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That sounds EXACTLY like what Jerry Petrongolo's grandma use'ta make for us in DC when they'd come down form Jersey! To the TEE! Man is that stuff GOOD! It'll make ya wonder what the H you been eatin' all your life!
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 10:13PM on 09/13/08

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I'm Mad as Hell, But I Guess I'll Just Keep Taking It Anyway ...

What they need to do is start shooting some of the corrupt government officals and crooks with ADM - like they do in China when their guys get caught screwing the People. The PIZZA Eating People demand justice. Al's Pizza (much greatness) by Bachman Lake/Love Field Airport, has started jacking things up a buck also now. What A RIP!
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 9:58AM on 05/23/08

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A Rekindled Interest in At-Home Pizzamaking

Great piece and all, but what I do is go to onn'a my fave joints and buy a ball or two of dough off of them for a buck or so. Throw it in a pre-greased (OK, pre-Pam'ed) ziplok bag and you are good to go. Dough making is the BIGGEST ASS-WHIPPING there is when it comes to 'za makin' at mi casa, right? Buy some good stuff, let it rise and pound it out and you are (mostly) good to go! Is this cheating or a wise use of time and/or resources? It beats the H out of that suck-@ss Boboli, that's for sure!
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 1:53PM on 03/27/08

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Metromix at the New York Pizza Show

Was that a Jim Rhome reference? Rack 'em? Yech!
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 6:52PM on 03/11/08

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Vezzo: Three Strikes and You're Out!

Wow! I guess b/c people are SHEEP and will follow any trendy thing - quality and ass-kicking-ness be damned! If they suck - they suck. Keep Preachin' The TRUTH!!!!
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 6:48PM on 03/11/08

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14th Street and Below: A DJ Bubbles Drive-By

Another out-of-the-park home run by Slices #1 review guy! I cannot wait to read what he is up to - and he never dissapoints! I like a guy who will tell you flat out how the cow eats the cabbage...
Vegas

SputnikHQ at 10:10AM on 02/27/08

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Pizza in a Cone: Kornet Pizza

This is GROSS! How about a story on the family whose kids ain't going to KState b/c mommy and daddy invested in a LOSER at the Mall Food Court? They should have held out for a CornDog Franchise or something Nasty!
kevin

SputnikHQ at 2:26PM on 01/31/08

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Imo's Pizza in St. Louis

The so-called "St Loius Style" of pie is trying to make a go of it here in Big D - and several of these places of popped up in Allen, Grapevine, Dallas proper and a think I saw one in The Town of The Cow (Fort Worth) a few weeks back. They all suck! This fake-ass cheese "ProVEL!" is PLASTIC and melts like a crayon on your pie. A melty yellow/white crayon on this nasty leftover matzoh "crust" that soggs out in like 5 minutes. Seriously, go and try it - it is like a mountain oyster - you need to try it to know why more don't! Yeech!
Sputnik

SputnikHQ at 4:28PM on 01/18/08

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Hillary Chokes Up but Manages to Diss Pizza

SHAME on her! I bet she had a SLEW of Fat Freedie's Pizza Pit boxes under her bed a Wellesley! Pizza was there for her - Is she there for pizza? I think we ALL know the answer to that one...

SputnikHQ at 12:26PM on 01/08/08

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San Francisco to Ban Pizza?

San Francisco, poster-child to the rest of America for wheels-off living, is worried about PIZZA BOXES?!?! Nice!
Kevin

SputnikHQ at 8:52PM on 11/27/07

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Worst Pizza Commercial Ever

That makes me wanna call 'em up and order a coupl'a hunn'ert pies an not pay for 'em so's they go out of business! Is everyone a brain-dead stoner with the munchies in these 3 towns?
Sputnik

SputnikHQ at 2:57PM on 11/20/07

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Jeno's, Totino's Pizzas Recalled

When did those cheap-ass orbs of nasty start containing real meat?

SputnikHQ at 11:53AM on 11/07/07

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A Slice of Heaven: Washington, D.C.

I cannot for the life of me belive that VACE (Vach-E) Deli on Conn Ave right over the Rock Creek Park Bridge is not noted. Simply put, since Viareggio's shuttered, the MOST kicakass pie in the District. Forget the toasted basil and mango-lime chutney pies of all the foo-foo places - this place whoops more ass in 1 day than the rest do in a MONTH! And their white pie is like dough, olive oil, slivered onion "hoops", and maybe some salt or who knows - WHO CARES! I dare you to get one to go and drive back to Catholic University in your car with the windows rolled up. Your mind will have you chew your fingers off it smells so good...so strident is the aroma! These cats have it right! MAN! It KILLS!
Sputnik

SputnikHQ at 5:00PM on 10/03/07

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A Slice of Heaven: Domino's

Americans LOVE crap! Look at McDonalds...What is it now? Oer 10 BILLION served - and no one really liked ANY of those so-called burgers. But alas, they sell. Just like Dominos...support the Mom n' Pops of the Land!
Sputnik

SputnikHQ at 8:27AM on 10/03/07

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