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Photo of the Day: Umami Burger

I agree, Damon did a great job with the review.

I like Umami Burger, but their namesake burger is not my favorite item from their menu. I get what they were going for with all of the umami elements, but as a burger concept, it fell short for me - both times I tried it.

I prefer their "Manly Burger" with beer-cheddar cheese, lardons, and smoked salt onion strings. And, I am still missing their Pork Belly Burger. I hope they bring that one back soon.

Did you find their condiments to be a bit weird? Their ketchup they serve with their fries tastes like weak BBQ sauce mixed with grape jelly, and instead of mayo they have the garliciest aioli I have ever tasted. I like mayo with my fries, so neither of those worked for me. I do like their fries, though.

If the folks from Umami Burger are reading this... please add an unsweetened iced tea to your menu, or at least more water options. Thank you!


From Talk

what do i do with...

To break it down, you cut it, slice it, and/or smash it. Similar to extracting flavor from ginger.

Use it to flavor dishes, soups, and sauces. I like to use it in fresh Thai salads. It is also nice as a dessert flavor. Think lemongrass ice cream...

Enjoy!

From Talk

Help: Deep fried turkey not crispy

I don't know how your fryer works, but perhaps pre-heating it for a longer period of time will help to get the oil to a point that is hot enough when you start. If the oil is at 380, that should be fine. Check to see if it will get warmer than that with time.

The bird must be lowered VERY slowly into the oil. Longer cooking won't make a difference as far as crisping goes. The oil needs to be at the right temp and remain hot enough to crisp the skin.

@mongoose' used oil suggestion makes sense. If you don't have used oil, you could probably sweet talk a few cups from any restaurant with a deep fryer.

Have a great holiday. Let us know how it goes.

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Just what we need, more plastic waste. Lame.

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Photo of the Day: Umami Burger

I agree, Damon did a great job with the review.

I like Umami Burger, but their namesake burger is not my favorite item from their menu. I get what they were going for with all of the umami elements, but as a burger concept, it fell short for me - both times I tried it.

I prefer their "Manly Burger" with beer-cheddar cheese, lardons, and smoked salt onion strings. And, I am still missing their Pork Belly Burger. I hope they bring that one back soon.

Did you find their condiments to be a bit weird? Their ketchup they serve with their fries tastes like weak BBQ sauce mixed with grape jelly, and instead of mayo they have the garliciest aioli I have ever tasted. I like mayo with my fries, so neither of those worked for me. I do like their fries, though.

If the folks from Umami Burger are reading this... please add an unsweetened iced tea to your menu, or at least more water options. Thank you!


From Talk

what do i do with...

To break it down, you cut it, slice it, and/or smash it. Similar to extracting flavor from ginger.

Use it to flavor dishes, soups, and sauces. I like to use it in fresh Thai salads. It is also nice as a dessert flavor. Think lemongrass ice cream...

Enjoy!

From Talk

Help: Deep fried turkey not crispy

I don't know how your fryer works, but perhaps pre-heating it for a longer period of time will help to get the oil to a point that is hot enough when you start. If the oil is at 380, that should be fine. Check to see if it will get warmer than that with time.

The bird must be lowered VERY slowly into the oil. Longer cooking won't make a difference as far as crisping goes. The oil needs to be at the right temp and remain hot enough to crisp the skin.

@mongoose' used oil suggestion makes sense. If you don't have used oil, you could probably sweet talk a few cups from any restaurant with a deep fryer.

Have a great holiday. Let us know how it goes.

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Lucky Break Wishbones

Just what we need, more plastic waste. Lame.

From Serious Eats

How to Make Quince Brandy

Oh my gosh, thank you!!
I LOVE quince liquours. Can't wait to make this!

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

If the invitation sets the tone for the event... can you imagine???

OMG! No frickin' way.

Life is too short. I'd just politely bow out. You know, so as not to ruin the day for the host. ;)

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Pretty Sneaky, Sis

Oh, Ree! You are just the cutest! And, such a doll in person too! :)

Thank you, Adam, for sharing this cute little piece. I hope Ree does more of the same everywhere she goes. So sweet!

Hopefully other authors will feel free to mimic the gesture. I sure wouldn't mind.

From Talk

help: tips for making turkey gravy

Well, I must say @maryannm (and echoers) and @betteirene gave some great answers.

Me, I have so much pre-cooking going on, I usually don't get to the stock beforehand. Plus, I like the way the aroma of gravy fills the house as you make it on T-day.

So, I just throw the neck and gizzards in a sauce pot on the stove first thing in the a.m., with all the celery and onion end bits from making the stuffing, a half carrot, and some peppercorns, bay leaf and a pinch of sea salt. (Note: DO NOT include the liver, as it will make the stock bitter.) I let that simmer gently all day, and add more water as necessary.

If you go this route, the key is scoring numerous cross-hatch slices into the neck and gizzards to extract as much flavor as possible. In the last hour of cooking, I scoop pan drippings with a ladle (and strain for fat), and add that to the stock - a little at a time - stirring and tasting as I go. Once the gravy is rich enough, I add white white wine (or sometimes, vodka) to add depth of flavor and cut through the fat.

Then I add fresh herbs to the pot (like sage and thyme - you can add other herbs or spices to your liking, of course)). From there I simmer and let the fat and alcohol mingle and cook off together for another 20-30 minutes. Stirring and tasting, and adding more drippings, herbs, seasoning or booze, as necessary for balance.

When the flavor is perfect, thicken with a golden roux of butter and flour, that has been diluted with gravy until smooth. Simmer and stir for 5-10 minutes longer, adding more roux, if necessary.

Important Tip: I always have at least 32 oz. of boxed or canned chicken stock on hand (turkey would be better of course), in the event that the gravy is to rich and needs diluting, or when more liquid is needed. This has saved me more than once. Also, it can make extra gravy in a pinch for leftovers, in the event some crazy fool tossed the extra gravy down the drain while doing dishes, which happens more often than you would imagine. Just add saved drippings, a turkey wing and/or bones and some skin from the carcass, and aromatics (onion, garlic, celery, carrot, herbs, spices). Simmer 20-30 minutes (or more, if you have time), thicken w/ roux, season to taste, and you're all set.

Hope this helps. Happy Thanksgiving!!

From Serious Eats

Serious Heat: What's Your Secret Chili Ingredient?

The secrets to my chili depend on what kind of chili I am making, but it almost always involves a really good hunk of beef (think tri tip) cut into 2"x1"x1/2" slices.

I'm a proponent beans in chili. Especially, really good beans like the Rancho Gordo Pinquitos I use in my Chili Con Carne recipe. Tomatoes are less essential - depending.

Some other ingredients I use in my various chilis to give them oomph are:

Red Wine
Cheese - usually Cheddar or Jack
1/2 ground pork, 1/2 ground chuck
1/2 red, 1/2 yellow onions
Plenty of Garlic
Fresh Chili Peppers
Dried Chili Peppers
Really good chili powder, oregano and cumin.

I am not a big fan of chicken chili. But, that's just me.

From A Hamburger Today

Top 5: Damon Gambuto's Favorite Burgers in Los Angeles

Boy oh boy... I'm glad I already made my reservation for Comme Ca (based on your previous review, at that). Looks like they are about to be deluged.

Rustic Canyon sounds great and is on my list.

I do like Umami Burger, but their condiments are a bit weird, and their non-sweetened beverage options are non-existent. They have a nice grind, though. I loved their Pork Belly Burger, and miss it. A lot. They kinda lost me when they switched up their pork burger. I'll probably be back when it returns to the menu.

Meanwhile, I am looking forward to Comme CA. Thanks for the great rec's!

From A Hamburger Today

My Baby Blues BBQ in West Hollywood

So, for the record, I have never met or corresponded with Damon Gambuto (but, I would love to!). Also, for the record, I had Baby Blues delivered a few weeks ago, and had an extra-ordinary experience - story to follow.

To all the folks who are upset that Damon did not review the BBQ at Baby Blues, from what I can tell Damon Gambuto is a Los Angeles based burger correspondent, and he is great at what he does. Sometimes BBQ joints can offer up a good burger. In fact, Damon recently reviewed three burgers at Zeke's Smokehouse, which is directly across the street from Baby Blues. It is a great write up, and you can search for it on this site.

I went to Zeke's Smokehouse last night based on Damon's review and I loved it, and commented earlier today on that piece - thanking him, because the burger was so tasty. Damon gave baby Blues the same shot, and didn't love the burger. Oh, well. Get over it. At least he was brave enough to give that combination of flavors a fair shake.

BTW - I once had a a grilled veal chop topped with melted brie and lingonberries that was exquisite. Perhaps the burger would shine if the blue cheese and bacon stood out more and the sauce had whole berries rather than being more of a pureed sauce. It would probably require arugula to balance the sweet, salty and pungent with some peppery goodness. But, as a purist, I would still prefer a good, quality burger without all the hoopla and dressy fanfare. That's just how I roll.

I am assuming Lincolnberry is an Ebonics-esque play on lingonberry. If you are truly curious, give Baby Blues a call.

My experience at Baby Blues? My husband and I wanted beef ribs, and when I asked the gal on the phone how many came with the order she replied, "one - it's like a big steak." We decided to give it a shot, and each ordered one, which came with a choice of two sides. I opted for collards and mashed potatoes, hubby had corn and cole slaw. The sides were delish, but one of the ribs was burnt and less than half the size of the other rib.

I let my honey have the good rib and insisted he eat it while I called, because I am sweet like that (and we had just moved into our new place and he had been doing hard physical labor and desperately needed the fortification). The hostess got the manager who apologized profusely and asked if I wanted another rib. I did. Forty minutes later, the manager showed up at the door and told my hubz he cooked it himself. Maybe it was my sultry phone-sex voice, but I'd like to think it was solid dedication. Anyways, it was nice. A chuck blade, essentially. It didn't rock my socks off, but it was a good chuck rib weighing in at 16 ounces or more, and it was properly (lovingly?) cooked. The sauce was not my favorite, as it was a bit sweet and overly tart with vinegar for a tomato based sauce, and the XXX sauce was a bit salsa-like for my taste. The service, on the other hand, made a strong, favorable impression.

Thanks for the well-written review, Damon. As I left Zeke's last night, I glanced across the street and wondered if Baby Blues had a decent burger. Now I know what to expect.

Maack out.

From A Hamburger Today

A Barbecuer's Cheeseburger at Zeke's Smokehouse in West Hollywood, CA

Thank you so much for this post, Damon! I love your writing and your purist sensibilities. You haven't missed with me, yet. In short: you rock.

I just hit Zeke's Smokehouse last night and had the Zeke's Burger w/ cheddar (sans bun). It was a might tasty burger with bold smoke flavor, and everything you said it was. I agree wholeheartedly - no condiments required. I was quite pleased. Better still, it's just a hop skip and a jump from my house! Bravo!!

I look forward to hitting up more of your suggestions. Keep 'em coming.

From Talk

Thankgiving side dish ideas - HELP!!

This is a fun and different side dish:
Pumpkin with Mascarpone and Pecan Pralines

I posted a few other ideas on the "not boring" thread Otabenga linked to above.

Cheers!

From Serious Eats

'Food Parcel' by Alastair Levy

It looks to me like it's either an inside joke, or act of spellcraft. Either way, it's pretty clever.

From Talk

Not-Boring Thanksgiving Recipes?

Congrats on breaking out! It sounds like you are looking for new twists on traditional dishes. always fun.

Here are a few I have used and enjoy:

Salli's Sweet Potato Biscuits (via Martha Stewart)

Pumpkin with Mascarpone and Pecan Pralines

Cranberry Sauce with Cointreau and Cloves

Wild Mushroom Tart - as an appetizer (from Gourmet via Epicurious)

My turkey recipe is laden with pork fat and deglazed with Chardonnay, though I have linked to it here for those who are interested in that sort of thing (like me!). If you want to make my recipe, talk to me about the brine, as I change it up every year and the result is dramatically different each time).

Also, here is a link to some wonderful, garlicky rustic mashed potatoes with skins (it is part of a T-day leftovers/shephard's pie post). So good!

I love talking turkey! Let us know what your menu ends up looking like, or if you need more ideas.

Cheers!

From Serious Eats

What's Your Favorite Sandwich?

I can never resist a good burger - like the one at 25 degrees in Hollywood, which was reviewed quite nicely by Damon Gambuto on this very site.

But, my all-time favorite sandwich is my own customization of the Reuben featuring both pastrami and corned beef, like the one at Junior's Delicatessen in West Los Angeles, which I recently posted on my blog.

From Recipes

Gluten-Free Tuesday: If It Doesn't Have Gluten in It, I'm Eating It

I used to have migraines 6 days out of the month, and it was unbearable. I have been gluten-free (also, no refined sugar) for almost two months now, and have only had one minor migraine that lasted less than half a day. Migraine sufferers should try removing gluten from their diet and see if there is a difference. It has changed my life!

This was a fun piece, and I agree that the dietary challenge of limiting one food source opens up so many others. Umeboshi plums and umeboshi vinegar have been in my culinary repertoire for over 20 years, but I totally get what you mean.

BTW - for a fun quick snack try making rice balls with an umeboshi plum in the center and toasted sesame seeds or nori seaweed on the outside. The rice itself can be seasoned with ume vinegar as well. The rice balls will keep for a few days and are a nice grab and go bite on the run. Ume tekka maki is good too - just make it into a roll, instead.

Cheers!

From Talk

Tell Your Watermelon Story

As a kid, I woefully participated in a watermelon eating contest at a 4th of July block party, along with all of the other kids on my block, and a few parents, as well. That afternoon in the hot California sun, I discovered that power eating was definitely not for me. It was not pretty. After that, I had an aversion to watermelon - for years.

It took me a while before I realized that I simply had an aversion to eating contests, which I still find highly distasteful. I am what I refer to as an ultra-sensitivo. I have a hyper sensitive palette, and I prefer to consume slowly, savoring every flavor and textural nuance. I would rather go hungry than gulp down a meal without experiencing, or even chewing it.

So, after a decade or two, I eventually forgave the watermelon for being the vehicle of my self torture on that unfortunate holiday occasion, and have since learned to embrace it's unique offerings as a member of the melon clan. Watermelon, as it turns out, is a fantastic ingredient. It is also best served chilled, and not after sitting for hours in the hot sun.

Nowadays, I celebrate the cool, refreshing aspects of watermelon in a number of recipes from salsas to sorbets. This year, my favorites were granitas (with, and without, vodka and mint), and a delightfully crisp watermelon, feta and mint leave salad. So good!!

From Talk

"macaron" pronunciation

The French do not place emphasis on any syllable. All syllables are treated equally. The last consonant is silent (but suggested, as a dropped consonant), unless it is followed by an e, in which case it is pronounced.

From Talk

A la carte...my carte

If I have special request for the chef, I usually call to make the reservation and ask for their fax number and requet to speak to the chef. Then, I fax over my request or specifications in advance, and follow up with a phone call during quite hours to chat with the chef.

Usually I request simple things like fresh berries with a tiny dollop of unsweetened whipped cream as a dessert item, which is easy to prep in advance and have ready for me. If I am on a diet, it is usually no sugar, no flour, etc., for my health, so I either scan the menu for options I can eat, or that need only slight adjustment, or I tell the chef my restrictions and let them make recommendations on my behalf.

Most chefs are happy to oblige, if your requests are thoughtful and reasonable. Of course, I have only tried this in fine dining establishments, but I have always received a positive response via this method.

From Talk

Base-ic Foods

Get a hold of some chewable Calcium tables, and chew them a few times a day (within the suggested allowance, of course).

Act mouth rinse contains saccharine, so I use Tom's natural flouride toothpaste and mouthwash, instead. But, either way, the flouride does help.

From Recipes

Serious Salsa: Watermelon Pico de Gallo

I am so glad to see a series from Lisa here on SE! She is one of my favorite food bloggers, and I love her recipes. Yay!!!

I love watermelon salsas, and this one looks so intriguing what with the addition of ham and radishes, and all. The ham should contrast nicely with the watermelon creating that wonderfull salty-sweet factor. I can't wait to try it.

Bravo Serious Eats! I shall look forward to more of this feature.

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Little Summer Puddings

Great post, Caroline! I second @hungrychristal's compliment. That is a stunning photo!!

BTW, I love caprioskas! Your guests certainly could have done worse. A favorite bar of mine in Los Angeles serves them on their drink menu,calling it the Thin White Duke, after David Bowie. :)

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Pretty Sneaky, Sis

Seriously yall, she's freaking Pioneer Woman, if people will buy KATE GOSSELIN'S BOOK, they'll buy Ree's. (And my guess is there's a lot of people who own both.)

I may not be a fan of PW, but I think this was a cute thing for her to do.

From Talk

what do i do with...

I make a flavored simple syrup with lemongrass, ginger, and lemon as the start to one of my favorite cocktails. Equal parts sugar and water (2 cups each generally works for 8 cocktails), zest of lemon, cut said lemon in half and throw it in there, stalk of lemongrass cut in half, wacked with my back of my large asian cleaver just to bruise it, and rough chopped, and a roughly chopped large knob of ginger (a palm sized piece.) Bring to hard boil and leave at boil for 5 minutes. Kill the heat and steep for 30 minutes. Combine vodka, lime juice, and the syrup for a killer cocktail. I might try using the lemon granules as a cocktail glass rimmer.

From Talk

Help: Deep fried turkey not crispy

I also agree with the need for some old oil. I use my deep fryer quite a bit, and have always noticed that a vat of completely fresh oil never gives the color and crispness you would expect from deep frying. I have never read about the reasons, but know from experience that it happens.

From Talk

what do i do with...

Uses for lemongrass:

"Dry rub" - cut off dried ends, remove dry outer leaves, and cut off the tough root end. Cut the remaining stalk into 1/4" rounds. Grind in blender or food processor. Mix with salt and red pepper flakes (a bit of sugar is optional), to taste. Rub this on chicken, beef or pork. Let marinate for ~30 minutes to an hour. Grill or pan fry your meat. The lemongrass will brown and slightly char, but the flavor is spicy and lemony. It's a favorite of mine. Serve your meat with hot cooked rice.

Syrup - I've made a lemongrass syrup which later went into an iced tea. Very tasty and refreshing. Easy recipe: make a simple syrup and simmer with a 3" stalk of lemongrass for about 20 minutes or so. Take out lemongrass and discard. Cool syrup and store in fridge.

From Talk

what do i do with...

I am not sure it is the same, but i have been using TrueLemon and True Lime powder (just dehydrated juice) all the time. It is perfect for rubs and anytime I just don't want to "open" a whole lemon for a squeeze to brighten a sauce. Also, it doesn't dilute a sauce or whatever. It's usually near the sweetener packets at the store, as they sell packs to use in tea, etc.

From Talk

help: tips for making turkey gravy

Bourbon. When I make the roux, i initially deglaze with some good bourbon, and finely minced herbs and then put it the stock. Yum.

From Talk

help: tips for making turkey gravy

I have made delicious gravy all my life and my mother and grandmother before me and my daughters and granddaughters too! We don't sweat the small stuff. We use a few drops of Kitchen Bouquet to darken it. I always make a cream gravy rather than the gravy from stock or broth. We add the giblets to the gravy and the neck meat to the dressing.

From Talk

Thankgiving side dish ideas - HELP!!

Neither are fancy, but both are oh-so-good!

Carrot Soufflé
Serves 10

3-1/2 lbs peeled carrots
1-1/2 lbs sugar
1 TBS baking powder
1 TBS vanilla
1/4 cup flour
6 eggs
1/2 lb butter, softened
powdered sugar

Steam or boil carrots until extra soft. Drain well.
While carrots are warm, add sugar, baking powder and vanilla.
Whip with mixer until smooth.
Add flour and mix well.
Whip eggs and add to carrot mixture. Blend well.
Add softened margarine to mixture and blend well.
Pour mixture into baking dish about half full as the souffle will rise.
Bake in 350ºF oven about 1 hour or until top is a light golden brown.
Sprinkle lightly with powdered sugar over top before serving.

Corn Pudding

2 16 oz cans creamed corn
1/2 cup butter, melted
1 cup flour
3 eggs, beaten
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup milk

Mix all ingredients and beat until smooth. Pour into a 9”x13” baking pan. Bake at 350˚F for 35 to 40 minutes or until golden brown and center is firm to touch.

From Talk

Help: Deep fried turkey not crispy

You might also let your bird rest at room temp. on the counter for a little while to take the chill off before frying. Good luck!

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

I would probably tone it down a little. But, you dont know her family or the mishaps they have already had. At my nana's if you were told to bring rolls, they had to be Publix water rolls and if you were making mac and cheese it had be a certain recipe and God help you if you deviated. So I guess, I just think you guys are being harsh.

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Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

Ok, do you guys have big families? I mean big families. This stuff makes sense if you have foil lids you can't stack in the refrigerator. The no serving spoons is obnoxious and hard to deal with when you got 20 kids bumrushing the fruit salad. And if you've got two turkeys and a ham in the oven there is no way Aunt Julie gets to put her uncooked casserole in oven. My mom is the oldest of seven with spouses, I have 12 cousins, so we had friends, SO's, inlaws relatives, and great relations.
When I was little it was insane . There wasn't enough room for the people let alone the food. You got assignments, specific assignments about was to be brought and how. They always wanted to make sure everybody could have some of everything. They made a special bowl of potato salad cause an uncle was "alergic".
So I'm pretty sure they got phone calls that went a lot like that letter. So I wouldn't bash her. I may print out the letter so I can use it for the next family gatering and use it like a blueprint.

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Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

LOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOLLL--I just read through the old TALK comment thread and the "Boo-KAAAY residence" cracked. me. UP. Yeah, I love me some smart-assed peeps.

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Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

"Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time..."

Something tells me she doesn't.

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Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

The writer would have a field day at my house. I've been known to run out of serving spoons, so chances are on Thanksgiving and Christmas, you'll find a rubber scraper in the sweet potatoes and a wooden spatula in the mashed potatoes.

You and your food are more than welcome in my house, even if you make cookies with margarine, top desserts with Cool Whip and your lidless casseroles are covered in foil. I'm not Martha.

From Serious Eats

Serious Heat: What's Your Secret Chili Ingredient?

The key is suet. Almost impossible to find in New York these days, but the butchers at Ottomanelli will scoop it out of the porterhouse sides by hand if you ask them nicely. Browning the beef (and pork if you use it) in rendered suet gives an incredible depth of flavor.

Beyond this I use freshly ground anchos, pasillas and especially guajillos, with pequins or birdseyes ground in by hand to taste as the chili cooks. My guide is John Thorne, though I add tomato paste and sometimes beer (to deglaze) or pork belly if I have a taste for it. And... onion powder. So not politically correct all the way. But SUET... if you can find it. Some butchers have openly laughed at me when I asked for it. "We used to feed it to the birds!" said one East Village butcher, otherwise a kingly establishment.

From Serious Eats

Serious Heat: What's Your Secret Chili Ingredient?

My company had a Halloween chili cook off. I entered a vegetarian chili (my first time making chili). The base of it was kidney beans, tomatoes, and lentils. To up the savory quotient, I added several things including:
-carmelized onions deglazed w/ red wine
-roasted corn
-salted, dry-fried mushrooms
-stock made with seaweed and corn cobs (both a big source of natural umami flavor)

My chili turned out really well and I honestly liked it 1st or 2nd best of all the chilies there (out of 20). I ended up losing the vegetarian competition to a chili that had lots of fresh veggies but tasted like salsa.

From Serious Eats

Serious Heat: What's Your Secret Chili Ingredient?

Young's Double Chocolate Stout and beef shortribs, braised Italian style but in proper Mexican chili spices.

From Serious Eats

Pretty Sneaky, Sis

Love the "Connect Four" reference.

Jerz, maybe for Christmas this year you could forgive PW for her dumb recipe. The goodies far outweigh the baddies.

From Talk

help: tips for making turkey gravy

"THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE RECIPE: Immediately put half the gravy into a storage container, let it cool down, then hide it in the refrigerator so that you'll have enough for pot pie or hot turkey sandwiches on Saturday."

betteirene- love that piece of advice. *L*

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

I'm honestly grateful for any item a guest would bring. If they ask what to bring, I always answer "whatever kind of booze you want to bring". My vegetarian guests sometimes offer to bring a veggie main course, and that's just fine with me. Enjoy your guests people, that's all that matters!

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

I have to wonder if this person started out this way, or if decades of family Thanksgivings have driven her to this.

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

LOL! I love it! Definitely have family that can relate, lol

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

I think the thing that was most disturbing about the letter, if you follow the link from AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com back to the letter contributor, is that the letter is supposedly real. The author of this letter is walking around somewhere. And she's planning this year's Thanksgiving. Right. Now.

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

I remember this gem. Thanks for reposting. As much OCD as I've got, this lady is waaay over-the-top controlling. She needs to pour herself a Manhattan and chill the hell out.

From Serious Eats

Thanksgiving Letter from a Control Freak

LOL!

Ok, I do potluck some holiday meals, since I'm poor, but the furthest I go is to make it clear what I'm contributing, and request that people give others some idea of what they're planning on bringing so we won't get everyone bringing the same thing. I don't give people assignments, bringing stuff is optional, and I try to make enough stuff so that in the unlikely event that nobody brings anything, we'll still have a decent meal.

Geez! "Bring four pounds of green beans. Not three, four. Five you shall not bring, nor shalt thou bring two, but four pounds of green beans shalt thou bring..." And besides the excessively detailed instructions, there's the snide remarks thrown in there for good measure. I mean really, Lisa, you're a grown up now, can you at least handle a veggie platter? And June, your blue serving dish is ugly, use "regulation size" casserole dishes for your 15 lbs of mashed potatoes!

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Website: http://www.ambrosiaquest.com

Location: California

About: I'm an outspoken foodie, budget traveler, luxury junkie, amateur chef, writer and television producer. My blog Ambrosia Quest features anything that brings me pleasure and celebrates life, love, and beauty, as I see it - in all of its forms.

Favorite foods: Fois gras, caviar, oysters, uni, florals, caramel, bone marrow, salsa, beans, beef, lamb, moldy/blue cheese, artichoke, lemon, arugula, salmon, cardamon, pork belly, pastry, raspberries, hollandaise, figs, carbonara, yogurt, salt, fat, chili peppers

Last bite on earth: FOIS GRAS sends me straight to heaven every time it passes my lips. So PLEASE, leave this precious food commodity alone and pick on the REAL bad guys, Otherwise, I'll be forced to die without access to the promised land via foodgasm.