Lactose and My Adios
Hey... what's this paper fish doing on my back!? ;)
Benlee, as I stated in my post, gas was the very least of my problems! Cold sweat, cramping, and other things too gross to get into here.
The comments on this post have really degenerated into an all-out shetshow in just a matter of minutes. You fart-huffers need to get it figured out before you finish off what's left of the ozone layer.
Signed,
Captain Intolerant of Intolerance and Fartfunky Ass Clowns
Baha, I have lactose intolerance too. The key is to learn how to release your gas rather than let it sit in you. Sad to say, but I can fart on command. It allows me to avoid all the pain that used to get to me after drinking milk.
I do have lactose intolerance, and it's a lot more painful and exhausting than just farting, believe me. If anyone read this actually does have lactose intolerance, Ganeden's Digestive Advantage for Lactose Intolerance (available just about everywhere) changed my life. I was always able to tolerate pizza, but now I can have egg creams! Sour cream! Cream cream! Oh, and by the way, you take it like a vitamin, One a day, and you're good.
Frank Pepe couldn't eat cheese OR tomatoes, and look what HE did for all pizza-kind....
Hey, I think that lactose intolerance causes you to fart before eating
the pizza, while standing in line for your slice. This could be an
advantage at a busy place by possibly thinning out the crowd.
You almost had me there, Adam. Nice try! I almost unsubscribed,
but decided to see what others had to say first. Great blog!
Stick around. Best Regards.
Hah. Thanks for the clarification, Benlee. I didn't know that—since I don't really have lactose intolerance.
haha, all lactose intolerance means is you fart after you eat some pizza. Small price to pay for the greatest food in the world.
Nice try, Adam.
If that were true for me, I would contemplate suicide. I cannot live without cheese.
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