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Keight

I hate dessert. I love bacon.

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  • Location: Pittsburgh
  • Favorite foods: Takosu. Cuban Sandwiches. Mashed Potatoes. Corn. Pho. Fern Cakes. Beouf a la Catalan. Spaghetti (not the squash). Ribs, Ham, Pork Chops, Pork Tenderloin, Bacon, Head Cheese. Any Part of the pig, but at least I am prepared to eat Head Cheese.
  • Last bite on earth: Thanksgiving dinner. An Iron City Light, If they're still around. And a Marlboro Red.

Vanilla Frosting for Cupcakes

Wilton's website had amazing and free recipes.

Peanuts and Coca-Cola

But don't you really want to try it?

Peanuts and Coca-Cola

Lest my street cred be revoked....yes.

Ordering sushi: how much?

Order the chef's tasting menu. It's like fighting the biggest kid in a new school: you win respect from everybody. It's win-win.

Really missing the point

Really missing the point

The only thing worse than kids with allergies are the parents of kids with allergies. Oh, please, continue to make a federal case out of your little ones dietary restrictions; in the schools, in the supermarket. Continue to rail against casual dining establishments and torture the college-aged server by explaining that not knowing what, exactly, is in your Chicken Tenders makes them completely unqualified for their job, and that for $3/hr, they should be aware that LIFE and DEATH are on their hands.

Its cute and protective now, but when Timmy is still a bachelor at 35, living in your basement, well...

Your food related book favorites?

Also, Strega Nona

Your food related book favorites?

Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, naturally!

Also, like water for chocolate.

I make a great ____, but I won't eat it.

People love my pastry. Breads, cakes, cupcakes, you name it. Here's the rub: I am allergic to baking soda and usually can't enjoy ANY of it. Also, I am not a dessert person.

People have made pilgrimages and wept openly over my sweets, but I usually only take a small piece to be polite and chase it with strong coffee.

Unsalted natural peanut butter- what can I do with it?

Put it on the dog's nose to keep it from barking.

Worst Food You Ate at a Party

The Tribune Review recipe section wasn't much better.....they made thorough use of canned chicken! I kill myself to make some really cool dishes for parties, and it kind of offends me when I see people licking cold gravy from styrofoam plates and leaving my offerings untouched.

Offends me until I realise I live in Pittsburgh, Pennsyltuckey.

Food Blog Award Nominees Announced

Where's The Girl Who Ate Everything?!? Humor, photography, city and writing should have had a spot for Boppy. No Cake Wrecks, either.

Reconceptualizing the Things On or with Which You Eat

I'm a big fan of the spork. If they could add a cutting edge, it would solve a lot of problems over setting/clearing/washing in my house.


Please Read: Serious Efforts

I'll give it a shot, but my prior opinion stands--I would NEVER rely on serious eats for this kind of information.

Who is Dorie Greenspan and why does she Dominate Tastespotting?

For me, it's a toss up: I would NOT read her because of Bon Appetite and Louis Vuitton, but WOULD follow her due to the apparent inspiration she has given her followers.

My resolution is to . . .

My resolution is 1280x1024

Vegitarian-ism EPIC FAIL

I respect your decision, but think you're going to have to wean slowly or you'll be miserable.

How do I get rid of gnats?!!!

1 part apple cider vinegar, one part water, drop of dish soap. The bugs are attracted to the cider smell, the soap lessens the surface tension and they fall in. Put it by the sink or the garbage.

What to do with leftover arborio that's NOT risotto

Try Boeuf a la Catalan.

What's your fast food guilty pleasure?

KFC bowl. We make them at home sometimes with leftovers, but they just aren't the same.

Thank You, Brian Flannery!

And I am such a heel that I spelled his name wrong!

Tobacco truffles, and the holiday dinner Post Mortem

We're having a 30 oz. from Brian Flannery.

Funny remarks you can re-use

When we'd clean our plates, my grandmother says "A soldier's coming home." I think it's a rationing term, but I use it all of the time.

Silly Food Name Inside Jokes

Orange Juice is "Spider Juice" from my unfortunate grasp of spanish on a trip to Costa Rica.

Best food quote ever

"Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon."
Dalai Lama

Peanuts and Coca-Cola

In the last two books I've read, a favorite dessert or snack appears to be dumping a bag of peanuts in a Coca-Cola bottle. It seems like a cool, throw-back dessert to serve at a party. My question, as both of the novels take place in the past, what would you think the appropriate amount of peanuts would be for a 12oz serving of coke?

Ribs and ... Ice Cream? What do you eat when you're blue?

In a trailer for a movie, a woman yells a bit of advice from a park bench "Get yourself some ribs and some ice cream, 'cause you have been dumped!" In pop culture, women are often seen turning to cheesecake, men beer. But in the real world, what are your "feel better" eats?

Thank You, Brian Flannery!

For Christmas, I got a surprise gift of two 30-oz, bone-in, frenched, tomahawks from Brian Flannery! He sent them himself as a thank-you for our orders throughout the year. Use this butcher, folks.

Fruit Desserts. Acquired taste or bluffing contest?

Occasionally, I'll try some kind of compote or fruit based cream pie, but they really never scratch my dessert itch. I noticed a lot of people over the age of 30 seeming to enjoy them over the holiday. So, my question: Are fruit desserts an acquired taste, like coffee, or a mere bluffing contest, like Scotch?

The Cooking Loft

Alex Guarneschelli just pisses me off. Am I alone here, or do you think her frivolous, idosynchratic, over worked phrasing mirrors her food? I though she was cute, at first, on the Food Network Thanksgiving Challenge, but now I feel as if she is ridiculously off track. Given, she freely admits her mistakes, but I am concerned that she lives in a reality where sugar cubes are a viable building material.

Silly Kitchen Gadgets

Ever fall prey to an end-cap at Sur La Table? Ever rationalize a late night info-mercial? Ever been a victim of a well-intended gift for "the cook that has everything"? From Orange peelers to shrimp de-veiners, what are your favorite kitchen one-trick ponies?

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