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Burger King Signs a Deal with a Vegetarian

Man, I bet there are some food scientists or people with similar educational backgrounds who would be content to do the job for a mere £300,000.

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Five Guys in Midtown Raised Prices

That is not nearly as crazy as credit default swaps.

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Monster Burger from Hiro in Japan

That photo makes me want to start a Campaign for Reasonable Sandwich Engineering.

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Friday Game: HamBurger

So I guess the "challenge" is that you must overcome a jerky mouse cursor. How fun.

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Burger King Signs a Deal with a Vegetarian

Man, I bet there are some food scientists or people with similar educational backgrounds who would be content to do the job for a mere £300,000.

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Five Guys in Midtown Raised Prices

That is not nearly as crazy as credit default swaps.

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Monster Burger from Hiro in Japan

That photo makes me want to start a Campaign for Reasonable Sandwich Engineering.

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Friday Game: HamBurger

So I guess the "challenge" is that you must overcome a jerky mouse cursor. How fun.

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Missing the Point at Burger Joint

Are you sure "The Eaten Path" isn't a blog about interior design?

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Mini Cheeseburger Vacuum

Thank goodness they didn't call it a Slider Vacuum, because it is clearly not steam-powered.

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Giant Pizza Burger

This picture needs an object in it to establish scale, like a soda can or a quarter or a human climbing up the side of the beef.

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New Identity for Jack in the Box

"Jack in the Box" is such a playful sounding name, but the new logo looks like it belongs on some upscale cosmetics or electronics product. This looks like the work of self-important designers hired by tasteless executives.

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In Videos: Big City Slider Infomercial Spoof

I think it was worth posting, but the only remotely clever moment was "...even interracial families..."; the rest of it was just a stoner describing what he was looking at.

AHT Editors: B+
JaboOody Dubs: C-

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Have You Eaten Burgers Made With Fruit?

I'd give this a chance, especially given the argument that its more about moisture than flavor. (So of course raisins would be nasty, they are dehydrated grapes.) All you haters probably stopped reading past the headline.

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In Videos: Microwaves Play 'Jingle Bells'

I think it's real, if only because the timing is so off. In other words, it's not good enough to be fake.

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Burgers, Shakes & Fries, Best Burger in Greenwich, Connecticut

"Mr. Wollins said there’s no real secret to making a great hamburger ... save for ... something else he prefers to keep a trade secret..."

You can't have it both ways, Mr. Wollins.

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Idaho Statesman Ganks My Fatty Melt Recipe

No, Adam. Just because it involves newfangled technology doesn't mean the ethics aren't clear. Plagiarism is plagiarism. You're being very gracious, but the triviality of the Hamburger Fatty Melt doesn't make it less dishonest.

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The Lines at the Polls in NYC: As Long as Those at Shake Shack?

If you're standing in line when Shake Shack is supposed to close, are you still guaranteed to place an order?

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Katie Lee Joel Defends Her Burger Bash Victory

"To me food is about bringing people together, not criticizing each other."

That's a commendable philosophy, but if you don't like being judged, don't enter a competition.

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'Cheeseburger' Doughnut from Donna's Donuts

I don't think I've tried one of these, but eating food that looks like other, vastly different tasting food seems weird to me. It's putting your senses (visual versus taste) in conflict.

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Burger King Launches Meat Haiku

The contest rules forbid submissions that have been previously published or selected as winners in other Hamburger Haiku contests and the contest is only open to residents of Canada (excluding Quebec). That's a double [whopper] elimination for me!

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Russell Crowe Gained 63 Pounds with Cheeseburgers

Would it that I were acknowledged for such an achievement.

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Fairway Cafe Burger Revisited (With a Side Order of News)

@Uglycuss: After eight years of a Republican-managed Department of Agriculture, which actually spent public money on a trial to prevent a beef producer from testing beyond the minimum standards, I can see where a lack of trust would develop.

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Man Eats 23,000 Big Macs in 36 Years

@agk685 I remembered! In fact, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture.

I didn't realize he has OCD, but that makes a lot of sense.

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Managing the Line at Shake Shack UWS

I predict that because of the planning (more griddle space for faster throughput, shack layout to snake the line), the line will not spill out into the street, and for that reason alone some people will assume that the UWS location is less successful and that the burgers must not be as good, even though they will be serving more burgers than at the Madison Square Park location.

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