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From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.

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D.C. Street Vendors: Do They Exist? One Worth Mentioning

This place is awesome - completely worth the 7-block walk from my office.
Hands down, best lunch deal in downtown DC.

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Crisp pepperoni, (5)
Edge curled from heat, (4)
A chalice of sweet, hot oil. (7)

The "winner" up there is not a haiku at all - wtf?

editors, you suck
for choosing a botched haiku
as your contest champ

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From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.

From Serious Eats

D.C. Street Vendors: Do They Exist? One Worth Mentioning

This place is awesome - completely worth the 7-block walk from my office.
Hands down, best lunch deal in downtown DC.

From Slice

Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Crisp pepperoni, (5)
Edge curled from heat, (4)
A chalice of sweet, hot oil. (7)

The "winner" up there is not a haiku at all - wtf?

editors, you suck
for choosing a botched haiku
as your contest champ

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

We Have a Winner!
My sticky fingers
can't wipe tears of happiness.
No wet naps around.
—rchung77

Thanks to everyone who entered! Reading all the hai'cues was a gas. For the rest of you non-Rchung77 folks, try your hand at a limerick today.

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

smoky pits cover
dripping juicy blakened meat
my tummy calls you

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

they strung up the chef
a note, pinned to his apron
"ran out of hot sauce."

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

Sauce drips viscous, thick
Firm, stately turn of the spit
Grip, rip, pick, strip, lick.

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

ok, i'm a legitimate idiot. apparently this is not a daily contest. i humble submit this one, and rescind the other. sorry....:
Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

apologies to others for having to witness my idiocy in the comments.

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

sorry, just saw it's one entry per member. i guess i'll submit the second one for tomorrow.

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh.
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

Stomach exploding
Cholesterol soaring...but
It's a two-day pass.

From Slice

Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Flour everywhere
Fresh dough stuck to all four walls
Next time watch the fan

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

primeval delight
on a blazing wood fire;
cheese elevates bread.

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

pizza haiku yay!
pizza limericks, better.
editor, contest?

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

The beer and pizza
combo. Timeless classic.
Cotes-du-Rhone works too.

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Sadness and dismay:
They are squeezing off the oil!
They just don't get it...

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Pizza for breakfast?
It's good cold or reheated.
Not so with sushi.

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Need to grab a slice,
Its been a day since the last,
I can hardly breathe

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

I must stop.

Just one more. Aaaaarrgh.

quick lunch uptown slice
pavement hot heels high fold it
walk teeter bite sauced crunch

From Slice

Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Thoughts of pizza
Curl my brain
Forget that link
Let's try again

The Poet Laur e Ate who will. Ate.

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

That is an interesting choice of judge. American Pizza apparently has risen to its proper place in the world, for there are not too many ">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pinsky"> poet laureates wandering around here and there.

hunger for hot white
cheese stretched, bubbling tomato
poet's nose sniffs - ahhhhhh


From Slice

Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

Deep dish or thin crust
White, loaded, single topping
Love all, share, burp, smile

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

This just in: Robert Pinksy, the incredibly accomplished poet, is judging the contest!

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Pie-Kuing: Today's Best Form of Procrastination

sausage, black olive
bacon, 'roni, and meatball
the runs tomorrow

-McGoGo

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