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I LOVE a bearded man, I have no idea why these people are grossed out. My boyfriend has a full beard and a giant beautiful curly mustache, and there has been a lot of trial-and-error in my house.
1. If your mustache is big enough to groom with wax, do it! Not only will it stay out of your mouth better, but the waxy texture doesn't allow food INTO the mustache, just on it.
2. TRIANGLE FOOD. Any food cut into triangle shapes is much easier to shove in the space between fur (your mouth). Sandwiches cut diagonally, pizza cut into narrower slices, etc. It works, really.
3. Mustache mugs are awesome. They make new ones, but you can find cool vintage ones, too.
4. Straws.