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Osomatic

That chubby guy, from the thing. Yeah. I'm the one who used to work in the frozen pizza factory, remember?

  • Location: Los Angeles, CA
  • Favorite foods: Everything from asparagus to a rare ribeye to a chili-cheeseburger. I have far more of a weakness for salty and savory than for sweet. Bring me a steak and a baked potato, and skip the dessert.
  • Last bite on earth: I plan to never have a last bite, as I have no intention of dying.

In Our Community Corner: Meet Devany Lister Aley (aka: MissMochi)

@justin h: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well, I think where *you* live is a shithole, so nyah nyah nyah.

Still Not Sure How Much to Tip for Pizza Delivery? You're Not Alone

As someone who used to deliver food for a living, I'm getting a kick out of these replies... oops, sorry, wrong site. Anyway, we usually got around 10-15%, but we did a little more - we had to pick the food up from any one of a number of restaurants, sometimes make a stop at the liquor store, and deliver it all while wearing (I kid you not) a tuxedo shirt and bow tie. Still, though, a lot of people seemed to think we were the pizza guy and would give us 2 bucks on a 75 dollar order or tell us to "keep the change" when the change was 30 cents or whatever. Ah well.

I always tip my pizza delivery guy just a hair over 20%. But that's because the pie we always order comes to 20.75, and I always give him 25 bucks, even when I'm ordering by credit card.

And I always say, just think about how much much money we *aren't* talking about. When it comes to your average food delivery, the difference between 10% and 15% can be as little as a few dollars (unless you regularly order $100 worth of delivery, I guess). Realistically, it's not much to you, but it's sure going to brighten up your delivery guy's evening. And the next time you order, when they give him three orders to deliver, he just might decide to visit your house first.

San Diego: Beef Blunder at Saltbox

It's a shame to do that to Brandt beef.

We Try the New Doritos Locos Tacos Chips (!)

If it tastes like a Taco Bell taco, then you have largely replicated the experience of getting a Doritos Loco Taco from Taco Bell. Because it doesn't matter which flavor you get, nacho or cool ranch, you only get a tiny hit of that flavor, and just at the beginning of your first bite. For the entire rest of the time, it tastes exactly like a regular Taco Bell taco, only saltier.

Cheeseburger Macaroni and Cheese

Oh jeez, how did I miss that?

Chain Reaction: Pizza Hut's Crazy Cheesy Crust

What is it with Pizza Hut and wanting to attach things that look like tumors (or possibly open sores) to the outer edge of their pizzas? Stop it, Pizza Hut, stop it RIGHT NOW. Go back to serving greasy, overly cheesy pan pizza, which is what people love you for.

Cheeseburger Macaroni and Cheese

If I can't find or don't want to use Ro*Tel tomatoes, could I use a can of diced tomatoes and just chop up a few deseeded jalapenos?

The Food Lab: 61-Day Dry-Aged, Sous-Vide, Torched-and-Seared Bone-in Ribeyes (AKA The Ultimate Steak)

I thought "broilers at 12,000F" was hyperbole, not a typo!

Pizza My Mind: What's Up With Take-Out Pizza in a Bag?

I'm in the "I'd never heard of this before" crowd. More accurately, I'm in the "I've never heard of this because it's stupid and nobody should ever do it" category.

Even if you are transporting by car, I still think your pie would get messed up. Even if they put a cardboard round on the bottom and you were only taking one pie, having the bag sealed with all that steam would turn the crust into mush.

I wonder if either of these places offers delivery, and if so, if they deliver in bags or boxes. I'm pretty sure that if they tried delivering in bags, they'd lose customers faster than the Titanic lost passengers. I'd be willing to bet that no place that does delivery does so in bags. And that right there ought to tell you that this is a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad idea.

The Food Lab: 61-Day Dry-Aged, Sous-Vide, Torched-and-Seared Bone-in Ribeyes (AKA The Ultimate Steak)

@chanterelle: Um.... are you talking about steak, or something else entirely?

The Food Lab: 61-Day Dry-Aged, Sous-Vide, Torched-and-Seared Bone-in Ribeyes (AKA The Ultimate Steak)

This article got linked from Fark. Boy, cooking steaks sure brings out the "experts."

First Look: Carmela Ice Cream, Los Angeles

Yes, have some!

The Food Lab: 61-Day Dry-Aged, Sous-Vide, Torched-and-Seared Bone-in Ribeyes (AKA The Ultimate Steak)

This seems like the sort of thing that is absolutely worth trying once. But probably too much work to do it more than just that once.

Only One Beer For Life: What Would You Pick?

Having lived in the Czech Republic for a month, I would be okay with sticking with the one beer that... ARG... dammit... I cannot remember the exact name. It's pronounced, more or less, "radovishkya." That's not even close to how I think it's spelled in Czech, which is "Radobyčické."

It's lager, but with some bite and with some... I don't know. It's really good, basically.

Peanut Butter Cup Pie

Something that may help anybody who is making this recipe: Supermarkets may hide the chocolate wafer cookies somewhere entirely unexpected, instead of keeping them with the rest of the cookies. For instance, after failing to find them this evening, I asked my wife and she confirmed that the "Famous" brand chocolate wafers at our local supermarket are kept on an endcap near the ice cream, where they have the chocolate syrup and whatnot that you'd put on ice cream. Where they kept them at the supermarket near my work that I stopped at to pick up most of the ingredients for this will have to remain a mystery.

What I can tell you for sure is: Buying a couple boxes of Oreo wafer 100-calorie packs and then weighing out 9 ounces of them ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT WORK.

Ask The Food Lab: Do I Need To Use Kosher Salt?

Thank you, thank you, thank you for this, Kenji. I've had so many arguments with people who think that you have to use fancy-pants sea salt in everything because it "tastes better." No, it's for having crunchy little salt bombs on your food! Then the next argument is "well, the minerals are good for you" and no amount of pointing out that almost no salt sold in the US contains any less than 99.15% NaCl seems to penetrate.

The one that especially killed me was when Alton Brown, in an early episode of Good Eats, was making the case for using kosher salt, and ended it up with (I'm paraphrasing) "it tastes better - just sprinkle some table salt on your tongue, then try it with some kosher salt." I was sputtering at the TV going "Arglt! Sptzbrg! Frgprk!" I mean if anybody ought to know better, it's Alton.

Los Angeles: A Trip Down the Mr. Pizza Rabbit Hole

Huh. When I tried to visit their website (http://www.mrpizza.co.kr/en/) Google reported it as an "attack" page. I wonder what's up with that.

Umami Burger Coming to Brooklyn This Year

As an LA resident, I apologize in advance for the overhyped, overpriced burgers this place serves. Stick with Shake Shack.

Taste Test: Every Flavor of Combos

@crystaldragon: I've seen them in Southern California, but it's extremely rare. I don't know about the rest of the West Coast.

Reading Serious Eats sometimes is like watching America's Test Kitchen - as far as they're concerned, if you can buy it in New York and Boston, that's "nationwide," and they won't hear any differently.

Video: How to Poach Eggs, the Foolproof Method (Really!)

"Food Lab, signing out. [clicking mouth noise]" I *see*. That's how it is now.

We Eat All the Fries at Edzo's in Chicago

Never have I been more sad to not live in Chicago than I am right now.

Travel + Leisure Ranks America's Best Pizza Cities

It's more like TROLL + Leisure, amirite?

Travel + Leisure Ranks America's Best Pizza Cities

Hoo boy. You thought the gun debate got heated. This one's gonna explode.

Ikea Recalls Meatballs; Mark Bittman's Op-Ed; Celiac Disease

I'm guessing the increased rates of celiac disease are mostly due to increased diagnosis of it. Especially when people now know to go into their doctor's office and say "I'm allergic to gluten."

I'm not saying that it's not a valid diagnosis, just that public awareness of it has increased so much recently.

Los Angeles: We Love the Huitlacoche Tacos at CaCao Mexicatessen

It actually sounds pretty awesome, and I suppose I shall have to give it a try. But I go by this place every now and then and every single time I'm a a little bit exasperated at just how twee of a portmanteau "Mexicatessen" is.

Can freezing a meatloaf make it better?

We make meatloaf about once a month or so. We usually use the Cook's Illustrated method (yes, the one with the gelatin, and I beg of you not to yell at me about authenticity) with a few minor modifications (details upon request but I don't think they're too terribly important in terms of this question.) However as with many recipes it makes far too much for our little family to eat in one night, so we usually take the finished mix and form it into two loaves - one to bake for that night's dinner, one to freeze and bake for another night.

So tonight I made one of the frozen ones, as my wife was called away at the last minute. I didn't even have time to defrost it, I just quickly made a pierced-foil-on-a-rack-in-a-rimmed-baking-sheet cooking platform and chucked it in the oven at 350 for 45 minutes. A probe showed it was still incredibly cold in the center so I put it back in for another 35, and then the center showed 150 - good enough.

The thing is... it had an *amazing* crust. Not just some browning like you get on most meatloaves, but a serious deep brown crust that took a bit of cutting to get through. And *yes* that crust was extremely delicious.

So after all that, I guess the question is... could it be possible that freezing a meatloaf could make a better meatloaf by giving it more time to brown on the outside before the insides get cooked?

London rioters defeated by kitchen staff

This story just came out today: a couple from Los Angeles were out for a fancy dinner in London recently, when rioters burst into the restaurant and attempted to mug them. Kitchen staff, armed with rolling pins and other "dangerous kitchen items" defended the couple and scared off the rioters.

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/08/09/london-rioters-interrupt-tourists-fancy-dinner-get-scared-off/

Have you ever made your own flour tortillas?

Inspired by the recent post about making your own frozen burritos (I can't seem to find the link, but it was in the past few days), I'm considering making a batch of my own.

I also thought this might be a good time to make my own flour tortillas. One of the reasons I haven't before is that I'm not very good at rolling out dough, and so this seems like it'd be a huge pain for something my family probably wouldn't use up fast enough before they went bad. But if I'm making a batch of frozen burritos, spoilage shouldn't be a problem and the effort might be worth it.

So the questions are: Have you made your own? How much of a pain was it? Were they really tastier than store bought? And if you've got a recipe you really like, I'm all ears! (I gather purists say you must use lard, I'm totally okay with that.)

Potato Nails - do they work?

I've heard about people who put nails through the center of a potato they're going to bake. Does this really work? People say it does, but they give different reasons for what it actually accomplishes - does it speed cooking, or does it make the potato more evenly cooked?

I've always gotten quite good results by poking, oiling, and salting my potatoes, then baking them at 350 until they're done. No foil, no nothing, just right on the middle rack. It takes a while, but with a little planning that's not a big deal, and at least I don't have to do anything while they're cooking. As far as I can tell they're quite evenly cooked. If I used nails, would I really notice a difference in either cooking times or the quality of the final product?

Visiting New York

I'm taking my girl to NYC for our 10th anniversary. We're getting in the evening of the 28th, leaving late afternoon of the 2nd.

I should tell you that we've already got dinner plans for New Years Eve (which also just happens to be the day of our wedding anniversary): Restaurant Daniel. It's going to cost a mint, but what the heck, I expect to only have one 10th anniversary, so why not live it up?

Other than that, though, our gustatory options are open, and I'm soliciting suggestions for eats! Note: We've got theater plans for the 29th and 30th, so any dinner suggestions would have to be a place that has either early or late dining.

Also, fancy-pants is welcome, but certainly not necessary. How about a great place to get a slice? Is it worth standing in line at Shake Shack? Etc, etc. My only request is to go easy on the seafood places, since I'm deathly allergic to shellfish and not fond of regular fish.

I'm sure this isn't the first time this question has been asked, but if you don't mind answering again (and tailoring your suggestions for cold weather and my non-fishiness), I'd appreciate it!

Your childhood favorites: Are they still guilty pleasures?

Lately I've been overwhelmed with a desire to get some Strawberry Quik. Yes. The powdered stuff you mix into milk. and yes, I know: Blech.

But I can't shake the feeling that it will taste like my lost childhood, because man I loved that stuff. I can still almost conjure up the taste in my memory now. Still, we grow up and move on, and it must have been 20 years since I had any.

Besides, part of what I loved about it was the ritual. Back then it came in metal cannisters with a big round cap that you had to pry up with a spoon. You'd pour the milk, pop the cap, dip in the spoon, watch the crystals fall to the bottom of the glass, then stir and... drink.

These days they sell it in plastic jugs (yes, I've gone so far as to find it in the store. I know, flirting with disaster.) Not as good. Not at all.

So do you have any childhood favorites that you know are bad or bad for you, but that you can't help indulging from time to time?

A Sandwich a Day: Breakfast Sandwich at Market Café in Los Angeles

Market Café's breakfast sandwich ($6.75) breaks expectations even as it tows on the side of convention. The usual cast is all there, just in upgraded versions with better accessories. Eggs are scrambled in a thin layer, then folded and topped by aged cheddar cheese. A choice of turkey, baked ham, or bacon comes next. There is an ostensibly odd appearance of arugula leaves and sliced tomatoes, but any doubts tamp down upon bite. More