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Buttermilk in pancakes?

I was in fact thinking of making a single batch of AB's Pancake Mix tonight to have with some sausages for dinner. (I was actually in the mood for pancakes before I saw that Good Eats just recently.)

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

The appealing thing about Vince is that it feels like they plucked him straight off of a product demo at the retail pavillion at the county fair. (And I'm sure that's exactly what they're going for; that's why he wears the headset.) For some reason I always found those perversely entertaining.

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Bay Area Eats: Pho To Chau in Mountain View, California

"You can give me a fork, or I can fumble with the chopsticks, which will make my meal take three times as long to eat, and keep your table occupied when you could be seating more customers at it and making more money as a result. Your choice."

Fortunately, my pho place of choice seems to understand this rather simple concept.

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From Talk

Buttermilk in pancakes?

I was in fact thinking of making a single batch of AB's Pancake Mix tonight to have with some sausages for dinner. (I was actually in the mood for pancakes before I saw that Good Eats just recently.)

From Serious Eats

In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

The appealing thing about Vince is that it feels like they plucked him straight off of a product demo at the retail pavillion at the county fair. (And I'm sure that's exactly what they're going for; that's why he wears the headset.) For some reason I always found those perversely entertaining.

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Bay Area Eats: Pho To Chau in Mountain View, California

"You can give me a fork, or I can fumble with the chopsticks, which will make my meal take three times as long to eat, and keep your table occupied when you could be seating more customers at it and making more money as a result. Your choice."

Fortunately, my pho place of choice seems to understand this rather simple concept.

From Talk

What to feed to a big baby.

Salads. Since he's a giant douche, he can make his own vinagrette.

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Taco-Fried Chicken

I have to say, it annoys me that the word "whimsical" is thrown around so easily to describe someone who, near as I can tell, is a complete and total asshat.

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Top 10 Songs Using Sexually Suggestive Food Metaphors

How in the hell does "Pour Some Sugar On Me" not make that list, and M.C. Friggin' Lyte does?

From Talk

Doughnut Plant Throwdown

I dunno. If I found out that Food Network lied to me about their intentions, only to have some blowhard waltz in and challenge me to an impromptu cookfight stacked in his favor, I'd be pretty irritated too.

From Talk

Tyler Florence Ultimate Potato Salad

So in other words, you don't like barbecued fried food...so you ordered barbecued fried food, and then wonder why you didn't like it?

I'm not defending Applebee's by any stretch, but that's just idiotic.

From Talk

Domestic goddess Martha Stewart banned from the UK! Is it FAIR?

If it means she stays there and doesn't come back here? By all means, let her in. :)

From Talk

What is Pho?

Take liquid soul from Heaven itself, add rice noodles and raw flank steak strips (which cook in the aforementioned soul), and put it in a bowl.

From Talk

My favorite way to eat an egg is ____

I strongly dislike any preparation of egg that does not first involve the vigorous mixing of the yolk and the white. I'll put up with it in the case of a fast-food breakfast sandwich or something, but I won't like it.

From Talk

Fondue Night!

A map to the door. I wouldn't want to party with someone who didn't like fondue. :)

From Serious Eats

In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

If the commercial is on, I'll watch it. He throws the sell out there with his own unique style. He's not a monotone robot. There's "Vince" in his presentation. Plain and simple ........... I like him. Vince is cool.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

Holy Crap! And people ask why I fast forward through so many commercials! Thank Vince "The Wonder Douche" for making my point for me!!!

Highlights? Hmmm...the "boring tuna". Poor tuna! Does he not know that it's the chicken of the sea?! I mean come I

Next, for those of you who not only like hard-boiled eggs for breakfast, but consider it more convenient to eat it along with other ingredients from a ziploc bag...this is your lucky day!

And can someone please tell me what FRET-tuccine is?

But, far and away the best one was, "you're gonna love my nuts"...uh, nope don't think so, Vince! The only useful thing I could think of doing with this product was setting up Vince, his nuts, the Slap Chop and Lorena Bobbit. Now that would be something I'd spend $25 bucks on!

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

@Martini--I have one from Pampered Chef and it's awesome. I use a bottle brush to clean between the blades and never have any trouble with the blades getting hung up while it's chopping.

I can't stand Vince. I think Billy Mays is the Sith Lord and Vince is his apprentice. I did like how he threw the "bad" chopper over his shoulder. Would've been better if he'd also said, "Bork bork bork"!

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

I love how he says on the Shamwow commercial, "Call in the next 20 mins. , 'cuz c'mon folks, we can't do this all day".
Ha! Much more entertaining than Billy Mays. "Just pay extra shipping and handling." (I'd type in all caps but that would be YELLING!)

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

Vince looks like he was just released from Rikers last week. Love when he disassembles the gadget - he's too cool for school. But I can only do this for 20 more minutes.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

Love the mic and the cheesy spiel. I used to go to the state fair and watch the product hawkers (whopper-choppers, fuel saving devices, blenders, etc) work the crowd the same way. As a 12 yr old, I could spot the BS, so watched in amazement as moronic adults lined up to fork over their money.

I could never say the BS those guys delivered without blushing in shame. I developed an admiration for their ability to pour it on with such conviction. As said above, it is performance art.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

ShamWOW is sold on Amazon. You can check the reviews there. They aren't very good.

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

Merriam-Webster.com is a great resource for something like this. It has audio pronunciations: jalapeño. Click the red speaker icon for the variations.

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

Confession. I didn't know the proper pronunciation for gyro. I learned it here. I've never ordered or eaten one, but still....... As one who lives near a Nuclear Power Plant and was married to an engineer who worked there, and sold homes in it's shadow - I heard that mispronunciation a million times. While we're at it, I was a Realtor. Two syllables, exactly as it's spelled. Even some Realtors say real-a-tor or real-it-ore or real-ad-er. It's real'-tor.

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

Ex-presso is enough to make me crazy. As are all mispronunciations. If I happen to say it wrong, PLEASE correct me. I was the same with quinoa, I love that they have a pronunciation printed right on the packaging. My husband laughs because I will spend time learning and practicing how to pronounce an unfamiliar word. When we moved to Maryland my son joined a new boy scout troop and I fell in love. They had different dads taking groups for individual badges. The dad who was doing the science badge was an actual Nuclear Physicist. He took the boys aside and said "Your first lesson is, it's pronounced nu-clee-er not nu-cue-lar." I wanted to kiss him! I'm from Texas and it has been the bane of my existence to listen to that embecile in DC speak. I can't wait until January 20th!
And one of my very best friends who has lived her whole life in Texas and is very well educated -keep in mind that Mexican Food restaurants are everywhere- always asks for tor-tilly-uz. This is generally after I have ordered in spanish from the menu. The waiter and I always laugh and she shrugs.

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

I used to work with an AHEM woman who would say over and over...FO CA SHE YA...drove me nuts...Fo CAH cha...geesh...Focaccia

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

Re: Bobby Flay's pronunciation of chipotle also drives my brother crazy. "Why is he adding a syllable??? Chi-PO-TA-LEE???"

Re: British pronunciation of scones... I wish I had learned it that way. Now it feels foreign to say scon.

Re: Pecan - I got corrected by many a southerner that it's peh-KAHN. Also - got my hand smacked more than once for PRAY-LEEN. It's PRAH-LEEN.

Re: Dulce de Leche - I was corrected ever so gently when I said dul-CHAY and haven't said it incorrectly since.

Re: EX-presso... One word: Postal.

Re: MAR-sca-pone... Same word.

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

@lamora: I know what you mean. My street is call Gloucester.

I say "Wuhs-ter" and "pee-can" or "peakin", even though I know that the latter is wrong. I think I'll be more conscious of "pecan" now.

How about "car-ml" (where there's no "e" pronounced) instead of caramel, phonetically?

From Serious Eats

Bay Area Eats: Pho To Chau in Mountain View, California

This place is just amazing. Being from Socal, there are a bunch of Pho places to choose from, but this is by far my favorite Pho place. The soup is so flavorful and fresh and the meat/noodles are cooked just perfectly! I highly recommend this place!

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

It drives me nuts when my mom says halla-penyahs, but I think it's super funny when my brother (jokingly) says jal-LOP-enos with a hard J sound and no tilde.

Chef BF and I once had a minor argument about UH jus vs. OH jus. I got out The Food Lover's Companion to prove that I am almost always right.

From Serious Eats

In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

Vince really IS strangely compelling and I'm glad you guys included him here at Serious Eats. I'm so tired of Billy May's monotoned YELLING through the whole commercial, you just tune him out. When Vince gets on, you experience the guy in the middle of the mall, doing his demonstration for the tenth time that day and really doesn't care anymore--he just wants you do buy the damn thing so he can go home. He's really kind of entertaining himself, in a way. I was so happy to see him pick up another stupid product that I MIGHT just buy when I see it on the "as seen on TV" rack.

And yes, I've used one of those choppers and actually, they're OK for what they do, but I'd rather get out my Victorinox knife and my German mandolin from QVC (it was a GIFT--but it's damn good!)

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

worcester in the usa is pronounced the same as in the uk (at least in massachusetts)... but i am fairly sure i "mispronounce" pecans... and cloves... i do it because i learned english from people who knew the rules but not the traditions, and i like the sound of it my way.

From Talk

Ok, I will follow with..how do you say Jalapeno

You say Toe-MAY-Toe ... I say Toe-MAH-Toe ... Or is it the other way around.

dbcurrie ... Thanks for bringing me back down to earth.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

Yes, the best line was certainly "You're gonna love my nuts."

Um, I was strangely intrigued by the product and actually kind of want one, if not just to support the kid. Yes, stereotypical infommercialist, but quite entertaining if I do say so myself.

I also vote that he replace Billy Mays. I'm sick of Billy always YELLING at me about his stupid products. At least Vince speaks politely.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

I used to own one of these food chopper things (different brand though). Has anyone else ever used these? I found them useless. Everytime I tried to chop something it would end up wedged in the zig zagged blades. I also found that if you didn't have a dishwasher and had to wash this thing by hand forget it. I simply could not get into all the nooks and crannies. Has anyone else ever used one and found the same difficulties or do I just have issues :)

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

i saw this here earlier and didn't have time to watch it - and amazingly - i saw it on tv tonight
the nuts line was classic - i also wonder how many takes it took to get that thing in the sink when he threw it over his shoulder.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

@absentmindedprof: I CAN READ YOUR MIIIIND.

I CAN LOOK INTO IT RIGHT NOOOW.

..Please tell me you're thinking of manatees, because that's all I see.

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

My mom had the same device in her kitchen which she'd break out to relieve some tension if she didn't feel like using the good ol' knife. Not sure what "breakfast" consists of a hard boiled egg, a gherkin, a green onion and a bit of ham.

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