Chipotle Calorie Math Makes Absolutely No Sense
I have eaten hundreds of burritos from Chipotle over the last 4 years and I have yet to turn into a fat, sweaty, repulsive, panting slob.
My burrito of destiny includes:
Chicken, rice, pinto beans, pico de gallo, corn, hot red salsa, cheese and sour cream. Guacamole if I'm feeling wild and crazy.
As a finishing touch I always politely ask for the burrito guts to be mixed up.
Be ready to take a short siesta afterwards.
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