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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

As far as Aphrodisiacs go, I'll take Giant Clam.

When I was introduced to giant clam sushi, my friendly sushi chef asked me if I was married or had a girlfriend. I told him that I had a girlfriend.

"But why?" I asked. He didn't speak his answer. Instead, he held out his right arm so that it was bent at the elbow with an upright fist. With his other hand, he slapped the bottom of his elbow, and then hardened his fist, which sent his whole arm quivering.

The sushi bar erupted with bawdy laughter at his ribald characterization of a monstrous male member.

"Oh... so you eat giant clam, then that happens, and you need your
girlfriend right away."

Westerners believe oysters put you in the mood; why not giant clam?

Silent 3 at 8:32AM on 02/15/07

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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

As far as Aphrodisiacs go, I'll take Giant Clam.

When I was introduced to giant clam sushi, my friendly sushi chef asked me if I was married or had a girlfriend. I told him that I had a girlfriend.

"But why?" I asked. He didn't speak his answer. Instead, he held out his right arm so that it was bent at the elbow with an upright fist. With his other hand, he slapped the bottom of his elbow, and then hardened his fist, which sent his whole arm quivering.

The sushi bar erupted with bawdy laughter at his ribald characterization of a monstrous male member.

"Oh... so you eat giant clam, then that happens, and you need your
girlfriend right away."

Westerners believe oysters put you in the mood; why not giant clam?

Silent 3 at 8:32AM on 02/15/07

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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

Can't you have both!? We're having an oyster contest and asking readers: "What would you do with four dozen free oysters?" and awarding the best answer with ... you guessed it - 4 dozen free oysters! Check out the contest at MarxFood.com

fiddleheadfern at 1:41PM on 10/03/08

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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

Oh dear, David Jacobs, the Sextionnaire, huh?
Alright. This is what I made my friends fill out:

SEXTIONNAIRE

On a scale of one to ten, how aroused were you today? (1 = I was asleep the whole time; 10 = It was as if I were dying of thirst and my partner was Fiji artesian water)

On a scale of one to ten, how intense was the pleasure you experienced today? (1 = I was asleep the whole time; 10 = searing pleasure which left me shaken and feeble)

How does the sex you had today compare to the sex you usually have with your partner?

____We always have good sex. Today was no exception.

____We always have good sex. But today was even better than usual.

____We always have good sex. But today was the best sex we've ever had.

(Ignore this question on the non-food day) Do you think the food helped put you in the mood? Please explain.

Please make any additional comments you think might be helpful.

Sarah Deming at 2:03AM on 02/16/07

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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

Sarah, please post the "Sextionnaire."

djacobs at 1:41PM on 02/15/07

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