Anthony Bourdain, I AM NOT SOUTHERN
When I lived in the Midwest I would often get pissy about people making broad generalizations about where I chose to call home. But you know, there's a reason some regional stereotypes exist and goodness, maybe you deserve a lil' gold foil star on your cheek for being the Speshul Snowflake Exception... but sometimes the truth just plain hurts.

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