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Lactose and My Adios

Frank Pepe couldn't eat cheese OR tomatoes, and look what HE did for all pizza-kind....

NoahLovesPizza at 11:45AM on 04/02/08

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Lactose and My Adios

Benlee, as I stated in my post, gas was the very least of my problems! Cold sweat, cramping, and other things too gross to get into here.

BaHa at 3:31PM on 04/02/08

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Lactose and My Adios

The comments on this post have really degenerated into an all-out shetshow in just a matter of minutes. You fart-huffers need to get it figured out before you finish off what's left of the ozone layer.

Signed,

Captain Intolerant of Intolerance and Fartfunky Ass Clowns

DJ_Bubbles at 2:59PM on 04/02/08

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Lactose and My Adios

Baha, I have lactose intolerance too. The key is to learn how to release your gas rather than let it sit in you. Sad to say, but I can fart on command. It allows me to avoid all the pain that used to get to me after drinking milk.

benlee at 2:38PM on 04/02/08

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Lactose and My Adios

I do have lactose intolerance, and it's a lot more painful and exhausting than just farting, believe me. If anyone read this actually does have lactose intolerance, Ganeden's Digestive Advantage for Lactose Intolerance (available just about everywhere) changed my life. I was always able to tolerate pizza, but now I can have egg creams! Sour cream! Cream cream! Oh, and by the way, you take it like a vitamin, One a day, and you're good.

BaHa at 2:34PM on 04/02/08

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Lactose and My Adios

I must admit you got me with that.

SoundBitesNYC at 12:19PM on 04/02/08