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buffy

  • Location: California
  • Favorite foods: Pasta, seafood, chocolate, fresh seasonal fruit
  • Last bite on earth: Chocolate souffle

Wholesale Hats for Your Retail Store

It's like these spammers aren't even trying to be sneaky anymore. Sad, really.

Favorite On-The-Go Bars

The chewy Clif bars are pretty good, the oatmeal cookie variety being our favorite. The crunchy ones aren't as good.

7 Great California Rosés You Should Be Drinking Now

Tobin James' 2009 Syrah Rose is excellent, and under $20. I think about $18 a bottle.

Stuffed Roasted Poblano Peppers with Cashew-Chipotle Sauce

Dude. I haven't even completed it yet and it's already amazing. The sauce... OMG. I will be putting that cashew-chipotle salsa on EVERYTHING now, btw.

Banana bread - canola oil or butter?

I use the America's Test Kitchen recipe for banana bread and theirs uses oil. It is the best banana bread I've ever had.

Doctoring store-bought cake mixes

For my dad's birthday, I used a box of yellow cake mix and tried the trick I've seen circulating on Pinterest: adding an extra egg and doubling the amount of fat. Then I zested and juiced a couple of oranges, and added the zest and substituted orange juice for the water the box called for. The cake turned out beautiful. I put some of my own kumquat marmalade in between the layers and my own chocolate buttercream on the outside (I used Ina Garten's recipe). It was the best cake I've ever made.

Beautiful bottle of local mint vodka... Ideas!?

That just begs to be put into a mojito.

What is your favorite hot sauce recipe?

@smsingram-- that is my second-favorite hot sauce recipe, right after Tapatio sauce!

Easter Dessert

What @ecca31 said. You could even put the apple butter in the cake mix. Oreo pops also come to mind. If you have a mini-muffin tin you could make little cups out of the sugar cookie dough and fill them with whipped cream and fruit.

Single-use ingredients

@Les ah-- so is tahini on toast with honey! And tamarind paste adds a nice flavor to some soups, particularly lentil (I mainly use it for Chana Masala, which I love making), not to mention you can make cocktails with it.

Cheese for lemon-spring veggie risotto

How about a little mascarpone?

Congrats Kenji!!!

Woo hoo! Definitely deserved. Every time I see a new SE recipe with Kenji's name by it, I think, "Well, I know this one's gonna be good."

I am a candy inventor.

"I am A English teacher."

Um... okay.

Seriously, though, this is the SE I love and remember; the one that made me laugh my ass off on a regular basis. Thanks, everybody!

Favorite ways to cook w/ alcohol

To quote Julia, "I looooove cooking with wine! Sometimes I even put it in the food!"

Can you bake brownie batter without chilling it?

Side affects? Or do you mean side effects? I occasionally experience drowsiness after eating brownies, especially if I eat them with milk.

Other uses for a Whoopie Pie Maker

Aebelskivers, maybe?

Frozen Pizza Pockets: Can Tony's or Totino's Match the Hot Pocket?

@Jim-Bob--Thank you for reading my mind. One of my favorite comedy bits EVER.

Food-related Movie Moments

Jeff Bridges' first bite of Dutch apple pie in "Starman".

Food Jokes Anyone

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

And my favorite oldie-but-goodie:
Q: What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
A: Nacho cheese.

Vegan-ifying with shortening

Coconut oil might be a good compromise. It's solid at room temperature. I use it when making vegan pastry crust and it yields a beautiful texture and flavor, with no trans fats (note: the shortening advertised as "trans fat free" is ONLY trans fat free until you ingest it).

Simple recipe needed for me to cook for my date's birthday

I'll also agree with bobcatsteph and add this:

A guy who keeps "insisting" that you cook for him, when he knows that you aren't comfortable in the kitchen and have repeatedly said no, sounds kind of inconsiderate.

Soup Problems

Ground beef in butternut squash soup? Ew.

I like apples in mine; a couple of granny smiths give it a nice sweetness and tang. I start with the usual base of onion, celery, and carrot, softened in some oil with a few sprigs of fresh thyme and sage, then add my cubed squash and apples and some veg broth. When everything is tender I puree the whole thing.

I haven't tried it yet, but this sounds good too: some fresh grated ginger, garam masala, and coconut milk.

Adding ground flax seeds to any baked good?

I use it as an egg substitute all the time. I like the texture it gives my quick breads, muffins, pancakes, etc., even better than how they turn out with eggs. Plus it increases the nutritional value, so it's a win/win.
The ratio is one tablespoon of flax (whole--don't use the pre-ground stuff, because by the time you get it, it's already lost most of its Omega-3 content) for one egg. Grind the tablespoon of flax seed in a coffee grinder and add it directly into your dry ingredients. There is no need for it to sit and gel; that will happen when you mix in the wet ingredients. You'll need to increase the liquid by 1/4 cup for each egg you are substituting.

Strange food facts...

Well, botanically speaking, anything growing on a plant that isn't a stem, leaf, seed, root, or flower is a fruit. That includes zucchini, tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplant etc. Another fun fact is that mushrooms are not plants; fungi are in a whole separate kingdom unto themselves because they actually behave more like animals (some of them are even mobile). I personally loathe mushrooms, but it makes me chuckle, wondering what some other vegetarians would think about that.

Least-Used Kitchen Gadgets?

Ditto on the cookie press. It takes up a ton of space, and I've only used it once, but my Grandma gave it to me. She's gone now and I can't bring myself to get rid of it. I should use it to make chocolate cookies at Christmas like she used to every year; I know I have her recipe somewhere.

Pressure Cooker Problems

Has anyone else noticed how much trouble the cheftestants on shows like Top Chef and Next Iron Chef have with pressure cookers? They can't get the lid on. They can't get the lid off. They stand back and ask, "Is it supposed to be hissing like that?" Is it just me, or does anyone else think that someone who's made it to Top Chef ought to know how to use a flippin' pressure cooker?

Can someone solve this dessert mystery?

The wife of the last patient I went to see (I work for a home care agency and travel around treating people in their homes) fed me a delectable something before I left. The problem is, I don't speak enough Spanish, and they don't speak enough English, to tell me how to make it. It's a flour tortilla, deep fried and then submerged in a sticky, gooey, caramel-y sauce that almost has a maple syrup flavor and is infused with cinnamon and cloves. I asked the patient what was in the sauce and all he could say was "milk". Does anyone know what this is called? And how I can replicate it?

You might be a foodie if....

My friend brought up this topic the other day and I thought it was hilarious. What quirks do you have that identify you as a foodie? His was, "...if you want to make a grilled-cheese sandwich, but you only have three kinds of cheese."

Another dutch oven question

Another post about dutch ovens got me thinking. I'm wanting to ask Hunny for a Le Crueset dutch oven for Mothers' Day. What size seems to be the most useful, in others' experience?

Cream Cheese Frosting Help

I love carrot cake. And carrot cake is just not carrot cake without the requisite cream cheese frosting. But I don't like what my cream cheese frosting does--that is, to drip down the sides of the cake as I'm trying to put it on! Does anyone have a recipe for cream cheese frosting that is stiffer than mine? Otherwise, I'm thinking of going with a whipped white chocolate ganache instead. Somebody please stop me before I make a terrible mistake!

Year-old turkeys--what to do?

My extra freezer contains three frozen turkeys and a turkey breast. The turkey breast and two of the turkeys are from last year. You know how some supermarkets give a free turkey if you purchase so many $ worth of groceries? Anyway, I meant to cook them over the last year but obviously never did, and I'm just wondering, is there anything I can do with them besides ship them off to Mythbusters for a turkey cannon?

Clean bathroom = clean kitchen?

My husband's late grandfather owned his own restaurant supply business before he retired. He learned over the years that you could pretty much tell what a restaurant's kitchen would look like based on how the bathrooms were kept. If the bathrooms were immaculate, you could count on a kitchen with the same level of hygeine. If the bathrooms were dirty, however, you could expect to find the same conditions in the kitchen.

Has anyone else noticed this? Or any other rules of thumb about restaurants?

Cast Iron Heirloom

My grandma just gave me a cast iron skillet that once belonged to my late grand-aunt. It has a little rust on it. What do I do?

What do you put in your couscous?

Couscous is one of my all-time favorite side dishes. It's quick and easy and can be prepared so many different ways. For dinner tonight I fixed it with sun-dried tomatoes and fresh basil. I also like it with soaked dried apricots and nutmeg. What does everyone else like?

Making your own baby food

The adults and baby food topic got me thinking, when my 5-week-old boy hits the 6-month mark and is ready to start on solids, I'd like to try making my own baby food. I hear it's pretty easy, as well as cheaper and tastier than the Gerber jars and whatnot. Does anyone else make their own baby food? Suggestions?

Favorite Turkey Sandwich Toppings

Just curious what all the rest of you like to put in your turkey sandwiches to spice them up. My personal favorite is cranberry relish, shredded lettuce and Monterey Jack cheese. I'd love to hear some new ideas!

Homemade Wonton Soup

A classic wonton soup made with Chinese superior stock flavored with chicken, pork, ham, and shrimp. The wontons are stuffed with a mixture of pork and shrimp. The shrimp are brined in a solution of salt and baking soda to make them extra crisp. More

Coca Cola Brownies

In a weird feat of cooking magic, you can actually bake brownies by substituting the wet ingredients (typically eggs and vegetable oil or butter) with a can of cola. The result is a dark, damp brownie with a fudgy yet springy crumb. More

Make-Ahead Peanut Soba Noodles with Tofu and Pickled Bean Sprouts

As something of a seasoned peanut noodle slurper, I wanted my version to be spot on, and up to snuff. The sauce is a balance of salty, sharp, sweet and rich, and just hovering between liquid and paste for the perfect amount of "noodle cling". I threw in some easy pickled bean sprouts for kick (and crunch) and some simply seared tofu to make this a well-rounded lunch box. Just try not to slurp too loudly. More

DIY Blueberry Cereal Bars

Homemade blueberry cereal bars pack real blueberry flavor in a crisp, tender, buttery crust. By using a food processor to do the mixing work, this recipe requires a time investment but is not labor intensive. There is a bit of the devil in the assembly details, however. More

Grilled Pizza Napoletana

Click through to the slideshow for step-by-step photos! » About the author: After graduating from MIT, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt spent many years as a chef, recipe developer, writer, and editor in Boston. He now lives in New York with his... More