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McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

it's actually French Dressing and it's a pretty tasty french fry dip.

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Newsday Reviews Bobby's Burger Palace

Ooof... burn. Guess I won't be taking a trip upstate.

Anyone know of a place that does it's fries as good as Bourdain's Les Halles in the Midtown (20s - 60s east or west) area... especially that is open on weekends? Thx.

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Third Avenue: Hamburger Row

I love sliders. I've always had a special place in my stomach for them and I've tried Sassy's 3 times in the last 2 years.

Their burgers are horrible.

I admit that the first time I was drunk, so I can't give an accurate review from that visit, but I remember thinking it was bad.

So bad, that I somehow found myself getting out of a cab up in Harlem outside of White Castle. I live over 60 blocks away from White Castle (2.7 mi.) so I paid roundtrip with tip $20 to get $12 worth of "murder burgers" as the neighborhood people call White Castle burgers.

The next time, I was in the area buying a team jersey at Modell's across the street and I decided to give it another go. I order 2 sliders and the meat was a tasteless, gristle filled (I thought I broke a tooth) mess. The whole burger was a bit limp, the bun was soggy and had a funny aftertaste. I threw it out and told my girlfriend to never let me buy them again.

My girlfriend obviously hates me, because a year later, I was in the area and I went in and she didn't remind me. Once again, they were just horrible. Really vile stuff. I'd say you would have to be drunk to enjoy them, but I'm proof that its not enough. Now I admit I didn't try anything else on the menu (veggie burgers, fries, etc.) but I don't really branch out when I'm at the Castle either.

If you want a decent slider in that area, go around the corner to Pizzeria Uno's (on 86th, between 2nd and 3rd so it kinda works..) They serve 3 patties on 3 soft sesame buns with Buffalo Cheddar and a spicy sauce. Unfortunately, these are about the only really tasty burgers on their menu and the service is spotty, so do what I do: sit at the bar and order.

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Mr. Cutlets on the Perfect Hamburger

Okay, I'm going to get reamed for this, but I have to share...

You guys talk about ketchup, mayo, mustard...

When I was a young, hungry and broke (in other words, attending NYU,) it was difficult to be able to afford quality anything, much less a burger. Whenever we heard someone was going out on a date, we would bribe him or her to order extra food and to bring back doggie bags so that we could share (which brings back loving memories of convincing people to go to the Great American Pancake House so they could bring back HUBCAP sized pancakes for the whole dorm to share.)

Since doggies bags didn't stretch to the whole dorm floor very well, a few of us were introduced to a special burger only found at Blimpie's.

Yep, Blimpie's. And I love me a Meridian Burger Shack burger, a Shake Shack burger, etc., but this burger holds a special place in my heart.

It was their sole hot 'wich. A 16oz microwaved slab of what appeared to be greasy Salisbury Steak, 12" hero bread cut in half, 6 slices of Cheddar Cheese (melted at the end) ... but the best part was it's toppings. The "perfect" mix was

Salad oil
Red Vinegar
Salt
Pepper
Shredded lettuce
THIN sliced onions

I've tried to make the magic happen at home, but I've never been able to get the same taste. If you get a chance and are in good enough health to want to experiment, give it a shot. Maybe then someone can figure out how to distill the best part of this mess into something I can use with better burgers?

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From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

it's actually French Dressing and it's a pretty tasty french fry dip.

From A Hamburger Today

Newsday Reviews Bobby's Burger Palace

Ooof... burn. Guess I won't be taking a trip upstate.

Anyone know of a place that does it's fries as good as Bourdain's Les Halles in the Midtown (20s - 60s east or west) area... especially that is open on weekends? Thx.

From A Hamburger Today

Third Avenue: Hamburger Row

I love sliders. I've always had a special place in my stomach for them and I've tried Sassy's 3 times in the last 2 years.

Their burgers are horrible.

I admit that the first time I was drunk, so I can't give an accurate review from that visit, but I remember thinking it was bad.

So bad, that I somehow found myself getting out of a cab up in Harlem outside of White Castle. I live over 60 blocks away from White Castle (2.7 mi.) so I paid roundtrip with tip $20 to get $12 worth of "murder burgers" as the neighborhood people call White Castle burgers.

The next time, I was in the area buying a team jersey at Modell's across the street and I decided to give it another go. I order 2 sliders and the meat was a tasteless, gristle filled (I thought I broke a tooth) mess. The whole burger was a bit limp, the bun was soggy and had a funny aftertaste. I threw it out and told my girlfriend to never let me buy them again.

My girlfriend obviously hates me, because a year later, I was in the area and I went in and she didn't remind me. Once again, they were just horrible. Really vile stuff. I'd say you would have to be drunk to enjoy them, but I'm proof that its not enough. Now I admit I didn't try anything else on the menu (veggie burgers, fries, etc.) but I don't really branch out when I'm at the Castle either.

If you want a decent slider in that area, go around the corner to Pizzeria Uno's (on 86th, between 2nd and 3rd so it kinda works..) They serve 3 patties on 3 soft sesame buns with Buffalo Cheddar and a spicy sauce. Unfortunately, these are about the only really tasty burgers on their menu and the service is spotty, so do what I do: sit at the bar and order.

From A Hamburger Today

Mr. Cutlets on the Perfect Hamburger

Okay, I'm going to get reamed for this, but I have to share...

You guys talk about ketchup, mayo, mustard...

When I was a young, hungry and broke (in other words, attending NYU,) it was difficult to be able to afford quality anything, much less a burger. Whenever we heard someone was going out on a date, we would bribe him or her to order extra food and to bring back doggie bags so that we could share (which brings back loving memories of convincing people to go to the Great American Pancake House so they could bring back HUBCAP sized pancakes for the whole dorm to share.)

Since doggies bags didn't stretch to the whole dorm floor very well, a few of us were introduced to a special burger only found at Blimpie's.

Yep, Blimpie's. And I love me a Meridian Burger Shack burger, a Shake Shack burger, etc., but this burger holds a special place in my heart.

It was their sole hot 'wich. A 16oz microwaved slab of what appeared to be greasy Salisbury Steak, 12" hero bread cut in half, 6 slices of Cheddar Cheese (melted at the end) ... but the best part was it's toppings. The "perfect" mix was

Salad oil
Red Vinegar
Salt
Pepper
Shredded lettuce
THIN sliced onions

I've tried to make the magic happen at home, but I've never been able to get the same taste. If you get a chance and are in good enough health to want to experiment, give it a shot. Maybe then someone can figure out how to distill the best part of this mess into something I can use with better burgers?

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

I will only eat the filet o fish, the burgers are nasty.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

The symbol of the American dream, and the icon for the nightmare of the planet. Mc Donalds is also a symbol of our unnecessary need for beef consumption which is slowly poisoning the planet and destroying our rain forests. Methane gases from cows destroy the ozone layer as much as fossil fuels, pesticides from corn (to feed the cattle) leak into our waterways and poisons our oceans and rain forests are being destroyed in order to grow corn to feed the cows...

....all so we can eat crap called the "Big Mac". Thanks America! We love you for showing us how we can accomplish our dreams.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

The unappetizing photo's of a modern-day 's Big Mac, posted above, which looked like it was sitting on the counter for a couple of days with it's grayish-colored meat and insipid bun, is a far cry from what "shipwreck" described in his post. I worked the grill in McDonald's when I was in high school in the mid-1970's and can affirm his well-written description of the burger-making process back in those days.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

lol, that's hilarious. You had me going there. All the same, now I've got the craving. Maybe that's what we'll have for dinner. Homemade, of course, though.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

I am 52 years old and I have NEVER eaten a Big Mac, not once-I don't think I missed out on anything, either!!!Summerlin

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

I *LOVES* me some Big Macs! With EXTRA sauce!! (really)...
don't hate me. ;-)

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

When the menu consisted of a hamburger, cheeseburger, double burger, double cheeseburger, filet-o-fish and fries, I was working at MacDonalds during summer vacation from high school when the Big Mac was introduced in 1968. [ yeah I'm an old guy ] It was instantly my #2 favorite burger the other from a oneonly drive-in ( the Burger Q ) that charbroiled their 1/2lb burger ( one 1/2lb patty ), but I digress. But now the flat-top grills are gone replaced by microwaves due to the food-bourne bacteria hysteria ( and rightly so due to questionable safety of processed foods ) . The burgers are no longer grilled with salt and pepper and sprinkled with dehydrated onions that re-hydrated during cooking and gave the patties a nice browned/searwd crust on both sides and the cheese melted on the patties while still on the grill. At the same time the buns were placed on the grill to toast and a bit of hamburger grease would get on the face of the bun to add to the toasted flavor only a griddle can produce. Then when assembled care was actually taken as strict guide lines had to be followed, even the pickles had to be spread out (3) with edges just touching not in a pile off to the side half off the burger , the lettuce and sauce also had to be properly placed and in the correct amounts. This all lead to a tasty burger at a very cheap 49 cents.
So these pre-cooked microwaved abominations they now try to pass off are simply horrible and almost nauseating to the point I almost hurled after eating one ( only a few bites ) awhile back on a powerdrive road trip. Should have gone to Taco Bell for a value taco and value bean burrito about a buck-fity with alot of the fire hotsauce they're survival food in small quanitities.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

McD's were an exotic treat when I was a kid -- I lived in a semi-remote part of Australia and we only saw them on vacation trips. Compared to the extremely variable quality of local takeaway burgers at the time, the Big Mac was a revelation of consistency.
Now - eh. I'll hit up In'N'Out Burger when I want a burger-and-fries fix once a month or so.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

You know, I fell for it itoo. I never saw the "wonderment" in the Big Mac, I was always a double cheeseburger or QP fan. I loved the fries as a kid, and used to love BK's until they changed the texture. As an adult, I take my kids when they ask to go every now and then, mostly not. I always suggest a healtier alternative. I found myself once in the drive thru having ordered chicken nuggets for the boy, awaiting a QP the wait was exciting, as I remembered how great the burger tasted once. After getting the order, the fries were cold, and the burger somehow lost something. I think I will try it again today and then hit the treadmil tonight to run off the 2k ingested.....................well, maybe I won't!!

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review


I have'nt eaten at a McDonalds in 30 years and wont start now. Pure garbage with lots of fat!!!!!!!!!

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

McDonald's used to be much better when the burgers would come hot off the grill. These days, they're pre-cooked and are passed through some sort of conveyor belt unit to heat up, much the same as with Burger King, although at the Burger King near me, they throw the pre-cooked burgers in the microwave..yeeech!!!
The moronic, politically correct times that we now live in, which resulted in McDonald's once-great-tasting fries being cooked in vegetable oil, makes me long for the good old days. The removal of trans-fats (and who knows what else?) at the behest of our busy-body government has resulted in blander-tasting food.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

@Mizbee:
It goes "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

I had a qrt pounder about a month ago and before that years, they seem smaller to me, does anyone think that they got smaller?

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

Oh well, I fell for it. It almost made me curious to try one, and I haven't been to McDonalds in over ten years. But I do remember the Big Mac and I never did like it or the Quarter-pounder. The meat has an odd flavor, not like fresh-cooked ground beef, so they cover it up with that big mess of sauce, lettuce, cheese, etc. Remember the Big Plain, anyone? It exposed the truth about the meat.

I go to Fatburger now. They cook that fresh patty right in front of you.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

@Mizbee-that's not the correct order of ingredients in the jingle.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

Yes, but all that aside, who among us cannot still sing the jingle "Two all beef patties, special sauce, pickles, lettuce, cheese, onions on a sesame seed bun"?

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

that was awesome.
really had me going for a little bit, but i as well must admit, once you started the crazy metephors about eating it, i was starting to doubt you haha.

although i don't eat fast food much, i must admit, when i crave a burgur, the first place i go is mcdonalds for a big mac. at a mere 95lbs, i can handle that ;] haha

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

"McDonald’s does their best to keep the produce they use as local as possible,"

What a pure piece of genius satire!

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

Yeah, I too read this review seriously until the very end and was disappointed when I saw it was a joke. I mean, listen, Big Macs cannot compete with the burgers from Corner Bistro here in NYC or the Vortex in Atlanta (pimiento cheese burger, oh my god). But they have their place and every 5 years or so I want one, because they are their own type of deliciousness.
Way to snark, AHT.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

i kind of wish i had eaten big macs as a kid, because i had my first [and only] one a year or two ago and didnt like it... so i feel no attachment or nostalgia to the thing. i mean, wtf, NO cheese on the top layer? i want a peice of waxy, melty orange cheese atop each one of my burgers! my fixation with gooey cheese [be it weird, faux cheese] is pretty much the only reason to eat McDs. double cheese/double QP ftw!

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

nick has such a way with words... he's a damn poet.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

Ouch, harsh, guys. I mean, I like good, real food as much as the next person, but man, sometimes a sister just wants a Big Mac. I was kind of excited to see this review, as it looked like a step back from pretension, maybe even a justification of a guilty pleasure. But alack.
Ah well. The day I get to be such a "foodie" that I can't enjoy the occasional Big Mac is the day I hope to die.

From A Hamburger Today

McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review

Oh btw, I also went to McDonalds a day after watching Super Size Me, it put the craving in me even tho I almost puked watching the film!

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