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I Am a Bit Corny, Don't You Think?

@Paulie Gee, you would have to talk to Adam about that blog post. I was not in that tour!

@HEarthofGlass! Just call me Slice Dude. My father was "Mr. Slice."

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

@NYminknit: As a matter of fact, I do have a CANDY CORN COSTUME! LOOKEE: http://flickr.com/photos/slice/2987829856/

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Food places actually shown on Google Maps.

maportofu: YOU RULE! I had never, ever noticed that before on gmaps. Wow. Maybe Magnolia because it's such a tourist trap for SATC lovers? The others all have history on their side (though the current location of Lombardi's is not the original, nor is that operation's history unbroken). I poked around in Brooklyn quickly, looking for obvious inclusions; Luger isn't there, nor is Di Fara or Junior's. Trying to think offhand what else might be listed in BK, but can't think of anything else old/touristy, so maybe they haven't added Brooklyn food landmarks yet.

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'Imbibe' Magazine Wins 2008 Michael Jackson Beer Journalism Award

Hahahahah. Yes, I know who the other Michael Jackson was. I was wondering how long it would take someone to come in here and correct my (lame) attempt at humor. ;)

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I Am a Bit Corny, Don't You Think?

@Paulie Gee, you would have to talk to Adam about that blog post. I was not in that tour!

@HEarthofGlass! Just call me Slice Dude. My father was "Mr. Slice."

From Serious Eats

Candy Corn: Anti Stance

@NYminknit: As a matter of fact, I do have a CANDY CORN COSTUME! LOOKEE: http://flickr.com/photos/slice/2987829856/

From Talk

Food places actually shown on Google Maps.

maportofu: YOU RULE! I had never, ever noticed that before on gmaps. Wow. Maybe Magnolia because it's such a tourist trap for SATC lovers? The others all have history on their side (though the current location of Lombardi's is not the original, nor is that operation's history unbroken). I poked around in Brooklyn quickly, looking for obvious inclusions; Luger isn't there, nor is Di Fara or Junior's. Trying to think offhand what else might be listed in BK, but can't think of anything else old/touristy, so maybe they haven't added Brooklyn food landmarks yet.

From Serious Eats

'Imbibe' Magazine Wins 2008 Michael Jackson Beer Journalism Award

Hahahahah. Yes, I know who the other Michael Jackson was. I was wondering how long it would take someone to come in here and correct my (lame) attempt at humor. ;)

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Closings: Brick Oven Gallery, Williamsburg

What? Did you think I had no feelings? If you prick me, do I not grease? If I am saddened, do I not shed an olive oil tear?

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Ghostly Pizzeria Photo

Sorry for overlooking the attribution, BaHa. I think it was clear in my mind where it had come from, but I failed to convey that to anyone else. My apologies. It has been fixed!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BOYS UND GHOULS!

Bwahhhaha! I'm all fun and games and smiles until Halloween, when I grow fangs and turn into a vampire pumpkin! I will not hurt you, however. I am too busy blogging to leave Slice HQ.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BOYS UND GHOULS!

Hello, BaHa! It is nice to see you comment on my first post ever. However, I am afraid you are mistaken. I am not Adam. I am Slice Dude. I have tied Adam up on a rickety wooden chair and placed him in the corner of the Slice/Serious Eats office. I am in control of this blog today! Thank you for your photo link. I will blog it later today if you don't mind. It is moody and eerie.

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I Am a Bit Corny, Don't You Think?

@HeartofGlass...That sounds about right. Reminds me of Spaceballs. :)

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I Am a Bit Corny, Don't You Think?

@holdthemayo

Does that make Slice Dude's nemesis "Pizza the Hut?"

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

I must say, whatever one thinks of candy corn in reality, those imaginary candy corn illustrations are amazing.

From Slice

I Am a Bit Corny, Don't You Think?

Mr. Slice: "Slice Dude, I am your father."

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

As a kid, I used to break off just the white part from each piece. This was the only part I'd eat...Maybe I thought it was the most "natural" because it wasn't dyed (my mom doesn't eat the blue m&ms for the same reason--she thinks they're too "unnatural"-looking).

Now I can't stand to eat candy corn. What's even worse are those nasty pumpkins that come in the mix (although I used to bite all the stems off of those when I was little, too). I'm glad I know better now.

From Serious Eats

Candy Corn: Anti Stance

Erin totally won this argument....candy corn is repulsive!

From Slice

I Am a Bit Corny, Don't You Think?

Just as long as you don't have Sweet Corn on you, a monstrosity add-on I occasionally saw when I lived in England, I'm all your Slice Dude!

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

I wasn't expecting this from someone who was photoshop'd into a picture with giant candy corn.

@FoodBully: my brother and I once tried to eat wax lips that we got. We thought it was some kind of weird candy that you could use as lips...then eat. Much happier eating the candy corn.

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

Preach it! Fall deserves so much more! Wax is not a food and neither is candy corn.

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

How dare you disparage candles that way! They are delicious. How else could you explain wax lips at Halloween? Maybe you just need to try one of the many scrumdidilyumptious flavors at Yankee Candle. I think they even have a candy corn flavor. Yum!

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

By itself, I don't care for candy corn. But mix it with salted peanuts, and that's surprisingly good.

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

Erin: Thank you for perfectly articulating all that is wrong with candy corn.

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

As a kid, I liked to bite each of the colors off one at a time. I have to agree that corn syrup/candle analogy is valid. :)

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

If you're going to throw it at me, can you aim for my mouth? I LOVE candy corn!

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

While pro-candy corn, I have to acknowledge that the candle-corn syrup line is a riot.

That being said, since candy corn is for throwing, hit me with your best shot.

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Candy Corn: Anti Stance

The yellow, orange, and white now has friends in other colors.

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Food places actually shown on Google Maps.

Thanks for the shout out. Google wonders never cease.

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Closings: Brick Oven Gallery, Williamsburg

Very nice place with a poor location. Whenever and wherever they reopen, it's gonna be tough duplicating their very serious oven.

Ciao,

Paulie Gee

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BOYS UND GHOULS!

Sorry, Slice Dude. I certainly wouldn't want to offend you, as you are far scarier than Adam. Feel free to use the link, just don't hurt me!

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Website: http://slice.seriouseats.com/

Location: Ovens, pizza boxes, and bellies everywhere

About: I am hot. I am cheesy. I am greasy. I am saucy. I wanna get inside your belly.

Favorite foods: You'd think I'd say pizza, but I am not a cannibal!

Last bite on earth: I will stalk this earth until humans are no longer around to give me life.