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The Retro Modern Comfort of the Lever House Burger
The regular burger at City Burger is LaFrieda, and is only $6, and it's also great.
Top Manhattan Slices by Neighborhood
The slices Ed describes can still be found, but not on every corner. They compete with not just the Indo-Pak pizzarias he describes as Ray-style, but also disgustingly thick and greasy efforts from traditionally italian neighborhood instituions like Vinnie's on the UWS or the place by the Bedford St. station in Williamsburg. On the other hand, I can think of a number of new places that have terrific slices that have opened up though -- and may do something about it on Grub Street. But don't underrate De Marco's. If you didn't know who it was associated with, it would register on you as a huge find, esp. the round slices.
A shout-out, too, to Vinnie Vincenz's grandma slice, the Joe's in Park Slope, and the Two Boots chain, which though trendy and unorthodox, produces some of the city's better slices, objectively speaking.
And a thumb's-down to Spumoni Gardens, which has disappointed more imaginations than Halle Berry in Swordfish. A slice of white bread with chef arturo sauce and no cheese. And they compare it to Dom!
Top Ten Fancy-Pants Burgers in New York City
The Home burger is nothign to write home about. The same with Picket Fence, Patroon, and nearly all the burgers Ed mentions. The fact is, Fancy Pants burgers are nearly indistinguishable. They're all 8-12 ounces, grilled, served on some kind of brioche bun, with a slice of good tomato, disgusting cheese (greasy cheddar or bile-inducing bleu) and some kind of gay lettuce on the side. Rarely do they even try to be disc-like in their shape. Eating them is just eating a meatloaf between two slices of obtrusive bread. All character in hamburgers exists in the lower realms, where the inside is an afterthought, and the surface speaks volumes. There, white buns nearly refine themselves out of existence, and a slice of yellow american cheese adds a perfect element of viscosity. I hope Ed at least tries some of my frequenty nominated burgers -- which, incidentally, I nominate regardless of the size or quality of fries.
Josh
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It's the same blend as the Market Table burger, but the bun, as Ed points out, makes all the difference in the world. Sledneck, go for 50/50 to start and adjust from there.