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Lance Roberts

Lance Roberts

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Lance Roberts is a writer in Los Angeles.

  • Location: Los Angeles, CA
  • Favorite foods: LA Pizza: Sotto, Vito's, Stella Rossa, Mozza LA: Salted Caramel Pie at simplethings, Roger Room, Langer's Pastrami, glazed donut at Stan's, Kogi, Angelini, Craft, Scarpetta Elsewhere Pizza: UPN, Bianco, Paulie Gee's Totonno's, Great Lake RIP, Burt's, Apizza Scholls, Delancey, Pizzicletta, Best, and about 30 others. Apizza Scholls, UPN, Great Lake RIP, Motorino, Pizzeria Bianco, Sotto, A slice from Vito's. Pastrami from Langer's Deli. The #26 from Zingerman's. Glazed donut from Stan's. Let me make this easier, basically anything that's bad for you.
  • Last bite on earth: All six of the pizzas made by Chris at Pizzeria Bianco.

Venice, CA: On Gjelina and the Rise of Cheffy Pizza

"Cheffy" is a word that can go a couple different ways. To some, it means high-quality, ingredient-driven food that's sometimes complex, but always skillfully prepared. Others use it dismissively, and even pejoratively, to write off fare that they view as pretentious, esoteric, or overly complicated. No matter where you come out on the usage, I can assure you of one thing: Gjelina serves cheffy pizza. More

Los Angeles: Urbano Pizza Bar Carves Out a Niche in the Middle

Pizza in Los Angeles has become kind of a high art/low art scene, and the rest of the country doesn't seem that different. It's like you're either a down and dirty slice joint or a gourmet shop pushing premium toppings at primo prices. Enter Urbano Pizza Bar, a downtown LA establishment that attempts to skirt the line between the two poles with trendy toppings and "artisan" crust, but in a more accessible package (read: slightly larger portions). More

A Pizza My Mind: Why You Should Eat More Bad Pizza

If you're visiting Slice, there's a very good chance that you're obsessive about your pizza. You've eaten your 10,000 slices, you've developed an excellent palette...and you no longer have any time in your life for shitty pizza. You want the pizza in the picture above. Well, unless you want to be in a prison of your own creation I would suggest you make a little time for bad pizza. Here's why. More

Eagle Rock, CA: Casa Bianca Pizza Pie

Casa Bianca Pizza Pie has been slinging pies since 1955 and carried around the "best pizza in the city" title for much of it, but is a great story and a heavy dose of nostalgia good enough to slice it in a post-Mozza L.A.? We went in to find out, and ended up in a pizza-style debate. More

Visiting New York City? 7 Must-Eat Pizzas You Should Try

In mid June, Slice reader Lance Roberts emailed me, asking if I'd help him complete his pizza itinerary. He was visiting New York City from Los Angeles, and he wanted to pack in as much pizza as he could--but only the best. I gave him some recs. He came, he ate, and then he wrote. What follows is a wonderful tale of 2.5 days of pizza mania. Buon appetito! --The Mgmt. An NYC Pizza Tour from an LA Perspective As a Los Angeleno who grew up in Detroit, it's a little odd that I love pizza so much. Neither city... More

Pizzeria Bianco Mops the Floor with Mozza

Editor's note: If you read the Dear Slice letter yesterday from homeslice Lance R. asking for New York pizza-eating advice, you'll remember he mentioned a piece he wrote for us about Pizzeria Bianco in Phoenix. I forgot to run it when he sent it in. But here it is. No worse for the delay, I might add. Lance, sorry about spacing this; I'm an asshat. —The Mgmt. Sorry about the quality of the pics, I was too giddy about the food to focus. Anyway, here's the rundown. My friend Mat and I are in the same pizza obsession club with... More

Chris Bianco Surprises With New Trattoria and Pizzeria in Phoenix

@Mike: They didn't have the goat special the day I was there so I'm not sure what they're doing with it. It's definitely roasted, simple, and good though.

Chris Bianco Surprises With New Trattoria and Pizzeria in Phoenix

@dhorst and shyboyje: Yeah, I kind of blew by that one. Shyboyje is right, he cooks his pies much longer than you would a Neapolitan pie, so by keeping the wood off the floor he can get a more even heat. And he also doesn't have to worry about any long-term wear to the floor because he can just put another slab in.

Still Not Sure How Much to Tip for Pizza Delivery? You're Not Alone

@Linebacker: That is pretty close to the reality, but you're the one arguing you shouldn't have to tip. If you want shift the cost to others and/or risk screwing over a driver who ends up getting stiffed the whole night, that's your business. I never said it wasn't anyone's right to be cheap, just know that you are actively hurting some guy's wallet who probably makes much less than you.

Still Not Sure How Much to Tip for Pizza Delivery? You're Not Alone

@Linebacker: Nobody is arguing that it would be more fair to pay a real wage to drivers (and service workers), forego the notion of tips, and raise the price of food. However, THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN ANY TIME SOON. Drivers take those jobs because society has decided on the whole that we will tip and after the extra money it makes sense. That is part of the deal on both sides. If you didn't get tipped, it wouldn't make financial sense to deliver pizzas for any person and there would be no delivery. You are arguing principles and ignoring the reality we live in.

I'm always confused by people who want to push back on inefficiencies in society by taking it out on the low end of the totem pole. There are so many stupid financial constructs in our world...maybe choose your battles better?

Still Not Sure How Much to Tip for Pizza Delivery? You're Not Alone

@Linebacker: What is different from you working in KFC? Uh, car payment, gas, maintenance, repairs, insurance. He's putting miles on his car so you don't have to. The whole carrying your food thing is the least important part of the transaction.

Still Not Sure How Much to Tip for Pizza Delivery? You're Not Alone

I was waiting for the "why do we tip?" stuff. I don't have any problem with anyone questioning the service industry tip structure, just don't act like you're a freedom fighter if you stiff some poor bastard who is trying to make child support. The reason we currently tip is simple -- the extra cost of a real living wage are being passed on to the consumer. You are being given the choice to be cheap instead of the owner. It is not fair, but it is what we have right now.

Nobody would ever put thousands of miles on their own car, pay for repairs, and stink their vehicle up for life for minimum wage. You aren't paying a pizza delivery guy to hand your pizza over with a smile, you're paying him for using his own gas to drive over in shitty conditions so that you can finish Colbert. Why WOULDN'T you want to tip?

Los Angeles: A Trip Down the Mr. Pizza Rabbit Hole

@Kelly: Don't bring objectivity and reason into this.

Los Angeles: A Trip Down the Mr. Pizza Rabbit Hole

@tea-and-syncope: As a former English major I shudder and blame Mr. Pizza.

Venice, CA: On Gjelina and the Rise of Cheffy Pizza

@SkyHigh: Don't smear my post with facts. I think you're right, but I always think of Gjelina first because of the Spice Girl thing.

Venice, CA: On Gjelina and the Rise of Cheffy Pizza

@Adam: To be fair, the pizza usually looks a little better. With that said, I did go twice. My bigger issue is less with the annoying molten char bubbles and more the hollowed out portions that break apart when you take a bite.

@jo_wang: I liked it. But I think you could cut 15 minutes out of it.

First Look: Handsome Pizza in Portland, OR

@f r y: Why didn't you tell me you were f r y when I saw you before Christmas? I just blew ten minutes going through your comments trying to figure out where you were making pies at.

It's funny, the first time I walked in to your place (like at 5:30 on a Friday a couple years ago) looking to order, I got a version of the "next pick-up time is this or you could get it later" speech. It did not come off as sarcastic, but it did make me feel like an idiot for not calling ahead.

Los Angeles: The Deep Dish on the Mysterious Hollywood Pies

@cpd: I checked with David. He uses cornmeal. He tried it with and without and preferred it with. There's also another deep dish place called Zelo around here that uses a TON of cornmeal -- that's their claim to fame even -- so it can obviously be done. Maybe it's that LA water?

Los Angeles: The Deep Dish on the Mysterious Hollywood Pies

@cpd: I've had Gino's, Malnati, Uno, Pizano, Pequod's, Burt's, etc. The sausage patty is lean and doesn't have any noticeable fennel. But if it's a garlic sausage, that particular flavor gets a little lost in the sauce.

Also, David didn't look to Chicago as a guide, he hasn't been back in a while. He developed his own recipe in San Diego, and we're pretty sure there's cornmeal in it.

First Look: Handsome Pizza in Portland, OR

@Will: I caught you on a slow night a while back but pizza and service were both on point. When I get back to Portland I'll be back for sure. Really loved the interview, too. I love when pizzaiolos aren't afraid to be honest.

8 Pizzas That Haunt My Dreams, 2012

So much to hit from this post. First off, 8PTHMD is my favorite annual slice post so I really hope it never ends. I've gone back to the other posts over the years and they've been great guides for what to order specifically when I'm traveling. And though I don't find this year's list lacking in any way, the fact that you A. have already had most of the great pizza in the country in previous years and B. have 90 percent less free time in your life, obviously earns you a mulligan if you wanted to take it. But it's obviously not necessary. The Speedy Romeo was killer. The cheese slices make me incredibly angry/jealous. And TXCraig1's garage is on my pizza bucket list.

Also, I'd be interested in seeing some kind of post covering the division on Slice that dmc and imwalkin alluded to: the homecook versus the diner. I put in a ton of work this year to figure out how to make genuinely good pizza (though I'd still get laughed off pizzamaking), and I really love cooking for friends, but I would MUCH rather eat at one of the greats (or even the really goods) than make my own. I honestly find it more satisfying to eat something I could never duplicate. Oh, and I love not cleaning up. But I think it's really interesting how these completely different worlds collide here.

Finally, following the rules of the game (new experiences only), here's my personal list in no particular order:

1. Garlic and chili peppers (but honestly, anything) at Great Lake in Chicago
2. Grandma slice at Lo Duca in Brooklyn
3. Vodka Slice at Rubirosa in NYC
4. Sicilian slice at L & B Spumoni in Brooklyn
5. Half sausage/half Sopressata at Emilia's in Berkeley, CA
6. Margherita at Apizza Scholls (I'm cheating since it was in November of 2011, but it's still haunting me)
7. Bianco DiNapoli Margherita at Mozza2Go
8. That damn Del Poppolo truck I keep missing. Went up to SF last weekend and got UPN, Emilia's, Zero Zero, and Delfina...but Darsky was off for the year.

Daily Slice: Evolution of the Amore oi Mari at Pizzicletta in Flagstaff, AZ

@Caleb: Are you telling me you didn't invent Cacio e Pepe?!

Ten Favorite Los Angeles Pizzas

@Adam L.: "It gets better."

@Adam K.: I think I owe you two thousand more recs before you have to say thanks.

A Pizza My Mind: Does It Really Matter Who Makes Your Pizza?

Thanks to everybody chipping in with their thoughts and opinions.

@mfrapp: Very kind.

@Adam L.: I was going to ask you about Scholls, GREAT example. That place is amazing. And Pettit didn't make my pie at Delancey but it was also killer.

@cspirou: You should read down to the part where I basically agree with you.

A Pizza My Mind: In Praise of Delivery

I think the reason I don't get delivery is because I delivered pizzas for so long. I end up spending way too much in tips because I know how awful a deal it is for drivers and their cars. Gas and repairs eat up the bulk of your money and you get the extra bonus of seared-in pizza smell for life.

A Pizza My Mind: Why You Should Eat More Bad Pizza

@imwalkin: I actually do make pretty good (friends say really good) pizza, but I have a lazy streak you dodged. And though I agree that anyone can learn to make good pizza, it takes real effort, and not everyone is up for it.

@smsingram: I really appreciate that. It's exactly what I was going for.

@Tim: We are sympatico.

@Joe: If Taco Bell works let me know and I'll pick up some Trader Joe Scotch.

A Pizza My Mind: Why You Should Eat More Bad Pizza

@hard2handle: Ha, I was waiting for that one. The Blue was a gift. I never drink anything but single malt, but that was the most recognizable bottle I have and everyone knows that JW is Scotch. In other words the pic is for clarity.

My Pie Monday: Pretzel Pizza, Pizza Bun, and Baking Steel Pizzas Galore!

Thank you Sonny! Shit's about to get crazy in LA via Detroit.

Mother Dough: Is "Good" Good Enough in Los Angeles?

I'm sure Adam tackled myths and why it's profitable to traffic in them a couple times before, but we're probably due for a refresh. Obviously the closer you get to any subject, the more cracks you see, and that's especially true for the restaurant business. I imagine most (if not all) shops play up their narrative, and it's something I've gotten better at sniffing out. I really try to take everything I hear with a grain of salt. John Wozniak, on the other hand, has large rocks of salt on hand for posts like this one. He is my pizza skeptic, he keeps me in check, and he also knows 382 times more about pies than I do. But...

...regarding Mother Dough, I feel pretty comfortable with Compani's story. I've seen him doing the dirty work and I trust the people I spoke to for the piece. Could I have been snookered? Sure. But the reason I went into all of his obsessive details is that the pizza ISN't at a national or "road-trip worthy" level -- even if his devotion is. I think that shows how truly difficult it is to make great pizza consistently. I hope that's what came through, not any myth making.

Oh, and SkyHighGluten and Wozniak? You guys need to have a sourdough sitdown with a side of cold, hard pizza truths.

Behind the Slice: Klausie's Pizza Truck, Raleigh, NC

I really enjoyed this. Great piece. And I'd love for someone in out west to try to crack the Detroit code.

Nicoletta: What Michael White is Really After

I can't explain how confused I was about this place until I read this. Great piece, Kenji.