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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

I don't have a strong opinion on the other two, but I think that Steingarten has such a humorless, unappealing quality to his television persona that I would like it a lot never to see him again on that medium. His writing may be awesome, but on TV - no redeeming qualities.

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Why Pepperoni Pizza Sucks

Pepperoni pizza sucks? What can i say... you are are crazy. Seek help. I appreciate the devil's advocacy – the iconoclasm, but... seek help. I'm serious.

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Has anyone received the Cook's Illustrated test recipes yet?

I got a stuffed portobello recipe which i made and found somewhat lacking.

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Cook the Book: Cornmeal-Crusted Roasted Ratatouille Tart

I just watched "Ratatouille" and that scene when Ego tastes the ratatouille made me try to make it for myself. As seems to be the case with lots of french recipes - you get great results from the simplest recipes - just fresh ingredients prepared exactly right and there's a transformation. I prefer it hot though, and with a crust sounds amazing.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

I don't have a strong opinion on the other two, but I think that Steingarten has such a humorless, unappealing quality to his television persona that I would like it a lot never to see him again on that medium. His writing may be awesome, but on TV - no redeeming qualities.

From Slice

Why Pepperoni Pizza Sucks

Pepperoni pizza sucks? What can i say... you are are crazy. Seek help. I appreciate the devil's advocacy – the iconoclasm, but... seek help. I'm serious.

From Talk

Has anyone received the Cook's Illustrated test recipes yet?

I got a stuffed portobello recipe which i made and found somewhat lacking.

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Cornmeal-Crusted Roasted Ratatouille Tart

I just watched "Ratatouille" and that scene when Ego tastes the ratatouille made me try to make it for myself. As seems to be the case with lots of french recipes - you get great results from the simplest recipes - just fresh ingredients prepared exactly right and there's a transformation. I prefer it hot though, and with a crust sounds amazing.

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: D'Artagnan Heritage Smoked Ham

just delicious ham and wonderful bread - a little bit of mustard. chew it slowly.

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage

The Spring House in Athens, GA before the owner was killed and the restaurant closed.

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage

Used to be the Spring House in Athens, GA but it closed in the mid 90's...shame.

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Cook the Book: 'The Bacon Cookbook'

Pickled jalapeno, stuffed with shrimp and jack cheese, wrapped in bacon and broiled - served with sour cream and pico de gallo + a wedge of fresh lime.

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Two Peter Luger Steaks

I would have to say that Peter Luger Porterhouse steaks are my favorite.

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: D'Artagnan Heritage Smoked Ham

crusty bread, honey mustard, a little brie, sliced red onion, fresh spinach leaves, oh yeah.. ham.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

All you Ramsay fans are crazy in the UK or the US he is a total wanker ...yes the man can cook ........because Marco taught him .......jeffrey is a good crittic honest and harsh when need be but his own show ...I just dont know. To me Ramsay has just become a media whore. And yes I must agree on one point its the producers that are unleashing the Ramsay we see on the US versions of his shows.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

How about none of them? Here's an idea.....what if the TV powers to be (PBS , Food Network, Travel Channel, Fine Living Network-I don't really care) re-ran the old shows from Julia Child, Jeff Smith, Justin Wilson, Marcia Adams, Graham Kerr, Earl Peyroux, Joyce Chen, Madeleine Kamman, Natalie Dupree, the Romagnoli's, Marcel Desaulnieres, Biba Caggiano, Nick Stellino, Mollie Katzen, the 'Great Chef's series', Anne Willan (cooking from LaVarenne) et al.......if for no other reason other than the newbie generation of foodies can experience the kind of cooking shows that paved the way for this current wave of cooking shows? My daughter (in her 30's) has no idea of what a cooking show on TV is other than the crap we see on these reality shows and 'most' Food Network shows.....did I just have an epiphany or will be I be flamed?

You know what? I'm tired as hell as of the new "cooking shows" and I'm not going to take it anymore. I have a remote control. And I can read books.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

I find Steingarten pompous and gave up on "Chopping Block" after ten minutes. I am definitely a GR fangirl, but Fox's meddling - with most of their shows not just KN - has left a bad taste in my mouth. I'll stick with The F Word and KN BBC. There's so much less DRAMA!!! and more actual food.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Steingarten was on White's show? Eff. So, original programming isn't such a big deal to Steingarten. Still think he'd balk at hosting a show that has a tired, cooking competition format.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Well, shucks. I should have wrote "...he'd rather eat a preservative-laden salad before appearing on ANOTHER reality show with an unoriginal format."

Iron Chef America was certainly modeled after the original. Anyway, Steingarten gets a pass for that. No right thinking person would pass up an opportunity to be on the judge's panel for that show (one of the very few TVFN shows worth watching these days).

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Love him or hate him, Steingarten is the only one of the three who could move the ball forward in the world of food shows. Can you imagine him putting on a fake persona or doing something unoriginal? Not me. He's believably and genuinely crabby -- unlike Ramsay -- but he's also humorous and an astute professional eater from whom we could learn valuable lessons. His books certainly suggest this. And you know he'd rather eat a preservative-laden salad before appearing on a reality show with a unoriginal format. White did just that by appearing on another show with the GD kitchen competitions. If the viewing public is feeling anything like me, they're tired of celebrity chefs involved in competitive cooking events. Something new would be nice!

Steingarten would be the ultimate surly moderator for a weekly roundtable series, a la The McLaughlin Group, where guests with different culinary viewpoints hash out food issues in an intelligent yet often comical manner. Could also see him hosting a culinary Jeopardy-type show, where he'd get to make hilariously bitchy quips in response to people's answers.

So, I'm all in for Steingarten. He's one-of-a-kind and real. Real smart, real funny and could be truly great on his own show . . . maybe a reality show. Or not.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Steingarten should be read and not seen/heard.

MPW is beautiful and terrible like an army arrayed for battle. He takes my breath away... I would have loved to see Batali and Ramsay put into tizzies!

Also, anyone into heavy pointing is fine with me!

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Ramsay - He's pretty rough on Hell's Kitchen, but if you ever see Kitchen Nightmares, you get to see a different side of him. I find him honest and while pretty raw sometimes, and I watching him.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Serious Eats needs to do a better job of editing its articles. I love the content on this site, but the blatant and consistent grammatical errors detracts from the overall quality of the site and tars the reputation of its writers. There is simply no excuse.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

At this point it's pretty easy to see through Ramsay's shtick--I'm finding him entertaining again.
MPW's 'power' finger approach is the new joke around the house.
As much as I like Steigarden as a critic I worry about him being wasted as a host--this happened to Ted Allen; having to carry the ball still haunts Emilio at times.

An aside: Chilean Sea Bass is no longer considered endangered; there are other reasons activists recommend that you avoid it.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Jeffrey mumbled too much. He's fine on Iron Chef, always entertaining, but we had to dig out the closed captions option to figure out his Herpes remark.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Actually, Marco doesn't claim to have made Gordon cry. Marco says Gordon made himself cry. And Marco also had Batali in such a tizzy that Batali stormed out of his kitchen, dropping handfuls of salt into several sauces on his way out.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Love Gordon, find MPW's new show a complete waste of time and Steingarten ... eh.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Jeffrey Steingarten is a very intellectually focused food critic...and I don't know that he would translate all that well for the masses in a reality show. He's too understated and has very little "drama" in the way he presents himself. I enjoy reading him, and as long as I don't have to watch him eat I enjoy his commentary on cooking competition shows.

As for Gordon and Marco, let's see them go head to head. :) That would be some serious reality show drama. Marco claims to have made Gordon cry...so let's see it.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Thanks, mycherrypie. That show was fun. I think that Jeffrey's show would have a different format than any food show I've seen on tv yet. I also think Marco Pierre White would be better suited to a different format.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

I have a lot of respect for Steingarten, but I don't think his quieter dignity would transfer to what the network types who create these reality shows are looking for. I really don't want more pointless yelling, and I think that's why I'm enjoying The Chopping Block.

Hells Kitchen will be on in a few minutes, but I just haven't been able to watch it the last two weeks all the way through, because it may as well be the same show every week: "You pig!(or cow, or whatever)"; "This is cold!" : "Shut it down!" . Yawn.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

I don't mind Steingarten's TV commentary or the things he's written, but I get a little creeped out watching the way he eats. He holds his fork like he's shoveling the food into his mouth. I'm getting a little bored with the all the reality shows in general but watch them when nothing better is on....ah the good old days when cooking shows really involved cooking.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

I watched it also :). I have to admit I enjoyed Marco on this show and do think Jeffrey makes a great guest role. Even though it's very much a Top Chef spinoff, Marco gives the show a different style and expertise. I think I may watch again.

Hillary
Chew on That

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

It's very clear that Fox has instructed Ramsay to go totally over the top angry on Hell's Kitchen. He's nowhere near as extreme on any other show I've seen him on, especially the British ones. When he loses his temper on the British version of Kitchen Nightmares it's almost always with someone who is really asking for it. And even then, he does come across as someone who genuinely cares about getting the restaurant running right.

I can't form an opinion (much) about White yet because I've only seen one episode of his show. Steingarten is someone I can take or leave.

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

JEFFERY RULES;
If he were on T.V. I guarantee you I'd schedule my day around it because I know I would learn a lot.

But my heart goes out to Ramsay
Sigh I could watch him alllll dayyy

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

While I adore Steingarten's writing, I'm not a huge fan of him face to face. Fox Ramsey is dreadful, but BBC Ramsey totally rocks and I would watch him in anything he does at anytime ever. MPW is kind of weirdly interesting to watch. He's at once dull and creepy, this weird sort of food goth Frankenstein. Considering who he actually is and what he's accomlished, you'd think he'd have a little more charisma, but not so much.

In order:

Ramsey
Stgeingarten
MPW

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Who Should Be on Reality TV: White, Steingarten, or Ramsay?

Ramsey is NOT "mean"--though our American producers apparently believe that we American viewers would not be interested in anything but a brooding, misanthropic chef...For a clearer view of his personality, try to catch him in THE 'F' WORD on BBC America; yes, if he is surrounded by idits, his temper flares, but he is most often intelligent, warm and real.

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