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Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
The Box Car children! I read the entire series when I was a kid and only recently admitted to myself that didn't care about the storyline. It was all about getting through the dry plot to the gratuitous food passages (this made them even better). There were some pretty good ones. Like the time they scavenged for food and made hobo stew while they were homeless kids in the boxcar (oh yes I still remember) or that time they saved this pizza parlor that made a secret, homemade pizza sauce from being sabotaged.
Sweet Valley had some decent food passages as well--well, not as much. There was a book about how Jessica the ditzy one made delicious purple cookies on accident and had to recreate the recipe for a TV show. I think I was born obsessed with food.
Impromptu Taste Test: The Cult of Yakult
...and now years later I can drink an entire pack a day :)
Impromptu Taste Test: The Cult of Yakult
mmm...love yakult. I remember the first time my mum gave it to me. It was in Shanghai, and we were at a bus stop --I was so entranced by its cute packaging and my first sip that I almost forgot to get on the bus after her!
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Snapshots from Paris: Lobster Sandwiches and Goose Fat Fries at Spring
what's even funnier is that a few months ago you were describing her stuff as "vivid" and "awesome". Plus "she's hot", no? Funny how opinions change so quickly. Get rejected?
Personally I loved hearing about this meal and I'll definitely dig it up the next time I head to Paris.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
The Box Car children! I read the entire series when I was a kid and only recently admitted to myself that didn't care about the storyline. It was all about getting through the dry plot to the gratuitous food passages (this made them even better). There were some pretty good ones. Like the time they scavenged for food and made hobo stew while they were homeless kids in the boxcar (oh yes I still remember) or that time they saved this pizza parlor that made a secret, homemade pizza sauce from being sabotaged.
Sweet Valley had some decent food passages as well--well, not as much. There was a book about how Jessica the ditzy one made delicious purple cookies on accident and had to recreate the recipe for a TV show. I think I was born obsessed with food.
Impromptu Taste Test: The Cult of Yakult
...and now years later I can drink an entire pack a day :)
Impromptu Taste Test: The Cult of Yakult
mmm...love yakult. I remember the first time my mum gave it to me. It was in Shanghai, and we were at a bus stop --I was so entranced by its cute packaging and my first sip that I almost forgot to get on the bus after her!
What Fictional Foods Do You Wish Were Real?
really? I can't believe nobody's mentioned turkish delight from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe. none of that processed turkish delight that you get for $5 at Christmas, but the kind that was so good it made edward turn evil! Also, the green soup from Are you Afraid of the Dark--it was so delicious that people got addicted (it was made of the souls of people).
My McDonald's Shamrock Shake Journey: An Emotional Roller Coaster
Hey!! stop hating!! Shamrock shakes are awesome--I make it a point to get them when MickeyDs and once did "shamrock hopping" on a drive back from Las Vegas to California (yes, I'm a pig, I had like 3 as did everyone else in my car). I miss them-they're actually pretty good. why don't you try making your own version with mint and vanilla ice cream? Or you can use mint chocolate chip ice cream. Okay, so not exactly the same, but will be yummy all the same and a fitting end to your search :) (then post the recipe)
The Boundless Value of Disposable Chopsticks (and More)
YES.
this is like a better Martha Stewart good things.
Snapshots from Vietnam: Chillin' in Saigon
great read! My hometown has a big viet population and I always see these colorful desserts behind the counters. Good to know what goes into them.
Mochi + Waffle = The Moffle
so is this like those egg waffles at hong kong dessert places?! yum.
'Dressing the Meat of Tomorrow' at the Museum of Modern Art
this picture makes me want to upchuck.
Best Fro-Yo Shops in SoCali
uh...SoCali?
sorry to be a butt, but that sounds really awkward. Is that what people in DC call us XD?
For Convenient Chocolate Shavings, Try Chocolate Pencils
@narinda: are you the narinda I think you are? XD This is Joanne. Hi. Chocolate is so powerful.
Who partakes in a little fast food action?
what??! nobody's mentioned el pollo loco - the dashing, unloved brother of KFC?
el pollo loco's $.99 piece chicken thigh/wing/drumstricks (grilled with lime and all sorts of tasty spices) with complimentary tortillas and suspiciously surgeon uniform colored guacamole, finish off with $.99 churros is the cure to all ailments. There is absolutely nothing better than el pollo loco reheated at 3 am. Or for amazing finals week soup, college style, chicken soup - toss into some boiling water with tomatoes, lots of chilies and a few sprigs of fresh mint or lemongrass and cook for 20 minutes. So so so good.
How do you doctor up baked beans?
My extremely not fancy recipe is a can of baked beans, something green (not fuzzy) from the fridge, lots of tabasco sauce topped with cheddar cheese. Yumyum.
For Convenient Chocolate Shavings, Try Chocolate Pencils
omg. this is the best thing ever.
Durian Pastries in Manhattan's Chinatown
I JUST HAD THESE!!! So stinky gooood!!!
Top Ten Crazy Asian Pizza Crusts
hey robyn, don't feel bad!!! I HEART YOUR POSTS AND YOUR BLOG!!!These crusts caused a feeling of sick to rush to my brains (this is further emphasized by the fact that I'm currently in Shanghai and so I actually see these kind of things while walking around). The head-on tail-on shrimp one is kinda the scariest to me, because I can imagine being momentarily awestruck by the cheese not realizing that the shrimp are dangerously sharp and then biting into it leading to all sorts of mouth bleedingness. yup.
'F*** Grapefruit'
I love how grapefruit looks like a moon crater.
I really want to make one of these, with dragon fruit being completely neutral on the taste scale, such it tastes like a mouthful of nothing :D
Impromptu Taste Test: The Cult of Yakult
Danactive tastes better, does more, is healthier and only costs .50 cents a bottle.
Snapshots from Paris: Lobster Sandwiches and Goose Fat Fries at Spring
That lobster looks like it was poached with butter, "sous vide".
Impromptu Taste Test: The Cult of Yakult
Ooh, I have fond of memories of this. It was a staple in my childhood, and it was always a treat. There was always something so pleasurable about tearing off that red and silver foil cover.
I'm now in my 30s, and I've rediscovered this drink. I just decided to buy three packs when I chanced upon a vendor on our street, since it was so humid. Great decision! I am now stashing packs in my fridge. If anyone asks, I'm citing the health-probiotic thingy as my reason for drinking it :-P.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
the epicure's lament by kate christensen. a hilarious novel narrated by an exceedingly self absorbed, manipulative man who happens to be a superb cook.
Snapshots from Paris: Lobster Sandwiches and Goose Fat Fries at Spring
champers + lobster + goose fat = perfect saturday
wish I was there with you!
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Deadeye Dick by Kurt Vonnegut is a prime example. Definitely a non-food book that happens to include descriptions and recipes.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Umpteenth vote for the Laura Ingalls Wilder books and the Anne of Green Gables series. I could probably attribute both of those series as the precursors to my current love for food.
I wanted to mention Boy by Roald Dahl - his little blurb about the Norweigan holidays, with the freshly poached fish and the burnt toffee ice cream, always makes me drool. Still.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
I'm in full agreement about Farmer Boy. I have ALWAYS wanted to milk-feed a pumpkin. That was the coolest thing ever.
And, totally in agreement about the pork pieces. Who knew butchery was so fun and cool?
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
I actually have to space out my food lit to make sure I read things that aren't about food!
Haruki Murakami always does an excellent job of describing what his characters are eating, and The Pickwick Papers, by Dickens, always makes me hungry. And I umpteenth the Anne of Green Gables series. I always think of plum puffs when I'm feeling disconsolate. I don't even know what plum puffs are.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Upmteenth vote for Redwall. The feasts sounded so sumptuous, and the food so exotic yet comforting and wholesome. I think the books in part sparked my fascination with food, or at least my openness to new ingredients.
Smilla's Sense of Snow, by Peter Hoeg, has really sensuous food narratives. And Dickens and Shakespeare have really fantastic food scenes. For a country that suffers now (maybe unjustly) from a reputation for bad food, it has a tasty literary heritage.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Definitely the Chronicles of Narnia - especially The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and Prince Caspian. The Turkish Delight, the fried fish at the Beavers', and the giant feast at the end of Caspian, with roasted sides of beef and boar...The descriptions of wine in that book engendered extreme disappointment when my parents let me taste the real thing. Luckily, I discovered sangria.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
For those of you who may want some books that are more traditional food books check out this list of good ones: http://www.whatssheeatingnow.com/2009/08/10-great-food-books-to-check-out.html. Most are food books but some are also books that just happen to have great scenes that take place over food. Enjoy!
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Spenser may not be "imaginative" but I like the way Parker has him whipping things up from what's available w/out making a fuss about it. For Spenser, cooking isn't a production or a chore - it's something he does easily and with some enjoyment. Nice to have a "macho" male character who enjoys cooking.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
@lakeloverhh: When I first read Robert B. Parker's Spenser novels(remember, it's "with an 's' like the English poet") when I was in college about 25 years ago, I was intrigued by Spenser's cooking. Later, when I graduated from ramen noodles and started to get into food, I realized that Spenser was not all that imaginative a cook! I did like that he would always drink TWO beers while cooking. I find myself emulating him in that respect.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Don't forget Wind in the Willows! I've always wanted to have a picnic like the ones described there:
"‘There’s cold chicken inside it,’ replied the Rat briefly;
coldtonguecoldhamcoldbeefpickledgherkinssaladfrenchrolls
cresssandwidgespottedmeatgingerbeerlemonadesodawater––’"
Ooh, or the one later on:
"There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a yard of long French bread, a sausage out of which the garlic sang, some cheese which lay down and cried, and a long-necked straw-covered flask wherein lay bottled sunshine shed and garnered on far Southern slopes."
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Who can forget the Turkish Delight from Narnia? It was a disappointment to experience real Turkish Delight.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Robert Parker's Spencer books. Not about food but it is clear that Spencer enjoys good food and can cook good food. His descriptions often make my hungry. It doesn't hurt that I love his books.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
How is it that no one has mentioned, as yet:
Green Eggs and Ham ????!!!!
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Pretty much anything by L.M. Montgomery or Laura Ingalls Wilder will have a ton of food in it, those sparked a lot of my foodie dreams growing up. Mercedes Lackey books have a lot of food in them, too, especially The Fire Rose, although all of them have food. The Pern books do, too, especially the Harper Hall trilogy, and Louise Fitzhugh has some food. For adults, I suggest Maeve Binchy books, one of hers (Scarlet Feather) is about caterers and another one (Quentins) revolves around a restaurant. Also, if you can find them, the Crossroads trilogy by Nick O'Donohoe has enough about food, plus a fascinating plot to make it a lot of fun. And the books by Barry Hughart of The China That Never Was, (Bridge of Birds, The Story of the Stone, and The Eight Skilled Gentlemen) have a lot of food plus these books are absolute gems to read.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
I immediately thought about Heidi... As a little girl I was so jealous of all the cheese!
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Highly recommend: Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe series. Excellent noir fiction.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
Another vote for Redwall. Summercream Pudding still sounds divine.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
I'm with @Grace Kang up there. ANY of the Little House on the Prarie books makes you want to get out a cast iron pan and do something with pig pieces.
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
The Various Flavors of Coffee by Anthony Capella is a fiction book that is very food-and-drink-centric. It's sort of a cheesy romance novel, but it has a lot of interesting coffee banter in it. Hey, then there's the Vino-lover's, Sideways by Rex Pickett and A Good Year by Peter Mayle. For foodies: Cooking for Mr. Right by Susan Volland, The Secrets of the Tsil Cafe: A Novel with Recipes by Thomas Averill-about his mother's catering business and other slice-of-life moments...
Ooh, here's a good list... Thank you internet...
http://www.multcolib.org/books/lists/foodfic.html
Not Technically Food Books, But Books with Good Food Passages
The Cat Who...series. There is even a cookbook, which I have. The food sounds so good and eating is part of what we all do every day. Plus you get the ambiance of the place where the food is served. For a detective novel with cats, you need interesting food. Yes, I agree on the Harrry Potter series as well. I learned all about treacle that way.
Don't remember much of my childhood reads, though I did read all the Little House books. Same with Anne of Green Gabels. Will have to go back and revisit them after 50 years!
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Website: http://noooone.
Location: Shanghai, China. formerly in the OC
About: I like food. A lot.
Favorite foods: sushi, korean barbecue, SAUCE, cream-based things with sugar, obscure asian foods, xiao long bao, noooooodles, avocado, hot pot, escargot, tarte tatin, creme brulee, soup, tortas, triple cream brie cheese, yumyumyumms.
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what's even funnier is that a few months ago you were describing her stuff as "vivid" and "awesome". Plus "she's hot", no? Funny how opinions change so quickly. Get rejected?
Personally I loved hearing about this meal and I'll definitely dig it up the next time I head to Paris.