That chubby guy, from the thing. Yeah. I'm the one who used to work in the frozen pizza factory, remember?
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Favorite foods: Everything from asparagus to a rare ribeye to a chili-cheeseburger. I have far more of a weakness for salty and savory than for sweet. Bring me a steak and a baked potato, and skip the dessert.
Last bite on earth: I plan to never have a last bite, as I have no intention of dying.