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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

As far as Aphrodisiacs go, I'll take Giant Clam.

When I was introduced to giant clam sushi, my friendly sushi chef asked me if I was married or had a girlfriend. I told him that I had a girlfriend.

"But why?" I asked. He didn't speak his answer. Instead, he held out his right arm so that it was bent at the elbow with an upright fist. With his other hand, he slapped the bottom of his elbow, and then hardened his fist, which sent his whole arm quivering.

The sushi bar erupted with bawdy laughter at his ribald characterization of a monstrous male member.

"Oh... so you eat giant clam, then that happens, and you need your
girlfriend right away."

Westerners believe oysters put you in the mood; why not giant clam?

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Oysters vs. Chocolate: Which Is Sexier?

As far as Aphrodisiacs go, I'll take Giant Clam.

When I was introduced to giant clam sushi, my friendly sushi chef asked me if I was married or had a girlfriend. I told him that I had a girlfriend.

"But why?" I asked. He didn't speak his answer. Instead, he held out his right arm so that it was bent at the elbow with an upright fist. With his other hand, he slapped the bottom of his elbow, and then hardened his fist, which sent his whole arm quivering.

The sushi bar erupted with bawdy laughter at his ribald characterization of a monstrous male member.

"Oh... so you eat giant clam, then that happens, and you need your
girlfriend right away."

Westerners believe oysters put you in the mood; why not giant clam?

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