Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party
Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.
Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.
This place is awesome - completely worth the 7-block walk from my office.
Hands down, best lunch deal in downtown DC.
Crisp pepperoni, (5)
Edge curled from heat, (4)
A chalice of sweet, hot oil. (7)
The "winner" up there is not a haiku at all - wtf?
editors, you suck
for choosing a botched haiku
as your contest champ
We Have a Winner!
My sticky fingers
can't wipe tears of happiness.
No wet naps around.
—rchung77
Thanks to everyone who entered! Reading all the hai'cues was a gas. For the rest of you non-Rchung77 folks, try your hand at a limerick today.
smoky pits cover
dripping juicy blakened meat
my tummy calls you
they strung up the chef
a note, pinned to his apron
"ran out of hot sauce."
I like BBQ
I like BBQ a lot
YUM YUM BBQ
I love barbecue
Saucy pork on a soft bun
Dripping down my chin
Sauce drips viscous, thick
Firm, stately turn of the spit
Grip, rip, pick, strip, lick.
Low and slow: All hail
the Taino "sacred fire pit"
called barabicu
ok, i'm a legitimate idiot. apparently this is not a daily contest. i humble submit this one, and rescind the other. sorry....:
Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh
[Grandpa rolls in grave]
apologies to others for having to witness my idiocy in the comments.
sorry, just saw it's one entry per member. i guess i'll submit the second one for tomorrow.
Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh.
[Grandpa rolls in grave]
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