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Watch It with Us: 'The Next Food Network Star' Season 5 Finale

Hey Minstrel, I had the same reaction you did. Melissa has said "my show wouldn't only be for stay-at-home moms, it would also be for working women." So it would include other kinds of women but still leave out all men? You can magine the response from the judges if one of the male contestants said he wanted to do a show aimed only at men. FN is cleary all about the soccer mom demographic, so Melissa was in many ways their dream host. Her lack of formal culinary training or professional food industry background was seen as a big plus, because it increases the identification factor with the audience.

I'm thinking that Melissa was the preselected choice from the beginning. Remember the show where she had to taste all the peppers to know which ones were hot? Anyone else would've been ripped for their lack of basic food knowledge. But they turned her ignorance into a positive, and talked about how clever she'd been to taste before cooking. Where was the "food authority" the judges are always talking about?

Last year there was Lisa Garza (another mom from Texas), but she'd help run her husband's restaurant. Plus there was an edge to her personality that turned some people off. Melissa is all blonde and bubbly and bland. A very safe choice. And FN is all about safe.

I'm wondering too if what worked against Jeffrey was the FN being nervous about having a host with a Middle Eastern name and heritage. I mean, in an incredibly vast and diverse culinary world, FN's idea of ethnic cooking is Rachel Ray demonstrating how to make pot stickers.

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arm1970 totally pegged it. This program is not about discovering exciting new culinary talent. (If your big discovery in 4 seasons is Guy TGI Fieri that's pretty sad). Because of its high rating and corporate tie-ins the show is an end in itself. People love the drama of reality contest shows, even if they know the "drama" is mostly contrived and manufactured by the producers. Hell, I'm complaining but I'm still watching. I just think that the show badly needs an overhaul, making the challenges more relevant and turning the emphasis from personality to food.

The problem is that all the contestants (and would-be contestants) have heard Tushman and Fogelson say 8 million times "we want to know who you are" and "we want your food to tell a story." So they come up with these silly taglines (Housewife 2.0, Food Without Borders) or reduce themselves to a sound bite. (Stay-at-Home-Mom, Southern Korean Girl.) Does it make a dish more interesting or appealing to know that Jeffrey cooks it with his daughter? Not for me.

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In past years TNFNS was a guilty viewing pleasure, despite the silly, irrelevant challenges (cooking for Girl Scouts, tight time limits, as if FN were live TV) and inconsistent judging criteria (contestants slammed for relying on formal training or for not having enough). But this year's been painful, thanks to a really dull group of contestants. Hard to believe these were the 10 best out of presumably thousands of applicants. Not a single one impressed with either their culinary skills or on-camera personality, let alone a combination of the two. But at least now I can breathe a sigh of relief that Debbie is gone. Many felt she was this year's pre-selected winner, in order to fill a FN demographic niche. But no amount of highly biased judging could cover her flaws - chief of which was a very shakey relationship with the truth. On a show in which the judges blather incessantly about "integrity" and "trust," how could they have kept her for so long when she was caught in some major lie virtually every week - several of them aimed intentionally at undercutting other contestants. Two years ago a finalist was booted off when it was discovered he misrepresented his military record. Not cool, but it had nothing specifically to do with his behavior on the show. I think FN finally realized people were tired of Debbie's drama queen act. (As well as her reminding us she was Korean every other sentence.) Oh yeah, right, the final two - Melissa and Jeffrey. Best of a lame lot, with my preference for Jeffrey. More relaxed, less drama. Melissa's no Debbie, but she seems to come up with a story for every occassion - she was raised poor, yet her mother was a Navy Commander, and a maid taught her Spanish. Now the "stay-at-home mom" turns out to have gone to business school and lived in Paris. And mentioning her mother's suicide the other night seemed a desperate grab for sympathy. Enough already with the personal stories. Can a Food Network show just be about food? What a concept.

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