Turns out we had one extra book sitting around. So we have six winners instead of five! And the winners are:
dark brown salty crust
right amount of pink inside
sizzle juicy drip
The judges say: Perfect invocation of the perfect burger.
You once were a cow
Now you are a burger
Tasty little cow
The judges say: Fun and wickedly dark, from the cow's standpoint. If haikus had titles, this one's should be "Bwahahahah."
this is Mc Nuggets
i said i want a Big Mac
fix your intercom
The judges say: We've all been there, man. Amen.
Fresh from the butcher,
When almost rare, good moist beef,
Seasoned, stands alone
The judges say: Right on. The best burgers need little more than seasoning.
Pastures of cows & steer
Fields of golden wheat
A Burger is Born
The judges say: Simply beautiful. Captures not only the spirit of burgers but the spirit of America at its best, as well.
Behind me, sizzle and smoke --
I can see burgers
The judges say: Evocative of Memorial Day and summer weekends in general.
Thanks to everyone who entered. And it is clear we will have to hold a burger limerick contest soon!
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