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Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
you could get ground buffalo and mix in a little ground pork for appropriate fat content. I also do this with venison chili.
Los Angeles: A Small Coincidence at Mini Bites
Jays was an institution. I once gave the heimlich to a choking patron there and then ran out of gas on my way to see Leon Russell at the Knitting Factory. Chili cheese with egg please.
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
The best Barbecue exisits in Lockhart and Lulling, Texas. period.
Kreuz Market.
Smitty's Market
City Market in Lulling. (Not to be confused with Lulling City Market in Houston)
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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links
They sell Prince's burgers at Reliant Stadium and they are terrible. So bad that I have never dared go to the restaurant. I hope that the restaurant is better as it is said to be an institution.
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
you could get ground buffalo and mix in a little ground pork for appropriate fat content. I also do this with venison chili.
Los Angeles: A Small Coincidence at Mini Bites
Jays was an institution. I once gave the heimlich to a choking patron there and then ran out of gas on my way to see Leon Russell at the Knitting Factory. Chili cheese with egg please.
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
The best Barbecue exisits in Lockhart and Lulling, Texas. period.
Kreuz Market.
Smitty's Market
City Market in Lulling. (Not to be confused with Lulling City Market in Houston)
John T. Edge Answers Questions
Jays Jay Burgers- RIP
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
Find me that rooster!
McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review
Sometimes I want it.
Hamburger America: Dick's Drive-In in Seattle, Washington
@sallyforth:
I bet the Seattle Gay Men's Chorus love thems some bag o' Dick's as well.
(sorry, I couln't help it)
Overcooked Burger Send-Back Success at Bacchus in Brooklyn
The French always spit in returned food. It is tradition.
In Videos: Heart Attack Grill
The burgers look great and the tail looks fine. The joke is a little stale but I would go there.
Seriously Delicious Super Bowl Party Giveaway: La Frieda Black Label Burgers
I ams a blog burger geek.
My social life? Its weak.
But I eats me burgers.
And not dems frankfurters.
Fo dey fills me belly wits meat.
Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: Two Peter Luger Steaks
Dry aged Bone in anything.
Dear AHT: Should I Make Burgers with My Elk Meat?
You can combine the elk with beef and it will not be so dry and gamey. Also you can combine the elk with pork/beef and make Texas style chili.
In Defense of Breakfast: A Morning Manifesto
I most relate to this quote about breakfast from Hunter S. Thompson.
"Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home — and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed — breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…. Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music…. All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked."
HST
Cheddar Bomb, a Burger in a Pool of Cheese
Chris Madrids's- In San Antonio.
P. J. Clarke's: A Pub That Doesn't Serve a Pub Burger
"obnoxious ex-frat boys become lawyers / finance dudes and their female alter ego squawking career chicks"
What about the Motorhead sleeveless, acid wash jeans wearing hipsters and their Nietzsche quoting female alter egos discussing eternal recurrence and smoking cloves? Are they better?
Danyelle 'Restaurant Girl' Freeman on the Best Sliders in the City
"as they suffer from all the faults that Kobe burgers do. Meh."
What is that which they suffer? I have never had a kobe burger.
Just wondering.
Grilled: Robb Walsh, Food Critic
The article Made me go to Lankford Market today. Delicious. They are currently serving tomato free burgers due to the scare.
Topeka, Kansas: Bobo's Drive-In on Guy Fieri's 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives'
Anthony Bourdain on Guy Fieri:
"Guy Fieri... did you ever see the Simpsons episode where it's decided that Itchy and Scratchy need a sidekick? So a committee gets together and they invent one called Poochie.... Guy Fieri kind of looks like he's been designed by committee."
This is kind of funny if you watch the Simpsons.
Manhattan: Spitzer's Corner
FYI
http://www.texasmonthly.com/2007-12-01/feature-7.php
"If Akaushi (“Ah-ka-oo-shee”) sounds like what’s called Wagyu, source of notably succulent Japanese beef, it’s because they’re kissing cousins. Actually, “Wagyu” is a general term meaning “Japanese beef.” The correct name for those famous fatties is Kuroushi—“kuro” meaning “black” and “ushi” meaning “cattle.” (In case you’re wondering, Kobe beef is Kuroushi raised near Kobe, Japan.) Akaushi means “red cattle,” though they’re really reddish-brown. In 1994 eleven lone Akaushi were imported by HeartBrand Beef to its South Texas ranch outside Yoakum. From that small pool, they’ve increased to five thousand and are the only breeding herd outside Japan."
In Fort Worth, Kincaid's Lets Us Down While Fearing's Picks Us Back Up
Fred's Texas Cafe has the best burgers in Ft. Worth. Always tasty.
http://www.fredstexascafe.com/
I do love Kinkaid's though and was as surprised and shocked at the lack of quality. It was there last time I went which was about 4 years ago. Pre-made burgers? Geees!
The Sad State of American Burgers ...
"Double the Price" in Plano, Texas is about 1/4 of regular price in NYC.
In Videos: Heart Attack Grill
I agree Adam...I think the whole schitck is exactly that....a schtick. If thier food was any good maybe I'd be more inclined to eat there again.
http://eatingtheroad.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/heart-attack-grill-diet-center/
They're just trying to tap into the whole shock/controversy thing...and unfortunately that does work. Those news stations can't get enough of it. If you really want to dislike them watch the video on their homepage (How to Kill a Giant):
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
I just had an allergic reaction today with itching, hives and trouble breathing from a buffalo burger at a restaurant. I also have allergic reaction to beef with same symptoms. I've had this happen after eating a steak at a restaurant. That was my worse one, Beef tips and hamburger from restaurant and beef from store. I recently started getting the natural beef(Krogers-Laura something brand) and so far I've not had any allergy symptoms when I had this It says on the package that there are no hormones or antibiotics in it.. I took a benadryl and it makes me tired but I've heard that you can take the non drowsy claritin. I'm also wondering what they are giving to the animals now that is causing this as I never had this happen for years. This started in the last year or two. I think they are loading them with hormones and antibiotics. I've never had a reaction to chicken but I heard they use hormones on them too but it must be too small to cause a reaction. Sorry I have no solution as I miss eating steak esp. when I go out to a restaurant. They do have natural steak in the store and again no allergic reaction. I do not know about the usda labeled beef in stores. I read their info. and can make no sense out of it. Also I did not realize that bison and buffalo are different
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
Hi I finally found someone with the same reaction to ground beef that I have. I have not always had this allergic reaction but it has been in the last 13 years so it makes me wonder what they are doing to our beef now that they didn't do back then. I don't always have this reaction but when I do it is severe hives. I have wondered if I sometimes get a batch that has some of the cleaning solution in it or if it is foreign beef and they have added someting to it to make it safe for USA. I can never eat at McDonalds because i always have this reaction.
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
We bought a flat (20) last week from a local organic market and had the same thing happen. All 20 eggs were double yolked. It was the weirdest thing.
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
Whoa - I want that dozen of eggs!!! The yolk is my favorite part!
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
OMG....Since about May of 2008 I also have an allergy to beef/pork. At first I had no clue to what my allergy was with. I would get hives...swell up...and itch like crazy. The itching would stop if I layed down in the tub filled with warm water. I cant even eat bacon or ham....its been chicken and turkey for over a year now. Worst thing is I am sort of over paranoid about this...the itching is pure hell. I found out its not just eating...but if steamed and I am over it while being steaming...I get the reaction but not as intense. Thank god or whatever higher being you belive in that I can still drink MILK. Thank you everyone for your comments...I at least know others are in the same boat...maybe there is hope.
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
For about a year I would break out in cat o' nine tails of welts--hives--when I ate dairy. I abstained for a year, slowly introduced it, (I don't think it's good to take antihistamines regularly) and now can have it without problems. 'Drying out' seemed to help. I never told anyone in real life because I thought they would say I was crazy.
If you're having that severe a reaction, you should get it checked out--it's unusual you only get it from meat, since you probably eat beef in tiny doses, in broth and such, without realizing it--in marinates, even ground up in processed chicken products. You may only be allergic to a certain protein or your allergy may be more diffuse. Either way, simply avoiding burgers and steaks, if you have a really, really severe allergy won't necessarily protect you.
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
I too am allergic to beef. During the last year, I've had to add pork to the list as well. I used to eat hot dogs, but that's over as of last night due to a trip to the ER with anaphalaxis. Very scary......I don't know what the cause is, no one can tell me. I developed this in my mid-twenties and it has progressively gotten worse. I can no longer eat Arby's roast beef, McDonalds, Wendy's--you name it, it nails me. Just FYI though, don't mess around with anaphylactic reactions. Get to the ER quickly; you can die from this. Your blood pressure may dump so low that your body cannot recover on it's own. The only solution I have found is to avoid the offending food. It's chicken, fish or turkey. Yuk. Anyway, it would be interesting to find out what the exact culprit is. Good luck everyone.
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
I myself recently found out that i am allergic to hamburger i'm supposing its beef in general as i only eat my burgers well done. however its only the beef that is store purchased and is ground. i can go to McDonald or any fast food restaurant and order a burger and be fine. if i eat home made patties i break out in bumps, itch horrible, and even swell in my hands and face. last week i ate burgers and i done all of the above and even vomited so im still trying to figure out what i can do to eat burgers again as they are my favorite. any one out here have a solution to this problem?
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
When I was young and impoverished I used to work in an egg packing factory, a horrible job, but it paid well. As people like their eggs uniform my job was to check that the eggs were all the same - they would pass in front of me on a metal grid and a bright light was shone through the eggshells.
Any non-uniform eggs - double yolkers, part fertilised, deformed shells, that sort of thing, were snatched from the line and thrown into a big vat, and taken off to be dried to make egg powder and used in cake manufacturing
Could the egg checker in this case have meant to put the double yolkers on one side for disposal, but made a mistake and packed them instead?
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
I had a friend who was allergic to regular beef due to some sort of dye that was used in the preparation, but she was able to eat Coleman Natural Beef without a problem.
Dear AHT: Should I Make Burgers with My Elk Meat?
Yes! Elk burgers are delicious! I found a great elk burger marinade on AmericanHunter.org if anyone wants to try it out: http://americanhunter.org/ArticlePage.aspx?cid=40&id=1699
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
I have a faint memory of a girl that went to the same school as I did when we were kids who was allergic to beef in general. She was allergic to almost everything. If I remember correctly she could only eat meat from young bulls. It had to be male and young. Don't know why.
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
Elk makes good burgers, just add a little fat to it (I use a couple strips of bacon when I grind it.)
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
Bryan,
You may want to check with an allergist to make sure you're not actually allergic to corn. A good friend of mine found out last year she had a corn allergy that was causing her problems and it even goes so far as eating beef that was corn-fed. The beef solution is easy (simply buy grass-fed beef) but it's amazing how much corn permeates the food world.
And just to nitpick (because that's what I do) nobody is eating buffalo... it's all bison that we eat here. Buffalo are a different animal.
Dear AHT: 'Help! I'm Allergic to Beef"
Bryan, I HAVE read about something like this, because my girlfriend feels quite ill only when she eats beef that is not completely cooked. Beef stew -- fine. Medium-rare burger -- she gets sick.
If you have similar reactions (you didn't mention doneness being a factor, but if you love burgers maybe you always eat them fairly pink), then you may have the same allergy. It's actually an allergy to BSA, a protein in cows' blood that is rendered harmless by fully cooking. Chow ran a good piece on it here:
http://www.chow.com/stories/11307
If you suffer from BSA allergy, of course, it's a mixed blessing. Better than 100% beef allergy, but kiss bloody steaks goodbye.
Good luck.
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
If any of you city folk gird your loins for a journey into the Great White North, you will do yourselves a delicious favor by getting off I91 at Putney VT for Curtis' BBQ!
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
THE same exact thing has happened to me!One dozen double yolks in the same dozen.My purchase was from TRADER JOES in SAN DIEGO in May 2009.The eggs are jumbo.
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
when i was a kid we had a chook (that's what we call chickens in AUS) that laid double-yolkers every time
One Dozen Trader Joe's Eggs, Each with a Double Yolk
This is so fun!! Lucky you! :)
McDonald's Big Mac, The AHT Review
I will only eat the filet o fish, the burgers are nasty.
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
Thanks FoodStuffs for that rec...would love to hear about more BBQ in the metro area.
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
I had some damn good BBQ last night from Swingbelly's in Long Beach, Long Island. No joke.
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
woohoo Leatha's!! (Hattiesburg, MS), and Dreamland (Mobile, AL)
May is National BBQ Month: Who serves it up best?
In the true southern states BBQ is pork. If we say "let's go get some BBQ we ain't talking bout beef or chicken, we're talking pig. And as others have already pointed out BBQ is a noun and not a verb to describe anything cooked over coals. Some Yankees or Texans might say they're going to BBQ a beef brisket but it wouldn't qualify as BBQ where I live.
As far as our sister state to the North, their BBQ is quite good. I've eaten the best in Lexington, Goldsboro, Rocky Mount, Wilson and Ayden but I'll take our juicier Q with mustard base over their leaner Q with vinegar/pepper/no base any day. They serve Brunswick stew in NC which is not BBQ while in SC you'll get real BBQ hash. I once asked a hash maker what was in her hash? She replied, "pig". I said, "what else?" and she said "mo pig".
When I hear folks bragging about the Memphis Q they obviously haven't eaten SC's best. Corky's, a highly regarded Memphis chain, opened a restaurant in Columbia, SC but soon went out of business due to the higher quality of the local competition. The ribs I had at the famous Rendezvous were so over cooked and dry ( even though they were wet ) I should have sent them back. The four other Carolinians at our table shared these sentiments.
I've also had the highly over-rated Dreamland ribs of Birmingham which were a huge disappointment. They were tough with their membranes still firmly attached and had little flavor even with that strange watery red dipping juice. Luckily they came with loaf bread or I would have left hungry.
I can honestly say that some of the best ribs I've had were at Carson's in Chicago. According to one rumor, too many of those ribs cost "The Refrigerator" Perry his NFL career.
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Location: Houston Texas
About: A man who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
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They sell Prince's burgers at Reliant Stadium and they are terrible. So bad that I have never dared go to the restaurant. I hope that the restaurant is better as it is said to be an institution.