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'Top Chef' Alum Brings Burgers, Fedoras to Capitol Hill

I will eat anywhere that has Siracha on the table, even if the food sucks Siracha will make it sublime.

From Recipes

Magazine Recipe Review: Tomato Bread Salad with Olives and Mint

I think panzanella actually has vinegar instead of lemon juice?

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Creative Photos of Dolls and Food From Boopsiedaisy

I'm not kidding you.... this is seriously creepy, it's like cereal killer porn. Heh cereal.. whatever.

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Candy Design Gone Wrong

Maybe next they'll make gummi bearded clams?

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From A Hamburger Today

'Top Chef' Alum Brings Burgers, Fedoras to Capitol Hill

I will eat anywhere that has Siracha on the table, even if the food sucks Siracha will make it sublime.

From Recipes

Magazine Recipe Review: Tomato Bread Salad with Olives and Mint

I think panzanella actually has vinegar instead of lemon juice?

From Serious Eats

Creative Photos of Dolls and Food From Boopsiedaisy

I'm not kidding you.... this is seriously creepy, it's like cereal killer porn. Heh cereal.. whatever.

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

Maybe next they'll make gummi bearded clams?

From Serious Eats

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

Does this mean if I eat at Mai House and order the polish sausage I'm going to get sea bass?? It's not just that you're ugly brilliant one

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

all of my haikus are of course written tongue in cheek. Thank you

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Adam Kuban sits
Eating a burger with cheese
Hope he chokes and dies

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Oh and by the way
It is just my opinion
That Adam sucks d@$k

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

No one knew the rules
Adam Kuban made them up
And he is pissed off

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Burgers taste real good
But Adam Kuban sucks d@$k
Drink a bullet please

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Fresh ground sirloin steak
Crisp bacon and melted cheese
The taste is sublime

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Nicoise, Caeser, Cobb
Chef, House, Caprese, Waldorf
Or, eat a burger.

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Two all beef patties
Special sauce and lettuce, cheese
Ooh not that burger

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

Two all beef patties
Ketchup, mayo, lettuce, cheese
And a nice grilled bun

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

A burger is great
And when you want a salad
Its between the buns

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

You once were a cow
Now you are a burger
Tasty little cow

From A Hamburger Today

Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'

The most perfect food
And then I add the bacon
A pig improved you

From A Hamburger Today

'Top Chef' Alum Brings Burgers, Fedoras to Capitol Hill

I'd like to see a good Aussie Hamburger which ALWAYS has SLICED BEETS from a tin. In Sydney we always have standard burgers: fried onion, lettuce, tomato, beetroot (Beets) In some joints you have to ask for them. Extras include Fried egg, tasty cheese & fried bacon rasher. When I make one at home I have an open burger with mayo on one side, lettuce, tomato, beet(root),fried egg with melted cheese, slice fried bacon & squirt of tomato sauce-Other side is mayo, Avocado, tomato, large pattie with fried onion on top & another squirt of tomato sauce If Spike coud make me one I'd definitely eat at his place or any other Top Chef's eatery

From A Hamburger Today

'Top Chef' Alum Brings Burgers, Fedoras to Capitol Hill

I'd go in a heartbeat. Bet it would be great. Except if the restaurant was owned/operated by Lisa. Then, no thank you. I'm with you Southern Bella.

From Serious Eats

The Anatomy of a Gummy Bear

XD http://youtube.com/watch?v=up5MrjeRiFw this video and that picture made me lose all apetite for gummy bears...well, mainly the video. but still. (watch at risk of losing craving for gummy bears!)

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

These would go great next to the matching chocolate covered cookies in the Castro (San Francisco). They would be a hit!

LOL! (not kidding)

From Recipes

Magazine Recipe Review: Tomato Bread Salad with Olives and Mint

i just made this recipe and i'm very excited about!
i agree that it's a bit salty/tangy - less lemon juice, no added salt, and even less olives next time.

check out my blog http://barredowl.wordpress.com/ for pics of this salad and my detailed description of making it

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Creative Photos of Dolls and Food From Boopsiedaisy

Actually, I *love* these. They remind me of this totally whacked-out restaurant near my school, Paper Moon. We lovingly refer to the decor as "Playskool on crack." =)

From Recipes

Magazine Recipe Review: Tomato Bread Salad with Olives and Mint

I had all the ingredients on hand last night and made this. It was really good though it suffered just a bit from me adding salt... the olives were salty enough and the lemon juice adds a real sharp bite. Anyway, I 'll make it again. I used a few slices of a standard French bread loaf and we had some homegrown tomatoes and mint along with the lemons from our own tree.

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

I did a search on Mill Farm gummi lighthouses, and everyone else on the web had the same reaction. I'm with you annien, that designer has got some splainin to do. And for baboo, I read on a post that this is a brand of candy sold at Christmas Tree Shops.

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

i have a 'lobster shaped' copper mold that looks like a penis cake pan. it happens. i mean, it's not like penises are the only thing penis shaped. longer than thin with a base is a pretty practical shape for a lot of things.

that said, and speaking of clams, how about gummi geoducks? fun!

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

Simon, thanks for saving me the time...that's exactly the product I thought of when I saw this post! Not that I've given those as gifts or anything... ;-)

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

Do lighthouses usually have smoothly rounded tips, uh, tops? If not, this designer's got a lot of 'splainin' to do.

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

hahahaha...

It reminds me i posted a picture of a heirloom tomato on my blog this week and a lady commented: [quote] That first picture of that tomato looks like my ass squeezed into a pair of red polyester walking shorts. On a really hot humid day.Thanks for the reminder, Zen. [unquote]

Maybe i should post this picture of the lighthouse candy just to see her reaction... :-)

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

Anyone know where I can buy these? Seriously.

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

What's wrong with Gummies in the shape of NY State? ;)

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

I have been to a bridal shower with gummi peni and I got to tell you nothing is funnier than when you hand grandma the bag of candy she takes one out puts it in her mouth smiles and nods mmm mmm then takes another piece out and looks at it and say AAAH. Go ahead grandma you already had one. Uh oh double entendre.

From Serious Eats

Candy Design Gone Wrong

Haha. Some underpaid candy designer is having the last laugh.

From Serious Eats

The Anatomy of a Gummy Bear

@worldcupfever: Yeah. I just don't like the idea of eating tiny gummy penises.

From Serious Eats

The Anatomy of a Gummy Bear

I always thought gummies to be more asexual than anything.

From Serious Eats

The Anatomy of a Gummy Bear

I would hate to be in that fixed position for an eternity.

From Serious Eats

The Anatomy of a Gummy Bear

EQUALITY FOR FEMALE GUMMIES! Where's the chart for us goils?

From Serious Eats

The Anatomy of a Gummy Bear

I sent the link to my husband the stay at home dad...my 2 year old is currently addicted to gummy bears...he said "gummy, gummy!" and pointed to the screen, bouncing up and down...my husband said it was truly freaky...

The 2 year old also likes the videos on YouTube of "The Gummy Bear Song"...now THAT'S disturbing...

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