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TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
Interesting question about sandwich and pie fillings. If the TSA is not inspecting every carried-on sandwich to measure the viscosity of a potentially gelatinous or semi-solid filling, then it is not enforcing its rules consistently, since the same filling carried inside a carry-on bag rather than in a clear plastic zip-top bag outside the carry-on bag would violate the rule. There surely must be some dangerous substances that could be spread between two slices of bread and disguised as sandwiches.
Of course, I have inadvertently carried on lots of small amounts of liquids and gels because I forgot to take them out of my carry-on and put them in a plastic bag, so I doubt that a sandwich or two would even catch the TSA's attention.
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
For the past several years I have been bringing Ommegang's Three Philosophers to the Thanksgiving celebration. Festive, fruity but not cloyingly sweet, and a high enough alcohol content to warm the soul.
Bouillabaisse in NYC?
If your friend thinks that, and regardless of whether it's true, so what?
Would you like your friend to reciprocate when you visit in Nice by being dragged to the supposedly best hamburger joint in Nice? I would think that you wouldn't want to waste a precious night of your vacation on that. Probably ditto for your friend.
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Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing
Why should one be more comfortable calling it "stuffing" only when it is baked in the bird and "dressing" when baked in a casserole pan? I recognize that the term "stuffing" implies "to stuff," as in to stuff the bird with it. But why is "dressing" more appropriate for it when baked in a casserole pan? The term "dressing" could be equally read to imply "to dress," as in it dresses something. In the case of baking it in a casserole pans, is the something that is "dressed" the casserole pan? Of course, not! What is "dressed" is THE BIRD or the plate on which it is presented. Just as the bird is stuffed with it, the bird is dressed (up) with it. I take the position that the terms "stuffing" and "dressing" are equally inapt when referring to what is baked in a casserole pan.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
Interesting question about sandwich and pie fillings. If the TSA is not inspecting every carried-on sandwich to measure the viscosity of a potentially gelatinous or semi-solid filling, then it is not enforcing its rules consistently, since the same filling carried inside a carry-on bag rather than in a clear plastic zip-top bag outside the carry-on bag would violate the rule. There surely must be some dangerous substances that could be spread between two slices of bread and disguised as sandwiches.
Of course, I have inadvertently carried on lots of small amounts of liquids and gels because I forgot to take them out of my carry-on and put them in a plastic bag, so I doubt that a sandwich or two would even catch the TSA's attention.
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
For the past several years I have been bringing Ommegang's Three Philosophers to the Thanksgiving celebration. Festive, fruity but not cloyingly sweet, and a high enough alcohol content to warm the soul.
Bouillabaisse in NYC?
If your friend thinks that, and regardless of whether it's true, so what?
Would you like your friend to reciprocate when you visit in Nice by being dragged to the supposedly best hamburger joint in Nice? I would think that you wouldn't want to waste a precious night of your vacation on that. Probably ditto for your friend.
Eating a Fried Fish that's Still Alive
The previous comment is the best: that in the animal world, many predators begin eating their prey while it is still alive. Especially fish. Of course, they don't let it sit on the table thrashing about, half-dead from having been tossed in hot oil, before eating it.
People can be beyond cruel to their food. There have been reports (not well documented it seems, though) of live monkeys having their skulls hacked open to people can eat the brains while the monkey is still alive. It's not clear from the news reports whether this is true or the stuff of Indiana Jones fiction, but it would not surprise me.
How to Spatchcock a Turkey
I think spatchcocking a turkey may be illegal in several Southern states. Well, maybe if it was consensual ....
Unique Food Trends: Denver, Colorado
Beau Jo's is vile. For a city that's supposedly the healthiest in the country, Beau Jo's pizza is a gutbuster abomination.
HELP! Butter free stuffing?
Butter? You mean the reason my stuffing has never tasted quite like Grandma's is because we don't use butter? We generally just make stuffing by moistening bread cubes with chicken stock to which we added some sage, thyme, etc.
Have You Ever Deep Fried a Turkey for Thanksgiving?
Ditto to the comments about the photo. I was going to say that it is a fire hazard to use a turkey fryer on a wooden deck OR so apparently close to the house. This is not the photo to use to encourage people to fry turkeys. Rather, the photo shows how NOT to do it.
@youngbuck: I am skeptical that an electric turkey fryer that runs on a mere 110V (as in the US) can heat a sufficient volume of oil to a sufficiently high temperature to fry a turkey. But maybe. Have you tried this gadget yourself?
Standing Room Only: Budacki's Drive-In
Yep, that looks like sambal, not Sriracha.
Serious Green: Rent-a-Ruminant to Get a Tough Job Done
@accidentalepicurean: There are many types of Morning Glory. I am not familiar with pad boom fai dang, but if it is made with what I know as Water Morning Glory, also known as Water Spinach (and, I think, Rau Muong in Vietnamese), I'd love the dish. I'm no botanist, but I suspect that Water Morning Glory, which I believe is a more or less aquatic plant, is not the same thing as the Morning Glories with the pretty flowers that we see frequently in N. America and which goats apparently will take pleasure in eating.
starting your own pizza joint
It sounds like you have little or no experience in pizza operations, since if you did, you would know people in the business. Seems to me that you would be wise to either buy a chain franchise and let them teach you or do a long apprenticeship working in a pizza joint and learn the art and business of pizza. Call me a cynic, but from what I have seen, to make any money in the pizza business one either has to have exceptional pizza skills or exceptional business skills. We hear frequently of upstarts who seem to have one or the other. If you happen to have both, then you're probably in the top 1 percent and will gain a loyal following and make a mint.
Saving smoked salmon
@unpocojmoney: I believe that it's not so much the smoke that preserves it as the salt and the fact that there's much less moisture in smoked salmon than in fresh salmon, so what you have left is a fairly salty, fatty/oily protein rather than the kind of wet and non-salty environment in which bacteria love to set up shop. However, the smoke "probably" does contribute to the preservation. I've never seen a very definitive scientific statement about the preservative effect of smoking meat and fish. The books I have on the subject tend to glaze over this issue with a comment such as "Smoking meat was originally used as a method of preservation and probably does have some preservative effect, but ..." and then goes on to explain how salting, drying, fermenting and the use of cures plays a far clearer role in preserving foods.
Saving smoked salmon
The simplest way is to invite me for breakfast.
Seriously, it's fish, albeit smoked, and it will probably begin to smell, look or feel unpleasant (like, it may become dry and tough) before anything grows dangerous enough to hurt you.
Totally Unnecessary But Awesome Gadget: The Automatic Butter Spreader
Dunno about the electric model, but similar rotary butter spreaders are common in diners and foodservice operations. If you've eaten buttered bread at a large, busy diner, they likely used a butter spreader like this.
Cereal with Water and Other Cereal Compulsions
manufactured cereal: gross
manufactured cereal + water: grosser
Does the milk not have more nutrition than the cereal? (okay, manufacturer-added vitamins, maybe, but you could eat anything and take a vitamin pill just the same)
Would You Eat This Lobster?
Some people are concerned whether boiling a live lobster is painful or cruel, but I suppose it's equally plausible that the end of an elderly lobster's life is slow and painful and lobsters don't simply die in their sleep the way we'd like to believe that the luckiest of elderly humans expire. So I could see an argument for lobster euthanasia.
Is the Food Network getting too flashy?
I couldn't tell you, because I confuse which of the glut of nominally-food-oriented shows are Food Network and which of the glut of nominally-food-oriented shows are Travel Channel. It seems every other show is some sort of "reality TV" or competition kind of deal. I hate those. I wish there were more shows about actual cooking and food. Sure, I remember Jacques Pepin--I have an autographed cookbook. I even remember watching The Galloping Gourmet and Julia Child when I was nine or ten years old. I venture to say that Jacques and even Julia couldn't land a job on Food Network today. Talent and knowledge count for nothing. You have to be a "TV personality" today.
Dinner Tonight: Patty Melt
I made one with bison the other night. Heavenly ... if you like bison, that is.
The Nasty Bits: Crisp Fried Pig's Ears
I know this could be debated endlessly, and it is kind of interesting that Chichi has been writing "The Nasty Bits" for a while yet this is the first article that has provoked probing comments as far as I know, but to keep my comments short, I don't think the paprika-is-to-cinnamon as steak-is-to-offal analogy is apt. I mean, you have two spices that are equally available and equally easy to use. Purchasing and preparing a steak and purchasing and preparing a pig's head (or ear, as in the present article) are vastly different. Eating offal takes a little effort--from finding it in the market or a restaurant, to knowing how to cook it and how to gnaw away at it, to developing a taste for it. My guess is that unless eating chicken feet, pig ears or whatever, is part of a person's family's cultural memory, the person is not going to bother with it beyond the foodie fascination stage. Learning about offal and the "lesser cuts" may be a nice re-discovery of surprisingly tasty foods that were once popular because that's all people could afford, but they will never be as popular again as the cuts that we can now afford, are widely available, easy to eat, and pretty darn tasty. I predict that the current intense interest in offal among foodies will pass.
It can be argued of course, what constitutes "nasty bits" in the first place? I mean, chicken livers, beef liver, pork liver, and tongue are downright pedestrian, and even brains, kidneys, skin (fried pork skins) and intestines ("chitlings" here in the South) have long been reasonably integrated into mainstream North American food. One might ask where is the line between mainstream and nasty?
The Nasty Bits: Crisp Fried Pig's Ears
Here in the (US) South, they say the only part of the pig that isn't eaten is the oink. I've tried crispy ear bits, and they're fine--nothing I would seek out again. But Chichi, you have gained my respect with the "half a pig's head, skull and all." That's high adventure for anyone, anywhere.
Good comments here, though, relating to the trendiness of offal and other "nasty bits." People, there is a reason why pork and ham and beefsteak became the cuts of choice as people escaped poverty and became affluent enough to eat them: those cuts taste better. None of the food journalism that has come out of this offal / "whole animal" trend has yet convinced me that there is some little bit of meat or tendon or organ or whatever that is so much more delicious than, say, a steak, that it is worth all the trouble.
Moldy Spoon Revisited. (Now with more EW!)
Doesn't most dishwasher detergent already contain a sanitizing agent, which I would think would kill mold along with bacteria? Also, isn't a dishwasher supposed to heat water to a temperature high enough to kill mold as well as bacteria? Is mold harder to kill than bacteria?
Cook the Book: The Southern Italian Table
"The food is made of whatever's cheap, plentiful, and in season." Why can't we have this concept in the US? Aside from what the luckiest among us are able to buy from farmstands in the summer, NOTHING is cheap, plentiful and in season. Almost all of the food that is presented in our grocery stores comes from a far-flung distribution web in which most local, seasonal advantage is squashed, and prices are propped up and evened out across the land. You can live in an _______-producing state (fill in the blank with a fruit, for example), and grocery store _______s are still not cheap.
Foodie Vacation
Awesome thread. Please tell us what you decided, Wilma.
The Food Lab: Perfect Boiled Eggs
I tried but could not get the "perfect soft-cooked egg" by placing an egg taken straight from the fridge into 180F water, despite meticulously maintaining the water bath at eggsactly 180F for the six minutes the egg was immersed. The egg was considerably undercooked, with the whites fairly liquidy. I'm going to try egg-en.
Cannibalism
Don't think I would.
I've read reports of missionaries/explorers in various places stating that the locals where they were posted/had travelled claimed to have eaten human flesh, and that it was delicious, but. . . you know, it was so common for many cultures (particulary Western ones) to consider others (particularly non-Western ones) to be completely lacking in either sense of humour or humanity, that the locals who allegedly reported this may have been pulling the missionaries'/explorers' legs, without the latter being aware of this.
My point is that there is no evidence we taste good (although most tastes are acquired), and there would be no way of knowing (without having actually having eaten human) that a synthetic product actually had the flavour and consistency of human (and I cannot imagine eating another human being, but then again, I've never been in the sort of situation where I'd need to make this decision). It also seems like the sort of thing Marilyn Manson would go for in a flash (especially if it were called, say, 'Pam', instead of 'SPAM') and make a big production of, which would make the entire act of eating human-like meat kind of embarrassing ;)
Cannibalism
I wish one of you folks who is interested in trying human would contact me. Flightlinek (at) hotmail.com. Maybe we can work out some kind of arrangement.
Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing
Has anyone ever had Bell's Stuffing? (Also available in New England Style.) I saw them both at Hannaford tonight. (Hannaford is based in Maine, so they have a lot of random New England goodies, like Bakewell Cream.)
Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing
If it is cooked, basted well, and has ground spicy sausage and crunchy bits in it, then it is good stuffing. There is no bad stuffing, only stuffing not as good as you'd hoped.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
I've successfully argued a couple things. Once, they tried to take away my mashed sweet potatoes, which are DEFINITELY not a liquid. Another time they tried to take a way my yogurt. "It's not a solid! Its gelatinous! A colloidal substance!" I argued. And, hey! I prevailed. Take that, big brother.
Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing
For years I used the Pepperidge Farm bagged stuffing as the base (it was herb, it was crouton style, it was cornbread), with my mushroom, celery, onion and sausage and a little chicken stock overall. It tasted pretty damn good. Then in some fancy foodie magazine or newspaper article I read about packaged stuffings not cutting it!
For the last few years I have used cubed bread stuffing that you buy in the supermarket which is fresh bread cubed. Works all right except you need a ton more stuff.
So blessings upon you all for making me feel better about going back to Pepperidge Farm again maybe this year.
Standing Room Only: Budacki's Drive-In
After resisting the urge for a few days, I stopped by Budacki's tonight and tried to get info on the sauce. Bad news: I could not get them to tell me what the sauce was made out of. Good news: I got some info. The mild sauce is straight buffalo sauce. The spicy sauce is a combination of the buffalo sauce and the mystery sauce. The suicide is the spicy sauce with jalepenos.
I'd be surprised if the mystery sauce is straight samal oelek as the flavor seems to be more complex than a combination of buffalo and straight chilis. The company that makes sriracha also makes a chili garlic sauce that looks pretty similar to the sauce at Budacki's.
How to Spatchcock a Turkey
I can't wait to try this one. It looks so moist and yummy. Might have to make it for Christmas as well.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
so, i could carry a home-made pie filled with cherry pie filling, but i couldn't carry a can of the same filling? ridiculous. and don't get me started on the snow globes!
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
meh. If it's not on the banned list, it's merely a recommendation. The banned list is here: http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm
Obviously, gravy, cranberry sauce, and the like is still subject to the 3.4 oz, clear baggie rule. Now that I've seen this ridiculousness, I'm going to bring some sauce in my carry-on. Just because. They can pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing
No dressing has to be soggy - there's no law saying you have to use as much liquid as called for on the package. That's why I like to make my stuffing from scratch - sautée whatever veg I want to use, add bread, and then drizzle stock on while stirring until I get the perfect consistency. This works with either dried or fresh bread.
Taste Test: Store-Bought Stuffing
My mom puts mushrooms in her Pepperidge Farm Herb Seasoned dressing. It gives it amazing flavor. Glad to see it on the list.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
When I came back from Hong Kong to NYC, they squished one of my precious Kee Wah pastries! I asked nicely yet seriously to the TSA guard, "Madam, please don't squeeze those pastries. They're meant to be gifts." She replied back saying they're checking for any pork products but obviously, she squished nothing but lotus seed paste and flaky, pink crust that's sealed in individual, clear plastic wrapping.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
they took away my pudding :(
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
From what I can tell, if the food item is for immediate consumption, they tend to let it through. If it's a sealed container, then it's trashed. Not a whole lot of logic, but I got through security just fine with a large bento that included at least a cup of soupy Thai curry over rice, and they didn't even double-check that. I'm just packing all of my alcohol and other liquids into my suitcase really well - so far I've been across the country a couple of times with beer (to share with friends, then to bring back local tastiness) with no incidents of broken glass. Definitely use glass or plastic over aluminum cans - they puncture and burst too easily.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
They dumped my unopened giant container of Fage 0% yogurt and I seriously went into the bathroom and almost cried. If it had been a giant container of nutella, I'm pretty sure that there would have been tears, cuss words, and certainly an arrest.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
...that is an abomination. if that were me, i would just skip my flight and sit in my hotel room and eat all 53 ounces of that chocolatey goodness in silence.
they can take away my pride, and maybe my dignity, but hecks naw on the nutella.
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
Ommegang Hennepin is a delicious farmhouse ale, highly reccomend especially for those trying to convert their resident wine-snob to try a beer pairing with turkey-day.
TSA's Traveling with Food Tips
no nutella, either.
a friend was visiting and we went to Costco - which has a great price on a double pack of nutella if you like the stuff. she had it in her carryon and had to watch the TSA agent toss all unopened 53 ounces in the trash.
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
I'm a big fan of beer with food, and not just curries! Beer has for too long been an underdog to wine and both have their place.
From the other side of the Atlantic, some darker richer sweeter ales are a good idea, maybe Old Peculiar or Hobgoblin.
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
A friend suggested the CranLam, but it's only available in the winter mix 12's - which means 2 of the CranLam and 2 each of 5 others. He thought the best would be Oktoberfest, but, alas, it's gone.
My thought was the Cherry Wheat, but it might be too sweet. Another friend suggested their Blackberry Witbier. I think the deciding factor might be what I can actually find at the store.
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
We tried the Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, and some people liked it (though others didn't.)
How to Spatchcock a Turkey
We had a Thanksgiving pre-game last weekend and used the spatchcock method. I used Alton Brown's brine recipe, brined for about 8 hours. A 15 lb bird took about an hour and a half to cook. Our guests said again and again that it was the juiciest turkey they have ever had. A few weeks ago I spatchcocked a chicken as a test run and it was the best roast chicken I've ever made. The brine-spatchcock method is definitely the way to go.
Bouillabaisse in NYC?
The Poached Red Snapper with Mussels, Calamari and Sauce Bouillabaisse at EMP is wonderful, as is Pearl Oyster Bar's.
I am willing to bet you're friend would never admit it either way, but try EMP!
Serious Beer Pairings for Thanksgiving
Any suggestions on a Sam Adams to go with dinner? I was thinking their Cherry Wheat.
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Why should one be more comfortable calling it "stuffing" only when it is baked in the bird and "dressing" when baked in a casserole pan? I recognize that the term "stuffing" implies "to stuff," as in to stuff the bird with it. But why is "dressing" more appropriate for it when baked in a casserole pan? The term "dressing" could be equally read to imply "to dress," as in it dresses something. In the case of baking it in a casserole pans, is the something that is "dressed" the casserole pan? Of course, not! What is "dressed" is THE BIRD or the plate on which it is presented. Just as the bird is stuffed with it, the bird is dressed (up) with it. I take the position that the terms "stuffing" and "dressing" are equally inapt when referring to what is baked in a casserole pan.