Bourdain Rants About the Food Network
Adam needs to learn how to hold a microphone.
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Bourdain Rants About the Food Network
If you watch the next food network star show, and see and listen to the executives that are in charge of the programming.. you may get a feel for why the network has become so inane.
Bourdain Rants About the Food Network
I think Bourdain was a bit lit. I dig him big time! I also think someone needs to tell Adam that banging the mic around like a rattle is disturbing. Adam get some help with that. It grinds on my last bit of humanity. The girlish sighing is equally disturbing. Someone call Al Roker and tell him to call Adam and give him pointers about interviewing big name chefs.
Giada doesn't suck that it true. I love Ina and who shouldn't the woman is fabulous to the 4th power. Where was that interview done? There was famous chefs waist deep. I agree I would have left lit Bourddain alone and went to the Batali Oliver chat. That must have been priceless.
You know what I like about Guy Fieri (aka Biker Billy cooks with jewelry)
he can shove a huge burger in his mouth and not get any on his shirt. That is about all.
Bourdain Rants About the Food Network
While I think Bourdain is a bit of a blowhard, his views on the FN ring true.
Have you seen the ads for their upcoming/new shows?
"He's a rock-n-roll cake baker."
"He's a male model/hockey player..."
"She's a hip-hop entreprenuer..."
It's about personalities, not food.
And don't even get me started on Guy Fieri. What a tool.
Bourdain Rants About the Food Network
Joan....Who changes the accent colors in their kitchen depending on what they're cooking? I guess I look at the food and not the curtains over the fake window.
Bourdain Rants About the Food Network
I love Bourdain, on his show he travels to great places and doesn't wishy wash the way of life there. He finds someone who lives there and shows the best places to eat and make you want to visit there. Some of the shows on the FN are a joke, who changes all the accent colors in the kitchen depending on what you are cooking, get real.
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ag3206 is SO funny. for the first time ever, I find myself wishing Huckabee were still running. That is so perfect "Vanilla Huckabean"!
Sfcrotty - those are very nice.
The New York official state tree is the Sugar Maple. State fruit the apple (NY state apples are excellent, I know and I live in a big apple-growing state) There must be a apple/maple ice cream in there for Hillary.
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How about White McCain-adamia Nuts? Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks and white macadamia nuts.
Now, if I could only figure out how to work "Aged" into the recipe...?
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Hillary, Dillary, Dock
Hillary: I Married a Marshmallow
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For Billary and/or Bobamma...
Universal Heath Crunch *
* Product Disclaimer (in 8pt font): This product is free; however, a lengthy waiting period may be required in order to receive said product. In the event consumer is not yet dead by the time the free ice cream is provided, consumer acknowledges and accepts that Heath may be virtually absent from final product, and that final product will be rationed in significantly smaller portions than provided in the current marketplace. Consumer agrees to express appropriate gratitude for this free product, acknowledging that once taxes have been sufficiently increased to ensure universal distribution of product, consumer will probably be unable to afford a carton of ice cream anyway.
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McCain - Straight Talk Express-o (espresso ice cream with chocolate chunks in the shape of little campaign buses)
Clinton - It Tastes A Village (coconut with red and blue m&ms)
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