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The Ten Most Recent Comments By corbinski

From Serious Eats: New York

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Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.

From Eating Out

D.C. Street Vendors: Do They Exist? One Worth Mentioning

This place is awesome - completely worth the 7-block walk from my office.
Hands down, best lunch deal in downtown DC.

From Slice

Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Crisp pepperoni, (5)
Edge curled from heat, (4)
A chalice of sweet, hot oil. (7)

The "winner" up there is not a haiku at all - wtf?

editors, you suck
for choosing a botched haiku
as your contest champ

From Required Eating

Cook the Book: 'Think Like a Chef'

Responses to Comments by corbinski

From Serious Eats: New York

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We Have a Winner!
My sticky fingers
can't wipe tears of happiness.
No wet naps around.
—rchung77

Thanks to everyone who entered! Reading all the hai'cues was a gas. For the rest of you non-Rchung77 folks, try your hand at a limerick today.

From Serious Eats: New York

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smoky pits cover
dripping juicy blakened meat
my tummy calls you

From Serious Eats: New York

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they strung up the chef
a note, pinned to his apron
"ran out of hot sauce."

From Serious Eats: New York

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I like BBQ
I like BBQ a lot
YUM YUM BBQ

From Serious Eats: New York

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I love barbecue
Saucy pork on a soft bun
Dripping down my chin

From Serious Eats: New York

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Sauce drips viscous, thick
Firm, stately turn of the spit
Grip, rip, pick, strip, lick.

From Serious Eats: New York

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Low and slow: All hail
the Taino "sacred fire pit"
called barabicu

From Serious Eats: New York

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ok, i'm a legitimate idiot. apparently this is not a daily contest. i humble submit this one, and rescind the other. sorry....:
Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

apologies to others for having to witness my idiocy in the comments.

From Serious Eats: New York

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sorry, just saw it's one entry per member. i guess i'll submit the second one for tomorrow.

From Serious Eats: New York

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Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh.
[Grandpa rolls in grave]