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Cook the Book: BBQ Jalapeño Poppers
This recipe is cute, but I know a much better one
ngredients
* 1 can whole water chestnuts
* 2 cups soy sauce
* Approximately 1 1/2 to 2-pounds brown sugar
* 1 dozen large jalapeno peppers
* 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
* 1 pound thin sliced bacon
* All-purpose bbq rub
Directions
Preheat grill over medium-high heat.
Take whole water chestnuts, put in a plastic bowl or container of some type and cover the chestnuts with soy sauce. Then pour enough brown sugar into the bowl to cover the chestnuts. It will dissolve as you put it in so it may take a fair amount of brown sugar. Let them marinate, refrigerated, overnight. In the morning, stir the mixture and let sit until you need them.
Cut the stems off the peppers. The larger the jalapeno the better. Core the jalapenos. You can find a tool called a chili twister at most BBQ/fireplace stores. Warm the package of cream cheese in the microwave and squeeze it into a quart freezer bag. Cut a little bit of the corner off the bag and use it as a pastry bag. Fill only the bottom part of the pepper. Now stuff 1 or 2 chestnuts into the pepper. You may need to cut the chestnuts in half. Leave a little space at the top of the pepper. Take a pound of bacon (thin sliced works best) and cut strips of bacon in half. Wrap each pepper with the half slices of bacon. Use toothpicks to keep bacon in place. Using the rest of the cream cheese, fill the remaining space at the top of the peppers. I sprinkle a little bit of all-purpose bbq rub on top for some color. They are ready to cook.
Place onto grill and cook until bacon is done. Watch them closely! If the bacon grease pools it will catch fire. Open grates work good (but the bacon drippings will still catch fire), but an offset fire works best. Also at most BBQ/fireplace stores you can find holders that will hold 1, 2, or 3 dozen jalapenos.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
What a great response to something that's sole purpose is to provoke a bunch of people. This top ten list reads like an ED LEVINE dining on Chicago article where he is just trying to get everyone's goad. All ten of the items have their flaws but mostly a lot of value, so to me you really can't call them bad trends. Furthermore if I didn't have overexposed TV chefs I never would have been as interested in food as I am today. I don't care how that sounds, not all of us went to culinary school or read Julia child books as young boys.
Hot Dog Of The Week: Detroit Coneys
@burgerdogboy and company: Detroit coney island chili is not sweet at all, nor does it have a taste of cinnamon to it. Skyline chili on the other hand has a very strong sweet and cinnamony flavor. Detroit chili is a much more savory flavor
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Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 10
Ummmmm, when that chick made that comment about pebbles boyfriend being bam bam and being "big and strong" and "carrying her around by the hair" I melted like putty I am in love with her.
Cook the Book: BBQ Jalapeño Poppers
This recipe is cute, but I know a much better one
ngredients
* 1 can whole water chestnuts
* 2 cups soy sauce
* Approximately 1 1/2 to 2-pounds brown sugar
* 1 dozen large jalapeno peppers
* 1 (8-ounce) package cream cheese
* 1 pound thin sliced bacon
* All-purpose bbq rub
Directions
Preheat grill over medium-high heat.
Take whole water chestnuts, put in a plastic bowl or container of some type and cover the chestnuts with soy sauce. Then pour enough brown sugar into the bowl to cover the chestnuts. It will dissolve as you put it in so it may take a fair amount of brown sugar. Let them marinate, refrigerated, overnight. In the morning, stir the mixture and let sit until you need them.
Cut the stems off the peppers. The larger the jalapeno the better. Core the jalapenos. You can find a tool called a chili twister at most BBQ/fireplace stores. Warm the package of cream cheese in the microwave and squeeze it into a quart freezer bag. Cut a little bit of the corner off the bag and use it as a pastry bag. Fill only the bottom part of the pepper. Now stuff 1 or 2 chestnuts into the pepper. You may need to cut the chestnuts in half. Leave a little space at the top of the pepper. Take a pound of bacon (thin sliced works best) and cut strips of bacon in half. Wrap each pepper with the half slices of bacon. Use toothpicks to keep bacon in place. Using the rest of the cream cheese, fill the remaining space at the top of the peppers. I sprinkle a little bit of all-purpose bbq rub on top for some color. They are ready to cook.
Place onto grill and cook until bacon is done. Watch them closely! If the bacon grease pools it will catch fire. Open grates work good (but the bacon drippings will still catch fire), but an offset fire works best. Also at most BBQ/fireplace stores you can find holders that will hold 1, 2, or 3 dozen jalapenos.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
What a great response to something that's sole purpose is to provoke a bunch of people. This top ten list reads like an ED LEVINE dining on Chicago article where he is just trying to get everyone's goad. All ten of the items have their flaws but mostly a lot of value, so to me you really can't call them bad trends. Furthermore if I didn't have overexposed TV chefs I never would have been as interested in food as I am today. I don't care how that sounds, not all of us went to culinary school or read Julia child books as young boys.
Hot Dog Of The Week: Detroit Coneys
@burgerdogboy and company: Detroit coney island chili is not sweet at all, nor does it have a taste of cinnamon to it. Skyline chili on the other hand has a very strong sweet and cinnamony flavor. Detroit chili is a much more savory flavor
Hot Dog Of The Week: Detroit Coneys
One thing that one may not understand about coneys, that make it very different from any other hot dog, is the casing. When you bite into a Detroit Coney Island Hot Dog it "SNAPS!", deliciously at that. That is perhaps the most memorable unique component to the dish. Furthermore, Lafayette is infinitely better and more revered than American. It is the most legitimate spot to get a coney dog. If you get a coney without chili cheese fries there, you are doing yourself a tremendous disservice. I am a Grosse Pointe native a suburb that is truly outside of Detroit and am a revered authority on coney dogs!!!!
Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 7
@remander: I could not agree with you more they gave Tyler Florence very little credibility when in reality this is a guy on the rise to being a big chef celebrity. As a so-called "foodie" you may very well think that the food network is below you as you are on another level, but that is crap. Tyler Florence proves so. I have never seen the guy make something that didn't look awesome! He is obviously a chef with a superior palette, and yes his food is simple, American, and twists on traditional food that our mother's served us, but who is not into that?! Check out recipes from Tyler's Ultimate they do not disappoint. Oh and they need to send Robin back to the seaport brothel she was working before the show.
$25,000 Cupcake Car For Sale in Neiman Marcus Christmas Book
Please don't put articles like this up anymore
Photo of the Day: 28-Layer Rainbow Cake
What is all that garbage in the background?
Serious Eats City Guide: Chicago
Wow Mr. Nagrant you really got some stones thrown at you in the comment section. While I have only lived in Chicago for two years I think your review is really exceptional. The mentioning of pequod's, Al's and GEPPERTHS! I think you really got it down, awesome summary!
Please note indigenous Chicagoans there is no mention of LouMalnatis here. Mostly because its not good.
Cook the Book: 'Japanese Hot Pots'
French Onion duh!
Cook the Book: 'Zingerman's Guide to Better Bacon'
Bacon to me is the passion of the pig, the savoriest moment of swine, the most tantalizing, perplexing marbled muscle of the porker. Bacon is also the leading role in one of the world's greatest sandwiches - The fabled B.L.T.. Which in all honesty is nothing but a thinly veiled vehicle for bacon delivery. As a young sprout (skittish of all things culinary) I will never forget gripping two well toasted pieces of white, pre-sliced perfection occupied with all of the familiar accoutrement. There they were, at attention on my mother's formica: Iceberg in its crisp staple green, tomato proudly firm and fresh, and a generous slathering of Hellmann's finest product. Then there she was, yes, those sublime ribbons of bourbon, rose, and ivory dotting my eye, and yes bacon is so sexy it deserves engendering as a female. A bite provides, for a moment, a breaking of one's earthly toil. Inciting an experience that would have made The Earl himself put down his cards to enjoy the crisp and salivary nature of the properly treated pork belly. Looking at bacon one can see god staring back at them through the heaven of salt, fat, crunch, and sweet.
Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef' Las Vegas Ep. 5
I can't believe they didn't send that old hag home who made the "drunken" prawns. Drunken is a great word and technique for a bourgeois, pedestrian chef, just like her! She also stated that she didn't taste her prawns untill they were ready to serve, smooth move. Yea Mattin messed up two challenges in a row but he showed real talent in other areas he definitely should have stayed on! I think there was serious pressure on the show not to kick all of the females off, all but one of them are lousy cooks.
Wow. London Secret Restaurant Doing 9/11 Menu
This is tasteless, and is elitist british non-sense. Almost as stupid as ed levine claiming Chicago has finally got a decent pizza eatery!! What a guy!
Great Lake Is Great Shakes: The Windy City Finally Has Great Pizza to Call Its Own
Yea agreed Sally, How smug and arrogant can this article be. Chicago is finally becoming a place of fine food, Chicago finally has a good pizza??? That's rude and people of considerable clout in the food world would disagree with you. I think you need to get off your pedestal on this one. Chicago has great cuisine indigenous to the city, and has been a great place to eat since the city's conception. I know its not precious "NEW YORK" but it a great and livable city with normal people. Someone who is more enlightened would understand that great dining and culinary experiences lie in every nook and cranny of the earth. Furthermore you ate pizza with Mike Nagrant? A guy who compared Goose Island to Publican as a gastro-pub, enough said.
Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 3
I was really impressed with the quickfire challenge. I thought the dishes were incredible especially the French man's dish as well as the woman with the mussels and potato sauce they both looked incredible. It was honestly one of the best I have ever seen.
Comment of the Day: Camaro Bitchin'
I think its actually a pretty great story of the entrepreneurial spirit and furthermore I enjoy papa johns pizza, snob.
favorite stoned snack
Dear god @marina that is quite a story.....Now I have to commend this post I love a good grilled cheese when I am blazed it really hits the spot with the butter and cheap fast food like satisfaction. Furthermore in High school my favorite high on food was a chicken Caesar salad with blue cheese don't ask why, one would have thought I was pregnant with such a bizarre cravy. Now as a sophisticated 25 year old I enjoy a glass of ice cold skim milk in a frosted glass with perhaps some hummus and tabbouleh on a pita or left over chicken Parmesan or just some cold pasta noodles grabbing violently at them from the open fridge. Not to mention a good dip of the finger in the peanut butter and nutella jars
Dinner Tonight: Cool Summer Gazpacho
No sour cream topping, no bread crumbs in the recipe, no touch of tabasco - probably should go back to the drawing board
For the laddies- Hottest Food Network Dude?
OK ladies listen up. I have gone over your entries with a granular look and you all have forgotten about the sexiest man on the food network ever...
THE CHAIRMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Who can resist this creepy Asian gymnast c-star actor reject in his fabulously irridescent Men's Warehouse bravado. Even as a white, straight man I melt like globs of lard in Jeffrey Stiengarten's jowls when I see him come fabulously flipping into his personal arena to carry on the rich tradition of his uncle. So much mystery and pain behind those eyes, How many babies and kittens has he saved ? How many women have cried just staring at him? More importantly, who at the food network thinks that this aspect of their programming is satisfactory?
Video: How Hard Is It to Milk a Camel?
The thing is, I don't trust any deep delicacies from the Middle East. Secondly why would I care if a cow didn't have spots or a large udder? I will eat a longhorn any day.
Love,
The Occidental
Video: How Hard Is It to Milk a Camel?
wow, how disgusting.
Video: Sandra Lee 'Delicious, Delicious, Delicious' Montage
You can make fun of Sandra Lee all you want, but let's face it she is famous and worked hard to do it. Sandra Lee was basically dirt poor taking care of her struggling family and worked her ass of to be where she is today. Not to mention she is a smoking hot cougar. I have watched the show too her food is definitely better than the crap Rachel Ray spins up.
P.J. Clarke's Serves 'Lost' Star Jorge Garcia's Favorite Burger
WHOA WHOA! I live down the block from Ol' PJ Clarkes and it is not a burger worthy of this site. It is simply not good rubbery and unimpressive. Can you really trust a man of such gargantuan size? He probably put the burger in a blender with ice cream before he at it. No joke that place is not memorable.
Dinner Tonight: Tortilla Espanola
Let me start by saying I also went to Spain once and I don't even like omelets. With that said while there I approached a tapas bar in Pamplona, an old Hemingway hangout at that, where I saw the fabled Tortilla - an exact repilca of the one above. It looked like an omelet, had been sitting on a table unrefrigerated, and this Americana was pretty sure it was no grilled cheese sandwich nor a cheeseburger. None the less I ended up sitting down with one in front of me. It was nothing short of one of the best things I have ever eaten. No one can doubt the sheer utility of the dish either as it can be eaten hot/cold for breakfast lunch dinner or snack. Thank you for finding an authentic recipe, posts like this are why I visit this site 20-40 times a day.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Funny, I make cheesecake pops when I have a chunk of cheesecake that's too big to toss but too small to serve on its own. First I shove a plastic spoon into a big chunk of cheesecake, then dunk it in melted chocolate, then put it in the freezer. I served a tray of these things and all I heard were moans of pleasure. (My cheesecake is made from scratch. I've seen Shamdra Lee do this where she murders a frozen cheesecake with a scoop, winding up with a cheesecake carcass.)
Re: Soup Sips - do you mean in small cups? That does seem rather silly. I like to serve "dessert bites" on Chinese porcelain spoons. Even if you have 2 it's not like wolfing down an entire dessert - but you get to have a tasty sweet in small measure.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
So can someone do a list of the 10 worst catering trends? #1 Everything as a lolly pop. I believe David Burke started this with his cheese cake lollly pops.
When are we going to find a replacement for soup sips?
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
candidly, i quite agree with most of the list. i appreciate the "response" you offer here (but generally don't agree with you). many foodies i know have been grumbling about the "trends" identified in the Chicago Tribune piece for some time.... there is a lot of pretension and indulgence in the food world and i think it is a good thing for a provocative commentator to offer a "reality check" from time to time....
and you reference the Tribune piece as the "bashing of supposed elites"... "supposed"???? excuse me? who else but "elites" can afford $40 "bistro" entrees and most of the restaurants that feature "foam" and "molecular gastronomy"?
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I agree wholeheartedly with the critique of "foam." WTF???? I ordered only one dish in my life that had "foam" on it, and it looked like the chef (or maybe the waitperson) spat on my dish. It was hideous. I hope this trend dies as quickly as "vanilla lobster."
Chef as Media Whore - and who did they throw up as the photo? Rocco DiSpirito. This dude was a great cook and that ONE BLUNDER he committed called "The Restaurant" cost him about 5 years of productivity. After The Restaurant, I wouldn't pay to watch DiSpirito boil an egg. I'm sorry to say restaurant "reality" shows have not improved much. It's still drama, insults, distractions - with little attention to what the contestant is actually cooking.
Communal tables don't bother me - try getting into Joe's Shanghai in Chinatown at high lunch hour and see if you don't relent and sit at a communal table.
I think "knee-jerk" reviews are only a small problem, compared to a) inflatedly positive reviews written by the restaurant owner's brother-in-law and b) exaggeratedly horrible reviews written by someone who couldn't get a timely reservation - or worse - someone who has NEVER dined at the establishment whose food he or she is reviewing.
LBNL, the first category "onion blossoms," and the "proudly obnoxious" categories could be combined. It's all about vulgar amounts of fat and calories - and pokes fun at gluttons who go in for this sort of thing.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I completely agree with number 9 and 4 - Molecular Gastronomy and Foam! I went to wd-50 for a friend's birthday celebration about a year ago and it was a truly horrifying experience. I ordered the foie gras "gravel" (essentially foie gras that was freeze dried and then shattered with a hammer) and a fish dish and shared a dessert with the table. All of the dishes were too tiny for a proper meal and all covered in or accompanied with foam, I went home with a horrible stomach ache. My boyfriend and I both rolled on the bed feeling the pain of eating dishes of science experiments. I wanted to like wd-50 but I am sorry to say I can't and I won't.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
BangieB, you're totally right about that. Isn't it sad that the poorer, working classes of our country are forced to subsist on such unhealthy food because of cost. Fresh, whole food should be available to everyone at a price which makes it reasonable. But that whopper is still disgusting.
Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 10
i thought i couldn't like mike isabella any less, and then he claimed to have never seen seinfeld. unacceptable.
Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 10
Eli's comment about Star Wars shows what an imbecile he is. The only important thing she's ever done? Uh, jackass...ever hear of The Professional? Tool...
Watch It with Us: 'Top Chef Las Vegas,' Ep. 10
What I thought was ludicrous was the fact that the quickfire was judged based on the fact that Kevin happened to have the Sopranos (Italian food) and the fact that Paul Bartolotta himself cooks and enjoys Italian food. Just because that's his preference should not have swayed the way he judged this competition; that is not being a fair and impartial judge!
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I agree on some of what you said, Michael. But, you can keep the communal table.
And, the elevation of chefs to rock stars has just given us expensive food cooked by someone who isn't the celebrated chef, since he or she is out on a book tour.
Video: Sandra Lee 'Delicious, Delicious, Delicious' Montage
How can you not be a Sandra fan after that. That's more entertaining than any "competition" on foodtv.
Video: Sandra Lee 'Delicious, Delicious, Delicious' Montage
Oh you di-int!! Thanks Adam, you really took one for the team.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Regarding community tables... they have their place. I don't want to go to a sit down restaraunt and eat at a communal table. Hell, I don't want to go to most places and sit at a communal table, and certainly not one that seats 20 people on each side. A deli is a reasonable spot for a communal table, maybe 6-8 poeple deep. Anything more is absurd.
I find molecular gastronomy to be kinda gimicky. It's good and fun here and there, but not something I'd actively pursue more than once or twice a year.
foams are just horrible. Give me a sauce over bubbles any day.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Foam always looks like the waitron spit on my food.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
In another threat I said deconstructed everything was my pet peeve.
I'm not sure if bloomin' onion is really a trend though
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Personally, I find the whole, "onion loaves and fried everything and ewwww, 7-layer Whoppers" to be more classist than anything else. It bugs me, and frankly makes me want to wolf down that entire 7-patty burger.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I find it ironic that the paper that (rightfully) swoons over all things Rick Bayless would complain about celebrity chefs. I love the Trib, though I admit to having worked for a number of years at the Sun Times. But I think this particular gripe is more indicative of the Second City mentality: "We hate celebrity chefs...EXCEPT FOR OUR OWN, of course."
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
That's not an onion blossom; that's an onion loaf, and Tony Roma's Steakhouse has been doing them for over 25 years. An onion blossom is more like an onion ring, and was popularized by Outback Steakhouse's Bloomin' Onion. It looks like this:
http://luluslaundryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bloomin-onion.jpg
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Meat guy,
I would never complain about packaged food products using the same ingredients as MG chefs.
Transglutaminase, Sodium citrate, Calcium Chloride, Xanthan, Gelatin, Sodium alginate, and Lecithin all have their place.
And sure, the industry figured out the uses of a lot of those things (but not all) before hand. What exactly is the problem with that? Just because a technique was invented by science doesn't mean it's evil. Brining poultry and pork became popular because of the enhanced meat that the big companies were selling. Does that mean I should just buy the enhanced Butterball instead of brining my own bird? Just because xanthan is used to make a stable emulsion in that horrible bottle of Italian dressing I can't use it to make my home made dressing stable?
Sous Vide was invented for institutional cooking in France, but that doesn't mean that it can't make the tastiest steaks and duck confit I've ever had.
I'm sure cooking potatoes in a water bath to set their starch was invented by the instant mashed potato producers, but that doesn't make my potatoes inferior when I attempt it.
If we set our limits as not doing anything that any industrial producer has done before, our options are going to get pretty limited quickly.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I'm with @meat guy on the irony of molecular gastronomy. They use a lot of stabilizers and chemicals that are used in "processed food" that people avoid... lol
And @#6, I'm getting worried about my country. maybe they are unconsciously trying to shorten life expectancy (since it's causing serious issues).
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Molecular Gastronomy, Deconstruction and $40 entrees can all be great if you get them in the right place, done by the true masters of the craft.
What's dangerous is any of these things in the hands of undertrained chefs/cooks/restauranteurs looking to cash in on a trend.
Most food bloggers / writers / cooks know the difference between a place like El Bulli or Alinea and inexperienced chefs just throwing foams and dusts on every plate so they can double the prices.
Or the difference between a $50 steak thats really worth it and some mediocre hotel restaurant just turning & burning and raking in the dough.
The problem is that most people don't know the difference, and these places give a bad name to molecular gastronomy, fine dining, and professional cooking in general.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I will miss the blooming onion. I never opted to take my chance to have one before they were declare illegal. I snooze, I looze (yep).
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
I've eaten at Fat Duck (no, I wasn't paying) and some of it is brilliant and some is nonsense. The chips...I would die for those chips. Dried in a special machine to make them extra-crispy, as we all know chips should be. The turbot was amazing, packed with flavour which the sauces added to rather than masked. I didn't like all the nonsense of the various amuse-bouchee or the silly desserts. Do I want snails in my ice cream? No. No I do not. I don't want snails in my anything, to be honest.
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
Great review MichaelNatkin, I thouroughly enjoyed the bottom-line conclusion. Like: food is food. People love it. Loving food might be a trend? But it doesn't mean we still can't love it!
The 10 Worst Food Trends? Really?
What I find intriguing (scratch that, RIDICULOUS!) about the attitude toward molecular gastronomy is that when I design a packaged food product using the same ingredients these chefs use, it triggers the rants about additives in food. Don't use them in a $2 can of soup, but as an item in a $200 + tasting menu its good eats. It makes no sense to me.
Molecular Gastronomy is Better living through chemistry, to steal an old tag line. The things you see in those restaurants used to be the parlor tricks ingredient companies used to trigger developers of Industrial food products to try their products, only with more trendy ingredients. When I went to Alinea, I could remember which company showed me similar items way back in the 70's. Don't tell me these guys are so creative, good marketers maybe, but they are standing on the shoulders of giants (Dow, Monsanto, FMC corporation etc (good thing they are international so they fit into the buy locally trend)) to succeed in their niche. Sous vide was a food industry practice before chefs made individual entrees using the technology, industrial processors made the equipment reliable and affordable for chefs to use.
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Location: Chicago, IL
About: I am 25 years Old I work in the waste and recycling industry and consider myself an amateur culinary expert. I love to cook, eat out, and am a voracious food blog reader.
Favorite foods: Bacon (swine in general), the perfect steak, homemade pasta dishes, anything with creme and butter
Last bite on earth: Pork tenderloin and potato pancakes with dill sauce (in honor of my stepmom and something I love to eat)

Ummmmm, when that chick made that comment about pebbles boyfriend being bam bam and being "big and strong" and "carrying her around by the hair" I melted like putty I am in love with her.