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Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I thought the commercial for "More to Love" was pretty awesome...
Cook the Book: 'Bobby Flay's Burgers, Fries & Shakes'
The "No Rules Burger" at Outback. Blue cheese, sauteed onions, mushrooms, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, and bbq sauce. Medium rare.
Cook the Book: Perfect Burger
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Tom Tomato in Astoria Closing?!?
Argh, haha yes "TOP" Tomato, my apologies...
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I thought the commercial for "More to Love" was pretty awesome...
Cook the Book: 'Bobby Flay's Burgers, Fries & Shakes'
The "No Rules Burger" at Outback. Blue cheese, sauteed onions, mushrooms, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, and bbq sauce. Medium rare.
Cook the Book: Perfect Burger
Contest link is down :(
Hell's Kitchen Food Festival
Thanks yall! I just love the fact you can hide your sangria in a paper cup and walk around having a great time. Should be great this year!
McCafe: McDonald's New Fancier, Pricier Coffee
In Europe the McCafe's are amazing, and they serve Lowenbrau!
A Beginner's Guide to Soft Shell Crabs
Best soft shell crab is at Elias right across from the Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria. Simple and 100% delicious!
A Tale of Two Tarts at Astoria’s Restaurant 718
I live on this block. It's about time 718 got some recognition. The $16 lunch special is awesome and the 2 for 1 happy hour drinks is great. Try the vodka martini with stuffed blue cheese, dynamite!
Win FastPass Tickets to Big Apple Barbecue Block Party
The Big Apple Cue
Where Pit Masters Will Showcase
The Other White Meat
The Amazing Beer Selection at Eagle Provisions in South Slope
Pioneer Supermarket on 72nd and Columbus is better.
Legendary NYC Vegetable Peeler Salesman Joe Ades, 75
I'll truly miss this guy. I bought one and still use it, but I am curious how as to how he passed...
'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 10: 'Monkey Ass Filled with Fried Banana'
It was good to see Carla win. She's certainly the definition of crazy but it just goes to show that hard work does prevail. She's also a quick learner. Nothing but good things for her, win or lose.
Seriously Delicious Super Bowl Party Giveaway: New York Exclusive La Frieda Black Label Burgers
I've had the best burgers this world's ever seen,
the secret is to keep it 85/15...
I'll pass on the chips, the dips and that Triscuit,
just pass me that patty made of sirloin and brisket.
'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 9: 'It Amused My Bouche'
I think all that matters now is Scott Connant guest judging the next episode...
Why Toby Young Became a 'Top Chef' Judge
I smell a 2:35pm next to the monkey bars...
'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 6: It's a Wonderful Kitchen
I left the fridge open. Had to make a sandwich.
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Two Peter Luger Steaks
Porterhouse steaks, because they're free.
An Inside Look at The Dessert Truck Throwdown with Bobby Flay
both puddings were awesome! Tough choice!
Dessert Truck Throwing Down in Union Square Right Now
Bobby actually did a great job. It's funny to see him lose but this one is going to be tough...
Bobby Flay's Burger Chain Opens on Long Island: Bobby's Burger Palace
Im surprised not many people add chips on their sandwiches/burgers nowadays. It really adds another level of depth to anything and the crunch is so satisfying. Even plain chips with some ketchup (yes, ketchup) is a tasty treat.
Cook the Book: Perfect Burger
I Take fresh ground chuck, and pinch off small pieces to make the bottom half of the burger, toss on some sea salt and FGP then flatten out all the little pieces into a burger shape. Them, take about a tablespoon of unsalted butter and divide it up into small 8 pieces and distribute them on top of your half-formed patty. Continue pinching of small pieces of beef and adding them to your burger until it is the size desired.
Your burger should have air, salt, pepper, and butter in all the little crevices and spaces that were formed by piecing it all together. Don't mash it all together(and squeeze out all that air), or else you'll get a moist hockey puck that tastes good. The butter and air pockets will help cook and baste the inside of the burger while it cooks. Dee-lish!
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
HerbyN at 7:34AM on 08/06/09
You nailed it. I agree exactly with everything you said.
This show is my little guilty F**king pleasure.
Tom Tomato in Astoria Closing?!?
Yes! I walked by it today, and it was totally closed. Don't know the story?
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
First of all,
Intensity is any any kitchen even a wing joint. In HK it is amplified.
Talent, well put any person in a new kitchen and have them cook food for a chef they never worked for with people they never worked for and a menu they never learned well, if that's a sign of a hack then your standards are pretty high.
Showing off talent, that's what challenges and dealing with ambiguity during service is for.
Contestants are horrible, your watching Fox a channel that every other show is more cras then the contestants, look at Family Guy even the baby is an a@##hole.
Ramsey is one of the best chefs in the world but it's true he shows no talent on this show.
Insults are they same each year and they do get old.
Conflict is played out in all reality shows.
Bobby Flay's Burger Chain Opens on Long Island: Bobby's Burger Palace
In SO FL, where the Latino population is quite large, almost any sandwich you order from an authentic place has commercial potato sticks on it as a matter of course. This is NOT true for the traditional Cuban sandwich, but for pretty much any other kind you get potato sticks. Kobey's (sp?) is one popular store brand here, but the quality varies dramatically from can to can. Sometimes they are fresh and a tiny bit under-cooked, pale and tasty. Many times they are over-cooked and and darker and lose that fresh flavor for one that is slightly, well, flat with a distinct aftertaste. So, the burger-with-chips is not at all unheard of idea.
Bobby Flay's Burger Chain Opens on Long Island: Bobby's Burger Palace
Good news as now the burgers can be cooked to order.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
couldn't disagree more... love Hell's Kitchen and find Ramsay to be more "passion" than bully (he grows on you). i'm not just a fan of this show, but also his F-Word show on BBC America. the more you watch him the more you realize that he has a sincere love of food and his "edge" comes more from being frustrated when others don't treat the craft with as much care and respect as he feels it deserves.
back to Hell's Kitchen, though... i find it to be diverting, fun and entertaining. characters make interesting viewing, and the rag-tag group of people they select (some admittedly with little or no culinary skill selected only for their "entertainment value" as true incompetents) make the show interesting to watch for me. admittedly this show isn't so much about cooking as, say, Top Chef, but that said, i find Hell's Kitchen way more entertaining. a guilty, guilty pleasure, i know...
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
Ramsey is just a bully. He wouldn't talk the way he does to anyone if there wasn't a camera crew around. What a hack.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
The show was mildly entertaining the first few seasons with the obvious head cases and reality show wannabes populating the show. (Dewberry still remains a family favorite with his Scarlet O'Hara-like wilting and getting the vapors.)
Now, it's just profanity laced shouting and dumb posturing. Curious that anyone watches considering the current job situation in the country and Ramsay as the tyrannical boss. Who needs that?
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I like it. I watch it. It's not a cooking show. Recipes... anyone!!! Without making it more than it is, it's a show about what ordinary people think passes as character on TV. We see the proud, fall, the humble, survive, the talented, excell, etc, etc.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
it's nothing but entertainment don't you people get it. you watch rachele, paula, and alike they are not chefs they are celebrity's that sell cook books. they can't cook anything without being taught how on camera. carey jones don't watch any more hell's kitchen because you don't get it because your a total ass hole NOW PISS OFF.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
This is Fox formula reality television. It's all in the editing!!! But when the shock value wears off, it's all the same recycled nonsense. I've found that the ONLY way I would ever consider watching Hell's Kitchen is to DVR it ahead of time---give it at least a 15 minute head start--so I can fast forward through all of the "cliff-hangers" through all the commercials and back.
I'm a bit surprised at the "Prize" this year--running a restaurant in Canada for the Olympics? Then what? Strange that they're not handing out money as a prize anymore, isn't it? Maybe I'll just watch re-runs of Top Chef-Masters--it's a pleasure to watch REAL chefs compete (without all of the nastiness and venom).
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
While I have watched his show in the past,I don't any longer for the simple reason that his vocal rants are getting more and more frequent, more intense and more personal. You can only tell some one that they are stupid, dumb or to piss off so many times before they reach the breaking point. As each season progresses, the verbal barrage gets more intense and belittling. Usually with no outward rationale for it (as far as we can see) on any given show one particuar chef is in the line for fire for that particular day, sometimes for several that follow depending on that chefs reaction to the ire of GR.The pattern seems to emerge that he takes a disliking to one chef or another and then rides and berates them until they crack and end up leaving the show. Tell me to piss off once, maybe twice, I'd blow it off; call me stupid and criticise my skill set without telling me why; I'd chalk it off because of who it came from but to do it week after week?? Sorry, but my redheaded, Scots-Irish temper just might get the better of me and I'd wind up giving GR a set too like he'd not seen before. THEN I'd hand him my jacket and run, not walk out the door and not give it a moments pause of regret beyond the fact that I allowed my self to get into that situation in the first place. No one, regardless of their skill set deserves to be belittled and treated the way he treats those contestants, no one.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
Let's focus on what a fraud Gordon Ramsey really is. He has the gaul to position himself as the master culinary entreprenuer precisely as his restaurant empire teetered towards bankruptcy. He and his father-in-law were humbled into ponying up millions to gain some forebearance from their creditors. I wouldn't be surprised if all of Gordon's net proceeds from these TV programs goes to support the restaurants. But it doesn't look like many of the contestants could balance their own chequebooks so perhaps the real agenda of the show is to clone some more Gordon Ramseys for the World. Has anyone asked us if that is what we need? Perhaps the next series will be a cook-off of competing bankruptcy attorneys vying for Gordo's business.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
Watching Hells Kitchen has also become very painful for me. I could literally feel my blood pressure rising during the show. It is a sad statement when GR feels that this is the sort of reality tv that Americans want to watch....and he is probably right about a good portion of the population. I missed the first season of HK, caught it a few months ago on the Reality TV cable station....it's amazing how much more laid back GR was....not as much screaming and insulting.....kinder, gentler and nicer. I guess Fox told him that's not what Americans want to see.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I just recently went on this rant with someone too. As a professionally trained chef, I resent Gordon't treatment of the contestants. This is how training used to be in the kitchen, you'd get screamed at, treated poorly and abused. Chefs were treated like servants who were property to be abused (I guess if you like to abuse your belongings.) During the 60's and 70's the status of a chef was elevated to be a profession. Ramsey's behavior brings the profession back decades. Why would the public want to watch people be abused? I just don't get it? Why would anyone think Ramsey's behavior would be motivating? This is a horrible show that promotes behaving in an ugly manner to completely demean others.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
Not sure if this has been addressed in prior posts, but, yesterday (7/26/09), the New York Daily News ran an article about Danny Veltri, last year's Hell's Kitchen winner. Seems Danny does NOT have his own restaurant in the Borgatta. He is currently working as a sous chef for Stephen Kalt in a restaurant in Atlantic City, NJ. Instead of building a new restaurant for Veltri, the Atlantic City landmark turned to master chef Stephen Kalt and asked him to take some existing space and turn it into a new eatery. Fornelletto opened earlier this month. And Veltri was hired as one of Kalt's SOU-CHEFS.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I LOVE Hell's Kitchen. No apologies. Yes, I guess I am entertained by seeing people FAIL, and I enjoy watching people getting cursed out. (I come from a conflict averse family, so I think it's therapuetic.) Throw in some sharp knives, and what's not to like! Maybe they could move the show one step further into absurdity by doing it American Idol style and have America call in votes.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I enjoy Hell's Kitchen. I'm not a fan of the vulgarity, fake drama, and bad cuts. I like the show because of the contestants. There are always a few strong cooks, normally silent until they have to speak out, that are worth watching.
Hell's Kitchen is skill based. But it challenges the contestants to do more than just cook. They have to prove they can cook, can work at any station in a brigade, they can work with anyone, they can run a brigade, they can create their own dishes, and finally they can run a brigade serving their menu. They are given very little support. The victories tend to be time away from the kitchen, while the punishments revolve around the boring, hard, and repetitive tasks in the kitchen.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
hehe I'm not afraid to admit I kinda love Hell's Kitchen. Didn't know this season already started and just stayed up super late watching the premiere on hulu. Laughed out loud through the whole thing!
It's kinda like Wipeout. Watch it when you are feeling cranky. Just good ole fashion comic relief. :)
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
If you're stuck with network as I am, I'd much rather watch a show that's kinda about cooking that yet another cop/lawyer drama or the soap opera spinoff of a soap opera about doctors or reruns of eveybody loves raymond...
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
Well...I could not WAIT until the new season started but was very disappointed as well with all the inept contestants who seem to think they are "Julia Childs" and are the best in their business only to find out that they actually stink at it! The cursing has gotten way out of hand...the attitudes of the contestants reminds me of my childhood at home (not a good thing) and no one seems to be learning anything from Chef Ramsey. I don't think at this point that ANYONE is qualified to win at the end of this contest and if they do...it's only because SOMEONE has to win...that's the name of the game, right? Hope Chef Ramsey sees these comments and changes his show to where there are contestants like in the 1st and 2nd shows, people who WANT to win and actually have cooking some skills. Not some foul-mouthed, in-your-face, lazy good-for-nothing fat asses (why don't these people DIET for god's sakes?) Where's IS your pride? Overweight is okay...but morbidly obese? Disgusting to look at. And stopping work in the middle to have FOUR bottles of water? With THAT attitude? Can you just IMAGINE them being in charge as head chef at a prestigious restaurant? Can you? Of course not show is NOT believable. And it doesn't look like it's going to be any better next week with the fire. Just more drama.
And the "Keystone Cops" had more control over themselves than this group of losers.
I won't watch another episode if this doesn't change. Entertainment? I think not!
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
You seriously need to watch Masterchef (goes large), Masterchef Pro, and Masterchef Australia. What's amazing is how the Australians can stretch Masterchef into 72 episodes in a season, and yet keep it interesting and food centric. The first few episodes of Masterchef Australia are weak, but once the contestants are chosen it smooths out.
All of them are FAR FAR FAR FAR better than any incarnation of Hell's Kitchen, of which the latest USA one is the worst.
You can find Masterchef Australia here Masterchef Australia
The UK Masterchef can be found in assorted other places (unfortunately none of which include any American stations).
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
I watched Hell's Kitchen for the first time last night and wow was I unimpressed. I didn't realize the contestants were supposed to have talent - I felt like I was watching that show where Chef Jeff trying to teach kids who have gone down the wrong path in life to have a future in the culinary world.
Why I Hate 'Hell's Kitchen'
hate this show as well but i still kinda love Gordon. That being said, what I mean is that I love watching him on BBC America. I love Kitchen Nightmares as well as The F Word. It might have a lot to do with the producers or directors there vs. here because he comes off different. Yes he's still vulgar and arrogant, but somehow sexier........its so weird that he doesn't translate - I totally blame the producers.
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About: Full time Art Director and food lover. Looking for the best eats and greatest food in NY. Pub food lover and beer expert. I'm a self taught cook but I'm always looking to learn more about unusual cuisines and ingredients. I absolutely love baseball!
Favorite foods: Burgers (all sorts), Rabbit, Mofongo, Whole fish, Grilled octopus, Unusual pizza, Bacon, Lamb, Soft shell crabs, Pork tenderloin, Rib eye, Fresh fruit, Beef tongue, Steamed dumplings, Chicken wings, Duck confit, 255 characters just isn't enough...
Last bite on earth: My mother's rabbit stew with spaghetti.

Argh, haha yes "TOP" Tomato, my apologies...