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What do you mean, you hate _________?!

BEANS!!! I hate, fear and despise them. I have since I was born. Every time my mother cooked the wretched mess for dinner I would have to sit at the dinner table until after the 10:00 news was over as punishment, I absolutely refused to eat or even look at them. Still do.

It's embarrassing to admit this as a "mature" 45 year old... but I'm glad to see I'm not the only "hater" out there!

From A Hamburger Today

Latest Issue of 'Salt Lake' Magazine Features Utah's 75 Best Burgers

I am shocked--SHOCKED-- to see anything Utah-related on SE. Hooray!
My vote for best all-around burger would be Crown Burger. Haven't been there in 15 years, however, not since my young & skinny days.
I did just have a garlic burger at Bakers de Normandie in Holladay which was very tasty.
@beanalicious-- you should try the bbq fry sauce served with sweet potato fries from the Blue Lemon. It's not a burger joint, however, but you should give it a try!

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Weekend Cook and Tell: What I learned in Home Ec

My most memorable Home Ec. teacher was named Mrs. Lemon. She was a perfectly-coiffed 1950's housewife who wore a flared skirt and high heels every day. This was in 1982, however. Even though we were all upper-middle class kids, it was very evident that she thought we were all destined for the gutter. Her most frequent advice to us was "When your husband leaves you and your kids are hungry, you can mix flour and water which will form gluten. Gluten is high in protein and will keep you from starving." She said this many times to us, it was only years later that it occurred to me how insulting this was---and it was not even IF our husbands abandoned us, it was WHEN. LOL!

On the plus side, we did learn a lot about the role each ingredient plays in baking-- leavening, oil, sugar, etc. And food safety.

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What do you mean, you hate _________?!

BEANS!!! I hate, fear and despise them. I have since I was born. Every time my mother cooked the wretched mess for dinner I would have to sit at the dinner table until after the 10:00 news was over as punishment, I absolutely refused to eat or even look at them. Still do.

It's embarrassing to admit this as a "mature" 45 year old... but I'm glad to see I'm not the only "hater" out there!

From A Hamburger Today

Latest Issue of 'Salt Lake' Magazine Features Utah's 75 Best Burgers

I am shocked--SHOCKED-- to see anything Utah-related on SE. Hooray!
My vote for best all-around burger would be Crown Burger. Haven't been there in 15 years, however, not since my young & skinny days.
I did just have a garlic burger at Bakers de Normandie in Holladay which was very tasty.
@beanalicious-- you should try the bbq fry sauce served with sweet potato fries from the Blue Lemon. It's not a burger joint, however, but you should give it a try!

From Talk

Weekend Cook and Tell: What I learned in Home Ec

My most memorable Home Ec. teacher was named Mrs. Lemon. She was a perfectly-coiffed 1950's housewife who wore a flared skirt and high heels every day. This was in 1982, however. Even though we were all upper-middle class kids, it was very evident that she thought we were all destined for the gutter. Her most frequent advice to us was "When your husband leaves you and your kids are hungry, you can mix flour and water which will form gluten. Gluten is high in protein and will keep you from starving." She said this many times to us, it was only years later that it occurred to me how insulting this was---and it was not even IF our husbands abandoned us, it was WHEN. LOL!

On the plus side, we did learn a lot about the role each ingredient plays in baking-- leavening, oil, sugar, etc. And food safety.

From Serious Eats

Weekend Poll: Do You Prefer Regular or Diet Soda?

When I was little I was "deprived" of things like soda and Wonder Bread. I am soooo thankful now that I don't struggle with a soda habit! Thanks Mom! It's kinda nice to read that there are so many non-soda drinkers out there. I always felt like I was alone in this...

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Slice Poll: Have You Ever Done Grilled Pizza?

I tried this a few weeks ago and my family loved it. I used Steven Raichlen's recipe which calls for a cup of cake flour and the results are softer than the usual crust. I've tried regular pizza crust and it was so tough after grilling!

My big mistake this time was trying to make two big pizzas without owning a slide. It folded over on itself and when the grill is smoking hot it's impossible to fix it. Still, we ate it & my family loved it. Next time, we're doing individual-sized pizzas-- I'm a little embarrassed that it took me a few disasters to figure it out!

From Talk

Movie theater food: what's your favorite and are you a smuggler?

Every time I visited NYC my friend and I would go to a wonderful old cinema (Bleeker Street?) where there was NO overwhelming popcorn & fake butter smell. We would always get a chocolate egg cream and a slice of the bundt cake that was under a glass dome.

Back home, the same friend and I would go to the best local ice cream parlor and have them create huge hot fudge sundaes for us in styrofoam containers and we'd smuggle them in our backpacks. Smuggled ice cream tastes even better!! Now that I'm an adult, I never eat anything at movies. I guess I'm a grumpy old curmudgeon, but I refuse to pay the armed-robbery prices.

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Childhood memories

My mom's pot roast almost every Sunday after church. Divinely stringy and fall-apart tender.

My grandma's fried chicken. And especially her green salads which she served in seasoned wood bowls, sprinkled with some kind of magical red seasoning. Mac & cheese with crispy breadcrumbs on top. *sigh*

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The Pillsbury Bake-Off makes me sad...

I watched the episode of Oprah that featured the 2008 winner making her million-dollar recipe. A savory dish composed of peach preserves and Pillsbury waffle sticks, as I recall. Oprah took a bite and had a sick, stricken look on her face and didn't say a word for a good 30 seconds. She then moved the food into her cheek to talk to the camera. I'm sure she spit it out when the cameras were off. The moment was probably captured on You Tube.
I remember another year wherein the winner chopped up lots of dry granola bars and made them into a pie. Oh, yum?
When Oprah featured the 2010 Pillsbury winner on her show (not sure if it's aired yet), she didn't even taste it. When the ingredients are faux-food, the results cannot be good....

From Talk

What's the stupidest thing you ever ordered at a restaurant?

I was visiting a friend in Boston and she took me to all the tourist sites. That evening we walked through Faneuil Hall and I, being full of joie de vivre, ordered a big cup o fried clams. We were going to stay the night with some other friends in Cambridge. When the friends opened their front door I rushed right past them and into the bathroom...where I stayed for the next 5 hours, wishing to die.

Those clams were the gift that kept on giving-- I had severe migraines daily for the next 6 weeks. I don't know what possessed me to order a cup of deep-fried anything, it's not at all what I like to eat..... NEVER order food on a lark.

From Talk

Which is your Favorite/Least Favorite Culinary Herb?

Fav-- cilantro, thyme, basil
Least fav-- tarragon (ugh)

I once had some wonderful spring rolls at the Lemongrass in Sacramento. The sniffy, snooty waiter finally deigned to tell us that the wonderful flavor was vietnamese cilantro...I've been trying to find it ever since. Hard to do since they say it can't be grown from seed.
Great post-- fun to see how passionate everyone is on the subject!

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Cook the Book: Make it Fast, Cook it Slow

My kitchen aid only sees the light of day a few times a year-- can't stand having appliances out, junking up the countertops! I use my cheap, lightweight hand mixer constantly.

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What Are Your Best Vending Machine Memories?

Growing up, my only chance at getting junk food was the 2 vending machines at the local indoor pool. I loved the pull-out levers on the machine-- so unlike the anxiety-producing coil thingies these days. (Yes, I'm a 44 year old curmudgeon.) I always chose the Bugles. Next to it was a drink dispenser that dropped a cup and then grape slushy stuff fell into it. In winter it dispensed hot chocolate that was approximately 500 degrees. Good memories!

From Talk

Food Movies

Last year I bought a movie called "Tortilla Soup" starring Hector Elizondo (love him!). The cooking sequence during the opening credits is to die for. I watched it over & over. The rest of the show is an inoffensive romantic comedy.
Like Water for Chocolate--love the cooking, hate the story.
Chocolat -- candymaking and Alfred Molina!

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DVD Giveaway: Food, Inc.

I serve meat-free meals a few times a week to my kids & husband. I've also been spending a huge amount of time researching various options-- raw food, vegan...even the eating habits of Seventh Day Adventists. Entering my 40's and also watching my mother decline from Alzheimers have been a huge wake-up call -- I must make better choices!

From Talk

Worst meal of your life

I had two experiences on a trek I made through Europe in the 80's. The first was in London and I was admittedly jet-lagged. The waiter at a fairly prosperous-looking restaurant plunked down a hideous plate of food complete with a pile of pale canned peas. He knew it was hideous but he stood there by the table, defiantly waiting to see my American reaction. I tried unsuccessfully to hide the tears in my eyes...did I mention I was very jet-lagged? He turned on his heel and marched off, cursing me under his breath. Every time I visit London now I thank the lord for the influx of ethnic food that occurred AFTER 1983.
Secondly, I was in Munich and had a tremendous meal...until "dessert" arrived. It was a big scoop of what appeared to be pale green sherbet. As I brought the spoon to my mouth I caught a whiff of it and instantly thought, "Hey! Ace bandage!" And yes, the flavor--very strong--was that of an Ace bandage also. The brown, stretchy bandage that you wrap around a sprained ankle.... I don't even want to think about how that ice cream came to be.

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Thick and Chewy Chocolate Chip Cookies

This is a lot like Alton Brown's Chewy Cookie from the episode of Good Eats wherein he tries 3 different versions of chocolate chip cookies. His also has melted, cooled butter in it but calls for kosher salt. I'm never sure how I feel when I get zinged by a big piece of salt in those cookies, so I will definitely give these a try.

From Talk

"Thread of the Year"

Without a doubt my favorite post was about eating at the house of a very bad cook -- I think it focused on the in-laws. I sat and read every single entry. Disgusting and hilarious!

From Recipes

[ DO NOT PUBLISH ] How to Make Pizza Bianca at Home

@lemonfair-- I agree with you about the rosemary on top. I make a reasonable facsimile of the bread served at Macaroni Grill and I mix it into the dough. My theory is that the rosemary gets browned if it is on top (being cooked at a high temperature) and takes on an unpleasant flavor.

From Talk

What do you go "out" for?

Pizza--have tried this at home many times, the dough recipes are always terrible.
Curry--haven't found a good recipe yet!
Dim Sum-- my sister and I once made potstickers and we finally got to eat them after midnight. Now I just leave it all to the experts :)

From Talk

Omitting Soda Pop

I grew up in a house that NEVER had soda in it. I drank it at picnics or social occasions when I was young but frankly I don't understand the attraction to carbonation. It burns going down and it burns coming back up. I would rather eat my calories than drink them, also.
I've worked with some morbidly obese people over the years and without fail they are the ones who have the gigantic Big Gulp close at hand at all times. It isn't the sole cause of their obesity but it seems to be a major factor.
I agree with @HungryChristel that it's only a matter of time until they discover that the latest & greatest artificial sweetener is in fact a carcinogen.

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Cook the Book: '660 Curries' by Raghavan Iyer

My first tast of Indian food was, strangely enough, in Dublin Ireland. I flew there from Texas to meet my fiancee who was there on business. We went to a restaurant with some of his coworkers and we ate a tremendous meal that night! I've tried many curry recipes since then but none come even close....

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'The Most Revolting Dish Ever Devised'? Or Have You Seen Worse?

@therealchiffonade -- I'm with you on the frog eye salad! My husbands family think I am the antichrist because I pass it quickly along at thanksgiving and they impatiently wait 364 days for it.

My vote is for any recipe involving a can of tuna. I know I'm in the minority on this, but the stench of it is unbearable to me.

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carhoff answered "No. I don't want any black spots on my pies!" to Do you like a 'charred' pizza, or do you consider it 'burned'?

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carhoff answered "Never" to Ever drink milk from the carton when no one's looking?

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