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Liberté Yogurt: My Holy Grail of Dairy Products
i love seven stars yogurt. the texture and flavor are amazing. a little more expensive than buying ronnybrook at the greenmarket, but worth it.
What Pizzerias the Gossip Girls and Boys Would Frequent
why do you watch gossip girl if you hate so many of the characters?
Sharpening Shun Knives
there's a great website at www.goodeatsfanpage.com that has lists of all the good eats episodes by title, subject, and date aired. also transcripts of all the shows and links to recipes. betcha can find what you're looking for on there!
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Where to Drink for Free on Your Birthday
the second chance saloon also lets you drink for free on your birthday. it is my favorite bar and houses, in my opinion, the best jukebox in new york city. 659 grand street between leonard and manhattan, in brooklyn. go!
Liberté Yogurt: My Holy Grail of Dairy Products
i love seven stars yogurt. the texture and flavor are amazing. a little more expensive than buying ronnybrook at the greenmarket, but worth it.
What Pizzerias the Gossip Girls and Boys Would Frequent
why do you watch gossip girl if you hate so many of the characters?
Sharpening Shun Knives
there's a great website at www.goodeatsfanpage.com that has lists of all the good eats episodes by title, subject, and date aired. also transcripts of all the shows and links to recipes. betcha can find what you're looking for on there!
French Cafés Succumb to the Credit Crunch
"over the last however many centuries, the French have silently declared themselves the possessors of a superior culture, and we Americans have unreluctantly concurred."
um... what? i'm no flag-waving robo-patriot, but making this statement seems a little silly. qualitative cultural comparisons are largely subjective and pointless.
Must-Go Places in San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle
go to taqueria cancun on mission street between 18th and 19th (i think) in san francisco for, in my opinion, the best burrito in the city. i grew up there and cancun is always one of the first stops i have to make when i go home for a visit. make sure to get some avocado in your burrito! also check out Q on clement st. for affordable foodie-friendly (emphasis on local and seasonal) eats. their brunch is killer.
if you like ethiopian food, my favorite place is axum, on haight street a few blocks off fillmore (lower haight). portland has tons of great ethiopian too!
Good Veggie Burger in NYC?
my favorite veggie burger is at kate's, on the corner of 4th and avenue B. i don't know if they make it there or what, but it's always the perfect balance of crispy outside and soft lentily inside. my favorite is the one with cheddar, portobello, and garlicky spinach on top. yum.
it's really too bad you don't like portobellos though, i just had the shake shack 'shroom burger for the first time a couple weeks ago and it was mindblowingly awesome. in fact, if you try it, you might not even be able to find the mushroom amidst the deluge of melted cheese. (!!!!)
one more. if you go to dojo, i think the hijiki tofu sandwich is better than the veggie burger. crunchy seaweed in tofu = best sandwich. oh, and you can also get killer fake-meat sandwiches at tiny's on the LES.
Sugar Rush: Can Pancake Frozen Custard from Shake Shack Be Considered Awesome Even If It Doesn't Taste Like Pancakes?
no way youse guys, it's all about cinnamon-roasted-fig saturdays. holy milkfat, definitely one of the best shakes i've ever had.
Cook the Book: 'Eat Me: The Food and Philosophy of Kenny Shopsin'
i feel like i'm inventing, or at least improvising, almost anytime i get in the kitchen. for some reason it seems like everything tastes better when you're cooking it for the first time and you're not sure if it's going to be good, or even edible, until you sit down and eat. danger equals delicious dinner!
Honey Lavender Shortbread Cookies, An Alternative to Rosh Hashanah Honey Cake
sarahlucy, you should still be able to get fresh lavender from the greenmarkets, although probably not for too much longer. i've bought it from keith's farm, i think, they have a stall on wednesdays at union square.
bittman had a good column about cooking with lavender a few weeks back, if you need to use up the rest of the bunch. i wish i had an electric mixer so i could made these cookies!
Mayo vs. Miracle Whip
@suegsf: i've never made the stuff, but you can buy it at hippie health food stores, whole foods, etc.
my favorite brand lives here: http://www.followyourheart.com/vegenaise.html
Tombstone Pizza Vending Machine
"Hot Choice" Tombstone Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza
Submitted by Robert Moor
Visiting my old alma mater last week, I was drawn like a gluttonous moth to a vending machine reading "Tombstone Pizza." Yes, pizza from a vending machine. I stood, perplexed, imagining the birth of warm pizza from this cold mechanical womb. An undergrad strolled by and chuckled, obviously familiar with this pitiable sight. "Have you tried it?" I asked. "It sucks. No one even bothers," she responded. With that, of course, my mind was set. I would do what no one else had the heart to do—I would venture into the future.
After some deliberation, I opted for the pepperoni pizza, choosing it over other, less traditional choices such as chicken fingers, barbecue chicken pizza, or a warm Oreo brownie. I fed it my three dollars (!) and eagerly watched the baking process on a small digital screen.
The result? One minute later, the machine spit out a small cardboard package, which it warned would be "Very Hot." Inside was a hot (not very hot) "pizza" about the size of a video iPod. Approximately 75 percent of this tawdry square was composed of dough, which was thick, salty, and tasted something like baked Silly Putty. The bright-red pepperonis were tiny, faintly reminiscent of Bacos ("MADE WITH PORK, CHICKEN, AND BEEF," the package proudly proclaimed), and actually more numerous than the shreds of cheese by a ratio of 2-to-1. Needless to say, I devoured it in a matter of seconds.
After one bite, I understood the undergrad's grave warning. Never eat pizza from a machine. It's like making love to a Terminator: almost satisfying, but slightly creepy, and there's always the possibility that it will collapse your chest cavity with one fatal blow. Thank you, Tombstone, but I'll take my pizza the way it was meant to be prepared: baked lovingly by burnt-out hippies and their disgruntled, overweight, mustachioed Italian managers. Or underpaid illegal immigrants. Whichever.
(i shamelessly copy-pasted this from http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood/. internet faux pas?)
Restaurant Shirts Are the New Concert Tee
hey adam, any chance you guys will be making more of those shirts?
Dispatch from Slow Food Nation: The Taste Pavilion
chang looks like he's getting ready to play a totally rippin' air guitar solo.
I ate a dog.
it seems ridiculous to me that people who are willing to eat cows, pigs, and chickens on a daily basis would react so strongly to the consumption of dog meat. in my opinion, an animal is an animal is an animal. don't get me wrong, i love dogs, but i'd try eating one if i was given the opportunity. it just seems silly to me to get all up in arms about someone eating a dog, then turn around and have a hamburger, you know?
Mmmm Cereal!
where's the love for rice krispies?! that was my absolute jam as a little kid. i think my dad still has a few almost-empty boxes on his shelf dated from the early nineties. and they're probably still good! sadly, all the healthier krispie-alikes are nowhere near as tasty, and i can't really bring myself to buy rice krispies these days.
Happy Birthday, Instant Ramen
i used to snack on it dry, too. ate too much top ramen my first year of college and haven't wanted to eat it since... why eat packaged ramen when you can go to rai rai ken and get it fresh, with delicious crispy fried garlic?
anyways, i used to make it with sriracha and a ridiculous amount of nutritional yeast in the broth, so it got all cloudy and i could fool myself into thinking that i was eating something that was sorta good for me.
One Good Egg, One Good Idea
what i had for breakfast today: over easy with fresh summer savory fried alongside it in the pan, on hippie whole-grain toast with goat feta. i was totally planning on adding some of this amazing pasilla chile powder i got in san francisco (yes, i bring spices home as souvenirs), but i was so hungry that i forgot.
the moral of this story is that fancying up a simple breakfast is the easiest way to have a good day, and frying herbs in butter is the best idea ever.
Dinner Tonight: Kale-Flecked Mashed Potatoes
i made this last night with purple potatoes and lots of fried shallots. beautiful and delicious!
Photo of the Day: Individually-Wrapped Bananas, Freaking Us Out
does anyone else find it strange that they are all priced differently...?
Chocolate-Covered iPhone
oh, i love it. the packaging is great, too. if they made one for my ipod i would totally buy it.
also, on a related note in the food-nerd/nerd-nerd crossover, keyboard-shaped waffles!!
Eating in Columbus, Ohio
there is a killer pizza place there called hound dog's that, as far as i can tell, is one of maybe five reasons to go to columbus (sorry, ohians). i have had many lame times in the city, but the pizza always saves the day.
Grilled Cheese Throwdown
i like to mix in some garlic powder with the butter on the outsides of the sammich. then fry it on high heat so it almost burns. so tasty!
Music & Cooking
i like to listen to alex jones' podcast. nothing like a little conspiracy theory to go with that spaghetti. creedence is great to cook to as well. i find it interesting that so many people like to listen to loud and fast music while cooking... i listen to that stuff constantly, but when i'm in the kitchen, i wanna get zen, not get amped.
as for classical: some of my fondest childhood memories are spending time with my mom while she cooked dinner listening to vivaldi. i used to dance around the kitchen to the four seasons.
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the second chance saloon also lets you drink for free on your birthday. it is my favorite bar and houses, in my opinion, the best jukebox in new york city. 659 grand street between leonard and manhattan, in brooklyn. go!