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The Joys of Bluefish
My fave prep is similar, lemon juice, EVOO, fresh oregano, roasted garlic, S&P, kalamata olives, finished with feta cheese, and served on rice or roasted potatoes. A simple garden salad makes the meal.
Serious Cheese: What Happens When a Curd Nerd Becomes Lactose Intolerant?
Jaime,
Allow me to join the chorus--get to GI endocrinologist!! Lactose intolerance is often an early warning sign of Celiac Disease. If this is the case, and I dearly hope it is not, the ability to eat dairy usually come back once gluten is eliminated from the diet.
Dinner Tonight: Lemon Chicken with Rice
Unsweetened hemp milk is a good substitute. It has a lot of body and a creamy mouthfeel. Unsweetened almond milk would work as well, providing another layer of flavor to the profile.
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What's your favorite food when drunk?
Days of college, days of youth, six parts gin to one part vermouth
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919716
The Joys of Bluefish
My fave prep is similar, lemon juice, EVOO, fresh oregano, roasted garlic, S&P, kalamata olives, finished with feta cheese, and served on rice or roasted potatoes. A simple garden salad makes the meal.
Serious Cheese: What Happens When a Curd Nerd Becomes Lactose Intolerant?
Jaime,
Allow me to join the chorus--get to GI endocrinologist!! Lactose intolerance is often an early warning sign of Celiac Disease. If this is the case, and I dearly hope it is not, the ability to eat dairy usually come back once gluten is eliminated from the diet.
Dinner Tonight: Lemon Chicken with Rice
Unsweetened hemp milk is a good substitute. It has a lot of body and a creamy mouthfeel. Unsweetened almond milk would work as well, providing another layer of flavor to the profile.
Guilty Food Pleasures
Tater tots, Oreos, and Peeps. There, I've said it. But how did liverwurst get to be a guilty pleasure? Maybe it was all the years I spent in Milwaukee, but for me a decent liverwurst is just pate with a working class label.
Sunrise Breakfast for 80 people
What does your kitchen have in the way of ovens and how can you keep food warm (140F +) once it is cooked? That more than anything would dictate what you can (or cannot) do. I agree with Heartofglass that the baked goods should be done the day before and I would add--and be baked by someone else. You'll have enough prep to do with your casseroles.
You live where?
Born, raised, and educated in Providence and Warwick Rhode Island. Spent some years in Milwaukee but thank gawd I'm home now!
Have a Cold? Soothe Your Throat with These Remedies
I use my grandmother's recipe for a toddy. It calls for Myer's dark rum instead of whiskey and I think it makes a smoother toddy.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
What a great thread! I am so happy to know that I am not alone in the permanent trauma left by my ex-MILs Christmas dinners. Swear to God, I still have Jell-O mold nightmares.
I offered to do the holiday cooking but MIL, who was as betchy as she was a crap cook, took my offer as a dis.
Worst Food You Ate at a Party
Christmas dinner at ex-MILs. Burned ham, cinders flying out of the oven, canned yams, nothing added just plopped into a pan, and seven--count 'em--seven kinds of Jell-O molds. Green Jell-O with shredded cabbage, red Jell-O with canned fruit cocktail, purple Jell-O with I-don't-know-what was in it. It was at that moment that I knew that I could not live in the midwest.
Favorite Cheap Homemade Meal?
Sticky rice, kimchee, with a fried egg on top and a few drops of sesame oil.
Dal on basmati rice
Fusilli, white beans, tuna, some capers, anchovies, and tomato with olive oil.
Store-Bought Chicken Stocks, Reviewed: Which Are the Best?
College Inn and Swanson's Organic rely on wheat gluten for their mouthfeel, a problem for many.
Tall Order: Dessert with No Dairy, Sugar, Gluten, or Nuts?
Whatever you do, do not use spelt. Spelt is an ancient grain but it contains gluten.
Dinner Tonight: Paprika Roast Chicken
What kind of paprika, smoked hot, smoked sweet, Hungarian, half sharp?
absentminded kitchen disasters
When your blood sugar is low, you tend to make rookie-class cooking mistakes. You start to do to the bulk of your cooking when your blood sugar is at it's lowest. Go fig!?!
What to Do With Leftover Wine: Mulled Wine Syrup
Wow. I so wish this had been posted a few days earlier. I tossed a half a dozen bottles of 1/2 consumed reds in a misguided attempt at a kitchen clean-up. Won't make that mistake again.
Different Types of Honing Steels?
I like my ceramic steel but keep in mind that they are fragile. I keep mine wrapped in a side towel when not in use.
Served: A Colorful Cast of Customers
The vegan/food allergy has never bothered me; we're in the hospitality industry after all. Any chef worth his/her salt can work around dietary restrictions if the cooking is a la minute and the kitchen isn't in the weeds. The Attention Whore is the person who can best screw up my night by sucking up time I do not have to spare and the guys who think the place isn't butch enough for them always leave the crappiest tip.
Who's Hotter? Young Colicchio vs. Young Bourdain
Bourdain, hands down. Wicked smart, exceedingly snarky, hair that would have scandalized my mother, AND the best weed in town? There is just no down side to young Anthony.
Which Rice Cooker Should I Buy to Cook In?
Just in case anyone wanted to read
http://www.cooksillustrated.com/testing.asp?testingid=661
Taking liberties with dish names
Sandra Lee's problem is that she was born 50 years too late. If she had been doing this in the late 50's we'd be looking at her work in The Gallery of Regrettable Food, where it truly belongs.
Food Network... Let's give them a hand!
It's all in the label. FN needs to become the FPN, The Food Porn Network, the food channel for people who don't cook. Those of us who love food and cooking need our own network with people like Bourdain, Ruhlman, Moulton, Morimoto, and Alton.
Foods We Loved as Kids, Maybe Not as Adults
Am I the only person who cannot eat Captain Crunch cereal as an adult? OMG the stuff shreds the roof of your mouth and put you into insulin shock. What was I not thinking?
Serious Cheese: What Happens When a Curd Nerd Becomes Lactose Intolerant?
Thought for years I was lactose intolerant. Then was prescribed a Z-pack antibiotic, now i can digest dairy!!!!!! Apparently something was blocking the enzyme needed to digest dairy & the antibiotic killed it. But just recently had the stomach flu, was still sick after 2 weeks. Doc said the dairy products were FEEDING the BAD BACTERIA. Said no dairy for 2 weeks, then start adding back in PROBIOTICS (Activia, ect....) for 2 weeks then add regular dairy back in. Still in the no dairy stage, will let you know if it works. Cross your fingers!!!! lol Found this site looking for cheese low in lactose, Thank you so much for a wealth of info everyone!!!!
Store-Bought Chicken Stocks, Reviewed: Which Are the Best?
everyone see that "top chef" is using swanson stocks for most of teir challanges???
The Joys of Bluefish
I picked up my very first hunk of it today at the market. Still trying to decide if I wanna broil it or grill it. My fish grilling skills are less then stellar.
The Joys of Bluefish
Take it from an experienced fishermen who has smoked bluefish all his life, your recipe is for cooked bluefish, not smoked. Hot smoking is an entirely different process of curing the fish over low heat with lots of smoke. After several hours, there's a change in the fish that makes for an entirely different taste and texture sensation. While cooking bluefish quickly over a smoky grill might make them good, you really should try slow smoking them. I'll happily provide the recipe if anyone wants it.
The Joys of Bluefish
I remember eating a lot of bluefish as a kid growing up in Massachusetts. I remember it as being rather oily and fishy. I'd probably enjoy it much more now, as an adult. Thanks for the reminder, I'll have to try it again.
The Joys of Bluefish
A summer favorite for me in RI is to cook chorizo and blue fish (in foil) on the grill then cut it up and mix with clams butter, white wine and garlic.
Heck Yeah
Dinner Tonight: Lemon Chicken with Rice
wow. that sauce was so good!
Top 10 Awesome Nostalgic Foods We Want Back
I miss the S'mores cookies and Fudgies, the little Kraft chewy candies in a gold wrapper. Does anyone remember the cereal, Double-Dip Crunch? I was like a "frosted" Crispix. Mmmmm!!! Oh, and the Quacker "strawberry" snack/dessert bars that looked like Nutri-Grain but had a little "squiggle" of white "icing" on top. I'm hungry now.
Serious Cheese: What Happens When a Curd Nerd Becomes Lactose Intolerant?
I'm going through the same thing right now. I don't know how I'm going to live without cheeeeeeeeese. Almost everything in my fridge is cheese!
I feel like I'm going to starve to death right now lol.
Serious Cheese: What Happens When a Curd Nerd Becomes Lactose Intolerant?
I have learned that dairy with the least amount of fat, ex: skim milk,
low fat milk and buttermilk have the most lactose.
So many products contain dairy. Whey is also a dairy by product and it
is in many foods. Pretzels contain whey.
Dinner Tonight: Lemon Chicken with Rice
A new favorite! The ingredients are kitchen staples, both my husband and 4-year old love it, and it's a snap to prepare. Love it!
Top 10 Awesome Nostalgic Foods We Want Back
This is hysterical - I have been trying to enlighten my fiance on the yumminess of Magic Middle cookies (apparently he was sheltered and never tried them) and he just doesn't get it. I guess if you never tried one, you wouldn't know what you were missing, but still. Also, LOVED Crystal Pepsi!!! Was it really only out for one year? That's surprising - I thought it was fairly popular in my little neck of the woods.
Guilty Food Pleasures
In public I have a reputation of being a health-conscious eater with sophisticated tastes. But in private, I'm actually a crap-eating junkie. Here's my list of sinful indulgences:
Chef Boyardee's Beefaroni with mozzarella
Kraft's powdered cheddar cheese
Ikea's Swedish Meatballs
Campbell's Condensed Mushroom Soup mixed with rice (I like to refer to it as a poor man's mushroom risotto, lol)
Hungry Man's Salisbury Steak dinner
McDonald's Sausage McGriddle, Big Mac, fries, and chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream
Burger King's deep fried apple pies
KFC's Original Fried Chicken, potato and macaroni salads, and honey roasted chicken (I first tasted it back in the 90s during a trip to Saratoga Springs. OMG, it was the best chicken from a fast food place ever. Are these still available in the U.S.???)
Jell-O Pudding
Pillsbury Chocolate Chip Cookies
any Pizza Hut pizza (love the greasy crust!)
Red Lobster (all the ones in Montreal closed over 20 years ago. I miss those garlic cheese biscuits!)
canned sardines with French's mustard
canned liver pate spread with Miracle Whip on white bread
Cherry Coke
and a Canadian product: McCain's Triple Chill desserts
http://www.mccain.ca/framework/builder.aspx?page=SubCategory&lang=en&partition=1&category=3&category1=5029&selected=5029&marker=CMF_LEVEL_TWO_MARKER:Category;
God, I feel like such a fraud...
Guilty Food Pleasures
Spam and I use MSG sometimes when I cook.
Top 10 Awesome Nostalgic Foods We Want Back
I miss everything on the top ten list with the exception of the C3PO's-never had those. I also miss Planters Cheeseballs and Cheesecurls, and O' Boises (those were by far my favorite potato chip growing up-especially the sour cream and onion).
But I'm super surprised that one of the most amazing foods of the 80's was left off of this list and wasn't named by anyone. I want to know what happened to Red Devil Cheese Puffs. My mom would buy them every year for New Years Eve and we were so excited to take them out of the freezer and bake them-and even if they were burnt they were still good. I really miss those and can't find them anywhere.
As far as fast food restaurants, I was very happy to find a Roy Rogers a couple of years ago (to only have it taken away from me) but all of their food from my childhood all tasted the same right down to the french fries and the pickles in the fixin bar.
Also, I don't know if any one has noticed but the good old "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame bun" (of course I'm referring to the Big Mac), the special sauce is different from when I was a kid-which I kept telling my mom about and she thought I was crazy, but I saw something on food network recently that said McD's lost the special sauce recipe in the 90's and the sauce is different now-so that being said I also miss the original big mac.
Guilty Food Pleasures
Crunchy Cheetos
Ritz crackers with real butter
Cookie dough
Extra crunchy peanut butter right out of the jar w/a spoon
Vanilla wafers and canned cake frosting
Cocktail peanuts
Krystal cheeseburgers
Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande
Chocolate covered peanuts or raisins
Guilty Food Pleasures
@peggysu - MY grandmother used to snack on saltines with butter and radish slices on top.
@DELICIOUS - You put the Siracha on the peanut butter toast?? That's interesting...
Guilty Food Pleasures
I have a cheese-fried and sausage theme......just realized!
Kraft sharp E-Z cheese from the can. Eat from the can, but prefer to spell out family names as well as make shapes on triscut crackers.
Golden Flake(Southern staple) crunchy AND puff cheese curls
Biscuits and sausage gravy if I make it. Rare to find the good stuff!
Popeyes-everything!
Hot thin french fries loaded on top with sharp cheese
Homemade onion rings
Baked Garlic cheese grits-not instant
Ina Gartens Chicken Pot Pie. The best!!!!
Sausage cheeseballs made with hot sausage, bisquick, and cheese
Guilty Food Pleasures
(whispering)
Look I know it’s not pretty but here is my list of shame
Taco Bell taco’s
Cheese whiz
Kraft singles
Cup of Noodles
My list of Mystery Meats otherwise know as don’t ask don’t tell:
Potted meat
Turkey Spam
Cute cut outs of pre pressed breaded chicken (the dino shapes are my fav’s)
When I could eat it that Pennsylvania wanna have a heart attack in the shape of a loaf Scrapple
I’m not proud
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
Well, you are 21 and that right there is like having a bench warrant. Good luck, don't confuse complex with intellegence.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
*Ahem*
Which style guide, that is to say.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
@serious1
I have a degree in Linguistics myself, and I suppose I should be ashamed to say that I have no idea to what grammatical rule you are appealing with that correction. What style guide are you going by?
You live where?
@MACDodge: my DH is from Queensbury
I am originally from Plymouth, MA.
But we are transplants to the culinary wasteland that is Cincinnati, OH.
You live where?
@sammie, there's only 2 of us in the Portland, ME area it seems! I guess we're just going to have to represent Portland's budding foodie community ourselves!
Sunrise Breakfast for 80 people
Breakfast egg casserole work well for crowds. I use this one; http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,175,150184-238203,00.html
incorporate any breakfast meats and cheese of your choice. We did this for a Father's Day breakfast. Church supplied the ingredients and volunteers look the ingredients home, did the prep work the night before, and baked the casseroles while getting ready for church. We also offered a honey lime glazed fruit salad that was quite tasty..
Good Luck
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About RI Swampyankee
Location: Providence, RI
About: Cook, artist, retired college professor, chef for the City Meal Project, political activist, native Vo Dilunduh, cranky yankee, and finally, finally, home on sacred soil.
Favorite foods: Seafood, fresh veggies from the farmer's market, a nice antipasto platter.
Last bite on earth: A meatball grinder washed down with a nice IPA

Days of college, days of youth, six parts gin to one part vermouth
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919716