Summer birthdays need some extra love. People born in the June through August period are probably still traumatized by never being able to bring cupcakes into their middle school class, still scarred by all those poorly attended birthday parties when their parents would have to explain, "We're sorry Bobby, but all your friends are out of town. Here, take an extra turn at the pinata." So let's get one thing straight: only birthday cake is birthday cake! And this birthday cake is awesome.