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Just ham, coarse ground mustard (preferably on the tart side), garden tomatoes, homemade mayo, all on some light and crusty French bread!

Hands down. Eggs Benedict. Because nothing is better with eggs than a sauce made of even more eggs!

Doesn't the picture say it all?! Bagel, cream cheese, and smoked salmon!

I went to college in Iowa and had these . . . once. They are dry, and you can't help but shake the feeling that it is a lazy sloppy joe, which in my book is one of the great American foods.

If you hold some bizzare nostalgia for these things, then by all means enjoy. All others would be better off with a pound of ground beef and a manwhich mix.