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A Bar and a Restaruant: Recs for Great Spots in New Orleans
The French 75 Bar at Arnaud's should be on a list like this.
15-Minute Creamy Tomato Soup (Vegan)
I hardly had to click on this to know that you must have imported some ideas from your gazpacho.
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Lorenzo answered "Way!" to Anchovies on pizza: Way or no way?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 24, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Lorenzo answered "Yes, but only when I have complete confidence in the chef. " to Do You Like Rotating Menus?
Poll posted by Carey Jones, October 19, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "1 topping only" to How many toppings do you top your pizza with?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, September 27, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Lorenzo answered "Nay." to Breakfast Cereal Marshmallows: Yea or Nay?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, September 9, 2010 at 8:00 AM
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Lorenzo got 75% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cranberries?
Quiz posted by Sarah Kuo, November 8, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Lorenzo got 70% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cheese?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, July 5, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Lorenzo got 60% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Oysters?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, July 19, 2010 at 8:00 PM
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Valentine's Day Failures
First of all, thank you for using the proper word "failure" rather than the Internet meme "fail." We who prefer normal English say "Valentine's Day Failures," not "Valentine's Day Fails."
Moving on to the question, I once made a heart-shaped pizza that one could have broken a tooth on. FAIL!--uh, I mean, failure!
A Bar and a Restaruant: Recs for Great Spots in New Orleans
The French 75 Bar at Arnaud's should be on a list like this.
15-Minute Creamy Tomato Soup (Vegan)
I hardly had to click on this to know that you must have imported some ideas from your gazpacho.
Sauced: Fresh Thai Sriracha
See, this makes sense to me--making a sauce that's not effectively defined by a single ubiquitous brand or couple of ubiquitous rival brands. Imitating the much-beloved Huy Fong doesn't make sense to me when the stuff is so good, so cheap and so easy to find. I say, embrace what someone else has already strived so hard to perfect, and make everything else oneself. Reinventing the wheel is silly.
What to serve with bone marrow?
Though I know some people might chow down on marrow bones, I tend to think of it as a starter and typically eat a portion with bread/toast before a main course of something less rich. I mean, it's pretty much like spreading pure fat on bread. "Rich" doesn't begin to describe it. How about a salad?
Drinking in Season: Meyer Lemon Pisco Sour
I brought some pisco back from Chile about 20 years ago and could hardly persuade anyone to drink a pisco sour.
Best Carbonara in Philadelphia?
I saw @BitchinFixins' reply before I read the original post, and it does seem odd to me that someone would "ache" with desire to eat carbonara in a restaurant before ever eating it at home. I'm sure I ate my first dish of spaghetti and meatballs at home (mom's!) long before I ever ate the dish in a restaurant. Carbonara is perhaps even easier to make than that weeknight staple from our youth of spaghetti and meatballs and various other familiar pasta dishes. It's ridiculously simple. Why not make some at home first and then compare that with what a restaurant makes? Sure, a restaurant may make it better, but it just seems odd that you don't satisfy such a strong desire ("aching," really?) by whipping up a batch at home tonight or tomorrow.
The Nasty Bits: Fish Head Soup
As a non-Asian who is determined to eat his way through Asia, fish head soup is perhaps the one dish that I keep passing over in favor of something else that looks better to me. I suppose I need to stop making excuses and just give it a go.
Barrel-Age Your Own Cocktails for $10
what @rockfish42 and @franko said. Homebrewers have been dumping oak chips in their brews for some time. I see no reason why one couldn't take a piece of oak and, if desired, char it with a blowtorch. Why pay for an actual stave taken from an actual barrel?
Taste Test: Frank's RedHot vs. Buffalo Style Tabasco Pepper Sauce
I hope Frank's successfully markets something that might be called Louisiana-style hot pepper sauce. Does the 800-pound gorilla of hot sauce really need to take on Frank's?
Paleo Diet?
@scotchncoffee said: "carbs are fine. Athletes especially are recommended to carb up as necessary. ... What is different is the source of carbs: replace the pasta, grains, and empty starches with sweet potatoes, yams, bananas, squash, berries, and the like."
Oh, so in other words "the Paleo Diet" is just what those of us who have good nutritional habits have long been doing? It's sad that a clever name has to be invented for a diet that should occur naturally to people. Nobody had to publish a so-called "diet" for me to understand that eating refined starches is less nutritionally sound than eating vegetables for the carbohydrate portion of my diet. People are sheep, wanting to be told what they should do by someone who claims to have all the answers.
Grace/prayer at a dinner party
"Thank you, God, for putting us at the top of the food chain. Amen."
Raw garlic - who's in?
Are you asking about eating a whole clove of raw garlic or what?--your question isn't clear.
As people have mentioned, eating raw garlic in smaller quantities as an ingredient in something is common. I enjoy aioli, for example. And all that kimchi I eat has raw garlic in it.
The Fresh Market--Anyone have one?
Ours in Atlanta are similar to Whole Foods but somewhat smaller, and my impression is they try to stock some items that are unusual or noteworthy for one reason or another. But there isn't enough that's unique to Fresh Market for me to trek over to Fresh Market rather than Whole Foods, as I prefer as much one-stop shopping as possible. That said, my wife and I prefer the various more economical options available to us over both Fresh Market and Whole Paycheck for the vast majority of our food shopping.
How long can I keep a dead lobster in the fridge?
This has a sinister tone. Why am I picturing you as a lobster mafioso?
how to make mexican chimichangas?
First, you make a burrito. Then, you deep fry it.
Settling for less...?
Basically, anything that's not particularly good for me and thus figures sparingly into my diet. For example, meat figures sparingly into our diet for health reasons, but on the occasions we say "damn the arteries, full speed ahead!" we buy the best we can find.
Staff Picks: Our Favorite Non-Guac Ways to Eat Avocados
@Mhay: I thought "palta" was just an Argentinian (or thereabouts) term for "avocado"?
Staff Picks: Our Favorite Non-Guac Ways to Eat Avocados
Ha!--I had an avocado and sardine sandwich at work today.
But my childhood sandwich was the avocado on white bread with mayonnaise that my mom would make for me. The East Coast kids thought I was nuts to eat a slimy green vegetable on a sandwich. Back then, lettuce and tomato were the limits of what people, especially kids in the East, tolerated on a sandwich.
Play on words: hot sauce wedding favor labels
Burning Desire
Vegan Kimchi As Good As The Real Thing
re post above: "vegetarian," that is.
Vegan Kimchi As Good As The Real Thing
@gargupie: See two posts above yours for answer. Yes, there are commercial vegetation kimchis--they are right next to the regular kimchi in the store I buy mine in and are specifically labeled for vegetarians.
Vegan Kimchi As Good As The Real Thing
The multi-ethnic grocery store where we buy our regular kimchi also what's labeled "vegetarian" kimchi. So if you're someone who isn't inclined to make your own, don't despair until you've searched for commercial vegetarian kimchi--it exists.
Omaha Steak: Worst Hot Dogs Ever
Sound like @meatguy knows the answer: Omaha Steaks doesn't even make their own hot dogs!
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Lorenzo answered "Way!" to Anchovies on pizza: Way or no way?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, January 24, 2011 at 8:55 AM
Lorenzo answered "Yes, but only when I have complete confidence in the chef. " to Do You Like Rotating Menus?
Poll posted by Carey Jones, October 19, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "1 topping only" to How many toppings do you top your pizza with?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, September 27, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Lorenzo answered "Nay." to Breakfast Cereal Marshmallows: Yea or Nay?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, September 9, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "I've never had one, but I'd like to try it." to Do You Like Chili Burgers?
Poll posted by Robyn Lee, September 2, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Lorenzo answered "Something more complicated (explain below)" to Are You Eating Fewer Eggs
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, August 25, 2010 at 7:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "YES. Can't get a weekend day started without it." to Do You Drink at Brunch?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, August 24, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "No" to Do you salt your slices?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, August 23, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Lorenzo answered "Yes! I love having a lot of little dishes to try." to Do You Like Small Plates Dining?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, August 17, 2010 at 11:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "A year" to What's the longest you've gone without eating pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, August 16, 2010 at 9:45 AM
Lorenzo answered "Yes. Bring it on" to Do Garlic and Mozzarella Belong Together on a Pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, August 2, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Lorenzo answered "No. Grease, for lack of a better word, is good" to Do you blot the grease from your pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, July 12, 2010 at 9:55 AM
Lorenzo answered "I never want to see or hear about a goddamn cupcake again." to Do You Care About Cupcakes?
Poll posted by The Serious Eats Team, July 27, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "Getting sunburnt..." to How do you like your toast done?
Poll posted by Lingbo Li, June 2, 2010 at 7:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "I've grilled it and eaten it!" to What's your experience with grilled pizza?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, May 31, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "No ... Love is thicker than sauce." to Your sweetheart doesn't like pizza: dealbreaker?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, May 24, 2010 at 8:45 AM
Lorenzo answered "No way." to Pineapple Pizza: Way or No Way?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, May 10, 2010 at 6:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "Hardy ever" to Do You Eat Chicken for Breakfast?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, May 10, 2010 at 7:30 AM
Lorenzo answered "Hot" to Which Salsa Spicyness Level Do You Prefer?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, May 5, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "Never" to Do You Take Photos of Your Food Before Eating?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, April 21, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "No. I stick with the main event" to Do you order sides with your pizza (and if so, what?)
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, April 19, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "Oregano" to What seasonings do you shake on your slices?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, April 12, 2010 at 8:15 AM
Lorenzo answered "Salty" to Are You a Sweet or Salty Breakfast Eater?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, April 7, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "Other" to Do You Make Ham or Lamb on Easter?
Poll posted by Erin Zimmer, March 31, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Lorenzo answered "No" to Is it pizza if it doesn't have cheese?
Poll posted by Adam Kuban, March 29, 2010 at 8:55 AM
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Lorenzo got 75% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cranberries?
Quiz posted by Sarah Kuo, November 8, 2010 at 1:45 PM
Lorenzo got 70% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Cheese?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, July 5, 2010 at 6:00 PM
Lorenzo got 60% correct on Quiz: How Much Do You Know About Oysters?
Quiz posted by Joan Fang, July 19, 2010 at 8:00 PM
Lorenzo got 75% correct on How Much Do You Know About Regional Sandwiches?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, May 17, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Lorenzo got 100% correct on How Much Do You Know About Beer?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, May 10, 2010 at 6:45 PM
Lorenzo got 75% correct on How Much Do You Know About Breakfast Foods?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, March 24, 2010 at 8:00 AM
Lorenzo got 62% correct on How Much Do You Know About Irish Food?
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Lorenzo got 87% correct on How Much Do You Know About Food Preservation?
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Lorenzo got 33% correct on How Much Do You Know About Condiments?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 15, 2010 at 6:30 PM
Lorenzo got 100% correct on How Much Do You Know About New Orleans Food Culture?
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, February 1, 2010 at 7:00 PM
Lorenzo got 37% correct on Winter Vegetables Quiz
Quiz posted by Katie Quinn, January 19, 2010 at 11:30 AM

First of all, thank you for using the proper word "failure" rather than the Internet meme "fail." We who prefer normal English say "Valentine's Day Failures," not "Valentine's Day Fails."
Moving on to the question, I once made a heart-shaped pizza that one could have broken a tooth on. FAIL!--uh, I mean, failure!