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No Chang in Chicago, No Problem: Pho Xua's Fried Duck Noodle Soup

I can remain silent no longer. David Chang, in my opinion (as someone who grew up eating a wide variety of noodle soups, including ramen), is not a noodle god or anywhere near it. He's a pork god, if anything, but his noodles are consistently soft and overcooked (criminal!) and his broth overly salty, peppery, greasy and heavy. Heavy broths, if done well, are excellent, but I was unable to finish a third of Chang's ramen broth. I've yet to see anyone who is a ramen-fancier or who has had an average bowl of ramen in Japan list Momofuku as a good place to get ramen in NYC. Chang doesn't make ramen, he makes a generic noodle soup, and unfortunately a noodle soup that isn't even that good. Why, why make the noodles so mushy David Chang?!

However I will say his pork is excellent, and it's clear with his other food that he is a pretty decent chef. What a pity a slice of berkshire pork does not a bowl of ramen make.

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Bacon Bra

You know what, I'm not offended by the bacon bra as such - however I got quite quite irritated at the completely sexist way it was described. I mean, there's totally a difference between presenting this story a bit more neutrally like: "hey kids, this crazy woman is wearing a bacon bra/tshirt/funny hat - HIGH-larious/ew!"

versus (and I am paraphrasing liberally "out of context" here)

"People (and by people we mean men)!: We love women AND boobs, so here's a great idea to make money AND objectify women. Woots! Women, even you crazy kosher chicks, think about getting one of these to please your man (because that's what you're here for obviously)". That's pretty much the gist I got. And yes, of course, if you don't like it, you've got no sense of humour. That's what they all say. I got that this is supposed to be funny/weird, but what's with the sexist commentary? Hmm?

Would you ever, ever see a description of say, men's bacon briefs in the same way? I think not.

This is definitely a low point for serious eats.

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No Chang in Chicago, No Problem: Pho Xua's Fried Duck Noodle Soup

I can remain silent no longer. David Chang, in my opinion (as someone who grew up eating a wide variety of noodle soups, including ramen), is not a noodle god or anywhere near it. He's a pork god, if anything, but his noodles are consistently soft and overcooked (criminal!) and his broth overly salty, peppery, greasy and heavy. Heavy broths, if done well, are excellent, but I was unable to finish a third of Chang's ramen broth. I've yet to see anyone who is a ramen-fancier or who has had an average bowl of ramen in Japan list Momofuku as a good place to get ramen in NYC. Chang doesn't make ramen, he makes a generic noodle soup, and unfortunately a noodle soup that isn't even that good. Why, why make the noodles so mushy David Chang?!

However I will say his pork is excellent, and it's clear with his other food that he is a pretty decent chef. What a pity a slice of berkshire pork does not a bowl of ramen make.

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Bacon Bra

You know what, I'm not offended by the bacon bra as such - however I got quite quite irritated at the completely sexist way it was described. I mean, there's totally a difference between presenting this story a bit more neutrally like: "hey kids, this crazy woman is wearing a bacon bra/tshirt/funny hat - HIGH-larious/ew!"

versus (and I am paraphrasing liberally "out of context" here)

"People (and by people we mean men)!: We love women AND boobs, so here's a great idea to make money AND objectify women. Woots! Women, even you crazy kosher chicks, think about getting one of these to please your man (because that's what you're here for obviously)". That's pretty much the gist I got. And yes, of course, if you don't like it, you've got no sense of humour. That's what they all say. I got that this is supposed to be funny/weird, but what's with the sexist commentary? Hmm?

Would you ever, ever see a description of say, men's bacon briefs in the same way? I think not.

This is definitely a low point for serious eats.

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Win Your Thanksgiving Turkey!

I'm considering a beer can turkey. Yep, beer can turkey. Needs a big can o' beer.

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sauteed with wine and herbs, then they go into an offalicious gravy.

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Ever had Vietnamese congee (chao ga) served with chicken salad (goi ga)? I used to eat this a lot as a small child. So once I made a turkey congee using turkey stock and leftover turkey, and served it with a side of Vietnamese turkey salad with heaps of fresh herbs. Sounds like an odd combination but it works...

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Bacon Bra

I agree -- the bacon should be molded and cooked, then it could be eaten. I'm thinking kind of like that basket weave bacon thingy I saw not too long ago...

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Bacon Bra

forget objectifying women...this is just dumb - the bacon is raw!
I'd be happy to wear a fully cooked bacon bra. Now that would fulfill a few fantasies.

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Bacon Bra

Sabrina,

You need to get over it! Its a joke..and if its not, you don't have to chew it, just swallow it and take it like a champ!

That's my girl, I knew you could do it !

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Michael-

You are completely heteronormative, as is the rest of this post. I am disgusted still, 4 months later.

Iliana

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Bacon Bra

Sabrina,

Most of the women I know - love giving sensual, sexual, fantasial pleasure to the men they adore. That's part of the joy for them in being in a relationship. That's part of the joy of being the feminine joy to the man in their life.

It's OK that you take offense. But, it makes me sad. I am sad for you if you do not have a relationship with a man in which you delight in delighting him. I am sad for you if you do not have a relationship in which you both delight in delighting the other - using your specific feminine and masculine souls - delighting the specific masculine and feminine spirit of the other.

Michael

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Bacon Bra

Certainly gives new meaning to "burning your bra" !!!!

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No Chang in Chicago, No Problem: Pho Xua's Fried Duck Noodle Soup

Thanks for the find, Michael. Argyle Street could always use more annotation.

I must, however, disagree with the notion that we don't need Chang. Perhaps we don't necessarily need haute street food, but this town seriously needs a great ramen and soup dumpling place. NYC and the Cali have it; we do not.

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Bacon Bra

I think Sabrina needs to get her panties out of the wad they're in. I'm a female, a 'chick' if you will, and I love the picture and get the humor. I also enjoy the site for the eats but come on, funny is funny. Too much seriousness will cause your head to explode Sabrina.

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Bacon Bra

Oh, please, y'all... it's just plain silly and hilarious.

I'm as ardent a feminist as you'll find on the planet, and I TOTALLY embrace my love of bacon, bawdiness and "bwah-hah-hah" (which are pretty much the three things this photo celebrates).

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Bacon Bra

As a guy who likes both bacon and boobs, this seems a little "ew" to me. The bacon is raw, after all, which screams 'bacteria' and 'food poisoning'. Not what I want associated with food or boobs at all.

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Bacon Bra

So Good - Hahahahah thank you! As a woman I do not find it offensive, c'mon girls, it's funny!

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Bacon Bra

Pizza, pork, and pearls?

If only they had taken the time to make a Hershey's Kiss necklace. :(

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Bacon Bra

Three things have been running through my mind since I saw this. First, naturally, was Gordie's incident last year where he came close to toasting his nuggets. If only he had been wearing bacon briefs!

Second is that the design could be made more appealing. The lines are not as good as they could be.

Third, a quote from GS Albee:
Zee always went naked in the house, except for the brassiere she wore when it was her turn to get dinner. Once, cooking French-fried potatoes in a kettle of boiling fat, she had come within an inch of crisping her most striking features.

A broccoli floret bra would be rather cute, too, made with the right lines of course.

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Bacon Bra

@So Good - I think you're my hero.

The other has been asking for a bacon bra as long as we've been together. I'm just disappointed someone got to it before we did.

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Bacon Bra

Would you ever, ever see a description of say, men's bacon briefs in the same way? I think not.

That's because most people (and by people we mean women) would much rather see a man in chocolate briefs, not bacon...

I think it's funny. But it would be even funnier if the bra were made from cooked bacon -- sort of molded? It would remind me of one of those ultra rigid torpedo-like bras from the 40s... and the excited male could eat it up without removing it for cooking first...

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Bacon Bra

I am deeply offended by the way this post is objectifying bacon. You are treating bacon as nothing more than a piece of meat.

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