"Come back later, I'm sleeping (yes, fortune cookies need their sleep too)"

"A crab wonton a day keeps the doctor away" - we have two of those

"42.7 percent of all statics are made up on the spot"

and my personal favorite: "Never smell the inside of a hat"