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Iron Chef America : Exposed
yeah but they seriously need to jetison Jeffery Steingarten. That guy is irritating squared! how does a fat guy hate everything he eats? seems like someone hates themselves.........
McDee and The Mc rib
well Pjracz10, I personally would need proof that that is pork and that is BBQ sauce! thats going to be an uphill climb I believe!
everyone is missing I believe the real travesty that is the McRib......that bun! as bad as McD's "bread" is, the bun for the McRib is extra tasteless(unless aluminum oxide and grease are flavors you are looking for in a piece of bread) and an even worse texture! reminds me of chewing on memory foam!
Alton FINALLY Sold Out!
CONQUERED? really?.......from the people that pronounce CAR, CAAH!?
Im ok with con-cord.:-)
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The Whole Wheat Big Mac
you know whole wheat or no whole wheat.......I would totally eat one of those if you could ever get one that looked like it came from the same planet as the one in that picture!?
and as for the diet vs. reg. cola, a supersize regular coke has the same amount of calories as the damn burger does....and its HFCS. so yeah, diet for me!
Iron Chef America : Exposed
yeah but they seriously need to jetison Jeffery Steingarten. That guy is irritating squared! how does a fat guy hate everything he eats? seems like someone hates themselves.........
McDee and The Mc rib
well Pjracz10, I personally would need proof that that is pork and that is BBQ sauce! thats going to be an uphill climb I believe!
everyone is missing I believe the real travesty that is the McRib......that bun! as bad as McD's "bread" is, the bun for the McRib is extra tasteless(unless aluminum oxide and grease are flavors you are looking for in a piece of bread) and an even worse texture! reminds me of chewing on memory foam!
Alton FINALLY Sold Out!
CONQUERED? really?.......from the people that pronounce CAR, CAAH!?
Im ok with con-cord.:-)
New Generation of Foodies
I am 31(and male) now and have been into fine food for the last 10 years or so. I feel your pain in having your friends not appreciate your passion. I suffered through the exact thing and at one point decided that I too would just have my hangout buddies, and food buddies. well, it wasnt long until my food buddies became hangout buddies and the non foodie hangout buddies kind of dissapeared. cant say if it was them or me but personally im perfectly ok with the way things worked out. its just too hard to be friends with people that either dont share your interests or even worse mock them!
Fast Food jones?
I will say, we just got a Five Guys here in Portland, OR(its actually in Beaverton, but thats just a suburb) and I have to ask........what is the hype about? I mean, for like the 9$ you spend(on a baconcheeseburger w/fries) you can get one hell of a REAL restaurant burger! and its way too greasy(and I love me some fat!) and the fries just out and out suck! If youre only going to do 2 things and one of them sucks, and the other is overpriced and mediocre, I dont get the hubub!?
personally, Popeyes, El Pollo Loco, In-N-Out are all winners for me. as is Burgerville here in the PNW, but for everything besides the burgers......sweet potato fries, fresh local seasonal berry milk shakes(hell, they even use real and local ice cream)
Best dish you've had at a restaurant
bone marrow flan@Cut steakhouse in Las Vegas, NV. far and away the best dish I ate all of 2008(well, I got two months, but with no trip to El Bulli planned I doubt it will be outdone).
Bollini's Pizzeria Making Worthy Neapolitan Pies in Monterey Park, California
The VPN designation/ endorsement means nothing to me. too many times I have had downright sad pies at places barring the approval of the VPN. that said, this place sounds as inconsistant as Settabello in Las Vegas. undercooked, tastless crust topped with excellent ingredients in either a too heavy handed or wimpy manner.......disappointing.
L.A. Pizzamaven......if you ever get to Portland, there are 3 places you need to check out: Apizza scholls, Nostrana, Kens artisan Pizza. all of them can hold court with the best! My favorite is Apizza, they turn out a pie that can go toe to toe with Pizzeria Bianco!
They're coming...almost here
well JOS, since it wasnt "food" in the first place, I doubt you can do any damage with it.
my arch nemesis at the T-day table is my fathers insistance on having broccolli covered in Velvetta that has been......wait for it.....DYED RED!? wtf? its the most disgusting looking(and im guessing here because there is no way i would ever get within fork distance of the stuff)and tasting stuff i have ever been force to look at while dining!
oh yeah, and anyone who decides to bring a pie that is "made" with a commercial premade crust......dont expect an invite next year!:-(
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
although im pretty sure i could finish the DBHFM, I am equally as sure its not a good idea. that being said I will be making one and atleast giving it a try......its gotta be trasharificlly good.
reminds me of my youth, making double, triple and sometimes even quintuple decker PB&J's and seeing if you could eat it!LOL.....good times, for the record 7 strata of bread was my personal best.
Which beef trend is important?
I am lucky. I have access to 100% grass fed and finished beef. They never see a kernel of corn their entire life. Thats my ideal, but i still will occasionally have a Kobe or prime, dry aged steak at a highend steak house.
a steers diet is probably the most important aspect to me. nothing else affects the finished product quite as much. put garbage in, get garbage out.....
What's too far?
living in Phoenix a number of years ago, a group of us bartenders got a wild hair for Fry Bread. drove all night to the fourcorners reservation. 6hours one way.....
Best apple for pie?
ashmead's Kernel! you may or may not find this variety, but its the best pie apple i have ever eaten! it has a brownish/burgundy russet-type skin and is usually slightly misshappen. Its outward apperance is the reason you have never seen one in a store, it looks like a sick potato!lol but its taste is out of this world! tons of pectin, crisp and holds up well to heat so you get a nice piece of apple that is firm yet has no snap. if that makes sense!?......perfect balance of tart/sweet.
Taco Bell's 'Volcano Taco' Is Spicy, Made with Red Crunchy Shell
seriously, if youre eating at tacobell, and discussing the finer points of your "palate", you need to go look up palate!
btw, that "taco" looks wretch-tastic! and lava sauce? is that marketing speak for velvetta w/tabasco?
Big Daddy
the so called talent on FoodTV has been circling the bowl for some time now. As soon as you think to yourself that they have found the most irritating, know nothing hack......you get "big daddy"! seriously, this guy makes me laugh and cringe and kick puppies all at the same time.
moronic is an apt description.
Break Up Food/ Emotional Food
whisky
sorry, im Irish!:-)
What to have with PB&J?
how about this one. I make a PB&J, grill it in a panini press and serve it all gooey with a side of lime and cilantro tortilla chips. flavor combination will remind you strongly of Thai!!!
What About Corn on the Cob?
i am a sucker for lime and chilipowder. that said, the most amusing thing to me every year is to watch the corn prices at the markets.....as soon as the fresh corn starts to show up it can start as high as 1$/ear, then at its height of the season they cant give them away!LOL I have seen a sign @a farmers market that said "2$, take all you can carry.....we have plenty of bags!"
What's your perfect comfort food/ drink?
perfectly crusty filet mignon and a up front, assertive, fruit forward Pinot Noir!
also, a bowl of Irish oats w/real maple syrup and cream(devonshire double if i can find it).
Please Help: Restaurant Pricing
a few in Portland, OR that might are: Carafe, Southpark, Pinochio, and Veritable Quandry
Cheese Please
I try to buy my cheese within a week of when im going to eat it. that said the only cheese i keep in the fridge is cream cheese and fresh moz.! the refrigerator does nothing but kill the flavor of good cheese! wrap your cheese tightly in wax or parchment paper and store in a dark, temp. stable place. remember if your buying good unpasturized cheese(and you should be) its a living thing, dont kill it!
Rare Chicken
warm, raw egg yolk improves everything you put it on!(just like bacon). as far as roast chicken goes, a med. rare breast is the juciest, most chicken flavored chicken you will ever eat. I used to think i perferred dark meat to white, until i learned that the white should still be pinkish in the middle and between 125-130degrees. I understand that most people think this is raw. their loss.....
Grossest thing found in restaurant food
for pure gross factor it would have to be the time i witnessed a server come out of the kitchen with a tables food, the manager stops her, puts his index finger 2 knuckles deep into the soup, taste it, then......wait for it.......do it again!!!(same finger obviously). it wasnt our food, but we bailed anyways. I still shudder when i think about that too much.
most dangerous has to be the wing nut i found in a maple bar at a skeevy little all night donut shop in Pheonix. big one, pretty sure it was 5/8" machine thread. let me just say, if your equipment is actually falling apart at such a rate that some of the detrius gets into the food, its time to upgrade!
How far off-menu should a restaurant be expected to go?
The amount of accomodation you make to a diner should be inversely porpotionate to the sophistication of your establisment.
as you go up the scale from a neighborhood diner, to say FL you deal more and more with dishes and food as complete flavors/profiles. move one thing around, sub/add/ remove things and you substantially change the dish. If i am eating at my local chow shack, and i wanted something not on the menu, i would ask and be very pleased if they whipped up what i wanted. now at an upscale place, with a known chef, and strong idea what they are trying to convey with their cuisine, i get offended when i see a salt or pepper shaker on the table. i expect that dish to be a small window into the head and palate of the chef. letting me mettle in its preparation is not what i went for.
Best restos in the Portland OR area?
Do we have farmers markets? well the portland farmers market and beaverton(about 10miles from downtown)farmers market are probably in the top 10 in the nation! now throw in the 2 dozen or so others within a 20mile radius and i guess the answer is yes.
btw, you can pick up truffles at a number of brick and mortar stores in the area, and at the farmers market in season. but dont expect a discount because they're local. they still can get to be nose bleed expensive!!
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
mini-barf, but what a tasty mini-barf indeed...
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
Oh my, WHEN are THEY going to come up with that magic pill? Can you imagine this creation with a side of fettucine Alfredo?
What About Corn on the Cob?
I love corn without any fixings -- dunked in plain, boiling water for a couple of minutes, as well as raw.
What About Corn on the Cob?
Try this method. It hasn't been presented above and it is the recipe of a famous French Canadian cook of the genre of Julia Child. Use very fresh, sweet corn, husk and place in cold water with some sugar - squeeze the juice of 1/2 a lemon, then throw it in the water. Add a tray of ice cubes and cover. Bring to a boil covered, then removed lid and turn the heat off. The corn will be crisp and flavourful. It can be eaten as is, but I prefer to butter, S & P it before eating. I also like to put the cobs on some paper towel to absorb any water. I would love to hear any feed back if someone tries this method.
What About Corn on the Cob?
I discovered this trick last summer. Peel off outer husks, wrap ear in paper towel and microwave for about 40 seconds. Handle VERY carefully - will be super hot. Peel back husks and the silk comes off all in a clump. Then brush with melted butter and add S&P and devour. This is sometimes my whole dinner!.
Super good.
What About Corn on the Cob?
I too am married to a Southern Man. I found that "True Southerners" do not add sugar or salt to the water when boiling fresh corn on the cob, they add about a tablespoon of Dark Karo Syrup! Yummy Sweetness and brilliant color! I am a convert to this method!
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
If I had any bacon left, I'd do this idea tomorrow for lunch/dinner. As it is, to really put the topper on it, I had a few ideas on how to make this really nice and unhealthy.... first, take a page from the burger with the cheese ooze core... stuff some cheese in the burger as well! maybe chop up some bacon to mix in with the meat too. Next, gotta add some mayo, then slap a fried egg in there as well. If you're still alive and not on your way to the hospital after the first bite, then I'd applaud you, but you may want to have someone ready just in case.... in case you take a second bite.
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
OMG, I had the Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt for lunch and I'm dying.
Well, not really. But, I do feel funny.
It was delicious nonetheless.
Don't know how soon I would do it again.
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
Who wants to meet their maker in pristine condition? Bring it on.
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
My mouth is actuakky salivation. I would eat this in a heartbeat. I cant wait until I'm hungover.
Iron Chef America : Exposed
Westchester Magazine (NY) did a story about a local chef who was a challenger on Iron Chef (story appeared over a year ago, can't remember who the chef was) but they revealed that the challenger gets upwards of six months to prepare menus based on 3 possible secret ingredients, so they get to prep the recipes, practice, and stock up on all the odd mise en place they'd need. Not as spontaneous as they make it look.
And not for nothing, does everyone have to challenge Flay? Doesn't anyone ever want to take on Morimoto?
Iron Chef America : Exposed
The chefs get to request certain ingredients in addition to the regular items always available in the KS pantry. So perhaps Jamie Oliver asked for ostrich eggs. Why, I dunno. The thought of a giant egg ishes me out quite a bit.
Iron Chef America : Exposed
I gotta say...Lou Diamond Phillips was a really entertaining and surprisingly insightful judge.
Iron Chef America : Exposed
The show has been modified from its original form in Japan which was more of a circus...perhaps for the better, but it remains, as stated above, primarily a form of entertainment.
By the way, when Jamie Oliver was on the program his wacky sous chef had a hard time opening those giant ostrich eggs...my point is: how many 'mis en place' stations that you know of just happen to have ostrich eggs on hand???
Iron Chef America : Exposed
I watched it the other day with an ex-jock, a radio jerk, and a female restauranteur as judges, and my wife's question was, "Where's Steingarten?"
Give me Jeffrey, Ted, Cady and keep your pneumocephalic rap stars, ex jocks, and some of the nose in the sky cheffier-than-thou types.
As Steingarten said back in August when this same ruckus was beat to death, WHO THE F*CK CARES - IT'S THE COOKING! I grew to admire him much more when I saw those comments.
Iron Chef America : Exposed
I love it when Steingarten is on mainly because he's such an ass. He's certainly not a boring judge.
Alton FINALLY Sold Out!
So he did a commercial. Big deal. Does he pimp himself out like Rachael Ray or Bobby Flay? Hell no!
Does he continue to create a unique, funny and informational cooking show out week after week? Yes, he does. What do I care if he did a grape juice commercial.
McDee and The Mc rib
I can't do the McRib. Tried it once and it reminded me of the rib sandwiches served in my school cafeteria. I think it's the consistency of the "meat" that gets to me.
Best apple for pie?
My mother Fran was a renown pie-maker in Kirkland Washington. My sister and I have tried to replicate her apple pie, the likes of which we have never found since at any gourmet dinner, top restaurant or bakeoff. She piled up chunks of Gravenstein apples in her amazing pies, which oozed with buttery apple syrup created during the baking process. Gravensteins are rare, tart and bursting with flavor. She would be horrified to hear people using mushy Golden Delicious and Macintosh. Her final trick was to paint the bulging pie crust cover with a light layer of egg white. The egg whites cooked into a beautiful, very shiny, golden glow rather than sort of brown and dull crust typical of most pies. With all due respect to the commenters, nobody can beat Fran Stewart on apple pies. Gravensteins rule. If only we had written down her recipe ... and so much other wisdom.
McDee and The Mc rib
Just can't order one....fake preformed ribs slathered in commercial bbq sauce...ewwww! Hmm no comparison when I really think about it. A rib needs a bone, smoke flavor, nice rub, little sauce and a beer...none of which you can get at McDonalds.
I'll stick with my usual McD salad while the kids play.
Alton FINALLY Sold Out!
Get a life all you critics. And go enjoy a big cold glass of Welch's grape juice.
Alton FINALLY Sold Out!
@carolrsfMISSESTEXAS: That was kinda' ridiculous, I know. Just didn't think anybody else gave a rip about it.
The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Bacon Burger with Two Bacon-Stuffed Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Bun
OMG, I'm cumming. I want this! Now
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you know whole wheat or no whole wheat.......I would totally eat one of those if you could ever get one that looked like it came from the same planet as the one in that picture!?
and as for the diet vs. reg. cola, a supersize regular coke has the same amount of calories as the damn burger does....and its HFCS. so yeah, diet for me!