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Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: AAIIEEEEE! Green stuffing is wrong!!
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
I agree with betteirene--it's darn cold outside and all I want to do is crawl in bed with a huge bowl of mashed potatoes...fie on the winter!
And hey, how do you NOT gain weight tasting cookies all week? Jeez!
2 pounds is nothing...you've come so far, and one week can't take that away.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: green stuffing? Dude! You are killing me, here! I do, however, thoroughly endorse your T-day morning ritual! :)
Katieelby: Pumpkin Martini? Do share!
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Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: I sort of like the idea of me and your Granny duking it out in the afterlife...although I might well be going way South of where she resides...
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: AAIIEEEEE! Green stuffing is wrong!!
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
I agree with betteirene--it's darn cold outside and all I want to do is crawl in bed with a huge bowl of mashed potatoes...fie on the winter!
And hey, how do you NOT gain weight tasting cookies all week? Jeez!
2 pounds is nothing...you've come so far, and one week can't take that away.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: green stuffing? Dude! You are killing me, here! I do, however, thoroughly endorse your T-day morning ritual! :)
Katieelby: Pumpkin Martini? Do share!
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
Serendipity! After reading this rant about how I hate Thanksgiving food: http://thekitchwitch.blogspot.com/2009/11/thanksgiving-food-sucks-rant.html --my folks decided to spare me the agony!
This year, they're letting me cook the Asian Feast of my dreams! So this weekend, I'm haunting the Asian markets for ingredients! Victory!
Weekend Cook and Tell: Vintage Recipe Redux
I blogged about a retro cookbook and recipe at http://thekitchwitch.blogspot.com/2009/08/white-trash-motherlode-shipwreck.html
What strange things are in the door of your fridge?
What a great question...it also reminds me that it is time for a Serious refrigerator purge...
7 kinds of hot sauce (no foolin'), 2 kinds of bbq sauce, Brianna's Blush Wine Viniagrette, mayo, 4 kinds of mustard, Gi-Normous bottle of ketchup (small children), fish sauce, soy sauce, wor....-whatever sauce, Sriracha (essential), hoisin, black bean paste, rice wine vinegar, chinese chili-garlic sauce, garlic paste, ginger paste, lemongrass, thai curry paste, Claussen pickles (essential), homemade pickled jalapenos, and...the icing on the cake...anti-vomiting suppositories for when the barfing virus from Hades hits our house...
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 86: Is 200 Pounds Out of My Reach?
Ed--50 pounds is a great accomplishment! You deserve a cocktail (I recommend vodka rocks--low-cal) and a minute to celebrate before you embark on the last part of your weight-loss quest.
And after that minute, maybe consider what you are willing to DO to be 10 pounds lighter. Because those last 10-15 are dirty dogs, sticky as heck, and to lose them you have to really kinda torture yourself.
I'd love to have 5 pounds shaved off, but I'm not willing to go to the gym EVERY day for an hour, give up bacon and wine, and eat grass.
I am 40; I'm in my healthy range for weight, and frankly, at this age, vanity loses out to enjoying my life. Nobody's paying me Heidi Klum wages to be stick skinny, so I ain't doin' it. Healthy and happy is good.
BUT, if you wanna go there, I'll be following with interest.
I wish I may, I wish I might...
I'm with Gator--meatloaf is a freakshow of a dish. You can hide *anything* in that puppy. No way.
Texture issues with: sushi, hard boiled eggs, tapioca pudding, tofu.
Just plain nasty: beets, fennel, hot dogs, braunschweiger, SweetTarts.
Topping Potatoes
I love the skin, too. Recently, I've become addicted to harissa, a spicy moroccan condiment. I tried a baked potato with greek yogurt mixed with harissa, sliced scallions and lots of salt and pepper. YUM!
And after that admission--which probably made a few of you gag...
The idea of tuna&mayo on a baked potato is worse, though, I think.
Needed: a meal that would win a man's heart!
"Anus beef" is cracking me up!
I also have to recommend mussels. Very romantic to put them in a huge bowl, both of you dipping in to grab them, sopping the sauce up with a crusty loaf. Bliss!
Strange but Tasty Childhood Snacks
Strangely, a big old bowl of Uncle Ben's converted rice with tons of butter and salt.
Emotional Eating: Strange Cravings when you're ANGRY!
Wine. Preferably the bottle.
If I'm very angry but trying to "hold my tongue" I tend to eat very spicy Thai or Indian food. I think I must be trying to damage the poor sucker before I say something I regret.
Favorite Brand of Salad Dressing
Yeah, most bottled dressings use crap olive oil. But in a pinch, I'll go for the Newman's balsamic. I grew up on Kraft French dressing but even the thought of it makes me gag now.
Frozen meals: yay or nay?
Whenever I do buy a Lean Cuisine and then try to eat it, I'm always pissed at myself. I'm always thinking, "WHY did I buy this tasteless block of crap?"
Neat Cooking Tricks/Shortcuts
I rarely have a bottle of leftover wine, but when I do, I pour it into ice cube trays. Then I either throw it in a hot pan for a quick pan sauce or I use it to cool down my sangria without diluting it.
What's your favorite kind of meat?
Sorry guys, but lamb is gross. And who are you Thumper-eating freakies? Eeek!
Of COURSE bacon is the best.
Bad Kitchen Habits
Not only do I wipe my hands on my pants--I wipe them on the BUTT of my pants for some reason....running away now to hide in shame.
Help me remember this breakfast cereal
I'm betting those cheesy coated snacks you encountered in Whole Foods is Pirate Booty. Pirate Booty is like CRACK for kids--mine find it irresistible for some reason?
I cannot wait to find out how your cereal tasting goes. Gorilla cereal...huh, what a crazy name!
Help me remember this breakfast cereal
Is it square? Just remembered that we have Quaker Oatmeal Squares in our pantry, which are not sweet (by American standards) but I don't know how old that cereal is. But it floats! I think all of you who have commented on this are MY kinda people. Here we sit, obsessively thinking about cereal!
Help me remember this breakfast cereal
You know, if she's saying it isn't Rice Krispies, I think she knows what puffed rice is, right?
I'm trying to think of floatable cereal that isn't too sweet, which is hard! I agree, if you can tell us cereal nerds :) what the shape of the cereal was, we might be more help to you. I'm thinking Quisp or Crispix--but Corn Bran is a good guess. Because she didn't see it in her cereal aisle, I'm betting it isn't Life or Honeycomb?
Banning fast food near schools? Your take.
A little too "Big Brother is Watching You" in my opinion. And really, comparing an adult bookstore to Wendy's seems like a bit of a stretch.
Yeah, we're fat. Yeah, we need to do something about it. Getting government involved...eh, I don't think so.
Guilty Food Pleasures
@fdr1952: Yay! Fellow stale candy lover! Awesome!
Gotta say, I will never understand you Braunschweiger people. My dad ate that and oh lordy, did it stink. But I love stinky cheese of all kinds, so just call me weird.
Healthy and Delicious: Pasta e Ceci
I haven't had a Giada recipe come out bad yet. I must admit, I like Ina's laid back style better, but Giada is good. Only thing is, I loathe chickpeas. Any other chickpea haters out there? Could I just substitute cannelini beans or would it mess up the texture of the dish?
Guilty Food Pleasures
Of course you don't care--fire sauce Rocks! Plus, I think capsacin kills germs...just ask my husband who grew up in India with no refrigeration.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
Tomorrow morning first thing I'll make this pine cone appetizer, a requested staple of our pot-luck Thanksgiving feast for probably 30 years. Also a great make at the last minute elegant take anywhere appetizer. http://verfoodie.blogspot.com/2009/11/pine-cone-appetizer.html
What strange things are in the door of your fridge?
Given the fact that my family has moved back to RI from MI, and can't move into our new house 'til Friday (we'll be celebrating Thanksgiving on the weekend (boo hoo, sniff, sniff) so we're staying in a hotel suite.The only items on the door of the fridge here are Irish butter and some bottles of lemon Perrier.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
I host Thanksgiving for 20 or more people every year. I do a traditional meal, and make everything from scratch. I write checklists of the dishes to be made with timing notes, and grocery shopping lists, so I don't forget anything.
I only have one oven, so this presents some logistical problems. The most difficult and stressful part of the meal, for me, is doing a decent job of carving the hot turkey, while 20 salivating guests standby with plates in hand.
I now avoid the problem by roasting a pre-assembled turducken, which is de-boned, except for the wings and drumsticks. Slicing it up is a snap, and it' something a little different, too.
I also cheat on the gravy. I buy a very good turkey gravy base at Williams–Sonoma, to which I add milk, seasoning, and a bit of sherry wine. One-two-three, on the stovetop, and it's ready.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
the stock came out well...tommorow I'll get the brine going...wednesday we'll make cookies, chcolate cream and pumkin pie...planning in making cortin or creton for an app does anyone have a recipe
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
On that putting on fat for the winter thing... I'm trying to lose weight too, and I've got a crazy idea to try to help it along.
I'm trying to stay slightly uncomfortably cold most of the time. Given that a warm-blooded creature like me uses a substantial percentage of caloric energy on maintaining a constant body temperature, I'm trying to make it so I'm just a wee bit chilly most of the time. This may also put a dent in heating bills. If I feel too cold, I could always hop on the exercise bike or go for a walk to get my blood pumping.
Or maybe it won't make any difference at all. *shrug* And yes, I'm doing other things too.
Anyway, two pounds is not a big deal. You can lose that in a week or two.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
So far my family has baked a pie and corn bread, and decorated. And Mom has already done all of the food shopping, so the cooking is getting underway tonight!
http://mozzarellaandmerlot.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/pecan-pie/
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
My friends and I had a "pre" Thanksgiving dinner last night, which gave me the opportunity to test run all of my recipes for the holiday.
http://kitchendreamer.blogspot.com/2009/11/intern-thanksgiving.html
Lessons learned? Make the pudding pie earlier (or else live in an apt. with a proper freezer), need fewer potatoes for 6 people, brussel sprouts take significantly LESS time to roast if you slice them!
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
I'm beyond excited to be hosting this year. I did all of my produce shopping today at a farmers market and I picked up my fresh local turkey yesterday, so everything is ready to go. My agenda follows:
Monday: Pie crust dough is made, formed into a disk, wrapped and chilled
Tuesday: AM - Turkey goes into the brine. PM - Turkey stock is made
Wednesday: AM - Turkey is removed from the brine, rinsed air chilled, Bread roll dough is made, formed and proofs in the fridge overnight, Mashed potatoes are completed, Squash is peeled and chopped, Beets are peeled and chopped, Cranberry sauce is made
PM - Pie crusts are rolled out, Pumpkin pie is made, Pecan pie is made, Maple Butternut Squash dish is completed, Creamed spinach is completed
Thursday: AM- Stuffing is assembled, Turkey is stuffed and goes into the oven, Cheese platter is assembled
1PM - Sweet potatoes are roasted, Beets are roasted, Gravy is made
2PM - Bread rolls are baked, Mashed potatoes are heated in the oven while the turkey rests. Brussels sprouts fry and Maple Butternut Squash and Creamed Spinach are heated on the stove.
3pm - Everything is transferred to their respective serving dishes, Dinner is served and we all have fun!
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
I met my grandmother; I'm pretty sure we'll all be bumping into one another at some point.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
My roomates and I actually had a "Thanksgiving Pre-Game Dinner" in our appartment before we all go our separate ways for Thanksgiving day. We made most of it the day of the dinner, although some guests did chip in a few dishes.
Our menu:
apple cider glazed turkey with cider gravy
jalepeno cornbread stuffing
squash caserole
macaroni and cheese
green bean caserole
mashed potatoes
cranberry and carrot ginger salad
apple cranberry sauce
homemade yeast rolls
and for desert (all homemade):
pumpkin ice cream pie with candied pecans
apple pie with vanilla ice cream
pumpkin roulade
And we topped it off by watching Julie and Julia. Quite a foodie pregame.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
"Green stuffing is wrong!!"
You can contact my grandmother in the hereafter and take it up with her. Mind you, even dead, she'll give you a run for your money in the witch department.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: AAIIEEEEE! impossibly beautiful picture of the kitty, all white belly fur.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
PPS.
KitchenWitch, I realized I posted a picture of the stuffing last year and thought maybe you would seeing it (and then run screaming from the building).
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
PS.
@Katieelbie- I think it's nice that you bring what people tell you when you are a guest. I never learned to do that; I always tell them what I am bringing.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
Yes, KitchenWitch, the stuffing is green. It has spinach and tons of parsley in it and is the texture of stove-top. It was my great-grandmother's (Portuguese) creation, similar to "bread sauces" served in Spain and England. Nigella Lawson would love it.
The pumpkin bread pudding is based on the recipe for Swiss Pumpkin that appeared in one of Ruth Reichl's books. I have the original recipe online (link below), but I have not attempted the sweet version before, so basically I am going to wing it.
I will leave out the cheese, change the bread to challah, add some sugar to the custard mixture, and I am thinking of smearing the inside of the pumpkin with butter then dusting it with cinnamon sugar. I'm going to make a ginger creme anglaise to serve with it. If anyone else decides to wing it, start a thread here afterwards so we can compare notes.
The recipe is not long, but it contains a lot of words because that's just how I talk. http://catboyskitchen.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/swiss-pumpkin/
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
I think that maybe this is the right week for this to happen. It's like the team who loses the first game of the season, gets that fire in their bellies, then comes back and blows everyone away. With the holidays coming up, this small slip-up will give you that extra drive to stick to your guns and stay committed like you have for the previous 93 weeks. You've got the one crappy week out of the way, now you have six to show off your new lifestyle decisions!
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
@katie...stuffing will be a little gooey,but still good,but the sprouts will definitely be gross...they do not reheat well.
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
Agree with RJ Foodie, the word diet is a 4 letter word to me, just brings up all sorts of bad associations including the word, bad...
Of all the foods, who can blame u for too many C3's........
Go play some squash, drink some water and reset your internal eating barometer....try on some of your old pants and keep Thinner around....
And have a happy T-day!!!!
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
On Tuesday I have to drive two hours to my parents' house, but on Wednesday I'm going to make the brine, bake two pies (Toll House Cookie and Pumpkin; I might bake an apple pie as well, but that's a pie we buy from a local farm), and make the cranberry sauce. I'm trying to find some way I can make the brussels sprouts and the stuffing ahead of time, but I don't know how to reheat those without making them taste gross.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
My Thanksgiving is pot luck, so I'm actually cooking my own turkey and sides this weekend so I'll have plenty of leftovers and meals to put up.
The things I make in a leisurely way in advance are:
1) the squash, which takes up either a burner or the oven, (and which doesn't suffer at all from being made early). Nuke to reheat.
2)the rutabaga, which I boil or steam cubed and then reheat and mash when I want it ready,
3) the whole cranberry sauce.
4) Apple pie filling. For myself I don't actually bake a pie for Thanksgiving. I'd rather have a second helping of stuffing. But I make a casserole full of apple pie filing - sliced apples, white and brown sugar, minute tapioca, a little cinnamon. I like to add this to my frozen Thanksgiving meals too.
5) Sometimes I make bread in advance so I can cube and dry it for stuffing. Sometimes I buy bagged and supplement it with a good bread.
The just leaves the stuffing, the potatoes, the sweet potatoes and something green to cook while the turkey is in the oven, and this is quite manageable. I microwave the sweet potatoes in slices, which is how I usually cook them. I cook the giblets and neck for the broth, and saute onions and celery and get the stuffing ready to go in the oven near the end of the turkey time, or put it in the oven when the turkey comes out if I'm cooking a huge turkey. I make the gravy from the pan juices once the turkey comes out and is resting.
One tradition of our potlucks is a fresh fruit salad with a pineapple juice custard folded with whipped cream for a topping. Makes a nice bright counterpoint to the heavier starches.
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
Need the bread pudding in a pumpkin recipe. Do you always use the same size pumpking? Use a sugar (pie) pumpkin or any old thing? How do you tell when the custard is done - do you use a thermometer?
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
@Pupster - There's something about biting into a cookie that makes it more enjoyable. Perhaps it's the knowledge there are more bites to come?
@Ed - 2 lbs isn't horrible. If presented with a choice between cookies or 2 less lbs, I'd choose cookies. You can always exercise a little more tomorrow.
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 94: Too Many Chocolate Chip Cookie Taste Tests
Report from SE World Headquarters: Ed showed admirable restraint in this week's tasting. :)
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
@CatBoy- I want the bread pudding inside a pumpkin recipe!
@Katieelby- what's in a pumpkin martini????
I got a head start two weeks ago with making chicken stock.
Tonight the fun begins:
I have drafted my sister into helping me chop apples and other things for Cranberry Chutney, followed by regular cranberries.
After that, i'll make bread for breadcrumbs on and picking up the Turkey on Sunday. Then, because work is mercifully slow, i'm taking Wednesday off to prep my stuffing and get the turkey ready.
Thursday is stuffing the turkey, putting the bird in the ice chest, picking up my brother from the airport, and driving the hour and a half to my parents house. From there, it's into the oven, and gravy will be made after that.
My mom, on the other hand, will be spending the weekend making pie crusts and cleaning house (the worst part of all!).
Weekend Cook and Tell: Thanksgiving Pregame
CatBoy: you make bread pudding inside a pumpkin!? That sounds fantastic - and what a presentation!
Mom hosts TG every year, so I basically do what she tells me. Last year, I brought pumpkin martinis. This year, I'm making pecan pie and (of course) more martinis.
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CatBoy: I sort of like the idea of me and your Granny duking it out in the afterlife...although I might well be going way South of where she resides...