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angrywayne

A Chef, runner, curmudgeon, photographer, writer, gardener and entrepreneur. (Angrywayne is a joke, but sometimes it applies well). Don't like what I have to say email me wayne.surber at gmail.com, I'm sure we can work it out. ;)

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  • Location: Brooklyn, NY
  • Favorite foods: breakfast tacos,any braised dish, pork, idiazabal, grey's papaya dogs, head cheese,Taramousalata, gaeia olives, meyer lemons, buddhas hand citron, texas smoked beef briskets, tamales (puerca), tomatillos, yellow tail, roasted eel, fried bannas, marsc
  • Last bite on earth: Applewood Smoked Bacon Doughnut with Maple Glaze

Cook the Book: 'Every Grain of Rice'

When @ambientt and I were in Chengdu, China back in 2010. eatingasia.com mentioned a woman that was banging out amazing dishes in a back alley. We followed their vague directions and found her cranking out some of the best chinese food I've ever had. The best dish that day for me was the Long Beans cooked with tiny dried chilis, sichuan peppercorn chili paste and god know what. The most memorable texture and flavor I've ever had with green beans and have been trying to recreate it ever since. I think I just need a 50-100BTU flame under a wok and I can come a little closer.

Besitos Picantes

We're no longer offering these as Fany has launched her own campaign and we don't want to detract from that. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2009369622/help-rebuild-la-newyorkinas-kitchen

Holiday Giveaway: The Amazing Thermapen Thermometer

my besitos picantes to see what temp they hit after cooking for 5 mins ;)

Besitos Picantes

An important note. This recipe is inspired by Fany Gerson's 'Besitos' in her book 'My Sweet Mexico' and Lonestar Taco is selling them to raise money for her business lanewyorkina.com Thanks.

Is The NoMad's $26 Brunch Chicken Sandwich Worth It?

WORD. Great post. Although the hooker comment followed by a wife reference was, well, a bit weird 0.0

Look forward to reading the book and shilling for it to friends & family.

Mexican Eats: Taqueria El Paisa, an Electrified Al Pastor

Hands down the taco cart just down the st at the Myrtle-Wycoff stop on the L is way better.

Shipping frozen food?

Ice packs work fine if you have enough density. Dry ice is a hazard, so make sure you declare it. We don't need pilots or drivers passing out behind the wheels or up in the sky.

Bar Eats: Some Great Small Plates (and an Uneven Burger) at Prospect

Cool, so another Maggie Brown. Awesome.

The Best Fried Chicken Recipe Ever?

I know I'm late to the game on this, however. A few comments.

This recipe should have a preparation time/cook time on it being a very popular post.

Also, this can be prepared way faster than in two days. I brined my cut bird pieces for 2 hours, and then marinated in a fake buttermilk marinade, perfectly seasoned and 'juicy'.

I subbed 2 parts Fage yogurt mixed with 1 part whole milk because a) I am lazy and b) I had no buttermilk but I had yogurt and whole milk.

It was still delicious.

Also, if you toss the pieces separately in a bowl and reserve on your rack until ready to fry then you will still have enough flour to make gravy with since you've made chicken stock with the bones while you were brining the edible pieces and mashed potatoes to boot.

That is all.

More Than Just Cupcakes: Robicelli's Bakery on the Front Line of Sandy Relief

I cannot say this enough. BEST CHEF NYC 2012. Chef means leader, Allison has brought a new shine to that word. So proud to know her and have her in our community and she helped us find a place to feed folks too, so we benefitted from her tireless work. Amazeballs.

Easy At-Home Pizza Dough (from the Guys at Roberta's)

This dough was really nice. I don't know what @jamz2012 is all on about. I even did mine stovetop/broiler method. Delicious. Perfect crumb and crust. And all this while a hurricane was looming.

Bartender's Choice: What to Order at The Tasting Kitchen in Los Angeles, CA

Justin Pike created my moniker. We love Justin.

Sous-Vide Chicken with Sun-Dried Tomato Vinaigrette

Kenji, I just wanted to say. I love all these posts. No snarky comments ;) Great work. You are doing God's work (someone's god).

Staging with a baker

@gargupie Call them, they are not so good at the emails.

Staging with a baker

Also, Melissa Weller might be into it, over at Roberta's http://www.melissamakesbread.com/about-melissa/

The Food Lab Lite: The Best Corn Chowder

@kenji, word i skimmed.

Staging with a baker

try chris @ https://www.facebook.com/LePetitNY. He is hiring, so maybe he might be interested in a stage.

Also, Peter Endriss, http://www.runnerandstone.com, if not needing someone or being willing to teach, might be able to point you in the right direction.

Also, Austin Hall, Baker at Roman's (bread program for entire restaurant group) might be willing to take a stage.

Or call the folks at Hot Bread Kitchen in Harlem. Jessamyn, Robin and Crew might be into something like this.

Good luck. Bread is fun and deeply rewarding. Repetition and attention equals reward.

The Food Lab Lite: The Best Corn Chowder

I always found it easier to get the corn 'milk' also know n as flavor out of the corn cob by tossing it in some fresh water and simmering that a bit. Corn stock. It's the secret behind every corn chowder, soup, etc. I've ever made. All that other stuff sounds neat, but a lot more work.

Alcoholic Snow-Cone recipes?

Buy a snow cone. Go to an AA meeting.

Why Nacho Cheese Doritos Taste Like Heaven

I smell some serious competition for Kenji here. Great writing Dan.

Where should I go for graduation lunch?

What kind of food?

NYC Food Events For the Weekend (and Beyond)

duh you accounted for that

NYC Food Events For the Weekend (and Beyond)

Hunts Point Markets: can normal people go?

Inexpensive dry aged meats, sounds like a bad idea, but I get what you mean. Have you visited Pino's Prime Meats on Sullivan St? Or how about Ottomanelli & Sons Meat Market, 285 Bleecker St,(between Commerce St & S 7th Ave), New York, NY 10014 (West Village) (212) 675-4217

Hunts Point Markets: can normal people go?

I plan to visit soon. If anyone wants to tag along, I could plan a trip. I have a car that fits 5. chefwayne at gmail.com

Cup for Cup: Vegan Baking with a cup4cup flour substitute

I have a few questions and some comments and observation.

Out of curiosity.
a) Have any of you bakers out there used Cup 4 Cup as a gluten-free baking substitute?

b) Has anyone used it and figured out the ratio of ingredients?

c) Is anyone willing to try?

d) Isn't a product like this something whose recipe should be shared with the commons?

Lawyers and co., While I support the intent and purpose of copyright and patent laws, I'm always dumbfounded when corporations are afraid to post recipes for products that contribute to the general good and welfare of the commons, under the guise that they are threatened by "competitors" stealing their product and driving away their market.

If your product is of a specific standard and quality, you should have no fear and believe in your brand and be able to post how you make your product without fear of being the best at making it.

My intent is not to attack Cup 4 Cup. I love their business idea and product, but I think the question and concern applies to the larger sharing of ideas in general and am curious what folks think.

Note: While I have worked for one of the founders of this company, I am not affiliated or connected to the company in any way. I found out about it via gossip and internet like all you. ;) I've heard the pastry chef is a brilliant person and I know Chef is.

Kitchen Tool to Share

As a chef married to a technology geek, I benefit from finding out about a lot of cool stuff that comes out on the web and otherwise.

One of my favorite things on the web, especially in determining nutritional value and doing conversions is Stephen Wolfram's http://www.wolframalpha.com

I often use this professionally to get nutritional information on recipes I've created and thought a lot of people may not know about it, so why not post it here.

It can do other cool shit, so look at the examples. I've been amazed. In fact, my friend (an early adopter) has the new iPhone that has Siri on it and you can simply ask it a question and it uses the wolfram engine to convert it back to you in a robot voice. Lazy, I know, I love math too, but there are moment in the kitchen when rationality has completely left the building and I think its perfect for that.

Let me know what you think.

French Traditional Ciders

I just finished reading the spring issue of "The Art of Eating" and while fascinated by the entire journal this issue, the piece on Cider and its history in France as a drink was particularly insightful and inspiring. I highly recommend this whole journal, terrific writing this issue.

I was wondering if anyone knows of a good place to get some traditionally made ciders here (NYC area). I've had Eve's Cider and her Ice Cider, but I'm looking for something slightly more funky. Barnyard is in the realm I'm speaking of.

Writers, get serious about cooking and use a scale in recipes.

I can't express what a tragedy it is for cooks home and professional alike to continue to use and follow the English system of measurement for recipes.

I turn red in the face every time I sit down to published work, online and in print, to try something someone else has thought up or tried and true and its got a cup of flour or a tsp of salt or a tablespoon of butter. ACK!

I think Serious Eats, should get serious on this and lead the way. We've all made and posted our recipes in these old tired ways and many of us have come to groan and regret it. Education starts with consistency in message and repetition of the same thing, throw the cups away. Invest in a scale. I guarantee you could have paid for it time over in failed recipes and measuring cup purchases.

What days,when and how long do you take to shop for ingredients?

I was having a conversation with my wife about our crazy shopping adventures, between fighting the crowds and not being able to find everything we need and was wondering how everyone else manages it. Half of cooking is about the ingredients and beyond the cost of goods lately it seems it sure does suck up a lot of our time, at least where we live. I was curious if we are alone.

Do we all shop on the same days or are we all over the map? Do we head out after work, before work, or early in the morning like my father-in-law?

Please tell me: 1. What days you usually head to the grocery store or market (i know this may differ but generally) 2. what state you are in (and city if you don't mind), and 3.what time you usually shop? 4. How long does your round trip journey take?

This ought to be interesting. I'll go first. 1). W,F & Sat. 2).Brooklyn, NY 3). Morning, between 8am and 11am. 4). 5 hours.

Gözleme

One of our favorite street snacks in Turkey. This one we ate at the 4th annual Organic Market in Istanbul organized by an organization called Buğday.

KYOTO, JAPAN on a budget...

Serious Eats friends...we're desperate in Kyoto. We resorted to MOS burger for dinner tonight because everything else would cost us our travel budget to get off this island.

Friends, at this time of need, we hope you can help. A neighborhood a few restaurants. We have 1 lunch and 1 dinner left. Our budget is no more than 3000 yen for two. Preferable less and preferably good. We aren't planning to drink.

Help!

James Beard Award Nominations 2009, No Serious Eats? WTF?

Maybe it's because I'm biased. I know some of the people behind serious eats. It's based here in NYC. I read it at least 3 times a week. Or maybe it's because the Judges at the James Beard Foundation don't stray far from their "old standbys". But WTF?

When I want interesting information about food, restaurants or nutrition. I mean cutting edge, made by the people for the people. I turn to serious eats not the nominees of this year.

In fact, I rarely even land on their sites. Gourmet.com, chow.com, epicurious.com? What?

Chow is owned by CBS now. And Gourmet and Epicurious are both owned by Conde Nast. Is anyone else with me on this? Against me, help me understand this. Do we need to reward those with the deepest pockets or those that produce some of the best content on the web?

Are these the "...best and brightest talent in the food and beverage industry." as the James Beard Foundation claims the awards are supposed to highlight?

Taco Haven's Puffy Tacos

Puffy Tacos are: Fried White Corn Tortillas filled with tasty taco fillings, in this case, picadillo (beef and veg), cheese lettuce, tomatoes. They are awesome to behold. These were fairly decent, but I've had better.

Is there such a thing as a responsible and environmentally friendly take-out container?

I work at a restaurant in the city and much of our business is retail to-go. Personally, I've always hated plastic take-out containers. We use them and I'm looking for alternatives. We need something elegant yet cost-effective and portable. Reusable would be great but plastic is really getting lame. I'm tired of contributing to overconsumption of oil and petroleum based products and I would love suggestions on where and how to change this in our restaurant.

Announcing Serious Eats Chicago

Chicago is no stranger to Serious Eats; just in the last few months we've talked about the city's best French fries, its best cannoli and doughnuts, coffee bars and bourbon drinks, events like Chicago Gourmet, and so much more. But it's high time that one of America's great food cities had its own home on Serious Eats. So we're thrilled to announce that Serious Eats: Chicago will launch on Monday, November 14—headed up by longtime SE'r and former Grub Street Chicago editor Nick Kindelsperger. More

Gray's Papaya in Greenwich Village Now Serving Dollar Slices

There's a reason why the hot dog line remains long while the line for dollar slices at Greenwich Village Gray's Papaya is nonexistant. The slices there, ladies and gents, are not very good. And, no, there are no hot dog–topped slices at Gray's. Although, if you spend an extra buck fifty, you can improvise, as I did — photographic evidence, after the jump. More

San Antonio: How to Make Puffy Tacos

A puffy taco is not a crispy taco, a crunchy taco, or a soft taco. It is strictly a puffy taco, and after having one (or three), you may be willing to forsake all other taco forms. Chef Diana Barrios-Treviño Los Barrios in San Antonio will readily admit that she didn't invent the puffy, but she and her family have perfected them over the years. Maybe you've seen her make them on Throwdown with Bobby Flay (and win)? The puffy taco shells are super-crisp on the outside but soft within—surprisingly light for fried dough. We were recently in San Antonio and learned how to make the Tex-Mex specialty. More

So Long, Folks (and See You Next Week)

Well, folks, are you sitting down?* This is it for me. The end of an era. After four and a half years at Serious Eats/SENY, almost eight years of blabbing on Slice, and six years of intermittent burgering on A Hamburger Today, I'm bidding a fond farewell to you all. Today's my last day at Serious Eats, a site (a group of websites, really) that I'm happy and extremely grateful to have had a part in shaping. More

Michael Ruhlman's 'Ratio' Becomes an Apple iPhone App

Michael Ruhlman's Ratio is coming to the iPhone in the form of an app due out as soon as the Apple App Store can test and approve it. What it comprises: "The 32 critical ratios that form the backbone of the culinary arts, with instructions: doughs, batters, meat preparations, custards, sauces," along with an ingredient calculator, an ounces-to-grams converter, and, this being an iPhone, "ways to share your cooking on Twitter and Facebook." Ruhlman's site doesn't indicate a price, but he's mentioned on Twitter that he thinks "$4.99 is appropriate." [via Eat Me Daily]... More

Best Egg Salad

Where do you get yours? My favorite is at Garden Market in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Lots of dill and I like that the eggs are sliced, not crumbled (or scrambled looking)... More

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Southside Market Sausage

Every day through January 3 we're giving away a crazy good food item on Serious Eats. Try your luck, and if you win, you'll be eating some seriously delicious food come the new year. When winter draws near, I start thinking about sausage. (Actually, I think about sausage year-round.) About the best, juiciest, meatiest, just-smoky-enough sausage I know is the sausage the Bracewell family makes and serves at their phenomenal Texas barbecue joint the Southside Market. The Bracewells are a generously spirited bunch, so they've given us ten pound packages of their incomparable sausage to give away as part of the Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway. Win and you can have your very own Texas barbecue sausage holiday party. Doesn't that... More