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a lady went grocery shopping to pick up a few items for the week. she checks off her grocery list and gets into the check out line. after she unloads her cart, she notices that the check out guy was staring at her. she casually looked away trying to hide her blushing. when it was time for her to check out, the check out guy kept on looking at her and she kept on blushing. as he rang up the items; a few frozen dinners, peanut butter, strawberry jelly, bread, and cans of soup, he kept on looking at the lady. he finally ask her whether she was single. she blushed again, giggled, and although slightly embarrassed with her shopping list she said "yes, how could you tell?". the guy replies "because you are damn ugly".

Yes to Farmicia! They have a great menu. Plus there is a discount on beers from lunch to early dinner.

I'll put a vote in for Gastronomica. I know it's a journal, not a magazine, but you can get recipes from websites that are in most of the other food magazines.