Cook the Book: The Splendid Table's How to Eat Supper
I was going to say Alton Brown, but he will be too busy talking with all the other serious eaters. Instead, I would ask Andrew Zimmern how he finds the best versions of all the weird foods he eats and what sorts of dreadful illnesses he's gotten while taping his show.
Sadly, I probably wouldn't be able to hear his answer over the sound of how awesome he is.
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