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angrywayne

A Chef, runner, curmudgeon, photographer, writer, gardener and entrepreneur. (Angrywayne is a joke, but sometimes it applies well). Don't like what I have to say email me wayne.surber at gmail.com, I'm sure we can work it out. ;)

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  • Location: Brooklyn, NY
  • Favorite foods: breakfast tacos,any braised dish, pork, idiazabal, grey's papaya dogs, head cheese,Taramousalata, gaeia olives, meyer lemons, buddhas hand citron, texas smoked beef briskets, tamales (puerca), tomatillos, yellow tail, roasted eel, fried bannas, marsc
  • Last bite on earth: Applewood Smoked Bacon Doughnut with Maple Glaze

Where should I go for graduation lunch?

What kind of food?

NYC Food Events For the Weekend (and Beyond)

duh you accounted for that

NYC Food Events For the Weekend (and Beyond)

Hunts Point Markets: can normal people go?

Inexpensive dry aged meats, sounds like a bad idea, but I get what you mean. Have you visited Pino's Prime Meats on Sullivan St? Or how about Ottomanelli & Sons Meat Market, 285 Bleecker St,(between Commerce St & S 7th Ave), New York, NY 10014 (West Village) (212) 675-4217

Hunts Point Markets: can normal people go?

I plan to visit soon. If anyone wants to tag along, I could plan a trip. I have a car that fits 5. chefwayne at gmail.com

Hunts Point Markets: can normal people go?

Answer. The public is welcome and can buy as well. You do not need a business license. They sell at wholesale prices, so you'll probably get a better deal if you buy more, but totally open to the public. Hours: 9pm-3pm everyday, excluding Saturday. I called (718) 542-2944 and the woman was very helpful and polite in answering these questions. Thank you real people based customer service. While they have a website, it surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) does not contain the answer to this question.

Latin American Cuisine: Brazilian-style Peel And Eat Shrimp with Fried Garlic (Camarão a Alho)

I love your "Never buy "fresh" shrimp unless they are alive or very obviously recently dead (head on, a few still twitching)." Spot on dude. I often cringe at the piles of shrimp at the markets. Chinatown for the win.

Personally I love the crunch of the shells and have grown use to it being part of the flavor thanks to my cantonese in-laws.

Tortilla press: Unitasker or necessity?

@heddylamar The secret to using the tortilla press and getting even tortillas is to rotate the tortilla a quarter turn and the finished even thin tortilla comes out after about 4 turns. I use a ziploc bag with the sides cut for ease of turning and removal. Also, removing the tortillas from that has a technique as well.

Place the open pressed tortilla on the palm of your opposite hand and apply light pressure with your other fingertips while peeling off the plastic/paper. Patience rewards you and you'll get quicker over time. It comes second nature to me now.

Tortilla press: Unitasker or necessity?

Presses surely make it easier. Corn tortillas are made with a press and could be made with a rolling pin if you placed the masa between: wax paper, parchment paper, plastic wrap (or bags) or similar and rolled it out. The press is easier, but not necessarily faster. Traditionally masa is patted in hand and moved in a circle from palm to palm to make the tortillas. This is not easy and takes tons of practice (no master myself).

Flour tortillas are rolling pin only, presses don't work unless you have two heated plates which allow the gluten to expand from the pressure from the steam and plates. Usually pretty evenly. Homesick Texan's is a good place to start. I modified it a bit for local flour tortillas for my business. Look it up (don't want to self-pitch here)

Fresh masa is fairly easy to make, albeit time consuming and requires some skill. But the payback in flavor is unbeatable.

Berlin, Germany - good vegetarian restaurants?

Also, there is a falafel place 'Restaurant Rissani' on Spreewaldplatz 4. Best falafel in Berlin. She also said "Berlin is full of hipsters, so there is vegan and vegetarian shit, pretty much everywhere." Have fun.

Prepping Nettles for Pizza?

should have said: tossed them with a bit of salt and olive oil (put on raw pizza) baked together, usually with an egg in the center. Finish it with same lardons or truffles and you can just die afterwards.

Prepping Nettles for Pizza?

When I interned at Chez Panisse (years ago) we washed them with out bare hands and tossed them with a bit of salt and went right into the oven with them. I have to say I prefer the West Coast variety to the East Coast. More delicate and deep nutty flavors.

Berlin, Germany - good vegetarian restaurants?

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Berlin, Germany - good vegetarian restaurants?

My sister-in-law who lives in Düsseldorf and lived in Berlin says:

An Amazing Vegetarian Burger Place! (also has vegan options) http://www.yellow-sunshine.com/

Note: I always find it weird that some vegetarians like to eat recreations of meat, but this sounds promising.

How to Treat a Tourist Right Near the Empire State Building

Hunts Point Markets: can normal people go?

I've often wondered that myself. Here's a link to their website, you can call and let us all know. http://www.huntspointproducemkt.com/ ;)

Where is list of all past SE Columns?

Throw me a Thoreau

I always finish greens and fish with a bit of acid, a different one for each. Maybe a splash of lemon for the fish, sherry vin for greens.

Throw me a Thoreau

Whole roasted fish is always easy to make quick and easy and simple. Pair it with some sautéed greens and roasted squash or peanut potatoes.

Materials:One bowl to wash and toss veg, one medium pan if cooking for one, your favorite cooking oil, herbs and spices, salt, oven/heat. Note: Get a cleaned whole fish (seabass, mackerel, bream, whatever you like) , season with salt (inside and out) and stuff or rub your favorite herbs on the inside (fill it full- i live lots of oregano and/or thyme with some slices of lemon for Mediterranean flavors).

Preheat Oven to 450F

This is a one pan wonder:
1. Toss potatoes/squash/etc. in oil, salt and any herb or spices you want, place in a 450F oven.
2. Wait about 15 minutes (depends on size). Prepare greens, wash and dice (cut across stems ~1/4", I'm looking at you swiss chard, mustard greens brocolli raab). Toss in same bowl with a bit more oil.
3. Remove potatoes and pan from oven, scoot over veg and make room for fish. Place fish in middle. Crank up broiler. scatter greens around fish.
4. Place in broiler.
5. Carefully flip after 7-8 mins one side (time depends on fish, thinking 2-3#fish here)
6. Broil another 5-6 mins.

Eat.

Cook the Book: 'Herbivoracious'

Any brassica family veg: tossed lightly in one or tow spices (choose your own adventure) seared or roasted with crisp edges. Often searing and roasting and then tossing just at the end with spices is better, no burned spices.

A Whole New Serious Eats

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A Whole New Serious Eats

@goodeaterkenji Agreed, however honesty ≠ nasty

A Whole New Serious Eats

I think it's easier to read than ever before (I'm on a mac and when I need a larger font I zoom and voila done, easier to read, but I don't because it's fine). Personally I think all the negative comments, as always, are a reflection of the most vocal, not the most knowledgeable or majority of readers on this site.

Knowing how much content is in this site and having watched it grow over the years, I think this makes it feel more professional, clean and more like a 'legit publication' than ever before (less blog, whatever that means anymore anyways).

I think that bugs will be worked out and I only wish that whose who rant and rail about how they don't like 'the colors', 'the font weight', 'the lack of photos', would just learn to not make comments or at least edit themselves.

It has taken myself YEARS to learn to shut the f up and I continue to learn (this is me trying not to flip on your negative asses), but truly, not everyone's opinion is valued. Think before you post your comment. Do what I do, say all that negative stuff and then, simply do not send it to the public.

Also, last time I checked, I have never paid one cent to Serious Eats for their content on this site (outside buying their book). How about you? Advertising and hard work have made for a terrific staff and some amazing content. The comments can be a great mix of further advice and opinion, but this, this is ridiculous, people are pouring their hearts into it and all you have to say is 'change it back'. Move on to another site. 30,000 people will replace you when you do and they probably will like what they see and have more value to add to the content.

That is all.

Cook the Book: 'Eat with Your Hands'

Cheapish dinner idea near Lincoln Center?

It's pretty funny that I didn't recommend Bouchon Bakery. Ah, chuckles to self. Oops.

Cup for Cup: Vegan Baking with a cup4cup flour substitute

I have a few questions and some comments and observation.

Out of curiosity.
a) Have any of you bakers out there used Cup 4 Cup as a gluten-free baking substitute?

b) Has anyone used it and figured out the ratio of ingredients?

c) Is anyone willing to try?

d) Isn't a product like this something whose recipe should be shared with the commons?

Lawyers and co., While I support the intent and purpose of copyright and patent laws, I'm always dumbfounded when corporations are afraid to post recipes for products that contribute to the general good and welfare of the commons, under the guise that they are threatened by "competitors" stealing their product and driving away their market.

If your product is of a specific standard and quality, you should have no fear and believe in your brand and be able to post how you make your product without fear of being the best at making it.

My intent is not to attack Cup 4 Cup. I love their business idea and product, but I think the question and concern applies to the larger sharing of ideas in general and am curious what folks think.

Note: While I have worked for one of the founders of this company, I am not affiliated or connected to the company in any way. I found out about it via gossip and internet like all you. ;) I've heard the pastry chef is a brilliant person and I know Chef is.

Kitchen Tool to Share

As a chef married to a technology geek, I benefit from finding out about a lot of cool stuff that comes out on the web and otherwise.

One of my favorite things on the web, especially in determining nutritional value and doing conversions is Stephen Wolfram's http://www.wolframalpha.com

I often use this professionally to get nutritional information on recipes I've created and thought a lot of people may not know about it, so why not post it here.

It can do other cool shit, so look at the examples. I've been amazed. In fact, my friend (an early adopter) has the new iPhone that has Siri on it and you can simply ask it a question and it uses the wolfram engine to convert it back to you in a robot voice. Lazy, I know, I love math too, but there are moment in the kitchen when rationality has completely left the building and I think its perfect for that.

Let me know what you think.

French Traditional Ciders

I just finished reading the spring issue of "The Art of Eating" and while fascinated by the entire journal this issue, the piece on Cider and its history in France as a drink was particularly insightful and inspiring. I highly recommend this whole journal, terrific writing this issue.

I was wondering if anyone knows of a good place to get some traditionally made ciders here (NYC area). I've had Eve's Cider and her Ice Cider, but I'm looking for something slightly more funky. Barnyard is in the realm I'm speaking of.

Writers, get serious about cooking and use a scale in recipes.

I can't express what a tragedy it is for cooks home and professional alike to continue to use and follow the English system of measurement for recipes.

I turn red in the face every time I sit down to published work, online and in print, to try something someone else has thought up or tried and true and its got a cup of flour or a tsp of salt or a tablespoon of butter. ACK!

I think Serious Eats, should get serious on this and lead the way. We've all made and posted our recipes in these old tired ways and many of us have come to groan and regret it. Education starts with consistency in message and repetition of the same thing, throw the cups away. Invest in a scale. I guarantee you could have paid for it time over in failed recipes and measuring cup purchases.

What days,when and how long do you take to shop for ingredients?

I was having a conversation with my wife about our crazy shopping adventures, between fighting the crowds and not being able to find everything we need and was wondering how everyone else manages it. Half of cooking is about the ingredients and beyond the cost of goods lately it seems it sure does suck up a lot of our time, at least where we live. I was curious if we are alone.

Do we all shop on the same days or are we all over the map? Do we head out after work, before work, or early in the morning like my father-in-law?

Please tell me: 1. What days you usually head to the grocery store or market (i know this may differ but generally) 2. what state you are in (and city if you don't mind), and 3.what time you usually shop? 4. How long does your round trip journey take?

This ought to be interesting. I'll go first. 1). W,F & Sat. 2).Brooklyn, NY 3). Morning, between 8am and 11am. 4). 5 hours.

KYOTO, JAPAN on a budget...

Serious Eats friends...we're desperate in Kyoto. We resorted to MOS burger for dinner tonight because everything else would cost us our travel budget to get off this island.

Friends, at this time of need, we hope you can help. A neighborhood a few restaurants. We have 1 lunch and 1 dinner left. Our budget is no more than 3000 yen for two. Preferable less and preferably good. We aren't planning to drink.

Help!

James Beard Award Nominations 2009, No Serious Eats? WTF?

Maybe it's because I'm biased. I know some of the people behind serious eats. It's based here in NYC. I read it at least 3 times a week. Or maybe it's because the Judges at the James Beard Foundation don't stray far from their "old standbys". But WTF?

When I want interesting information about food, restaurants or nutrition. I mean cutting edge, made by the people for the people. I turn to serious eats not the nominees of this year.

In fact, I rarely even land on their sites. Gourmet.com, chow.com, epicurious.com? What?

Chow is owned by CBS now. And Gourmet and Epicurious are both owned by Conde Nast. Is anyone else with me on this? Against me, help me understand this. Do we need to reward those with the deepest pockets or those that produce some of the best content on the web?

Are these the "...best and brightest talent in the food and beverage industry." as the James Beard Foundation claims the awards are supposed to highlight?

Is there such a thing as a responsible and environmentally friendly take-out container?

I work at a restaurant in the city and much of our business is retail to-go. Personally, I've always hated plastic take-out containers. We use them and I'm looking for alternatives. We need something elegant yet cost-effective and portable. Reusable would be great but plastic is really getting lame. I'm tired of contributing to overconsumption of oil and petroleum based products and I would love suggestions on where and how to change this in our restaurant.

Announcing Serious Eats Chicago

Chicago is no stranger to Serious Eats; just in the last few months we've talked about the city's best French fries, its best cannoli and doughnuts, coffee bars and bourbon drinks, events like Chicago Gourmet, and so much more. But it's high time that one of America's great food cities had its own home on Serious Eats. So we're thrilled to announce that Serious Eats: Chicago will launch on Monday, November 14—headed up by longtime SE'r and former Grub Street Chicago editor Nick Kindelsperger. More

Gray's Papaya in Greenwich Village Now Serving Dollar Slices

There's a reason why the hot dog line remains long while the line for dollar slices at Greenwich Village Gray's Papaya is nonexistant. The slices there, ladies and gents, are not very good. And, no, there are no hot dog–topped slices at Gray's. Although, if you spend an extra buck fifty, you can improvise, as I did — photographic evidence, after the jump. More

San Antonio: How to Make Puffy Tacos

A puffy taco is not a crispy taco, a crunchy taco, or a soft taco. It is strictly a puffy taco, and after having one (or three), you may be willing to forsake all other taco forms. Chef Diana Barrios-Treviño Los Barrios in San Antonio will readily admit that she didn't invent the puffy, but she and her family have perfected them over the years. Maybe you've seen her make them on Throwdown with Bobby Flay (and win)? The puffy taco shells are super-crisp on the outside but soft within—surprisingly light for fried dough. We were recently in San Antonio and learned how to make the Tex-Mex specialty. More

So Long, Folks (and See You Next Week)

Well, folks, are you sitting down?* This is it for me. The end of an era. After four and a half years at Serious Eats/SENY, almost eight years of blabbing on Slice, and six years of intermittent burgering on A Hamburger Today, I'm bidding a fond farewell to you all. Today's my last day at Serious Eats, a site (a group of websites, really) that I'm happy and extremely grateful to have had a part in shaping. More

Michael Ruhlman's 'Ratio' Becomes an Apple iPhone App

Michael Ruhlman's Ratio is coming to the iPhone in the form of an app due out as soon as the Apple App Store can test and approve it. What it comprises: "The 32 critical ratios that form the backbone of the culinary arts, with instructions: doughs, batters, meat preparations, custards, sauces," along with an ingredient calculator, an ounces-to-grams converter, and, this being an iPhone, "ways to share your cooking on Twitter and Facebook." Ruhlman's site doesn't indicate a price, but he's mentioned on Twitter that he thinks "$4.99 is appropriate." [via Eat Me Daily]... More

Best Egg Salad

Where do you get yours? My favorite is at Garden Market in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Lots of dill and I like that the eggs are sliced, not crumbled (or scrambled looking)... More

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage

Every day through January 3 we're giving away a crazy good food item on Serious Eats. Try your luck, and if you win, you'll be eating some seriously delicious food come the new year. When winter draws near, I start thinking about sausage. (Actually, I think about sausage year-round.) About the best, juiciest, meatiest, just-smoky-enough sausage I know is the sausage the Bracewell family makes and serves at their phenomenal Texas barbecue joint the Southside Market. The Bracewells are a generously spirited bunch, so they've given us ten pound packages of their incomparable sausage to give away as part of the Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway. Win and you can have your very own Texas barbecue sausage holiday party. Doesn't that... More