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So i purchased a bag of disappointment for $2.50. The bag was labeled
"Giant Cheetos".
After seeing the awesome and over the top television advertisements for giant cheetos, I was super excited to get my hands on a bag!

I went to my local market and was glad to see bags of them available after seeing the new commercial a day prior.
Since the bag of giant cheetos is opaque, I decided to squeeze the bag a little, to feel how big these "Giant" Cheetos actually were.

They didn't feel giant at all!

After i felt up the bag, proceeded to crush one of the giant cheetos between my thumb and forefinger.
It took quite a bit of effort to bust one of the cheetos, through the bag.
So I thought ," Damn! this stuff is hard as hell.", and then I left the store with out the bag of the Giant cheetos.

Curiosity got the best of me, and i was back in the snack isle the very next day to make the purchase.

So I open the bag of giant cheetos, and it smells nice.
I take a bite of one, and I was immediately put off buy the harsh texture, and lack of flavor.
I tried another one, this time i popped it in my mouth.
BAD IDEA!

Giant Cheetos are worst than Captain Crunch with out milk!

So i tried to pawn the giant cheetos to my dad aka: The human garbage disposer.

After he took a bite, he asked me when the expiration date was, because he flet they tasted and felt stale.

I just had purchased and opened them that day, and the bag said "NEW" !

So yeah..... the idea of a Giant Cheeto was nice, but i wish they were bigger and softer.

I feel Cheeted by the Cheeto Cheetah.
I'm going to write frito-lay explaining my disappointment with Giant Cheetos.