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Video: David's Brisket House, the Jewish Deli Run by Muslims in Brooklyn

If it's wrong not to be ashamed of "brisket porn", I don't want to be right. (Wait, is that what I mean?). Definitely merits a pilgrimage.

This Week at Serious Eats World Headquarters

@shermanhelms: the link to the Pies Against Cancer website isn't working, so try this: http://piesagainstcancer.blogspot.com/
The latest post has close-ups and captions of each individual pie, so you can get a better idea of which is which. Enjoy the pie-tography!

Cranberry Apple Nut Tart

Any suggestions as to which variety of apples works best, or should I just stick to the usual suspects for apples that work well in pies?

Down South: 5 Life Lessons From Country Ham King Allan Benton

I had the pleasure of meeting Allan Benton at Zingerman's Camp Bacon this summer. Don't let the hillbilly folksiness fool you: he's one of the smartest people in the food world. May he keep smoking those hams and bacon for years to come.

Squishing S'mOreos Forever

We can all stop making animated gifs now, because nothing will ever be better than this.

This Week at Serious Eats World Headquarters

Funny, but when I returned to SEWHQ from Iceland, no one went for the harðfiskur either. History repeats itself, Erin (or at least I'm quite sure that it wasn't me they were suspicious of, just the dried fish). Hope the trip was great, and I'm looking forward to meeting the new furniture.

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: The Sriracha Lover's Ultimate Gift Pack

Are there any foods siracha doesn't improve? Sometimes I'll stir-fry some leftover lamb and squirt on some delicious, delicious siracha.

Andrew Carmellini's World's Best Biscuits. End of Story.

Anyone want to try these with butter in place of the Crisco?

(Haunted) Beer History: The Rise & Fall of the Lemp Dynasty

You can see many of the sites discussed above in convenient television format on a recent episode of Travel Channel's "Off Limits". Spooky indeed.

Foods to represent NYC

I'd be getting the spekuloos from the Wafels and Dinges truck (Belgian, not Dutch, but I won't get in the middle of that fight). Having something from a food truck is a nod to the fact that the trucks are regulated by the tribumals where I work. Consider it administrative law judge humor.

Bazzini nuts are another great pick - though I think they just announced they were leaving the city.

Do you have a favorite purveyor of Chinese beef jerky?

Foods to represent NYC

I, too, love Levain's cookies, but the auction is five days after I arrive, and I'm not sure they would last that long. Mostly because I would have trouble not eating them myself.

Tempuroni. Yes, That's Tempura + Pepperoni

Your inventiveness never ceases to amaze me. I also wonder at how you refrained from snacking on the entire batch before putting them on the pizza itself. Bravo.

Fresh Food on TV: Weekday Edition

In an act of complete self-interest, let me point out that in the New York area, Jeopardy broadcasts at 7pm, not 7:30, when you can catch that other fine Merv Griffin production, Wheel of Fortune. Outside NYC, you may need to check your local listings. Happy viewing!

Sauce-Injected McNuggets

So, now we know that a heroin addiction is much easier to explain to foodies than the desire to eat McNuggets. And, yes, about once a year I find myself on the road where McDonald's is the only reasonable option. And I have McNuggets. But not heroin.

Meet & Eat: Hayley Daen, Serious Eats Intern

@Burger365 - as a former SE intern, I can vouch that not all of them are as pretty as Hayley (or maybe they just brought me in to bring down the average). And Hayley - thanks for finishing the task of alphabetizing all those books. I thought it would never get done.

Jon Stewart Rails on Trump for His Pizza Transgressions

@seriousb - I think you're the only one who keeps bringing up what sources she should be "allowed" to use (go back and read... I'll wait....). All I've ever suggested is that she should think carefully about her choices. If she wants to alienate her readers, that's her choice (though I think Ed might not approve). She should just know that she runs that risk. Why piss people off if you don't have to?
And with that, I too am shutting up.

Jon Stewart Rails on Trump for His Pizza Transgressions

I'll get this back to pizza in a minute, I swear, but first:

@RachelM: that's exactly the level of maturity I would expect from a Jon Stewart fan. Thanks for proving my point.

@seriousb: Sarah Palin has spent, I believe, 17 of the last 18 years in elected office, and she is clearly considering running for office again in the future. So, yes, she counts as a politician, even if she's not in office right now. But she wasn't the focus of the piece, and (common ground!) I agree with you that Trump isn't a politician, though that misconception can be attributed to folks like Jon Stewart, who find it convenient to play up Trumps "candidacy" in order to make easy jokes about it. These days Trump is mostly famous for being famous, and any political rumors play into his hands by bolstering the ratings for his TV show. And here's the pizza tie-in: as mentioned above, the mediocre pizza chain where the Donald picked at his slice so abusively had a promotional link to his show, something which seems to have escaped almost everyone here. The outrage shouldn't be that the Donald eats pizza the way he does - it should be that the Donald is promoting this chain when he doesn't even like what it makes.

And as for what shows should Meredith choose from to re-post here? As I said before, I would hope that she would recognize that some outlets are more polarizing than others. Here's hoping she realizes that there's a whole world beyond the Daily Show/NPR/New York Times bubble.

Jon Stewart Rails on Trump for His Pizza Transgressions

@Meredith Smith: I think the lesson here for you is that you may not have realized how polarizing The Daily Show is. Imagine if, say, Bill O'Reilly had caught "crazy broad" Nancy Pelosi eating the toppings off her pizza and then spent five minutes of air time mocking her. Would you have posted that, too? I hope not, but maybe you can see how grating it would have been for your readers.

If you want to keep on the topic of pizza, you might want to steer clear of the rantings of Jon Stewart and his ilk.

@seriousb: "NEITHER of the people in the video is a politician." Um, are you sure about that? Because I seem to remember there was this campaign back in 2008...

Jon Stewart Rails on Trump for His Pizza Transgressions

@passion4pizza: Anyone who disagrees with you (or thinks it's bad to denigrate women) has no sense of humor? Or do you equate name-calling and sexism with wit? Would you think it is OK if I said that Meredith was a "crazy broad" for choosing to post the video? Nope, not cool. If there is a place for that kind of "humor", it's not Serious Eats. Or at least I hope it's not.

Jon Stewart Rails on Trump for His Pizza Transgressions

"Nor does Slice support or control the titles and text that appear on the video."

No, Meredith, you _do_ control what appeared in the video, since you chose to post it in the first place. Even if The Daily Show chose the title (and even if most of us missed the play on words), it's still sexist and offensive. Or does that not count in your book if the target is a politician you don't like?

I agree that politics and pizza shouldn't mix. A good way to keep the two apart is to refrain from reposting videos from highly politicized TV shows.

Wisconsin Eats (Especially Madison and Racine)

Had the pecan kringle from Bentsen's this morning. Amazing.

Duck Lunch at Momofuku Ssäm Bar

And how much for the Coke to wash it down?

What Exactly Does Fair Trade Mean?

My biggest problem with Fair Trade certification is that only small farmers and cooperatives are eligible. Plantation owners - and let's face it, most crops are going to be grown on larger farms for the foreseeable future - are never going to be eligible for this certification, no matter how well they pay their workers or how well they treat their staff. So, if you own a large operation (and have lots of farmers working for you), why bother trying to improve?

I have also been told that, when it comes to coffee, where I see this designation the most, your high-end beans already come from smaller farms, and the farmers get paid top dollar for their crop, not because the Fair Trade people tell the buyers to but because the higher quality product is in higher demand. Getting the Fair Trade certifiers involved would only add to the expenses in the transaction, so neither side bothers with it. So, if you're already paying for high-end beans, you can be reasonable assured that the farmer is getting a good price, even if the bag of coffee does not have the Fair Trade label on it.

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@teachertalk: we had Sioux, Nacono, Eastern Schley and Cheyennes. I'd like to say there was a huge difference in taste, but the biggest differences were in color and size. Which farm do you order from?

Enter Fleisher's Best Meat T-Shirt Idea Contest

I feel secure about my place in the food chain.

Looking for frozen rhubarb in NYC

Every year I host a fundraiser called Pies Against Cancer (for more info, check piesagainstcancer.blogspot.com). This year I was thinking that I might serve a rhubarb pie, because, well, rhubarb pie is delicious, right? Except, of course, that the party is in February. Does anyone know of a resource for frozen rhubarb? I can't be the only person who has wanted it out of season, and it strikes me as the kind of produce that would handle freezing well.

Thanks in advance for any suggestions.

New Orleans dining updates

Next week I'm attending a conference in New Orleans, staying at a hotel at Canal and Dauphine Streets. I've reviewed the suggestions on SE of where to eat in NO from two articles from 2010. Two questions: any updates I should consider? i.e., don't go to X, which was great in 2010 and has gone downhill; or do go to Y, a new restaurant with a great chef, that sort of thing. I'm staying on the edge of the Quarter, and since I won't have a car, anything within safe walking distance would be ideal.

Thanks in advance.

Vegeta

Friends of mine who spent time in Croatia brought back a package of something called Vegeta ("Natur" to be specific). My internet research so far tells me that it consists of dehydrated vegetables and spices.

This is great, but my question for the community is: what should I do with this? What do I add it to? How do I apply it? Thanks in advance for any suggestions and/or wisdom.

Sally's and/or Pepe's in New Haven, solo

Next month I will find myself in New Haven late on a Sunday afternoon with some free time. I hope to use this opportunity to make up for a huge gap in my pizza education. Despite having a BA from a certain nearby university, I have eaten at neither Sally's nor Pepe's (hey, it was the 80's, and Elm City was a rougher place back then). My question is: how best to take advantage of one of these legendary establishments when I am dining solo? If I recall correctly, slices are not an option, and I'm not above bringing some leftovers home on the train.

Suggestions from those who have been there before? Or anyone want to meet up there (Sunday June 10 at about 5pm)? Thanks in advance, pizza hive mind.

Regional Chinese Cuisine in New York

Next month I'm going to China (lucky me!). While I've been eating Chinese food as long as I can remember, I figure that I should do a little homework before I go. Delicious, delicious homework. The topic? Regional Chinese cuisine. I've learned that saying you're going to China is a bit like saying you're going to Europe. It's not going to be one unified experience, and the food is going to differ wildly from city to city.

Here's the itinerary:
Shanghai
Beijing
Xian
Chengdu
Hangzhou.

OK, so not especially original, but there's nothing wrong with seeing these cities for the first time, right?

So, where in New York should I go to get a taste of what I'm going to be eating over there? Some obvious ideas would be to try Shanghai soup dumplings (_still_ never had these, but I'm taking a soup dumpling-making class while I'm in Shanghai, OK?). Also, Xian Famous Food. Others?

And on a side note, if anyone would like to suggest some amazing dining experiences they had while in these cities that I might want to replicate, feel free to chime in.

Thanks!

Christopher

Charleston, SC?

I'm going to Charleston in January, and I'm looking for some good eats (restaurants, bakeries, you name it). The SE Talk archives have some suggestions - it looks like someone asks this question once a year - but any fresh input is welcome. I also found on TripAdvisor a referral for a food-themed walking tour of Charleston. Anyone have any experience with this? Thanks in advance for all your good advice.

Foods to represent NYC

Next month I'll be attending a conference (of administrative law judges - fun!) in Santa Fe. Each year there is a silent auction, and folks typically donate items that represent their home state. For example, last year the California delegation brought lots of local wine. I was thinking of bringing some items from New York, and I'm looking for ideas. Keep in mind that these items need to be brought on an airplane (in checked luggage), can't be perishable or need refrigeration, should have a fairly broad appeal, and preferably are things not generally available elsewhere.

So far, the ideas I have had include:
- NYC beekeeper honey (now legal!)
- Katz's salami (where the slogan "send a salami to your boy in the army" comes from)
- Jaques Torres hot chocolate mix
- Spekuloos from the Waffle Truck

OK, hive mind, what else should I include?

Wisconsin Eats (Especially Madison and Racine)

I'm headed to the Land of Cheese this week for a few non-food related reasons (although I'm seeing a Brewers game on Sunday - does watching the Sausage Race count?). Can the Serious Eats hive mind come up with some not-to-be missed food stops to make, especially in Madison and Racine?

Thanks in advance,

Christopher

Last minute search for a Christmas party venue in NYC

A friend works for a partner at a hedge fund. The partner has invested in a restaurant, which was supposed to be open in time for the fund's Christmas party. The restaurant business being what it is, the restaurant won't be open in time. So, while the date is set (Thursday December 16), the venue is still up in the air. She needs a private space for 60 people. Since this is a hedge fund we're talking about, I won't say that money is no object, but let's say that penny-pinching isn't the goal either.

Suggestions?

Pizza in Louisiana

We're starting the research for the Louisiana article in the United States of Pizza series. Where do you go for a good pie in Louisiana, and why do you like it so much? Suggestions are welcome both for New Orleans as well as for the rest of the state.

Sticky Malt Loaf

For those unacquainted with the classic snack, malt loaf is a sweet loaf that normally contains some sort of dried fruit. Dense and small, this loaf is served as a snack between meals spread with lots of soft butter beside a strong cup of tea. This particular version has a lighter texture than many malt loaves found across the pond, but has all the sweet malty flavor that is a unique, even craveable, part of this quickbread. More