Serious Eats - seriouseats.com

I happened to find the review quite entertaining and rather accurate. I happen to work in the nightlife and restaurant industry and know numerous people who have been to the restaurant and everyone says the same thing: 'if all you want is to be cool and say you have been there then go, if you like good food stay away'. All of these scenester restaurants have their place and people need to understand that when these people are reviewing they are from the school that looks for food first. This is not a food first venue and never will be. Maybe that's the reason they dont take down the paper and tape, then everyone will know they are being hoodwinked. It's not a trendy club or speakeasy its a restaurant and if you cant even call or see inside then the food is probably just as mysterious as the facade.