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Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Has anyone seen the turkey-frying derrick that Alton Brown built in a Good Eats episode? He put a big ladder over the fryer and devised some sort of pulley and hook fisterus with which he raised and lowered the turkey in the oil while remainly safely away. I think he also had some system for determining the amount of oil you could safely put in the fryer without it boiling over.
Oh, what a dud!
I somehow ruined an entire pot of beef stock a few weeks ago. I was so excited - I had lots of good soup bones which I roasted with lots of tasty vegetables and let the whole shebang simmer for several hours. By the time I took it off the stove, the entire house reeked of onions and garlic and the stock tasted like dishwater. (Or what I imagine dishwater might taste like.) I had to trash the whole thing. There aren't words for how pissed off I was.
On the bright side, though, I didn't have to eat muppets.
help: tips for making turkey gravy
Letting your roux get darker than blond will make your gravy even tastier. I admit to an irrational prejudice against pale gravy. To me, good gravy is a deep, dark brown.
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Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Has anyone seen the turkey-frying derrick that Alton Brown built in a Good Eats episode? He put a big ladder over the fryer and devised some sort of pulley and hook fisterus with which he raised and lowered the turkey in the oil while remainly safely away. I think he also had some system for determining the amount of oil you could safely put in the fryer without it boiling over.
Oh, what a dud!
I somehow ruined an entire pot of beef stock a few weeks ago. I was so excited - I had lots of good soup bones which I roasted with lots of tasty vegetables and let the whole shebang simmer for several hours. By the time I took it off the stove, the entire house reeked of onions and garlic and the stock tasted like dishwater. (Or what I imagine dishwater might taste like.) I had to trash the whole thing. There aren't words for how pissed off I was.
On the bright side, though, I didn't have to eat muppets.
help: tips for making turkey gravy
Letting your roux get darker than blond will make your gravy even tastier. I admit to an irrational prejudice against pale gravy. To me, good gravy is a deep, dark brown.
Dinner Tonight: Creamy Corn Soup with Roasted Poblano Chile
Chipotles are smoked and dried while pobalanos are fresh so I don't think you'd get the same effect, though I'm sure it would be quite tasty. I would think fresh jalapenos would be a more appropriate substitution than chipotles.
Thanksgiving Turkey in the Slow Cooker?
Just the thought makes me queasy.
Your Clever SE Name
I was sitting at my desk, in the middle of signing up and unable to think of a name. My eyes happened to fall on my copy of The Gallery of Regrettable Food by James Lileks and a name was born. Or stolen, whichever.
Also it reflects the troubled relationship I have with food, due to always having to fight with my weight.
Crawfish at The Boiling Crab in California
Wait, they boil the seafood in the plastic bag? Yeesh. I have no doubt that it's tasty but I'd have a really hard time not thinking about melted plastic molecules all over my food.
The Cooking Channel to replace Fine Living
Isn't the little guy who was the assistant on the Frugal Gourmet the one he got in trouble over? Kevin or something like that?
I'm really happy that the Food Network is doing this so people can stop bitching that it isn't non-stop cooking shows. Instead, those people can now bitch about the Cooking Channel when they start showing something other than cooking.
EW! Moldy wooden spoon!
It's gross for something that's been rinsed to sit in the dishwasher for a while? Really? I've never heard that before.
The only things I never put in the dishwasher (on purpose, anyway) are my wooden spoons. I even put my knives in there if I can arrange it so they aren't touching anything else. I don't feel like things that I've handwashed are even in the same ballpark of clean as those things that go through the dishwasher.
As for wooden utensils, I have to say that I'm really not a fan and the original poster's problem is a good example of why. I didn't use them for the longest time (not since I was living at home and had to use my mom's) but I bought some recently and I wish I'd saved my money. I know that this probably breaks some sort of Foodie Commandment but I don't really care.
CHILI!!!
I can't help you, I'm afraid. I've lost my chili mojo (maybe I never had to begin with?) as I discovered yesterday after a failed attempt. I'm going to use it to make chili lasagna. I'd make chili mac but I have lasagna noodles and no elbows.
What Did You Eat Today?
Woke up nineish. Had coffee and a couple of hours later I had a honeycrisp. About 3:30 I had half of a small avocado and a couple of pieces of toast. One buttered, one buttered and topped with cinnamon and sugar. About 8:30 I had a small bowl of chili. I made the chili today but I'm generally unhappy with it. I was able to make it edible by the addition of cayenne pepper, fresh chopped jalapenos and some of tillamook's finest cheddar grated on top. But still, I'm pissed off.
Looking for The Ultimate Macaroni and Cheese recipe
I usually make Tyler Florence's recipe. I like it because you steep garlic and thyme in the milk you use to make the bechamel. I add more cheese than the recipe calls for but then I almost always do that no matter what I'm making.
The other thing I love about this is the bacon topping.
Taste Test: Mustard
This test is impossible to take seriously without Zatarain's creole mustard.
How Do You Slip the Waiter Extra Tip Money?
When I'm splitting a check with the other diners, I tip what I want to tip and if I think someone might be shorting the server, I might kick in another little bit.
Many years ago I was at a business dinner hosted by someone visiting from out of town. I happened to look over and see her signing the check and she tipped something egregiously low - like 5% or less. I bit my tongue but the next day I mentioned it to some co-workers who were also appalled. So we took up a collection and dropped off some money for the waitress with an apology. First of all, it was the right thing to do and the place was less than a mile from the office so it was likely we'd go there again.
My last boss, the Evil Troll, would get cranky and undertip for the most ridiculous - and mostly imaginary - slights. I got in the habit of slipping a few dollars under a plate or a glass as we got up from the table. It was bad enough having to be seen with him, I didn't want people to think I condoned his idiocy.
I have a brother-in-law who doesn't tip on alcohol which, when we're out with him, usually constitutes a hefty portion of the bill. I slip some extra $$ under the plate then, too.
What to do with a bunch of dill?
That should be "to youR specifications."
What to do with a bunch of dill?
It's really good with carrots. Steam some carrots in a small amount of water in a covered skillet and when almost done (to you specifications) uncover and add some butter or olive oil and cook until the water evaporates. Add chopped up dill at the very end, a minute or so before you take it out of the pan. Green beans done the same way are tasty, too.
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If a restaurant doesn't allow people to read while they eat, I'll eat elsewhere. Simple.
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Turkey germs in the bathtub. Gross. I hope the wrapping didn't have any little holes in it.
Perfect cocktail for a BLT?
Gin and tonic was my first thought, though with a sangria would be nice, too, and much easier to make in bulk. I love Bloody Marys but not with food since they practically are food themselves.
Photo of the Day: Buddha-Shaped Pears
Too cool, except the first one looks like he's got the measles or something.
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Fig Tree
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Anyway, I seem to recall preferring the smaller figs. My mom made tasty fig preserves every year. I'd ask her for the recipe but if she answered I'd be freaked out because she passed away many years ago.
Drying or Freezing home-grown herbs
I froze thyme and oregano perfectly successfully. I simply washed them well and then wrapped them up tightly in paper towels & plastic wrap. I then stored the bundles in plastic containers or bags in the freezer. When I want some, I just unwrapped my little herby packages and took what I wanted.
They lasted for months and months.
I'm not sure I'd do the same for parsley. It's cheap enough that I'd rather buy it fresh anyway. I have no idea about dill because I've never managed to grow it.
frozen pizza without oven?
You could try defrosting it in the microwave and then crisping up the crust in a skillet. Maybe cover the skillet for a few minutes to simulate the heat of the oven. I heat up leftover pizza sometimes in a skillet when I don't want to turn the oven on.
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help: tips for making turkey gravy
Bourbon. When I make the roux, i initially deglaze with some good bourbon, and finely minced herbs and then put it the stock. Yum.
help: tips for making turkey gravy
I have made delicious gravy all my life and my mother and grandmother before me and my daughters and granddaughters too! We don't sweat the small stuff. We use a few drops of Kitchen Bouquet to darken it. I always make a cream gravy rather than the gravy from stock or broth. We add the giblets to the gravy and the neck meat to the dressing.
"dinner" vs "supper"
I think it depends on what's served. We have "chicken dinner," "lasagna dinner," "steak dinner," "breakfast for dinner," "chili supper," spaghetti supper," "soup and salad supper." "Lasagna supper" just doesn't sound right.
"dinner" vs "supper"
I have lived in Missouri (St. Louis) all my life. We always called the second meal of the day "Lunch", and the last meal of the day, "Supper". Although Dinner and Supper could be used interchangeably My husband's family did the same thing.. I notice my older siblings are now calling it "dinner" when they invite us over. I have always used the word Supper unless we are going out to a formal meal, then I will call it Dinner.
We have always used the word soda. My uncle used to call it sodie.
McDonald's Cheeseburger vs. McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger
I know folks who prefer the cheeseburger because it tastes better than the double cheeseburger.
I have to say the McDouble works for me because the one slice of cheese allows for the meat flavor to come through more than on the double cheeseburger.
I know this is off the subject, but the new Angus Mushroom & Swiss is good!
help: tips for making turkey gravy
"THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE RECIPE: Immediately put half the gravy into a storage container, let it cool down, then hide it in the refrigerator so that you'll have enough for pot pie or hot turkey sandwiches on Saturday."
betteirene- love that piece of advice. *L*
McDonald's Cheeseburger vs. McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger
Hilarious.
I just happen to be eating a McD's Cheeseburger right now! I missed lunch and had the hubby bring me one, well actually two, to work.
Tastes pretty good when you're really hungry!
help: tips for making turkey gravy
Well, I must say @maryannm (and echoers) and @betteirene gave some great answers.
Me, I have so much pre-cooking going on, I usually don't get to the stock beforehand. Plus, I like the way the aroma of gravy fills the house as you make it on T-day.
So, I just throw the neck and gizzards in a sauce pot on the stove first thing in the a.m., with all the celery and onion end bits from making the stuffing, a half carrot, and some peppercorns, bay leaf and a pinch of sea salt. (Note: DO NOT include the liver, as it will make the stock bitter.) I let that simmer gently all day, and add more water as necessary.
If you go this route, the key is scoring numerous cross-hatch slices into the neck and gizzards to extract as much flavor as possible. In the last hour of cooking, I scoop pan drippings with a ladle (and strain for fat), and add that to the stock - a little at a time - stirring and tasting as I go. Once the gravy is rich enough, I add white white wine (or sometimes, vodka) to add depth of flavor and cut through the fat.
Then I add fresh herbs to the pot (like sage and thyme - you can add other herbs or spices to your liking, of course)). From there I simmer and let the fat and alcohol mingle and cook off together for another 20-30 minutes. Stirring and tasting, and adding more drippings, herbs, seasoning or booze, as necessary for balance.
When the flavor is perfect, thicken with a golden roux of butter and flour, that has been diluted with gravy until smooth. Simmer and stir for 5-10 minutes longer, adding more roux, if necessary.
Important Tip: I always have at least 32 oz. of boxed or canned chicken stock on hand (turkey would be better of course), in the event that the gravy is to rich and needs diluting, or when more liquid is needed. This has saved me more than once. Also, it can make extra gravy in a pinch for leftovers, in the event some crazy fool tossed the extra gravy down the drain while doing dishes, which happens more often than you would imagine. Just add saved drippings, a turkey wing and/or bones and some skin from the carcass, and aromatics (onion, garlic, celery, carrot, herbs, spices). Simmer 20-30 minutes (or more, if you have time), thicken w/ roux, season to taste, and you're all set.
Hope this helps. Happy Thanksgiving!!
McDonald's Cheeseburger vs. McDouble vs. Double Cheeseburger
I want to know why the double cheeseburger was cheaper than the cheeseburger for a while. does anyone remember that? one was $1 and the other $1.29
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help: tips for making turkey gravy
The key to terrific turkey gravy is drippings, drippings and more drippings! It is essential that you use drippings from the turkey for the best taste.
Canned gravy is NOT the way to go; if you can cook a turkey then homemade gravy shouldn't be too hard.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
I was at someone's house for Thanksgiving one year when the phone rang and it was a call for one of the other guests. There had been a fire at his sister's house, caused by the deep frying of the turkey. The house burned to the ground and was a total loss. There will no turkey frying at my house! I would, however, be willing to taste a turkey that SOMEONE ELSE has fried.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
I have fried a turkey now for Thanksgiving going on three years. It is great. I just hate spending $60 on oil. I am seriously interested in the Infrared turkey fryer but I am not sure how it compares in texture and flavor with oil.
Dinner Tonight: Creamy Corn Soup with Roasted Poblano Chile
When this was posted, I put it in the "to make immediately" file because a) corn chowder is my faaaavorite fall/winter comfort food, and b) I've been trying to reproduce the "sopa de elote" at the Mexican Food Factory restaurant in Marlton, NJ. (I'm writing that on the off chance that someone reads this who knows the soup I'm referring to and is able to help in my quest). In making this soup, I upped the amount of corn and onion for a thicker texture. I also added chili powder for a hint of smoky flavor. The results were great, especially garnished with queso fresco and a dollop of sour cream. It's the closest I've come to that restaurant dish. I'll definitely be adding this to the rotation! Thanks for posting.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Oh, the stories I could tell...
Two important phrases-
Make sure the turkey is patted or air dried very well.
Make sure it's not raining.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
As far as the oil goes cost wise, it is used several times. Its strained and put in the garage refrigerator. Peanut oil is much different than other oils. We used to fry them for our church parishioners and youth group on New Years--upwards of 30 birds. There is no oil retained in the bird, thus not oily. The correct color should be a dark golden brown or mahogany and no, its not like fried chicken. Much better. I'm like the other writer upthread, if you had it and did not like it, then it wasn't cooked right. At a luncheon last week our bird was gone in minutes and the roasted bird was left over.
help: tips for making turkey gravy
You're welcome a thousand times.
My sister Denise is the best gravy stirrer ever, by the way. She gets the spoon all the way into the corners and does the figure-eight thing so that the gravy doesn't catch on to the bottom of the pot.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Call me chicken, but I'll probably never deep fry a turkey. I've had fried turkey before and it was tasty, but didn't seem worth the danger or the expense (of buying a turkey frier) when roasted turkey can be really tasty too, and I'm confident in my turkey-roasting abilities.
The best turkey I ever had was one that had been slow-smoked all day long. Now THAT I might attempt some day, once I get a smoker. But fried turkey... I'll eat it if someone else makes it for me.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
@ frenzels: That is a tragedy! I would have banned the grandparents from the house after that.
I really want to try it but don't have the budget to spend on all the equipment yet. Maybe next year. And I loved Alton Browns turkey frying videos!
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
My dad and brother attempted to fry our bird a few years ago... it was the first and last time they tried! The bird was golden brown when they took it out at the recommended tie, but when we cut into it... way underdone, much to our chagrin and disgust. My mom didn't trust any attempts to try to cook it further, so we fell back on the ham (as well as the chicken that, for whatever reason, my nana had baked - thank goodness she did!). It's too bad, as we were psyched to try fried turkey after all the hype we'd seen on Food Network and the like about how wonderful it was. We're just too skittish to try it again!
help: tips for making turkey gravy
betterirene: A thousand thank you's. This is exactly what I was looking for.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Another saftey tip for folks in Socal (or other warm weather spots), flip flops are not proper attire for deep frying.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Heck yeah! After we did one our first year we thought "That was a lot of work and oil for just one bird" so we started telling friends to bring over a turkey or that extra one you get for free when you spend $100 at the grocery store. Over the last 12 years it's turned into quite the neighborhood event. Last year we had 3 friers giong and did 15 turkeys by noon. We've never had a fire, but one year someone brought a turkey that wasn't completely thawed... it got very exciting, very quickly. If you use some common sense it's not nearly as dangerous as people make it out to be. No frozen birds, make sure you don't put too much oil in the pot and monitor the temp!
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
As good as they look and sound, I just can't get past the thought of spending the money to buy the fryer and the peanut oil(which is expensive),just to fry a bird on T-giving. I'm not a big turkey fan, so it would definitely be a once or twice a year thing.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
If you have had deep fried turkey and didn't like it, then it was not cooked correctly. The temperature has to be correct and the oil used should to be peanut oil. The end result should be remarkable. Not dry and oily.
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