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From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

We saw a place in Houston called "Chewy Balls"--amusing and disturbing.

From Talk

Trader Joe's Torture: What one thing do you have to buy?

I am definitely a TJ's addict, but since I didn't notice them above, how about the triple ginger snaps? And I really appreciate that the meats are from by-product free animals. I pretty much exclusively buy cheeses and cereals from there--with the exception of sliced American--because the prices are so good.

From Required Eating

McDonald's vs. Starbucks: Big Macaccino, Anyone?

I tried the McDonald's iced coffees when they were giving them away for free in the summer. They were disgusting. I can only imagine they're using the worst quality beans possible, then trying to cover it up with a myriad of additives. I will not be purchasing their coffee bar wares.

From Talk

Who's your most/least favorite food personality on Food Channel?

Favorites: Alton, always. He's a genius, funny, and has resisted the pressure to get hairplugs. : P I viewed what I'm guessing some people were declaring his rude behavior on the Food Star, and I think they need to take a breath and grow up a little; after all, these contestants were presenting themselves as both knowledgeable about cooking and having the charisma and creativity to create their own show--I don't think his expectations were too high. It's the network's that should be much higher.
Nigella I have loved for years, although I am dismayed by some of the shortcuts on the new show.
Jamie Oliver has had some great recipes in the past, so I'm interested to see the new show.
Anthony Bourdain is more himself, and therefore more entertaining on the Travel Network, but certainly worth watching in the original Cook's Tour.

Should be cancelled immediately, if not sooner:
Paula Deen, please sit down and allow Southerners to retain some semblance of self-respect. Every time I hear her, I can feel my brain cells committing suicide, and her recipes nauseate me. Less is more, Paula.
Rachel Ray--I used to find $40 a Day marginally bearable if only for the locations, but eventually stopped tuning in not only because of her overdone, annoying banter, but especially because of the appallingly paltry tips she would leave the kind people who served her food. It's no wonder she always wound up eating alone--no one else wants the waiter spitting in their food because they're sitting with a cheapskate! Since those early days, it's hard to escape Rachel. She chases me from one network to another, and even if I don't stumble onto one of her myriad shows, I can't escape her hawking something in commercials, nor her unnaturally shiny eyes in the grocery checkout line. God save us.
Sandra Lee: like a clone gone awry, she has followed Rachel in the Food Network's race to the bottom. I came across an amusing article that addresses this on a wider scale: http://chriswalkerversus.blogspot.com/2007/04/chris-walker-vs-dumbing-down-of-america.html Atrocious doesn't adequately describe her show. Just how stupid does FN think we are--and are we? *shudder*

Responses to Comments by caprafan

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

A friend of mine at Vassar told me about a place in Poughkipsee called the "Yeung Ho Chinese Restaurant"

From Required Eating

McDonald's vs. Starbucks: Big Macaccino, Anyone?

umm the iced coffee that you are talking about has classic syrup in it...

and i don't care if you get your coffee at a mom and pop place ar McDonalds, I ♥ Starbucks and it's just quality coffee...how much you wanna bet McDonald's coffee is Folgers coffee...Ü

From Talk

Trader Joe's Torture: What one thing do you have to buy?

They have cheap brie and those 100 calorie chocolate bars. Also, the dried fruit and veggie chips. Oh! There's also almond milk, trail mix, spinach pies when I'm too lazy to make my own...

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

Safari Tacos in Door County, Wisc. I mean seriously, that makes no sense. Safari Tacos?

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

Phuket, let's Thai one on.

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

Juan Toomany's Taco Hut in Missouri City, Texas (now closed).

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

My favorite is the chinese restaurant in Cooperstown, NY.

Foo Kin, as in "I want some of that Foo Kin Chinese Food!"

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

Singapore Bistro on 19th and L in Washington DC has the name right but if you look closely the sign below reads "Asian Cousin". Awesome!

And in Hilton Head, South Carolina somewhere I remember seeing a restaurant called Mexician Grill. We still laugh at that one!

From Required Eating

The Best Worst Restaurant Names Ever

There's a Chinese restaurant here in Portland, OR called Hung Far Low. I have no idea why.

There used to be a place called Takee Outee in the French Quarter. There was one right up the street from Pat O's. The eggrolls were huge, delicious and exactly what we needed after a few Hurricanes. Good times.